[QUOTE=MeatMan;1579783]Hahaaaaaaaaaa! I got my laugh for the day. Thank you, LimaBean![/QUOTE]You're quite welcome, Meatman. I'm here to amuse. (grin)
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[QUOTE=MeatMan;1579783]Hahaaaaaaaaaa! I got my laugh for the day. Thank you, LimaBean![/QUOTE]You're quite welcome, Meatman. I'm here to amuse. (grin)
[QUOTE=Tom Brownl; 1579545]Sounds like a certain young lady was given a spill out of a truck last night. Nikki's brother called my friend and told him. Hope she is ok. No sign of anything in the news feeds yet. Anyone know more? I know my friend was aware she was working a lot lately due to getting kicked out of a house.
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[QUOTE=JohnQFortMyers; 1578594]As an long-term hobbiest, though new to this site, I am quite thrown back by the comments that I have read here. It seems to me that most of you are look for Saks Fifth Ave at KMart prices! If you want clean upscale service then stop paying dimestore prices and upgrade to more appropriate providers. You can't expect the dime store to give you department store merchandise. If low prices is what you want, then you pay for what you get! If they haven't showered, or smell funny. Why complain? You picked them up in the hood! If they BBBJ or CIM of CFS with you, then they are doing it with everyone else as well. So when Willie gets pneumonia and Big Daddy breaks out in a rash, then remember if you shop at the flea market, then it's possible you just might get fleas! Hope you got what you paid for.
Just saying![/QUOTE]I enjoyed the humor LB and did find it fitting for response. That being said. These last 2 years has found many a Saks Fifth Ave workers at the Flea Market as well. Times are tough and the Flea Market Shoppers can sample Saks with the right play. Even Saks will negotiate when in the parameters of Saks. Not sure my friend has paid what any girl was worth. Rather what they needed or accepted. The difference between the Saks and the Flea girl is no different than the difference between JohnQ and my friend. One just seems to think they have superior value. I bet those listed and identified as spending time at the Maine Zumba Studio wish they would have picked the girl up at the corner instead. The risk and reward is up to both parties in the act.
My earlier post regarding a "road rage" was unfortunately in fact true and was sent to me. The News Press has the article. The real issue is that the people involved are in fact real. Her 2 sons get to now read how Mom was making ends meet. Or not.
Be Safe.
Lima those were some nice things you said about my mom the best $.2 BJ and best $.4 FS. Mom would be happy to know you care that much. But seriously you are right on point my friend I could not have stated it better really I couldn't dumb as a rock you know. I have tried some backpage girls recently and though they had good reviews I just was not completely thrilled with the service so back to WalMart I will be going.
As some of you know Danielle has been out for a little over a week saw her today skills not diminished one bit. Still highly reccomended,
[QUOTE=Eflow68; 1580013]Lima those were some nice things you said about my mom the best $.2 BJ and best $.4 FS. Mom would be happy to know you care that much. But seriously you are right on point my friend I could not have stated it better really I couldn't dumb as a rock you know. I have tried some backpage girls recently and though they had good reviews I just was not completely thrilled with the service so back to WalMart I will be going.
As some of you know Danielle has been out for a little over a week saw her today skills not diminished one bit. Still highly reccomended, [/QUOTE]Yeah, you read between the lines and figured it out. I was talking about your dear mom on both counts.
I didn't know Danielle was back out. My loss.
You should report more often, Eflow. Many of us would like to hear the good and bad of your exploits.
So my friend drove the usual places and couldn't find shit. He ended up going deep into Suncoast looking, and he thought he saw trash in the road. He then realized it was a body. Well, he'd been drinking, so he was hesitant to get caught up in anything that might involve police. His conscience got the best of him, so he grabbed some protection and exited the vehicle. Well, the trash in the road turned out to be a fat, ugly woman who claimed she just go beaten. He didn't see any marks on her, and she didn't seem to be in pain. He offered to call the cops or take her to the hospital, but she declined. He offered to drive her home, and then she solicited. She said she usually charges $.20, but she'd do it for $.10. He figured WTF, so she had him pull into her driveway. She wanted the $, so he handed her $.10, and she said to pull his pants down. She then got pissy and said she said it would cost $.20. After arguing about her BS, she opened the door. He asked where she was going, and she said she was just going inside to tell people we were outside. Well, WTF was he going to do. She went in, and he decided all this just seemed too risky. She's obviously a nut job, and he didn't know if someone would come out to fight or shoot, so he decided it was best to get the fuck out of there. That's what the dumbfuck gets for being a good Samaritan.
[QUOTE=LimaBean;1580263]So my friend drove the usual places and couldn't find shit. He ended up going deep into Suncoast looking, and he thought he saw trash in the road. He then realized it was a body. Well, he'd been drinking, so he was hesitant to get caught up in anything that might involve police. His conscience got the best of him, so he grabbed some protection and exited the vehicle. Well, the trash in the road turned out to be a fat, ugly woman who claimed she just go beaten. He didn't see any marks on her, and she didn't seem to be in pain. He offered to call the cops or take her to the hospital, but she declined. He offered to drive her home, and then she solicited. She said she usually charges $.20, but she'd do it for $.10. He figured WTF, so she had him pull into her driveway. She wanted the $, so he handed her $.10, and she said to pull his pants down. She then got pissy and said she said it would cost $.20. After arguing about her BS, she opened the door. He asked where she was going, and she said she was just going inside to tell people we were outside. Well, WTF was he going to do. She went in, and he decided all this just seemed too risky. She's obviously a nut job, and he didn't know if someone would come out to fight or shoot, so he decided it was best to get the fuck out of there. That's what the dumbfuck gets for being a good Samaritan.[/QUOTE]You couldn't buy a better story for the money worth. 10 easy. Sounds like a robbery set up to me glad you got out of there. Should have just called Kristi since you were in Suncoast
[QUOTE=Eflow68;1580345]You couldn't buy a better story for the money worth. 10 easy. Sounds like a robbery set up to me glad you got out of there. Should have just called Kristi since you were in Suncoast[/QUOTE]Yeah, It was a dark road, and they had no trespassing signs all over their yard. She got pissy when I said she looked high, and she was acting really weird.
Damn, I didn't even think to call Kristi.
[QUOTE=Lurker 2009; 1579912][url]Http://www.news-press.com/article/20121025/CRIME/121025016/Fort-Myers-resident-accused-aggravated-battery-prostitute?odyssey=tab[/url]
|topnews|text|Home[/QUOTE]Wow, what a douchebag.
[QUOTE=Tom Brownl; 1579952]I enjoyed the humor LB and did find it fitting for response. That being said. These last 2 years has found many a Saks Fifth Ave workers at the Flea Market as well. Times are tough and the Flea Market Shoppers can sample Saks with the right play. Even Saks will negotiate when in the parameters of Saks. Not sure my friend has paid what any girl was worth. Rather what they needed or accepted. The difference between the Saks and the Flea girl is no different than the difference between JohnQ and my friend. One just seems to think they have superior value. I bet those listed and identified as spending time at the Maine Zumba Studio wish they would have picked the girl up at the corner instead. The risk and reward is up to both parties in the act.
My earlier post regarding a "road rage" was unfortunately in fact true and was sent to me. The News Press has the article. The real issue is that the people involved are in fact real. Her 2 sons get to now read how Mom was making ends meet. Or not.
Be Safe.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I've known four or five escorts who also walk or used to be escorts and just walk exclusively now. I find it amusing when I pick up a BP girl on the street and pay the typical $.2 or $.4 SW price. If I'd called them in response to their ad, I'd have ended up paying probably $1 to $1. 5.
[QUOTE=TulipsOnMe;1567085]Did a run to NFM and found Denise. In her 20's 5-8 nice body. Picked her up across from Walmart. Went to her place, a little shack most of you know about. 30 for the whole meal no Greek salad. She really enjoys the cream sauce. Enjoy the pics.[/QUOTE]In regards to the above mentioned NFM Denise, Yeah, she's a naive young girl and we do dream of her and her friend the real Amber, now and then.
I had a dream where Denise was very upset and out of commission for a couple of days, she had discovered photos of herself on this web site (yeah she knows about it from other mongers) and claims that she NEVER does those kind of photos for any amount of money.
Its one thing to ask a girl to model, and compensate for that service. Its another when you act like your wife is calling you, when really, your taking stealth photos with your smart phone to post on a website, and without even blacking out the poor girls face. Shame-Shame, Tsk-Tsk.
That's really considerate and nice of you to share with the rest of us. However, if what she claims is true, which I believe to be the case, I swear I saw your DL photo next to the Websters definition of douchebag or worse yet, next to that guy's who took Nikki for a drag.
Word to the wise or food for thought, if it were me, which it never would be, in the future, I'd be real careful when dreaming in that particular vehicle while passing through NFM.
[QUOTE=LimaBean; 1578851] (snark on)
Are you telling me all these years that I've been shopping at Kmart that I'm not getting quality stuff? Damn, I never knew that. All this time I thought my condoms were breaking because the cum shooting out my dick was so forceful, but now I'm thinking it was due to using those cheapass blue light special rubbers. Thanks so much for enlightening me. My life is forever changed by your eternal words of wisdom! I'm sure all the other readers here appreciate as much as I do how you've educated us bunch of stupidass rednecks.
(snark off)
(fuck on)
You're trying to draw a correlation between price and quality, but it doesn't hold water. I've been with escorts who charge a lot, and I've been with SW's who don't. Experience tells me that the best blowjob ever only cost $.20. Some of the best fucking only cost $.4. One of my worst experiences was with an escort, and that cost way too much.
Even amongst SW's, experience says that higher prices often don't equal higher quality. Oftentimes a girl is just a better negotiator than others, so she gives average service for a higher price.
The problem with SW's I want to see is that they can't always be found. The problem with escorts I want to see is that they aren't always available.
I'll give you that escorts typically smell better, but they still do the same nasty shit as the SW's. Your cock can still rot off.
I'll continue paying dime store prices. Keep in mind that for the price you pay to get sucked and fucked one time, I've gotten sucked and fucked several times. Well, because you're so uppity, I'm guessing you're a rich bastard, so it probably doesn't matter to you.
Now where did my coupon book go?
(fuck off) [/QUOTE]Lima Bean, you never cease to amaze me with your entertainment value, sometimes you even get me LMFAO, and very loudly I might add.
(Serious On) :
"Sounds like a certain young lady was given a spill out of a truck last night. Nikki's brother called my friend and told him."
Nikki is an absolute sweetheart and how anyone could do this is beyond me. We all saw this animals mug shot. We hope he gets everything he deserves, in the end, from a group of Bubba's, well spending what is hopefully an extended stay in one of our fine Florida crossbar motel's. If we have a dream of seeing him in public, it might become a nightmare in which there will be no happy ending for him.
(Serious Off)
(Levity On) :
"Experience tells me that the best blowjob ever only cost $.20. Some of the best fucking only cost $.4. One of my worst experiences was with an escort, and that cost way too much."
I had a dream that my best BJ ever was with Eflow68's Mom, in her driveway, the toothless wonder only cost $.10. And man, what a hummer. In another dream, one of my best F's ever, was for $.25 with delicious NFM Amber, no not those other Amber's, the real Amber who runs with NFM Denise, and has recently returned from an extended stay with her Uncle. In a nightmare, my worst ever, oh yes, with an overpriced escort which due to circumstances, I hammered down to $.50 from $1. More on this later.
"The problem with SW's I want to see is that they can't always be found. The problem with escorts I want to see is that they aren't always available."
And that is the case with all PFP, even those you may call a girlfriend or the most expensive kind, called a wife.
In the end, we concur with LimaBeans correlation that price, cleanliness and quality do not necessarily go hand in hand. Perhaps this snipet does resonate a bit of truth,"Why complain? You picked them up in the hood! If they BBBJ or CIM of CFS with you, then they are doing it with everyone else as well."
And from LimaBean "I'll give you that escorts typically smell better, but they still do the same nasty shit as the SW's. Your cock can still rot off."
And that is the horrible truth. In that nightmare I mentioned above, I decided it would be OK for Mr. Winky to go for an extremely RARE bareback oral exploration, because after all, since she normally got $1 and was NOT a SW, she should be clean. NOT!
There really is nothing quite like a tax refund, being shot at and missed or a nice urinary afterburn. After a week of Cipro, we have vowed to stick to our usual policy, NEVER EVER BBBJ, always cover up Mr. Winky, no matter how enticing the tail is, or what he thinks or trys to convince your larger head of.
And even if you do always cover Mr. Winky, you can still get, from ANY SW, high priced escort or bar floosie or trollup, a case of seafood cock-tail, repleat with crayfish that will QUELL your appetite for quite awhile. And if you have a regular partner, then as Ricky would say: "chew got some splaining to do Loosie!"
Shout out to Eflow68, I know that was you peakin out the window shade, Wink Wink from Mr. Winky.
(Peace Out Brothers)
[QUOTE=Member #2112; 1580515]In regards to the above mentioned NFM Denise, Yeah, she's a naive young girl and we do dream of her and her friend the real Amber, now and then.
I had a dream where Denise was very upset and out of commission for a couple of days, she had discovered photos of herself on this web site (yeah she knows about it from other mongers) and claims that she NEVER does those kind of photos for any amount of money.
Its one thing to ask a girl to model, and compensate for that service. Its another when you act like your wife is calling you, when really, your taking stealth photos with your smart phone to post on a website, and without even blacking out the poor girls face. Shame-Shame, Tsk-Tsk.
That's really considerate and nice of you to share with the rest of us. However, if what she claims is true, which I believe to be the case, I swear I saw your DL photo next to the Websters definition of douchebag or worse yet, next to that guy's who took Nikki for a drag.
Word to the wise or food for thought, if it were me, which it never would be, in the future, I'd be real careful when dreaming in that particular vehicle while passing through NFM.[/QUOTE]These girls have families and friends. Many of them are highly ashamed of what they're doing for work, so let's not cause them any more grief. Even though we're a bunch of pigs, we can still show respect to the girls.
As for mongers who run their mouths about this site, I have four words for you: shut the fuck up. Some of you act like little school girls who want to dish on the latest news you read about SW's. You gain a wealth of knowledge from here and then you power trip by blabbing to the girls or their friends about how much you know. This forum is certainly about empowering each of us with knowledge but it shouldn't be about acting like a dumbfuck kid. We share shit in confidence here.
I realize my little rant probably won't stop anyone from continuing to run his mouth, but I remain a bit hopeful one or two may wake up.
My friend may have seen Kristi today. Only his second visit but was not disappointed in any way. She is pretty motivated because the alleged donation means pills. Fortunately my friend benefited greatly from this motivation. She has a very sharp memory and she seems to enjoy her encounters. Overall a very rewarding evening. New pay as she goes cell.
It is bad enough I have to put up with Lima's vomit inducing yet I am sure quite loving relationship with my mom but now some other douche bag is getting in on the act.
What ever you guys are doing with mom is your business but if she has you nut in one of my socks please quit putting them back in the drawer. I hate it when my toes stick together.
Ran into Danielle again never disappoints. NFM saw Starr was with who she claimed was little sister. Starr did the dirty work and little sister just sat in the car and talked kind of hot. Hope to run into little sister alone. Shawnee also called me back in town she looked really heathly appologized for chasing me down and flipping me off everytime I drove by. Did a pretty good BBJCIM, but she was going to turn herself in later that day looking at 200 days for violation of probation so I guess she will be off the market.
[QUOTE=Member #2112; 1580530]Lima Bean, you never cease to amaze me with your entertainment value, sometimes you even get me LMFAO, and very loudly I might add.
(Serious On) :
"Sounds like a certain young lady was given a spill out of a truck last night. Nikki's brother called my friend and told him."
Nikki is an absolute sweetheart and how anyone could do this is beyond me. We all saw this animals mug shot. We hope he gets everything he deserves, in the end, from a group of Bubba's, well spending what is hopefully an extended stay in one of our fine Florida crossbar motel's. If we have a dream of seeing him in public, it might become a nightmare in which there will be no happy ending for him.
(Serious Off)
(Levity On) :
"Experience tells me that the best blowjob ever only cost $.20. Some of the best fucking only cost $.4. One of my worst experiences was with an escort, and that cost way too much."
I had a dream that my best BJ ever was with Eflow68's Mom, in her driveway, the toothless wonder only cost $.10. And man, what a hummer. In another dream, one of my best F's ever, was for $.25 with delicious NFM Amber, no not those other Amber's, the real Amber who runs with NFM Denise, and has recently returned from an extended stay with her Uncle. In a nightmare, my worst ever, oh yes, with an overpriced escort which due to circumstances, I hammered down to $.50 from $1. More on this later.
"The problem with SW's I want to see is that they can't always be found. The problem with escorts I want to see is that they aren't always available."
And that is the case with all PFP, even those you may call a girlfriend or the most expensive kind, called a wife.
In the end, we concur with LimaBeans correlation that price, cleanliness and quality do not necessarily go hand in hand. Perhaps this snipet does resonate a bit of truth,"Why complain? You picked them up in the hood! If they BBBJ or CIM of CFS with you, then they are doing it with everyone else as well."
And from LimaBean "I'll give you that escorts typically smell better, but they still do the same nasty shit as the SW's. Your cock can still rot off."
And that is the horrible truth. In that nightmare I mentioned above, I decided it would be OK for Mr. Winky to go for an extremely RARE bareback oral exploration, because after all, since she normally got $1 and was NOT a SW, she should be clean. NOT!
There really is nothing quite like a tax refund, being shot at and missed or a nice urinary afterburn. After a week of Cipro, we have vowed to stick to our usual policy, NEVER EVER BBBJ, always cover up Mr. Winky, no matter how enticing the tail is, or what he thinks or trys to convince your larger head of.
And even if you do always cover Mr. Winky, you can still get, from ANY SW, high priced escort or bar floosie or trollup, a case of seafood cock-tail, repleat with crayfish that will QUELL your appetite for quite awhile. And if you have a regular partner, then as Ricky would say: "chew got some splaining to do Loosie!"
Shout out to Eflow68, I know that was you peakin out the window shade, Wink Wink from Mr. Winky.
(Peace Out Brothers) [/QUOTE]