Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Jerikson40]Honestly, I'm done with all three of these clubs. Unless you walk into KH8 and FK with $100 in your pocket, and have an instant boner and are just looking for a hole to put it in, KH8 and FK are not for you. The girls are all about getting down to business, and have no clue how do to a lap dance and get a guy in the mood. They're all talk out on the floor, but when you get in back it's down to business. And I don't know about you, but I like at least a little bit of GFE to get me going. And a mechanical two finger HJ ain't gonna do it for me. It's either that, or they turn around, lower their big butts in your lap, and pound you for an entire song.
[/QUOTE]As I previously wrote. Crystal at KH8 is awsome. She is as close as I had to a GFE in a club. DFK, Feeding.

[QUOTE=Jerikson40]Honestly, I'm done with all three of these clubs. Unless you walk into KH8 and FK with $100 in your pocket, and have an instant boner and are just looking for a hole to put it in, KH8 and FK are not for you. The girls are all about getting down to business, and have no clue how do to a lap dance and get a guy in the mood. They're all talk out on the floor, but when you get in back it's down to business. And I don't know about you, but I like at least a little bit of GFE to get me going. And a mechanical two finger HJ ain't gonna do it for me. It's either that, or they turn around, lower their big butts in your lap, and pound you for an entire song.

I dunno, maybe it's a black club thing, but they just seem to have no clue. And the lighting in FK and KH8 SUCKS! You can't see squat during the laps. NOTHING! If the girl is hot I'd at least like to look at her do her thing. Starz is a winner in that department, though. The lighting there is great. But again, the dancers I've encountered there are all about slamming their butt in your lap.

I had a girl at KH8 with her hand up my shorts and giving a great massage out on the floor, and I was hooked. But back in the lap booth it turned into a mechanical, two fingered HJ. No feeding, not even close to a GFE. Nothing. Geesh.

The better "white" clubs are, IMO, much different. At least they used to be infinitely better. Although in recent years I think the whole strip club experience has gone down the tubes.[/QUOTE]


Wait, you are expecting GFE FS in a STRIP CLUB for $100 including the songs?
Can I have a hit of of that thing you are smoking?
Haha - thanks for the chuckle.
I can't wait for your report when you visit those higher-end clubs. See how much you'll get at Bare Elegance for a Benjamin. Good Luck!

[QUOTE=ChestRockwell]Wait, you are expecting GFE FS in a STRIP CLUB for $100 including the songs?
Can I have a hit of of that thing you are smoking?
Haha - thanks for the chuckle.
I can't wait for your report when you visit those higher-end clubs. See how much you'll get at Bare Elegance for a Benjamin. Good Luck![/QUOTE]

Parking, entry admission, two drinks, and one topless lapdance.

And no, this isn't called YMMV FS. Hahahah!!!

Bender

[QUOTE=ChestRockwell]Wait, you are expecting GFE FS in a STRIP CLUB for $100 including the songs?[/QUOTE]Dude, I've had vastly better GFE-type lap dances for $15 or $20, where I easily nut after 4 dances, hands inside the shorts, girl all over you, feeding, stick shifting, just incredible.

You ever go to TL or HT back in their heyday? Hell, I can get much better laps now at SJP for $15 each. None of this $100+ just to nut at a strip joint. That's for suckers.

[QUOTE=ChestRockwell]Wait, you are expecting GFE FS in a STRIP CLUB for $100 including the songs?[/QUOTE]BTW, there's no way I'm expecting, or want, FS in any of these clubs. I'm just talking about a decent high mileage lap.

Maybe it's a YMMV type of thing. I've spent a lot more at other clubs and won't get nowhere near the same service I have gotten at one of these 3 gardena clubs. A lot of these girls respond differently to guys who may rub them the wrong way or who they flat out have no chemistry with.

Also it's all about taste. I respect the fact you don't enjoy the "getting down to business" approach you'll find at a black strip club. However for me, the cock tease aka sensuality I find at white strip clubs is not only a turn off but boring as hell. I'm not looking for GFE in a strip club, just freaky women, and that can be found at KH8.

[QUOTE=Jerikson40]Honestly, I'm done with all three of these clubs. Unless you walk into KH8 and FK with $100 in your pocket, and have an instant boner and are just looking for a hole to put it in, KH8 and FK are not for you. The girls are all about getting down to business, and have no clue how do to a lap dance and get a guy in the mood. They're all talk out on the floor, but when you get in back it's down to business. And I don't know about you, but I like at least a little bit of GFE to get me going. And a mechanical two finger HJ ain't gonna do it for me. It's either that, or they turn around, lower their big butts in your lap, and pound you for an entire song.

I dunno, maybe it's a black club thing, but they just seem to have no clue. And the lighting in FK and KH8 SUCKS! You can't see squat during the laps. NOTHING! If the girl is hot I'd at least like to look at her do her thing. Starz is a winner in that department, though. The lighting there is great. But again, the dancers I've encountered there are all about slamming their butt in your lap.

I had a girl at KH8 with her hand up my shorts and giving a great massage out on the floor, and I was hooked. But back in the lap booth it turned into a mechanical, two fingered HJ. No feeding, not even close to a GFE. Nothing. Geesh.

The better "white" clubs are, IMO, much different. At least they used to be infinitely better. Although in recent years I think the whole strip club experience has gone down the tubes.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jerikson40]Hell, I can get much better laps now at SJP for $15 each. [/QUOTE]

What's SJP? I know most of the clubs in the area and SJP doesn't ring a bell.

Bender

[QUOTE=Jerikson40]Dude, I've had vastly better GFE-type lap dances for $15 or $20, where I easily nut after 4 dances, hands inside the shorts, girl all over you, feeding, stick shifting, just incredible.

You ever go to TL or HT back in their heyday? Hell, I can get much better laps now at SJP for $15 each. None of this $100+ just to nut at a strip joint. That's for suckers.[/QUOTE]
I wouldn't say it's for "suckers." I think it all depends on what someone's looking for since we all have different tastes. Besides, not all girls are the same; I've had "lame" dances accompanied with "lame" fs as you so described, but I've also had some killer UHM dances that led to much more for roughly the same price - just gotta' get the right girl.

The worst that can happen at KH8 is that you try a girl out for one song and if she sucks, I mean, blows, well... is a shitty dancer, then all you've lost is 15 bucks.

Some guys just need a place to stick it to get off, other guys need a warm up, and thus the beauty of having a multitude of strip joints to choose from.

Peace.

[QUOTE=BenderOver]What's SJP? I know most of the clubs in the area and SJP doesn't ring a bell.

Bender[/QUOTE]
I Googled it and all I got was Sarah Jessica Parker LOL!

Strip Joint Pomona

Tender is having a party in KH8 today. At her last party, I saw Jayda Fire. Tender has lots of SEXXY friends.

See you guys in there today!! 11am to 7 pm.

Attached pics are of bartender Lisa (BMalibu's fave) & the gorgeous Lucky.

Also the world famous - STICKS & Wild Bill. Everyone will be there today.

BALDY CRUISER

[QUOTE=Baldy Cruiser]Tender is having a party in KH8 today. At her last party, I saw Jayda Fire. Tender has lots of SEXXY friends.

BALDY CRUISER[/QUOTE]

BC,

It's been a WHILE since I've been out to LA to hang out with you and the ladies at KH8... My travels were a little limited to the East Coast this year... But hopefully, I'll be get back to some West Coast mongering in '09.

Tell Tender I ask about her and will definitely make her my first stop when I'm back in LA!

Happy Holidays...
Happy Hobbying...
And as always... Play Safe!

[QUOTE=Member #1381]BC,

It's been a WHILE since I've been out to LA to hang out with you and the ladies at KH8... My travels were a little limited to the East Coast this year... But hopefully, I'll be get back to some West Coast mongering in '09.

Tell Tender I ask about her and will definitely make her my first stop when I'm back in LA!

Happy Holidays...
Happy Hobbying...
And as always... Play Safe![/QUOTE]
I wondered what happened to you. Thought the wife found your mongering cell phone. Lol. Tender is still struttin her stuff. She had some good food today & was making a plate for everyone. I had a great time in there. Tender had some sexxy ladies in the audience. A couple incredible hotties that told me they dance at Burlesque in NoHo.

I got some spectacular dances from Princess.WOW!!! She is one of the most beautiful woman I have ever seen!!! Unreal!! Her Birthday is Jan. 15th. I told her she has to have a party in there. I told her that she completes me. She had me at hello. Lol!!!

BALDY CRUISER

[QUOTE=Baldy Cruiser]Tender is having a party in KH8 today. At her last party, I saw Jayda Fire. Tender has lots of SEXXY friends.

See you guys in there today!! 11am to 7 pm.

Attached pics are of bartender Lisa (BMalibu's fave) & the gorgeous Lucky.

Also the world famous - STICKS & Wild Bill. Everyone will be there today.

BALDY CRUISER[/QUOTE]
AMAZINGLY BEAUTIFUL!!! Lisa looks good, but that pic does her no justice - much better looking in person, and her sexy ass hell personality only increases her hotness!!

Gaaawd, I wanna' 3-some with those two! That, I'd pay top dollar!

[QUOTE=Baldy Cruiser]I wondered what happened to you. Thought the wife found your mongering cell phone. Lol. Tender is still struttin her stuff. She had some good food today & was making a plate for everyone. I had a great time in there. Tender had some sexxy ladies in the audience. A couple incredible hotties that told me they dance at Burlesque in NoHo.

I got some spectacular dances from Princess.WOW!!! She is one of the most beautiful woman I have ever seen!!! Unreal!! Her Birthday is Jan. 15th. I told her she has to have a party in there. I told her that she completes me. She had me at hello. Lol!!!

BALDY CRUISER[/QUOTE]
Yep.... I'm still around... Just on the EASTside of the US for now.

Damn I miss those fun trips to KH8 - and even better the "tenderizing" moments back at my hotel..

I did get to enjoy Nadia one more time on my last trip, but still have not had the pleasure of a few stolen moments with Princess.

I still check to see what new friends you've made so you can introduce me (like the gentleman you are) on my next trip.... Maybe we can get a few of the guys here to have a "Private Party" at my hotel when I get back that way... I'm sure between the 2 of us we can come up with a few choice entertainers.

I know a busty ebony beauty who moved out that way from ATL you may be interested in meeting... She's not a CL or BP girl but still worth meeting.

If any of you SoCal mongerers are traveling this way and need a little advice/recomendation, hit me up.

To all of you.... have a happy and safe holiday...

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