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[QUOTE=EasttnnFun;4140248]I've used the gasoline trick several times and it is effective. Only thing is you can't do it frequently or the other half will likely catch on. Seriously, you have to be an absolute idiot to keep "spilling" gas on yourself and my other half would only fall for that like once / twice a year. I often use the cologne she's given me, that way she's happy I come home smelling like she likes.[/QUOTE]Gasoline masking sounds dangerous. LOL.

No doubt this hobby can become expensive.Especially for the attached gentleman.Women's sense of smell are more heightened than men's and with good reasons.DNA wise, it's probably coded in because of child rearing.Smoke and perfume are hard to get out. I'm sure most of you have routines, but I'd thought I'd share my perspective and tricks of the trade.

1. Become a Cigar or pipe smoker. Great thing with this one is you don't have to inhale. And you don't HAVE to smoke them all the time. Most cigar establishments have smoking lounges and you will usually find a bunch of guys lightning it up. That would give you an excuse to why you smell like smoke when purchasing your tobacco. Wifey might not like it, but fuck her. Grow a pair. Say your boss smokes them and your trying to get a fucking promotion.

2. Always bring an extra change of clothes when playing. Keep the smoke clothes in a plastic bag so that it does not infiltrate into the vehicle. When she's not looking you can throw offending clothing to washer.

3. Perfume is a hard one. I would avoid hugging the sex worker with your clothes on.

4. Have an extra hotel room available. Expensive I know. But this will allow you to shower, change clothes and freshen up before seeing the wife.

5. Go have a drink at a bar that allows smoking. Blue Chips bar out by West Town Mall allows patrons to smoke inside.

If you don't drink or smoke, or have the capital to correct your mistakes then maybe your in the wrong hobby. Otherwise it's only a matter of time you go up in flames.

Drink and be gone.

Rrayr.

I just had a visit with both little SW Amber and her mom Missy. Seen each several times prior independently but this was the first time with both in a FMF. I had an incredible time.

Don't have time for a full review with attachments but will follow up soon. Just doing a quick blast to let the board know they are available and have a room on Merchants and if you reach out soon, you might be able to set a date. Well worth it IMO. Not sure if they will do a double if they don't know / trust you.

Don't pm me for digits tonight cause as soon as this post hits the board, I'll be offline.

Have fun, if you so decide. I had a blast.

East.

[QUOTE=Medical1;4142740]Hey guys, Seen Echelle last night and her face is 99% better from the Bells Pausey. Her head game is back to normal! Dyson vaccums don't have anything on her! Oh and that kitty. Purrrrrrr. She said she is offering huge discounts because it's been very slow for her while being ill. Let's help her out, and I'm sure you will be happy! PM me for digits if you don't have them.[/QUOTE]12 posts and every single one is either an ad for Echelle or trying to give her digits out. I know Echelle is real but it's really coming across as if you are really in fact Echelle herself and is posting reviews for yourself. Just saying.

Dj.

[QUOTE=Rrayr;4143153]Gasoline masking sounds dangerous. LOL.

No doubt this hobby can become expensive.Especially for the attached gentleman.Women's sense of smell are more heightened than men's and with good reasons.DNA wise, it's probably coded in because of child rearing.Smoke and perfume are hard to get out. I'm sure most of you have routines, but I'd thought I'd share my perspective and tricks of the trade.

1. Become a Cigar or pipe smoker. Great thing with this one is you don't have to inhale. And you don't HAVE to smoke them all the time. Most cigar establishments have smoking lounges and you will usually find a bunch of guys lightning it up. That would give you an excuse to why you smell like smoke when purchasing your tobacco. Wifey might not like it, but fuck her. Grow a pair. Say your boss smokes them and your trying to get a fucking promotion.

2. Always bring an extra change of clothes when playing. Keep the smoke clothes in a plastic bag so that it does not infiltrate into the vehicle. When she's not looking you can throw offending clothing to washer.

3. Perfume is a hard one. I would avoid hugging the sex worker with your clothes on.

4. Have an extra hotel room available. Expensive I know. But this will allow you to shower, change clothes and freshen up before seeing the wife.

5. Go have a drink at a bar that allows smoking. Blue Chips bar out by West Town Mall allows patrons to smoke inside.

If you don't drink or smoke, or have the capital to correct your mistakes then maybe your in the wrong hobby. Otherwise it's only a matter of time you go up in flames.

Drink and be gone.

Rrayr.[/QUOTE]The best thing I've found is scent neutralizing spray sold for hunters. It works wonders. Run by Wal-Mart, hit sporting goods spray yourself down throw the can in the trash and roll on.

[QUOTE=DiverJames;4143661]12 posts and every single one is either an ad for Echelle or trying to give her digits out. I know Echelle is real but it's really coming across as if you are really in fact Echelle herself and is posting reviews for yourself. Just saying.

Dj.[/QUOTE]PM me, I'll gladly give you my phone number or meet you in person. She is the only provider I see because I'm happy with her services.

That needed to be said. EChelle is a good provider (if the timing is right) and I've know her for a while and seen her at least a dozen times but I agree, the mongers on this site need to post reviews, not advertisements for her.

She texted me yesterday asking if I could post a review to let the board know she was needing help. My response was I could do a review but would need to see her first.

We set a date for about 3 hours later and then throughout the process, she starts messing with/changing the time/menu/donation. I bailed when I was 10 minutes away because I'm pretty much done with her BS. She was confusing me with other dates and fairly sure she had 3 in a row lined up, with me in the middle. Yeah, she's real desperate, in her world.

She lays it on thick and a bunch of guys fall for that shit but not me. If she wants to be a pro, she needs to start acting like a pro. She's an honest young woman as far as I can tell but still a scammer, if you know what I mean. She plays everyone she knows and it will continue as long as there are suckers, I mean mongers, that fall for it.

IMO, she's full of bull shit. She's one of those "end of the rainbow" girls, searching for something she thinks is out there but not quite, unless she outright quits the biz and finds a real sugar daddy. Kindof hard to do though if she continues to settle into her current situation. Not to long ago, she texted me saying she was homeless because her BF beat her up and kicked her out without a place to go. Next time I heard from her, back with the same looser BF. Go figure.

I think we need to put her on diet. Better yet, just leave her alone to find what she can on the Seeking site.

East out, and done with her.

[QUOTE=DiverJames;4143661]12 posts and every single one is either an ad for Echelle or trying to give her digits out. I know Echelle is real but it's really coming across as if you are really in fact Echelle herself and is posting reviews for yourself. Just saying.

Dj.[/QUOTE]

I saw her one time just to see what all the hype was about and because I negotiated a good price way below what I usually pay. I was not impressed. Her BJ is decent, but her body has way too many stretch marks for my taste. Her pussy looked like roast beef from Arby's. Maybe I've been spoiled by SA prime rib, but I'm finally going to speak up after reading nothing but rave reviews about this *****. I would have been royally pissed off if I spent any more than the 75 I spent that day. Would not recommend with all the better options out there.

I started seeing her about 7 months ago, weekly or daily. I have never had any issues with her and have actually gained a good friend. I just spoke to her and she said you offered 50 to do anything you wanted to. Thats a damn disgrace man, I don't care who you are that's low balling. She also said you wanted a photo shoot and she didn't have time for that. So "do anything you want" complete a photo shoot all for 50. Wow then you complain. Plus she was on her way back from Ashville, NC and had to pick up her kid and was doing the best she could. She only had you scheduled. No need to post such a horrible review and all this coming from a monger that gets reduced price visits for in return writing good reviews. I'm sure she isn't the only provider you do that with either. So in since you are posting biased reviews, then complaining about others doing the same.

[blue]EChelle if you make another fake account to post about yourself I will edit the posts so they say you have crabs

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After reviewing the account clearly Medical 1 is the chick in question, all you needed do was report it.

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Great advice. The gasoline story runs on empty these days. I would add you can keep some hobby clothes in the car and the same shampoo in travel size in the car, wear your "workout gear" to your date, then go to a Pilot or flying J or same kinda truckstop with a shower. It's clean and cheap. Use the same shampoo you use at home. Air the car out on the way home. I really like the pipe idea and the cologne idea. You can get little cologne sprayers at Sephora to carry a sample size of what you keep at home, hide that shit cause only a B!tch freshens up her scent, and sometime for the same reason, and then your B!tch will know. Don't over do it. If it seems over the top, you don't know the cost of a divorce.

Nice. You could wash out a rain-X sprayer, transfer it, and keep it in your car. Happy hunting.

Anyone seen her lately? She has deleted her SA profile.

[QUOTE=EasyComeEasygo;4145794]Anyone seen her lately? She has deleted her SA profile.[/QUOTE]I'm curious myself. I know she deleted her Knoxville profile a few weeks ago.

Met this one off Bookof face last Saturday morning out west slim body a7 face a 5 nice clean pussy shaved was pressed for time so went straight to covered doggy with back splash nice and tight. Definetly a tweaker kinda flighty Definetly a pro. Had couple of dogs in room but no bad smell room was messy. Didn't have a problem with me finger banging her asshole so I'd say Greek would be on menu. Don't have digits do everything thru messenger these days. Pm if you want her profile.