EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

Gents one Euro whose shut me out is Jane. She has a nice set up not far from the AH race track in an office building. Great parking. I like her rubs because it was soft touch and she dirty talked. She is about 5'5 blonde hair pretty eyes. Thin build. Wears yoga and a black t shirt. She has two rooms and her office is located at end of the hallway so there is privacy. Many of you will know her from the Olga days in wheeling before it got shut down. She is also friends with Olga from Northbrook. She provides a standard end. I don't care for her personality as she is a moody gal. This Euro cares about the cash. But I do recommend for a light touch teasing time. PM me if you need details.

The Czech from Northlake who worked out of rented home is moving to Lombard. And the Latina from River Forest is moving to Villa park. If you need info, please PM the wimp!

[QUOTE=TheWimp;5015008]I have a other Euro recommendation in Berwyn. You won't receive standard in the chiro office but you should have luck at her incall appt. Feel free to PM me and I can provide the info. This one is from Czech and pretty. PM me if you need details on any of the recent posts I provided. More to come.[/QUOTE]

May I ask how much she charges for in call?

She charges $100 for office, so I gave up.

And, did you get extra or do you believe so?

Sometimes, we do not really get anything.

[QUOTE=TheWimp;5015037]Standard did not happen on first few visits. It took time. When you arrive at the location, you will be brought back to the yard area and enter the basement from behind. I've been there many times and have never seen a family member before or after my session. On first visits you will be covered but not tightly when working the thighs. ChicagoCat99 is correct, its a great legit massage and if you get the trust established its awesome. Arrive early and check out the monger before your session enter and exit late night. What man visits a residential home late night for just body work. Definitely not the Wimp![/QUOTE]Good luck, man.

But, I got confirmation she is legit from other seniors.


Apparently, she is good, so I may visit her for $60 deep tissue after covid.

[QUOTE=TheWimp;5015069]The Czech from Northlake who worked out of rented home is moving to Lombard. And the Latina from River Forest is moving to Villa park. If you need info, please PM the wimp![/QUOTE]I hope the Latina is not Rosita.

If so, stay away, everyone!

That 70 years old grandma massages only 15 minutes and push you for L1 for huge tip.

Totally 35 minutes and you are out.

[QUOTE=ChicagoCat99;5016260]I hope the Latina is not Rosita.

If so, stay away, everyone!

That 70 years old grandma massages only 15 minutes and push you for L1 for huge tip.

Totally 35 minutes and you are out.[/QUOTE]No its not Rosita. Wow Rosita is larger and rubs tons of oil.

The Latina I refer to is from Latin touch.

[QUOTE=ChicagoCat99;5016210]Good luck, man.

But, I got confirmation she is legit from other seniors.


Apparently, she is good, so I may visit her for $60 deep tissue after covid.[/QUOTE]In a prior post I thought you visited her already.

Yes I change my recommendation on her if its too much effort. I don't blame anyone, save your cash for sure visits.

I have a lot of experience with spas and have been on this board before under a different handle.

[QUOTE=ChicagoCat99;5016196]May I ask how much she charges for in call?

She charges $100 for office, so I gave up.

And, did you get extra or do you believe so?

Sometimes, we do not really get anything.[/QUOTE]The rates are same for incall. Feel free to PM me for specifics.

Thanks!

[QUOTE=TheWimp;5016376]No its not Rosita. Wow Rosita is larger and rubs tons of oil.

The Latina I refer to is from Latin touch.[/QUOTE]Latin touch lady is also a bit older if I am not mistaken, also takes several visits before even L1 happens.

[QUOTE=TheWimp;5016378]In a prior post I thought you visited her already.

Yes I change my recommendation on her if its too much effort. I don't blame anyone, save your cash for sure visits.

I have a lot of experience with spas and have been on this board before under a different handle.[/QUOTE]I did visit, but I changed my mind after seeing the kid holding a small dog barking crazily.

So far I visited 7-8 houses and most of them are single ladies without a pet.

(Except the one with husband, surprisingly)

I visited both Schaumburg and Chicago Harlem ave locations. I saw Krystyna in schaumburg. Polish MILF with nice breasts. Very light touch and no finish. I was able to DIY. I did some googling and ran into information that will keep me away from seeing her. But for legit massage from pretty Polish gal, she is recommended.

I also saw another Euro at the harlem location. I booked back to back hour appts with her. She is legit. She allowed DIY but definitely was not encouraging it.

So men, be careful at these places. If DIY is discouraged, then don't.

Overall 224 is a good value. Cheap rates, pretty therapists and legit massage.

I used to visit her 3 times in 2018 ($50 an hour at that time).

Single lady in condo.

Legit massage with a degree.

In third time, she gave me water and we talked over an hour.

She was about to invite me for dinner, but I have to leave for some reasons.

After that, we had a bit of dispute over texting and I never went back.

Later, my Polish friend said he saw her ad to look for a boyfriend.

Fine massage. Huge breasts.

A lot of hint: Very small towel you cannot cover. Open till 10:00 PM. No bra with nipple showing.

My intuition: She won't violate massage code, but may do some extra hour activity for her own pleasure.

I used to pay $50 and tipped her $20.

Mention "my friend used to..." and see if you get the same deal.

Would you be willing to send her contact info via pm?

[QUOTE=ChicagoCat99;5016572]I used to visit her 3 times in 2018 ($50 an hour at that time).

Single lady in condo.

Legit massage with a degree.

In third time, she gave me water and we talked over an hour.

She was about to invite me for dinner, but I have to leave for some reasons.

After that, we had a bit of dispute over texting and I never went back.

Later, my Polish friend said he saw her ad to look for a boyfriend.

Fine massage. Huge breasts.

A lot of hint: Very small towel you cannot cover. Open till 10:00 PM. No bra with nipple showing.

My intuition: She won't violate massage code, but may do some extra hour activity for her own pleasure.

I used to pay $50 and tipped her $20.

Mention "my friend used to..." and see if you get the same deal.[/QUOTE]

Gents,

I been bombarded with PM requests. If you send me a PM be sure that you clear your inbox or ensure its set up to allow for responses. I tried to respond on many and can't because of your side of business.

Also. Recently I visited a euro in the suburbs and saw her car. Wow, a very expensive 70k car! Must be nice to live the life of a massage therapist. I don't think Ill see her anymore simply out of jealousy! Ha, with that car you and assume the service type provided.

I know a lot of the euro girls buy these cars with salvage titles. Those cars are usually half the price and no factory warranty. So you maybe wrong about being jealous and not wanting to see her because you think she's rich. Plus she has to see dicks all day.

[QUOTE=TheWimp;5018029]Gents,

I been bombarded with PM requests. If you send me a PM be sure that you clear your inbox or ensure its set up to allow for responses. I tried to respond on many and can't because of your side of business.

Also. Recently I visited a euro in the suburbs and saw her car. Wow, a very expensive 70k car! Must be nice to live the life of a massage therapist. I don't think Ill see her anymore simply out of jealousy! Ha, with that car you and assume the service type provided.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WildRider80;5017549]Would you be willing to send her contact info via pm?[/QUOTE]Google Grace massage Palo Hills.

[QUOTE=TheWimp;5018029]Gents,
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I been bombarded with PM requests. If you send me a PM be sure that you clear your inbox or ensure its set up to allow for responses. I tried to respond on many and can't because of your side of business.

Also. Recently I visited a euro in the suburbs and saw her car. Wow, a very expensive 70k car! Must be nice to live the life of a massage therapist. I don't think Ill see her anymore simply out of jealousy! Ha, with that car you and assume the service type provided.[/QUOTE]Thank you for report.

But for some reason, I feel you try to imply some mt will do extra after reasoning.

In my opinion, It might be a little more helpful if you just write down what happened.

Maybe I value experience a bit more than assumption.

[QUOTE=ChicagoCat99;5018566]Thank you for report.

But for some reason, I feel you try to imply some mt will do extra after reasoning.

In my opinion, It might be a little more helpful if you just write down what happened.

Maybe I value experience a bit more than assumption.[/QUOTE]Chicago Cat. I been doing this over 25 years +. I've posted under a diff handle. I'm protecting myself online and not being direct.

I've received PMs from hobbyists who have succeeded on my info.

I have been away for awhile now that the kid is walking around and the wife is back at work I have officially un-retired. I have leads and some new talent that I will be sharing soon. BTW Search through Mantra for new Euro talent.

Audra Spa. Located on ogden ave. Dana / neli. Please just call the spa ad ask your rate questions etc. Please visit and post your experience. I had another monger Pm me he had success. I asked him to post and he didn't.

I've been answering the same questions over and over, here is the info via post. Its easier but also will cause monger interference booking appts if you all are contacting them.

Czech moving to Lombard. Sarah. Athletic build, tall, thin. Ok looking. I can't post the cell phone so if you want that just ask for cell via pm. Lombard area close to the gorilla statue on north ave.

Latin Touch S. - older latina. Google the spa and you will see pics and info. Please contact the spa for appt and rates.

Czech. Type - berwyn massage. In google and you will see. Massage by. - I am not putting a recommendation in for her because YMMV and requires effort.

Good Luck Gents.

[QUOTE=TheWimp;5018029]Gents,

I been bombarded with PM requests. If you send me a PM be sure that you clear your inbox or ensure its set up to allow for responses. I tried to respond on many and can't because of your side of business.

Also. Recently I visited a euro in the suburbs and saw her car. Wow, a very expensive 70k car! Must be nice to live the life of a massage therapist. I don't think Ill see her anymore simply out of jealousy! Ha, with that car you and assume the service type provided.[/QUOTE]White Mercedes.

[QUOTE=TheWimp;5015054]Gents one Euro whose shut me out is Jane. She has a nice set up not far from the AH race track in an office building. Great parking. I like her rubs because it was soft touch and she dirty talked. She is about 5'5 blonde hair pretty eyes. Thin build. Wears yoga and a black t shirt. She has two rooms and her office is located at end of the hallway so there is privacy. Many of you will know her from the Olga days in wheeling before it got shut down. She is also friends with Olga from Northbrook. She provides a standard end. I don't care for her personality as she is a moody gal. This Euro cares about the cash. But I do recommend for a light touch teasing time. PM me if you need details.[/QUOTE]It exactly sounds like old Ana's location.

Sure you got L1?

Ana was 35 years old Russian and probably the most youngest and prttest euro I had for life.

She charged only $55 for hr and pretty good massage.

Only problem? Super legit.

[QUOTE=TheWimp;5019434]Audra Spa. Located on ogden ave. Dana / neli. Please just call the spa ad ask your rate questions etc. Please visit and post your experience. I had another monger Pm me he had success. I asked him to post and he didn't.

I've been answering the same questions over and over, here is the info via post. Its easier but also will cause monger interference booking appts if you all are contacting them.

Czech moving to Lombard. Sarah. Athletic build, tall, thin. Ok looking. I can't post the cell phone so if you want that just ask for cell via pm. Lombard area close to the gorilla statue on north ave.

Latin Touch S. - older latina. Google the spa and you will see pics and info. Please contact the spa for appt and rates.

Czech. Type - berwyn massage. In google and you will see. Massage by. - I am not putting a recommendation in for her because YMMV and requires effort.

Good Luck Gents.[/QUOTE]Avoid Sarah!

This below average looking smoker does not do massage.

Weak massage and disappear in the middle of session after putting some massage machine on your back.

Exactly same thing happened to my friend.

Waste of $75.

[QUOTE=Dan871;5019450]White Mercedes.[/QUOTE]Even better. A German car with slogan - "there is no substitute. " Bought from a major dealership.

[QUOTE=ChicagoCat99;5019972]It exactly sounds like old Ana's location.

Sure you got L1?

Ana was 35 years old Russian and probably the most youngest and prttest euro I had for life.

She charged only $55 for hr and pretty good massage.

Only problem? Super legit.[/QUOTE]Jane is her name now. Yes I am sure I got standard finish. Very light touch massage. On 4th floor of MB fin building off Northwest Highway. Solid white door at far end of hallway. Wears black yoga and dirty black t shirt. Short blonde in hair and blue eyes. Light sounding Russian voice and is also a nurse.

[QUOTE=ChicagoCat99;5019972]It exactly sounds like old Ana's location.

Sure you got L1?

Ana was 35 years old Russian and probably the most youngest and prttest euro I had for life.

She charged only $55 for hr and pretty good massage.

Only problem? Super legit.[/QUOTE]For those interested. You can see her ad in bedpage, sometimes craigslist beauty section (euro spa palatine) and massagefnd.

For those who enjoy DIY, this is your place. DIY can be fun if on limited budget because the tip is obviously lower. This place is in lower basement level of office building off a major street. The Euro therapist is in 50's with huge knockers. The room is large, clean and all in white. On first visit you will have loose sheet placed on you. The lady is friendly and provides light touch. Standard is not an option. Credit Cards accepted and there is parking lot parking available.

[QUOTE=TheWimp;5015054]Gents one Euro whose shut me out is Jane. She has a nice set up not far from the AH race track in an office building. Great parking. I like her rubs because it was soft touch and she dirty talked. She is about 5'5 blonde hair pretty eyes. Thin build. Wears yoga and a black t shirt. She has two rooms and her office is located at end of the hallway so there is privacy. Many of you will know her from the Olga days in wheeling before it got shut down. She is also friends with Olga from Northbrook. She provides a standard end. I don't care for her personality as she is a moody gal. This Euro cares about the cash. But I do recommend for a light touch teasing time. PM me if you need details.[/QUOTE]Dear wimp,

Are you sure you got L1?
How many times did you visit to get it?

After studying her ad, I notice Jane is actually old Anna. Reason for name change? Too arrogant and snobbery, so many did not like her.

Super light massage and no teasing.

Fine for $55, but not for $75 unless I see some change.

[QUOTE=ChicagoCat99;5020335]Dear wimp,

Are you sure you got L1?

How many times did you visit to get it?

After studying her ad, I notice Jane is actually old Anna. Reason for name change? Too arrogant and snobbery, so many did not like her.

Super light massage and no teasing.

Fine for $55, but for $75 unless something changed.[/QUOTE]Jane is American female version of her native name. PM me if you want details on my session.

[QUOTE=TheWimp;5020235]For those who enjoy DIY, this is your place. DIY can be fun if on limited budget because the tip is obviously lower. This place is in lower basement level of office building off a major street. The Euro therapist is in 50's with huge knockers. The room is large, clean and all in white. On first visit you will have loose sheet placed on you. The lady is friendly and provides light touch. Standard is not an option. Credit Cards accepted and there is parking lot parking available.[/QUOTE]Thank you very much.

I realize you tend to give too generous review scores.

To me, half of places are disappointment since any woman can start it.

I am willing to takes risk if it is $60 or less.

I want over minimum quality if it is more.

[QUOTE=TheWimp;5020235]For those who enjoy DIY, this is your place. DIY can be fun if on limited budget because the tip is obviously lower. This place is in lower basement level of office building off a major street. The Euro therapist is in 50's with huge knockers. The room is large, clean and all in white. On first visit you will have loose sheet placed on you. The lady is friendly and provides light touch. Standard is not an option. Credit Cards accepted and there is parking lot parking available.[/QUOTE]Ah yes miracle. She uses a glove on some. It is self serve to begin with the first visit. She will allow more subsequent visits, but I personally couldn't stand her personality the first time. She had some weird like overall outfit on too during the summer, and I was hoping for yoga pants.

Did someone say, there is more talent at this place? I have never heard of such thing.

[URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/38364/[/URL]

Any intel on this one?

I don't have personal experience but seems pretty legit.

[QUOTE=Dgordon630;5020655][URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/38364/[/URL]

Any intel on this one?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ItsHowdyDoody;5020527]Ah yes miracle. She uses a glove on some. It is self serve to begin with the first visit. She will allow more subsequent visits, but I personally couldn't stand her personality the first time. She had some weird like overall outfit on too during the summer, and I was hoping for yoga pants.

Did someone say, there is more talent at this place? I have never heard of such thing.[/QUOTE]Howdy, I only visited the place one time. On that visit only Mar. Was there. Fortunately I did not get a globe treatment. Whew.

[QUOTE=TheWimp;5020347]Jane is American female version of her native name. PM me if you want details on my session.[/QUOTE]I truly appreciate this.

Apparently, she is busy with other customers and has no problem to keep a luxury car, so why don't I save myself $75?

No reason to rush for her during pandemic.

Hope you will slow down a little, so everything will be ok.

[QUOTE=Dgordon630;5020655][URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/38364/[/URL]

Any intel on this one?[/QUOTE]LOL. I have tried to get in touch with her every now and then fora while, no response. I once reverse imaged her pics, and one of them linked to some online pay for chat dominatrix type thing. I am not positive she is a real local person.

I have a friend that is going to visit Chicago in a few weeks. He said he is interested in a high end massage or Tantra experience. Cost is no object to this guy! Any recommendations would be appreciated. Please PM me with info.

Thank you.

Golden Pussy Syndrome.

Arrogant and unpleasant.

Wimp wrote he got shut out and suddenly I got text, "Find another therapist. " out of blue.

She may be legit, but does not work hard even on legit massage. About 10 minutes short.

"Light touch" means spending 1 hour without making any efforts. Easy way to make $75 for her.

[URL]https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/massagejane[/URL]

[QUOTE=ItsHowdyDoody;5020913]LOL. I have tried to get in touch with her every now and then fora while, no response. I once reverse imaged her pics, and one of them linked to some online pay for chat dominatrix type thing. I am not positive she is a real local person.[/QUOTE]Your spot on Howdy Doody. I also tried to contact her and crickets.

I got an intel that Jane is on radar.

Stay away from 800 Northwest hwy office.

[QUOTE=TheWimp;5020193]Jane is her name now. Yes I am sure I got standard finish. Very light touch massage. On 4th floor of MB fin building off Northwest Highway. Solid white door at far end of hallway. Wears black yoga and dirty black t shirt. Short blonde in hair and blue eyes. Light sounding Russian voice and is also a nurse.[/QUOTE]