Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=DanZ42;6113839]Hey friends,

I'm visiting from the Tampa area for the weekend and looking to check out the local talent. I was thinking of going to Lucky Q since that seems like the go to spot but MrAladin's review of Massage Masters is making me rethink that I should try to find Jennifer. I'm looking for at least a CBJ but hopefully more. Anyone able to recommend one of them? Looking for something in the $.5 range. Hoping for a provider on the thinner side if possible.[/QUOTE]Either is a win IMO. I've consistently gotten thinner women at Lucky but my girl at MM was average build.

Stopped by MM after reading some positive press. Was met by a very small, thin older Asian woman. She was just plain skinny. Asked for 30 minutes, got into the room, she entered and immediately began hugging and caressing my back on the table and telling me how handsome I was and what a good body I had. She said her name was Lucy and has only been there 7 days. She got up on top and walked my back and managed to get a crack and a pop here and there, so that was good. But the rest of the massage was more like getting basted in oil and she was trying to see how far she could spread it. So massage is not her thing. Then the flip, rubbed around a little and finally got to the goods, but was not receptive to any utc touch. HJ was marginal and I almost took over for her just so I could get out of there. I tipped her. 5 out of sheer pity and she acted like I just bought her a new car. Got the job done, but I'll keep looking.

Had some free time tonight, decided to check out Orchid, haven't been to an AMP in probably a year. They have a doorbell now, which I'm not too fond of but I read about it in a previous post so I came at 7 pm. Waited maybe 30 seconds and was greeted by, I'd say a 37 year old 5 ft petite asian lady. Not bad, flat ass, small b cups. The massage started out good, I'm not a small guy but this woman was doing stuff I've never had done and it hurt LOL, had to let her know to be easy on the pressure. On the flip we negotiated for FS. 150 Mario coins. Started with CBJ. Then to cowgirl, to Mish and finished in reverse cowgirl. Had some time left on the clock and she massaged the front for the last 10 minutes. I give it a 7. I guess I'll try lucky q and masters next because I don't think they were around when I was AMP sampling before.

I noticed a guy saying he went in to an AMP his first time and got no results, so I figured I'd give a few tips, I've never been to an AMP and walked out with only a backup. When I go in I always leave my wallet and phone in the truck. I bring the cash for the house and whatever I plan on spending only. Usually I bring a 50 on top of 20's and let them see I have extra cash when I'm paying the house fee. When they walk me in the room they usually ask, first time here? Even if it's my first time there I always say no. I've been here many many times. Once in awhile they will ask who I've seen. Listen idc if it's florida or new York. I always say cici, Nancy. Anne, Jessica, coco. Appearantly those are most commonly used and they move the girls around so much they can't remember all the girls. When they leave the room I undress completely balls ass naked. Lay face down on the table and put the little towel that's there barely over my ass. When they come in they almost instantly peek under it or remove it and readjust it to see if no underwear is present. That's when I know we are good to go LOL. While massaging I always ask if they were busy today, if they say not busy, I know I get to negotiate in my favor. If they were busy expect to pay premium rate. Don't be afraid to tell them what you like and what you don't. They are pretty accommodating. If you get the standard he don't he afraid to utc touch. They usually won't offer it but don't decline it when your getting the standard. I hope this helps some new guys out. If it didn't 🖕.

[QUOTE=BigDingaling;6133221]I noticed a guy saying he went in to an AMP his first time and got no results, so I figured I'd give a few tips, I've never been to an AMP and walked out with only a backup. When I go in I always leave my wallet and phone in the truck. I bring the cash for the house and whatever I plan on spending only. Usually I bring a 50 on top of 20's and let them see I have extra cash when I'm paying the house fee. When they walk me in the room they usually ask, first time here? Even if it's my first time there I always say no. I've been here many many times. Once in awhile they will ask who I've seen. Listen idc if it's florida or new York. I always say cici, Nancy. Anne, Jessica, coco. Appearantly those are most commonly used and they move the girls around so much they can't remember all the girls. When they leave the room I undress completely balls ass naked. Lay face down on the table and put the little towel that's there barely over my ass. When they come in they almost instantly peek under it or remove it and readjust it to see if no underwear is present. That's when I know we are good to go LOL. While massaging I always ask if they were busy today, if they say not busy, I know I get to negotiate in my favor. If they were busy expect to pay premium rate. Don't be afraid to tell them what you like and what you don't. They are pretty accommodating. If you get the standard he don't he afraid to utc touch. They usually won't offer it but don't decline it when your getting the standard. I hope this helps some new guys out..[/QUOTE]All good advice. Only thing I do different is I don't even put a towel on. I lay down face down with nothing on and spread my legs a little so they can see my junk.

[QUOTE=TopDog12;6135383]All good advice. Only thing I do different is I don't even put a towel on. I lay down face down with nothing on and spread my legs a little so they can see my junk.[/QUOTE]I would add that I hang my arms aver the side and after a few minutes I will lightly caress their leg a couple times to let them know in safe and interested in the good stuff.

I take my phone in, hell it's locked they can't do anything with it and you might get her number. Also always completely strip as fast as you can, I don't lay down, I sit on the side of the table with the towel draped over my knee, junk out. When she comes back in I can read her expression and I immediately know what's next. Also gives her a chance to boss you around a little, more beneficial info for me.

[QUOTE=TopDog12;6135383]All good advice. Only thing I do different is I don't even put a towel on. I lay down face down with nothing on and spread my legs a little so they can see my junk.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BigDingaling;6133221]I noticed a guy saying he went in to an AMP his first time and got no results, so I figured I'd give a few tips[/QUOTE]My advice is be bold at the get go. Once I'm led to the room I always take my time getting undressed and give myself a few strokes to make sure I'm looking good. I am always standing nude, half erect when they enter, she act as if they just caught me undressing still. Their reaction will tell you most everything you need to know about whether your session will leave you happy.

[QUOTE=MrAladinSir;6138523]My advice is be bold at the get go. Once I'm led to the room I always take my time getting undressed and give myself a few strokes to make sure I'm looking good. I am always standing nude, half erect when they enter, she act as if they just caught me undressing still. Their reaction will tell you most everything you need to know about whether your session will leave you happy.[/QUOTE]I lay on my back usually mid chub and let the masseuse ask do you want to start on the front or back. But also I've visited and got an L1 without asking and it was my first time.

I visited Orchid. I was welcomed by Maria. She is regular good looking asian. I had to pay extra for the TS. The TS was not really teasing but it was clean really good. On the room the massage was ok, not great but not bad either. On the flip she asked me what I wanted and I said everything. She went out ad returned with a cover. Out came her dress and we started mish, and finished doggy. Played a lot with her A+ or B's.

Good experience but do not know if I will repeat. I am not too happy to pay extra for TS.

Be safe.

[QUOTE=TR5321;6141300]I visited Orchid. I was welcomed by Maria. She is regular good looking asian. I had to pay extra for the TS. The TS was not really teasing but it was clean really good. On the room the massage was ok, not great but not bad either. On the flip she asked me what I wanted and I said everything. She went out ad returned with a cover. Out came her dress and we started mish, and finished doggy. Played a lot with her A+ or B's.

Good experience but do not know if I will repeat. I am not too happy to pay extra for TS..[/QUOTE]How much was it and how long? She let you do anything else?

[QUOTE=MrAladinSir;6108454]I found myself on 13th recently and decided to branch out from my go-to at Lucky Q.

Ming Tree. This was my first visit to Ming Tree and likely my last. The location has great discrete parking in the rear, though it does force you to walk up to the broadly open front entrance. I was greeted by an older thick woman (Heidi?) who seemed to be the only one there. 35 for the half, and she brought me back to the room, instructed me to disrobe and left me to do so. On her return, she happened to catch me in a state of undress before I had managed to get on the table and almost walked right back out of the room. I assured her it was ok and layed down. The good. This was one of the best deep tissue massage's I've had in a long time. That was the only good thing. When she entered the room, she opened an exterior door, allowing the hot noon air to enter the room, along with anyone else who may have chosen to do so. When I protested that it was warm, she informed me that it was either an open door or I wear a mask. As my arms hung down from my sides, they grazed her legs several times, each time resulting in her dancing off to the side. When the heat got unbearable, I asked about the presence of a shower in the spa. She informed me that "this wasn't that kind of place."

Massage Masters. This was also my first visit to Massage Masters and I'll absolutely be back. With discrete parking upfront, Jennifer (I think) met me at the door, informed me it was 50 for the half hour, and asked if I wanted the shower before or after. She was thin, 30's?, very attractive in short shorts and a t shirt. After 10 minutes of an oily excuse for a massage she had me flip, giggled at Jr and began paying him detailed attention with no negotiation. Soon she was as naked as I was and we had an amazing time. After a mutually explosive ending she took me back to the (filthy) shower and cleaned the gallon of oil off of me. At no time was tip mentioned or discussed, she simply trusted me to tip her. It was one of the best experiences I've ever had in an AMP. 10/10. Highly recommend.[/QUOTE]Curious what wre the damages at MM this trip you described.

My back has been hurting lately, got a free day today so decided to pamper myself. Based on previous reports I decided to visit Ming Tree first specifically for the deep tissue massage. I did her and wasn't disappointed. She did a good job hitting the knots on my left shoulder and back. 45 to house and 20 tip, she was happy I was happy and sore. Not a hint of anything beyond that, but again not why I visited that location anyways.

Massage masters was next for a different type of stress relieve. Let me begin by saying this lady is definitely beyond 30's. I'd say mid 40's. Maybe under a dim light with the right angle she could pass as 30 ish due to her somewhat fair skin, but wrinkles all over show her age. I have not crossed that age group yet so immediately was ni longer in anything beyond L1. Paid hf of 50 and 60 for L1 with top off. She did a very soft short massage in line with previous reviews which was ok given I just came from ming tree. Her technique was very good, slow sensual strokes with ball fondling which I enjoy. When done she said next time I can do L3 for 100. Which I probably won't.

Overall can't complain on either visit as I knew exactly what I was in for and met perfectly each expectation.

I was there the other night and there was an older woman probably in her 50's who was my masseuse. The problem is her breath was horrible and this is not the first time I run into this at a spa. I don't know if you guys realize this but most of these Asian masseuse women don't go to the dentist very often and don't necessarily have the same oral hygiene standards as we do.

200 roses and ticket entrance fee.

For a trip around the world and the nasty odor of dental decay just killed the whole mood.

There was no cream or half-and-half delivered. The dairy just would not open.

This is not the first time I run into the sort of thing. I keep running into this and thinking I'm going to have some fantastic memory 95% of the time it ends up being a huge disappointment for one reason or another.

Too often the phone keeps ringing or they answer the door in the middle of customer service or I run into something where the breath isn't good at all or they try to rush and treat Captain Johnson like it's a butter churn contest at the county fair or they look like Jackie Chan in drag.

I'm done with this hobby you guys can have as much fun as you want it's nothing but a constant disappointment and in this case a gross out event absolutely disgusting!

[QUOTE=TR5321;6141300]I visited Orchid. I was welcomed by Maria. She is regular good looking asian. I had to pay extra for the TS. The TS was not really teasing but it was clean really good. On the room the massage was ok, not great but not bad either. On the flip she asked me what I wanted and I said everything. She went out ad returned with a cover. Out came her dress and we started mish, and finished doggy. Played a lot with her A+ or B's.

Good experience but do not know if I will repeat. I am not too happy to pay extra for TS.

Be safe.[/QUOTE]Are you crazy her breath is horrible she's got some serious dental problems or something it smells like someone took a dump in her mouth whenever she said anything to me!