2006 Archived General Reports

Thought I’d celebrate the Phillies taking 3 out of 4 from the Mets. Where better than Kensington Avenue. But first a quickie restaurant review for you. The New Wave Cafe, 2620 E. Allegheny is a stone’s throw from the stroll. The food and the TV channel are Polish. Not for everybody. But the best borscht I’ve ever had. (That's beet soup...you think yech?...no, it’s delicious!) Vodka wasn’t bad either. Now on to more important things...

I was in the mood for someone new, but would probably pick up Stephanie or Angie if I saw them. LE presence was high on this Thursday evening at about 8:30, but I proceeded up the Avenue to DD on my mission. On the little street just south of Torresdale (Pike) I spotted a really cute small blonde...yum. The car swerved around and pulled over. I guess I was the one swerving, but I don’t remember cause I was so busy leering. She pointed down to the cross street (Jasper). Woohoo! I made the left turn. Over to the car she came. One of the best-looking WSWs I’ve seen out there all summer.

She said her name was [b]Brittney[/b] and in her rather pleasant voice she quickly agreed to $50 at the Patio. She didn’t try to drive the price up or quote any rules. I was really psyched now and spent the entire drive complimenting her blonde straight hair (streaked with red), blue eyes, small mouth & nose, kind of an Italian peaches & cream complexion, and short slender figure. She seemed genuinely pleased by my verbal drooling.

They were doing paving or something on the outside lane of the Boulevard in front of the Patio, so parking needed to be on a side street. Then the guy at the Patio desk said we had to wait 10 minutes. After about 5 minutes, an older gentleman and a short brunette with a black floppy hat came walking out. She pulled her hat down so low I couldn’t tell if I knew her.

In the room Brittney showed me her very nice slender 20 year-old body. No marks, save a tattoo with her (2 yr-old) son’s name on the left upper arm and one with two eyes on her upper posterior. Cropped pussy hair and B-cups, not upright but not droopy. Slender ass. Nicely curved legs.

She did a nice CBJ to start things off. Good technique. Urged on by my vodka, I quickly said let’s go for it and we did. Very enjoyable and very highly recommended.

And now a word of caution. As we came out of the Patio, two cop cars were pulled into the side street next to it. The girl in the floppy hat and her friend had been stopped. Brittney said she heard the cops were targeting the Patio. Fortunately we were parked two blocks away and were able to go to our car unimpeded. Neither of us could figure out what grounds the cops had for the stop, since it was after the fact. In any event, be careful over there, guys.

Brittney mentioned that it’s just as close to go over to Jersey (Betsy Ross Bridge) to the Riviera. She said it was only $35 a night there, but didn’t know their hourly rate. Anybody have any 411 on that place?

After a relaxing ride back (with no cops following) she asked to be dropped off at home. Imagine my surprise when home turned out to be Stephanie and Angie’s place! Abdul (their pimp) has found yet another winner!


P.S. Brittney has also been positively reviewed here by Nivramb.

[QUOTE=Cookyjar]Stick around Arnie. The way to endear yourself around here is to post. Post useful, interesting or at least tactifully entertaining stuff, like your last post, and nobody will mind if you are LE. (That's a joke Arnie.) LOL

Besides, I can alway use some help with my spelling.

CookyJar[/QUOTE]Thanks for the note. As far as nobody minding if I were LE, well, I'm kind of torn over whether I'd _want_ to be LE or not -- if I were, then I probably wouldn't have had to spend nearly an entire day in Traffic Court a couple of months ago.

I tend to head out in the late evening/early AM, and back in April I picked up a raft of tickets in two stops over a two-week period. One stop was just off the Avenue of the Arts, and to my mind was an obvious bulls**t stop -- failure to stop for a stop sign, not wearing a seat belt, and not having my current insurance card. I DID stop. I did NOT have a seat belt on (mea culpa). I did NOT have a current insurance card, but had the previous nine years' worth in the glove compartment -- I'd just neglected to put the most recent in the car when it arrived a couple weeks earlier. All told, something like $615 in fines.

The second stop was on the K about nine days later, by one of the El stations. The night owl shuttle was picking up a number of passengers, so I passed it and got pulled over. That ticket was $120, for "improper passing". What if it were a trolley car? A trash truck? What if it weren't the wee small hours of the morning?

Anyway, I spent a day in Traffic Court at 8th and Spring Garden (current insurance card in hand), and managed to get all of it back except the seat belt thing, plus some of the costs. All told, I think it cost me about $160, plus whatever I would have made had I been working that day. Fortunately, I'm self-employed so my schedule has some flex. Also, there were no points handed out.

If I were LE, I probably wouldn't have problems like this, right? (I'd just be on the front page of the Sunday Inquirer. :)

But the REAL moral of the story is (once again) to be careful out there. Just being even a little bit careless while in the wrong place at the wrong time will definitely attract the wrong kind of attention.

--arnie

PS -- Don't worry about your spelling. Just keep doing what you do!

[QUOTE=Arnold Bocklin]Sigh.

I'm not even sure why I'm trying this, Ed, but I'm still enough of an optimistic idiot that I feel like I have to.[/QUOTE]And he comes out swinging.

Welcome aboard Arnie.

As someone who isn't brand new here but isn't a frequent poster I just wanted to say I understand you putting your toes in the water. Don't sweat the negative responses, anytime a group of people are given the chance to speak freely, you always get a "special" few in the crowd.

Now, can someone please talk about the girls of the K again?

Thanks

Saw her on K ave next to the drug store. Really skinny. Offer Bbj for 30. Have her number if you need it

Cookyjar,

It is obvious to me that at one time Janie must have been a complete knockout. I definitely agree with you about her face. 25lbs and no habit would do wonders for this girl. Great pics and keep up the good work.

kcbigpapa

[QUOTE=Cookyjar]I tried to imply in my original post that Janie wasn’t the worst I’ve had and she wasn’t the best. I thought she had a very cute face, as you can see in the close-up pictures I have included. So that members can get the full effect of her cute face and thin body I’ve added a few extra pictures. I have gone to a little extra trouble to show her face because I believe it is an important feature. I personally didn’t mind the thin frame but it didn’t hurt to have those eyes to look into.


CookyJar[/QUOTE]

Thank for the post. It is sad to see a young girl in this state. She must be pretty before she got into drugs. She is kind of young too.

[QUOTE=Cookyjar]Lean and clean, what more can you ask?[/QUOTE]OK, I'll ask for more: how about Pretty and Perky?

Obviously many guys have no problem with your hit parade of substandard white women. I do. And when you ask questions of the membership like the one above, I'm within forum standards to answer them.

To be sure, there are others besides me who think of retching when they see your women, like the guys who recently said:
"It is sad to see a young girl in this state"
"The latest looks like a poster child for aids"
"This girl she is sickly and sad looking"

But obviously MANY folks like looking at this stuff, especially those out-of-towners who don't know K&A from ABC. So keep it up, Cookyjar. You've got an audience. You're portraying pathetic local stuff that is real and current and therefore you are within the boundaries of the forum's goals.

If you are unable or unwilling to find attractive WSWs, and insist on using up Jackson's bandwidth by posting [b]SEVENTEEN[/b] photos of the same piece of trash, then I would submit you have a problem.

Anyway, thanks for asking my opinion. I'll be happy to respond to any further questions.

[QUOTE=DukePV]
She said her name was [b]Brittney[/b] and in her rather pleasant voice she quickly agreed to $50 at the Patio. She didn’t try to drive the price up or quote any rules. I was really psyched now and spent the entire drive complimenting her blonde straight hair (streaked with red), blue eyes, small mouth & nose, kind of an Italian peaches & cream complexion, and short slender figure. She seemed genuinely pleased by my verbal drooling.

They were doing paving or something on the outside lane of the Boulevard in front of the Patio, so parking needed to be on a side street. Then the guy at the Patio desk said we had to wait 10 minutes. After about 5 minutes, an older gentleman and a short brunette with a black floppy hat came walking out. She pulled her hat down so low I couldn’t tell if I knew her.

In the room Brittney showed me her very nice slender 20 year-old body. No marks, save a tattoo with her (2 yr-old) son’s name on the left upper arm and one with two eyes on her upper posterior. Cropped pussy hair and B-cups, not upright but not droopy. Slender ass. Nicely curved legs.

She did a nice CBJ to start things off. Good technique. Urged on by my vodka, I quickly said let’s go for it and we did. Very enjoyable and very highly recommended.
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Brittney is a cute one. Really has the "I don't belong out here look". I saw her when she was only out for about 2 weeks and she told me in another week she'd be back home and off the streets. Sad to say it rarely happens. I just hope Cookeyjar can get some pics of her before she looks like some of the other photos he posts.

I've seen her probably 5 or 6 times and even offered to anty up the cash she said she was trying to put together to get out. Well the cash is still in my pocket and she on the streets, so guess we'll be seeing more of her for a while.

[QUOTE=Cookyjar]I asked Janie to give me a post looking back like she was waiting for her boyfriend to slide inside her. This is what she did. Not much ass to get in the way, and a nice shot. This is one of the reason that I'd like to try her again.

Lean and clean, what more can you ask?

CookyJar[/QUOTE]Clean? No offense there CJ, but that chick looks like the pipe has got her...in a really bad grip, I might add. I've been mongering for over 20 years. That chick's got something bad wrong with her. Just look at the tint of her skin... looks like walking death.

Found the same girl in the same location as DukePV reviewed a few days ago.

Didn't get to see his post until after the fact. She is the cute girl that has been mentioned and looked like she had a nice 20 year old body under her clothes. Wish I had opted for the Patio, instead we took a drive to her parking place and settled on a bbbj for .4 Good technique but somewhat rushed. She said she was nervous doing it in the car. The other thing that I really dislike is when the girl pulls away at the most crucial moment and creates a big mess all over the steering wheel and seat of the car.

She offered her digits but I didnt follow up on taking them. I would repeat, however this time it would be at the Patio.

[QUOTE=Iva Bigun]Clean? No offense there CJ, but that chick looks like the pipe has got her...in a really bad grip, I might add. I've been mongering for over 20 years. That chick's got something bad wrong with her. Just look at the tint of her skin... looks like walking death.[/QUOTE]No offense take. Iva.

It may not look like it, but I am a little selective in the girls I pick-up. Some of you may have noticed that I have not posted any really fat girls. Nor have I posted any of the grungy, dirty types with matted hair and grimy skin that you so often see on the Avenue. Obviously old girls who have gotten way pass their prime are also neglected by me. I rarely pick up heavy girls, dirty ladies or old woman because they lack personal appeal. I would stop for one of these types if they have some quality that warranted notice. Like in the case of Diane, who I would not have picked-up except for what appeared to be rather large breast.

So I must qualify a former statement that I show what out there. The true is that I am selective and try to show what is out there within reason. I am sorry, if a girl appears like she might have a smell, it does not matter what else she may have going on, I am not stopping.

I must remind the membership, I am not a photographer at some top notch gentlemen’s magazine with a flock of eager girls wanting their picture shown in a national publication. I drive down a public street seeking out girls willing to pose for a price. I have no way of screening the prospects I come across. I do not have a lot of opportunity to pick and choose. But, if I do pick a girl up and she lets me take her picture, I will post it. I could file away the pictures that raise objections. In most cases I do take more then the ten pictures that I normally post. I try to post the pictures that are most suitable and interesting.

When I first saw Janie sitting there she appeared to be a reasonable prospect. Later as she sat in my car with that cute face and cleanly dressed (meaning she had no smell) I could not discern any reason to kick her out. It was not until we were well into things and she had undressed that I saw her thin frame. At that point I am taking the pictures, regardless. And I truly did not think that she was too different from lots of other girls I see on the K. The perfect body is rear on the K.

As for skin tint? I am a black guy. Many different skin types and shades are the norm for us. If there is a problem with Janies skin color, please school me. Maybe it is just the differences in our monitors and there adjustments, but I can not see anything wrong with her skin tint.

I never take offense to constructive comments. Keep them coming. I welcome them. But, please remember: These are not pictures of my girl. They are basically strangers. And I do use condoms and recommend that everyone take the same precautions. Just about every girl on Kensington Avenue is on drugs of one type or another. Even those girls not on drug and who appear fat and healthy may carry disease.

All of this I am sure you already knew, Iva. I am passing this info on to those who have questions, concerns and suggestions, whether posted here or in a PM.

CookyJar

[QUOTE=msaunders6969]Found the same girl in the same location as DukePV reviewed a few days ago.

Didn't get to see his post until after the fact. She is the cute girl that has been mentioned and looked like she had a nice 20 year old body under her clothes. Wish I had opted for the Patio, instead we took a drive to her parking place and settled on a bbbj for .4 Good technique but somewhat rushed. She said she was nervous doing it in the car. The other thing that I really dislike is when the girl pulls away at the most crucial moment and creates a big mess all over the steering wheel and seat of the car.

She offered her digits but I didnt follow up on taking them. I would repeat, however this time it would be at the Patio.[/QUOTE]

Ditto, met up with Brittney on a Friday night 2 weeks ago. She is very hot for a K girl so on that point I give a thumbs up. Asked for the same .4 donation that I agreed to reluctantly just because of her looks.

While she does the deed, you would have thought she was trying to set some kind of speed record for a BBBJ the way she raced through it.

All in all would try again but I think I'll opt for FS option next time, BTW she also states she does not do FS in cars.

[QUOTE=Cookyjar]As for skin tint? I am a black guy. Many different skin types and shades are the norm for us. If there is a problem with Janies skin color, please school me. Maybe it is just the differences in our monitors and there adjustments, but I can not see anything wrong with her skin tint.[/QUOTE]
Just a quick comment about skin tone -- Janie is obviously fair-skinned (note the freckles) and probably doesn't tan well. Add to that the nature of her life (streetwalking by night, drug use, crashing by day), and the use of flash at close range while taking the pix, you won't see the most flattering skin tones. Given my pale complection and the fact I'm rarely out in the sun without a shirt on, I doubt I'd look any better.

&67

LeLee was a very interesting girl. Right from the start she showed a real interest in having her pictures taking. I ended up with over 60 pictures. Most of the poses were selected by LeLee. I let her have a free hand selecting where and how she posed. Some of the pictures she took cannot be shown because of the props she used. I will post LeLee with one of her props in a second group of pictures that I will post later. LeLee said she usually comes out at night. I found her on Old York Road near Erie Avenue, at around 10am.

LeLee did more then pose for pictures. She provided me with a nice BBBJ. She did a lot of sucking and licking. With her legs up high and spread wide she gave up some nice MISH. By the time we got around to my favorite position, doggie style, she said she was tired and let me do all the work. I could not argue with her, we had been together maybe two hours.

Except for the excessive makeup, I thought LeLee was kind of cute. Her small maybe 5’6” frame was to my liking. Her firm full round bottom was definitely a plus. And, her shapely legs did not hurt either. Of cause it would have been better if her bosom had had more weight and lift. No needle marks, so let us assume that crack is her preferred drug. Yet, she did not seem in a hurry to leave and get a hit, so she must not have been too bad off.

I know somebody is going to comment on her hairy bush. Well! Some of us like hairy stuff. I do, as long as it is clean. Besides, I am not eating it, I am fucking it. So go ahead, make your comments, get your laughs – it is not going to change anything – I am not going to shave her pussy. If one of you would like to do the honors, let me know. I will give her your Barber shop number next time I see her.

After all the pictures and time sent together, I only gave LeLee $40 bucks, which did include tip. It was one on them really hot days and I believe she was enjoying the air conditioning.

Would I date her again? Maybe. I am not sure. She had a nice attitude, nice enough face and body, and a fair work ethic. I think it was a personality thing, ours just did not mix. I cannot put my finger on any particular reason, but I did not feel she was a good GFE. Maybe it was me, because, she did do everything that I asked of her. After all you cannot expect fireworks every time, can you?

CookyJar

Android67:

You are on the money with your comments. I have been very critical of CJ picks of subjects, but after seeing all that he has posted here, I have to say he is portraying what is out there. If that is what is on the streets, then be it. The girls he photograps, although may not be pretty, but they are great posers. My only advice to CJ is to use a flash diffuser or even bounce the flash while taking these pictures. It brings out better skin tone and also soften the shadows caused by the flash of his camera.

Another caution for CJ. Looks like you are taking these girls to your pad. Watch out ...I have heard of many cases where the girl brings her manager and his friends at a later date to rob the place. Just a word of caution.

Cheers

TM

P.S. Looking at all of this, I would love to spend a couple of weeks there and take as many pictures of the working girls there....Then write a book. Do you think I will get busted by LE if I did that ?