EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;3167846]OK, now I'm confused! I've put "Russian Lovely Hands" on the backburner, since she sounds so YMMV. The one reason I still even consider a visit, is that the photo's (assuming they're even close to the real thing) look very appetizing to my European palette.

So when I click on the above link, all I get now is this unbearable image of an elderly woman, which traces back to a German online dating ad.

WTF?! Which witch is which?[/QUOTE]OK, that pic is *not* her! Yikes!

This is close, but I'm going to say it was taken a few years ago - [URL]http://spazilla.com.chicago.hoxnif.com/post/13498873/[/URL]#.

Looks like YMMV turned into 'legit' for her.

[QUOTE=CallMeSlappy;3172927]OK, that pic is *not* her! Yikes!

This is close, but I'm going to say it was taken a few years ago - [URL]http://spazilla.com.chicago.hoxnif.com/post/13498873/[/URL]#.

Looks like YMMV turned into 'legit' for her.[/QUOTE]Holy shit. No wonder people line up to get denied. She's gorgeous. I'm going to give it a go myself if that's really her.

[QUOTE=BottleRocket12;3173273]Holy shit. No wonder people line up to get denied. She's gorgeous. I'm going to give it a go myself if that's really her.[/QUOTE]I can't say for sure those pics are her. I've only seen her one time, and first thought when I saw her was "if it's her, old pictures. " She's decent looking, but I don't recall her looking exactly like her pics.

[QUOTE=CallMeSlappy;3174998]I can't say for sure those pics are her. I've only seen her one time, and first thought when I saw her was "if it's her, old pictures. " She's decent looking, but I don't recall her looking exactly like her pics.[/QUOTE]

I would have to agree. Looks like an old pic to me as well, given the style of bathing suit and other clues of the pic. Do the math, the ad says 10 years of experience. If that is indeed a recent pic, it would put her somewhere a bit too young, I'm guessing.

Saw her again another great time filled her hot.

Wet pussy with 2 loads of cream.

[QUOTE=Sak123;3176304]Saw her again another great time filled her hot.

Wet pussy with 2 loads of cream.[/QUOTE]You seem to *really* like this "Slyvia". But I'm wondering, do you mean Sylvia?

[URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/5912008780.html[/URL]

Any info on this is there any extra or just time wasting?

[QUOTE=KpDude007;3187659][URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/5912008780.html[/URL]

Any info on this is there any extra or just time wasting?[/QUOTE]All your post are questions about providers. Why don't you see one of the providers and report back. Rocket Dork.

Just came back from CT. Older Russian MT with HUGE boobs was providing. Overall great relaxing massage. May have to visit it a few more time for extras. What is the normal procedure there for getting extras? Any hidden handshakes I should be aware of?

[QUOTE=KpDude007;3187659][URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/5912008780.html[/URL]

Any info on this is there any extra or just time wasting?[/QUOTE]It was weird. She's pretty hot in person. But its not really a massage, she rubs a bunch of salts and stuff into you. Never stops talking, and no happiness (at least for me). One and done.

I visited the euro that operates out of Streamwood, ads usually titled Pro euro massage. Works out of her home in a nice neighborhood.

When I get there it is her from the pic and even wearing same outfit from recent ad, curvy MILF.

Type with a big rack. When I set the appt I was about 80% sure it would be a legit massage, based off the limited info about her in this forum. Massage room upstairs, offered bathroom and such.

Here's where it started getting confusing. She came back in the room before I was all the way undressed, so I finished I front of her, she really didn't look away and then pulled back the sheet as I got on the table. She draped me.

Up to the middle of my legs, leaving my butt exposed, so I thought that was a good sign. Starts the massage by going right for my butt, another good sign and stood up by my head and was rubbing her body up against mine a lot. So now in my mind I was thinking I now had an 50/50 shot of extras.

Massage continues, spends a lot of time on my butt (which is my favorite). No actual teasing yet but just a lot of glute touching. As she moved to my legs she went very high up my thigh while just narrowly missing touching the boys. But she was definitely getting in my crack / taint area. I had a hard on and she bad.

To of noticed, but didn't stop. She must have done this 20 x on each leg. Also again a ton of rubbing on my butt. I was now about 80% sure I was getting extras.

On the flip, she covered me to the equivalent of a speedo, but again her hands went up my thigh and right next to my balls, just barely grazing them. I gently rubbed her thigh and got my hand moved back to the table. Same thing on other leg, right up next.

To the boys. Again she did this many times on each leg. She then moves to the head of the table and is leaning over me doing my chest and her boobs are now in my face and touching me. Move to 100% sure of extras.

Then she goes, all done. I say, all done? She goes yup, how was it? I say well I was hoping for more. Switch flips.

She raises her voice and starts the I am a professional blah blah blah and storms out of the room.

I get dressed and head downstairs and say, sorry for offending you, she cuts me off and continues professional rant. Well now I'm pissed and say, "no professional therapist does what you just did, you touched my genitals multiple times and were rubbing your chest all over me. So sorry if I was confused. You will get this every time if that's how you massage. " She doesn't say anything and opens the door for me. I leave and she texts me a few minutes later saying "sorry I touched you". I say "that's fine, you give a good massage but left me wanting more" she responded with a emoji with the blushed red face.

Sorry for long post, but never experienced this before. She teased me More than massages I've gotten at CT.

What's the deal with her?

Haven't seen her, but have had similar experience with others Euro's. IMT on Harlem comes to mind. Roaming, teasing, and uncovered, but will not "finish" the job. You may have luck with more visits and as she could be cautious. If what you described is true, she is not 100% legit (uncovered would never happen if that was the case). Good luck and stay safe.

[QUOTE=NotThatGuy77;3190179]I visited the euro that operates out of Streamwood, ads usually titled Pro euro massage. Works out of her home in a nice neighborhood.

When I get there it is her from the pic and even wearing same outfit from recent ad, curvy MILF.

Type with a big rack. When I set the appt I was about 80% sure it would be a legit massage, based off the limited info about her in this forum. Massage room upstairs, offered bathroom and such.

Here's where it started getting confusing. She came back in the room before I was all the way undressed, so I finished I front of her, she really didn't look away and then pulled back the sheet as I got on the table. She draped me.

Up to the middle of my legs, leaving my butt exposed, so I thought that was a good sign. Starts the massage by going right for my butt, another good sign and stood up by my head and was rubbing her body up against mine a lot. So now in my mind I was thinking I now had an 50/50 shot of extras.

Massage continues, spends a lot of time on my butt (which is my favorite). No actual teasing yet but just a lot of glute touching. As she moved to my legs she went very high up my thigh while just narrowly missing touching the boys. But she was definitely getting in my crack / taint area. I had a hard on and she bad.

To of noticed, but didn't stop. She must have done this 20 x on each leg. Also again a ton of rubbing on my butt. I was now about 80% sure I was getting extras.

On the flip, she covered me to the equivalent of a speedo, but again her hands went up my thigh and right next to my balls, just barely grazing them. I gently rubbed her thigh and got my hand moved back to the table. Same thing on other leg, right up next.

To the boys. Again she did this many times on each leg. She then moves to the head of the table and is leaning over me doing my chest and her boobs are now in my face and touching me. Move to 100% sure of extras.

Then she goes, all done. I say, all done? She goes yup, how was it? I say well I was hoping for more. Switch flips.

She raises her voice and starts the I am a professional blah blah blah and storms out of the room.

I get dressed and head downstairs and say, sorry for offending you, she cuts me off and continues professional rant. Well now I'm pissed and say, "no professional therapist does what you just did, you touched my genitals multiple times and were rubbing your chest all over me. So sorry if I was confused. You will get this every time if that's how you massage. " She doesn't say anything and opens the door for me. I leave and she texts me a few minutes later saying "sorry I touched you". I say "that's fine, you give a good massage but left me wanting more" she responded with a emoji with the blushed red face.

Sorry for long post, but never experienced this before. She teased me More than massages I've gotten at CT.

What's the deal with her?[/QUOTE]

She also may have a tipping threshold. When I meet a new Euro, I'll leave my tip in full view (but under my car keys, to hear the jingle, just in case.) It sounds like Streamwood is independent. So while a tip above and beyond her door fee probably isn't expected, it could be the ideal way to seal the deal at the finish.

At Mantra in NB, it took me a third visit to finally get a basic medical glove HJ with zero roaming. For the record, I haven't seen the Euro in Streamwood. I did hear from others that they went back 2-3 times and never received anything beyond heavy teasing and tits looming in their face.

[QUOTE=NotThatGuy77;3190179]I visited the euro that operates out of Streamwood, ads usually titled Pro euro massage. Works out of her home in a nice neighborhood.

When I get there it is her from the pic and even wearing same outfit from recent ad, curvy MILF.

Type with a big rack. When I set the appt I was about 80% sure it would be a legit massage, based off the limited info about her in this forum. Massage room upstairs, offered bathroom and such.

Here's where it started getting confusing. She came back in the room before I was all the way undressed, so I finished I front of her, she really didn't look away and then pulled back the sheet as I got on the table. She draped me.

Up to the middle of my legs, leaving my butt exposed, so I thought that was a good sign. Starts the massage by going right for my butt, another good sign and stood up by my head and was rubbing her body up against mine a lot. So now in my mind I was thinking I now had an 50/50 shot of extras.

Massage continues, spends a lot of time on my butt (which is my favorite). No actual teasing yet but just a lot of glute touching. As she moved to my legs she went very high up my thigh while just narrowly missing touching the boys. But she was definitely getting in my crack / taint area. I had a hard on and she bad.

To of noticed, but didn't stop. She must have done this 20 x on each leg. Also again a ton of rubbing on my butt. I was now about 80% sure I was getting extras.

On the flip, she covered me to the equivalent of a speedo, but again her hands went up my thigh and right next to my balls, just barely grazing them. I gently rubbed her thigh and got my hand moved back to the table. Same thing on other leg, right up next.

To the boys. Again she did this many times on each leg. She then moves to the head of the table and is leaning over me doing my chest and her boobs are now in my face and touching me. Move to 100% sure of extras.

Then she goes, all done. I say, all done? She goes yup, how was it? I say well I was hoping for more. Switch flips.

She raises her voice and starts the I am a professional blah blah blah and storms out of the room.

I get dressed and head downstairs and say, sorry for offending you, she cuts me off and continues professional rant. Well now I'm pissed and say, "no professional therapist does what you just did, you touched my genitals multiple times and were rubbing your chest all over me. So sorry if I was confused. You will get this every time if that's how you massage. " She doesn't say anything and opens the door for me. I leave and she texts me a few minutes later saying "sorry I touched you". I say "that's fine, you give a good massage but left me wanting more" she responded with a emoji with the blushed red face.

Sorry for long post, but never experienced this before. She teased me More than massages I've gotten at CT.

What's the deal with her?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=NotThatGuy77;3190179]I visited the euro that operates out of Streamwood, ads usually titled Pro euro massage. Works out of her home in a nice neighborhood.

When I get there it is her from the pic and even wearing same outfit from recent ad, curvy MILF.

Type with a big rack. When I set the appt I was about 80% sure it would be a legit massage, based off the limited info about her in this forum. Massage room upstairs, offered bathroom and such.

Here's where it started getting confusing. She came back in the room before I was all the way undressed, so I finished I front of her, she really didn't look away and then pulled back the sheet as I got on the table. She draped me.

Up to the middle of my legs, leaving my butt exposed, so I thought that was a good sign. Starts the massage by going right for my butt, another good sign and stood up by my head and was rubbing her body up against mine a lot. So now in my mind I was thinking I now had an 50/50 shot of extras.

Massage continues, spends a lot of time on my butt (which is my favorite). No actual teasing yet but just a lot of glute touching. As she moved to my legs she went very high up my thigh while just narrowly missing touching the boys. But she was definitely getting in my crack / taint area. I had a hard on and she bad.

To of noticed, but didn't stop. She must have done this 20 x on each leg. Also again a ton of rubbing on my butt. I was now about 80% sure I was getting extras.

On the flip, she covered me to the equivalent of a speedo, but again her hands went up my thigh and right next to my balls, just barely grazing them. I gently rubbed her thigh and got my hand moved back to the table. Same thing on other leg, right up next.

To the boys. Again she did this many times on each leg. She then moves to the head of the table and is leaning over me doing my chest and her boobs are now in my face and touching me. Move to 100% sure of extras.

Then she goes, all done. I say, all done? She goes yup, how was it? I say well I was hoping for more. Switch flips.

She raises her voice and starts the I am a professional blah blah blah and storms out of the room.

I get dressed and head downstairs and say, sorry for offending you, she cuts me off and continues professional rant. Well now I'm pissed and say, "no professional therapist does what you just did, you touched my genitals multiple times and were rubbing your chest all over me. So sorry if I was confused. You will get this every time if that's how you massage. " She doesn't say anything and opens the door for me. I leave and she texts me a few minutes later saying "sorry I touched you". I say "that's fine, you give a good massage but left me wanting more" she responded with a emoji with the blushed red face.

Sorry for long post, but never experienced this before. She teased me More than massages I've gotten at CT.

What's the deal with her?[/QUOTE]You described my first experience with her as well. It will take you many many visits to get what your looking for. More than 5 visits for sure. She uses the blushed face emoji alot. She always wears same outfit and is heavy. Legit therapists do not rub up high nor rub bare ass and in between. Legit do not press boobs on your face. Its her form of teasing. Overall a nice lady but there are better options.

[QUOTE=Randall519;3191289]Haven't seen her, but have had similar experience with others Euro's. IMT on Harlem comes to mind. Roaming, teasing, and uncovered, but will not "finish" the job. You may have luck with more visits and as she could be cautious. If what you described is true, she is not 100% legit (uncovered would never happen if that was the case). Good luck and stay safe.[/QUOTE]IMT. Two of the three provides what your looking for.