Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=NovaBrain;5736564]Finally have something useful to share.

A few weeks ago I went to BHC to see April. We were talking after and she seemed pretty certain she'd be there for a lot longer, definitely longer than everyone thought. I finally found some time and decided to make an appointment with her. I text the number and request April, and confirm an appointment within a few minutes.

Few minutes later she starts offering other girls and asking if I want to see someone else, because they're much younger and hotter than April. I say no thank you, and confirm my appt again with April, she says okay! Great! I go in and I'm rushed into one of their rooms by a slim young girl. Definitely not April, but I didn't want to be pushy, and she's not bad at all. I think her name was Annie. I hear the girl talking to someone else outside the room, things are starting to feel a little off. She comes in, walks me out the room, and sends me to another one with a wider middle aged (40+) woman named Monica. This is when I should've walked out, but for $200 I figured I'd give it a shot. I was pretty confused but figured it couldn't be that bad. Especially since I didn't recognize the name from this forum, maybe she's good despite her appearance!

Monica was pretty rough. She was on her phone the whole time and basically laid dead on the table after a very mediocre massage. If given the choice, pick any other girl. If you get suckered into a similar situation, get out of there. Definitely not worth the time or money to see her. I'm going to try to go back again soon, hopefully with an updated roster.[/QUOTE]I used it before and now there a lot of fake reviews on the site. If you're suspicious, you can click on the user's profile and if its private or they review and few places then its fake.

I wouldn't trust the reviews on there, especially for any of the Chinese parlors in the city. They are all reviewed by the same group of private members. I tried more than a few places due to the reviews and got totally duped. All the same parlors get reviewed constantly and get pushed up to the top of the list. And the thing is, I even went out to CA and thought maybe just a Chicago issue, I'll check out a couple places. Nope! Same fake reviews unless I'm just really unlucky each time I go. I cancelled my membership and not signing back up there.

[QUOTE=RationalityLoL;5736214]Does anybody here use Rubmaps?

I go on there from time to time because it provides new and valuable insight. However, I noticed something.

It seems like in the downtown / south loop area, and for sure going to the south side and sometimes west, there is an abundance of parlors there that have a bunch of great reviews.

Given the landscape, I am wondering if I am being led astray by fake reviews and if these fit the typical archetype (average looking 40-50+year old asian woman), or if there is actually.

Something to be had at these places. Has anybody checked this out?[/QUOTE]

Does FS at AMPs include kissing and daty? I checked one of the places and they said its 160/ hr.

Also, is VIP worth the upgrade? Thanks in advance.

Went to Ozone the other day for a massage. Had a beautiful masseuse but was asking $200 for L1 service. Is this typical for this place? I didn't bite--but was tempted. I tried to get her down to about $150 but she wouldn't budge. Any recommendations on how to get these prices down?

[QUOTE=ApplePiePussy;5686981]Chicago Reality Translation. Do this to all reviews and your expectations will be calibrated.

Coco look 7 age 30's menu open English limited massage non existence.

Judi look 6 age late 30's menus open English limited massage ok.

Miki look 6 age late 30 menus open English good massage good.[/QUOTE]Outside of Grand Spa, Micki and Coco at Belmont are the only 2 Chicago options I've found that are petite, under 30, and decently attractive (I was not impressed by Judi however, as she is nowhere as fit as the other two). I would be very surprised if either were over 30, but if they are it's not by much. Both are min 1 . 0 for nude L1, and goes up from there. If anyone's got similar options, please advise. Thanks!

[QUOTE=LordTyrion;5737747]Does FS at AMPs include kissing and daty? I checked one of the places and they said its 160/ hr.

Also, is VIP worth the upgrade? Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]It depends on a provider, I. E. YMMV, but you will never go wrong by asking.

[QUOTE=Corncobmaker;5737769]Went to Ozone the other day for a massage. Had a beautiful masseuse but was asking $200 for L1 service. Is this typical for this place? I didn't bite--but was tempted. I tried to get her down to about $150 but she wouldn't budge. Any recommendations on how to get these prices down?[/QUOTE]IO is well known for high, often unreasonably, high prices. Fuck them, just RTFF, and go elsewhere. Good Luck.

Anyone have a tip on naturally busty MTs? I know Eva, looking for others. Appreciate any info, PM or otherwise.

Has anyone seen Coco at SXL? While I was leaving, she asked me if I wanted to go again. Looks pretty cute. Def youngest MT there. Wondering about pricing and experience.

Has anyone seen Coco at Sxl? As I was leaving today she asked if I wanted another massage. She looks pretty cute and def the youngest there. Was looking for a firsthand account.

To review 25992 on the previous page? Seems like it.

[QUOTE=Archive;5737331]I went to BHC on Archer today. I was told there are 2 new girls first day working. Are name Barbie and Susie, they are looks like 22 to 24 years old, very pretty, but I like they are smile it was melting my heart, so I am not hesitated to spent 360 for both of them for an hour, it is awesome hour.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Hrodebert;5738266]To review 25992 on the previous page? Seems like it.[/QUOTE]The papasan reviews are migrating from RubMaps.

Use to frequent Belmont Spa almost exclusively, but they have gone severely downhill in my opinion. Coco wants an obnoxious amount for FS, and she is not even that attractive. Lisa was my ATF, and before that Vicky was great as well. Michelle always tells you " new girl working" which is usually a lie and just a way to get you to come in. So, I stopped going. But back in 2016-2019 they were the place to go in my opinion.

[QUOTE=Walker333;5738066]IO is well known for high, often unreasonably, high prices. Fuck them, just RTFF, and go elsewhere. Good Luck.[/QUOTE]Ozone should be $200 extra for FS. Admittedly that's pricey but not as ridiculous as $200 for L1. I stopped going to Grand 'cause they insisted on $100 for L1. I'd much rather pay $200 for FS then $100 for a HJ. But that's me.

[QUOTE=FffMaza;5738222]Has anyone seen Coco at Sxl? As I was leaving today she asked if I wanted another massage. She looks pretty cute and def the youngest there. Was looking for a firsthand account.[/QUOTE]She seems to think a great deal of herself, and asked more money than is standard there (180 for L2). I didn't ask about L3 with her. However, she did do a nice "lap dance" sort of thing (wearing leggings, not nude) when trying to negotiate the ending. I wouldn't take her over either Juju or Kelly, personally, unless "younger" is at the top of your wish list.

[QUOTE=LordTyrion;5737747]Does FS at AMPs include kissing and daty? I checked one of the places and they said its 160/ hr.

Also, is VIP worth the upgrade? Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]If you're talking about one of the "apartment" places (which I assume you are, given the price and the "VIP upgrade") I'd say YMMV, but kissing is going to pretty rare IMHO, and I'm not sure sure daty in one of those places would be high on my list.

If you want "real GFE" and not just "BBBJ GFE", I'd suggest looking at an escort service. $350 appears to be around the going rate (not that much higher than the $260 VIP), and at least lfk would be assumed. And you'll get a full hour, rather than the maybe-30-minutes-and-then-out that "VIP service" gets you at red lantern or whatever.

Otherwise, I'd say you can get to the point of kissing with some AMP providers, once you're a stable regular.

[QUOTE=Jay117;5738658]If you're talking about one of the "apartment" places (which I assume you are, given the price and the "VIP upgrade") I'd say YMMV, but kissing is going to pretty rare IMHO, and I'm not sure sure daty in one of those places would be high on my list.

If you want "real GFE" and not just "BBBJ GFE", I'd suggest looking at an escort service. $350 appears to be around the going rate (not that much higher than the $260 VIP), and at least lfk would be assumed. And you'll get a full hour, rather than the maybe-30-minutes-and-then-out that "VIP service" gets you at red lantern or whatever.

Otherwise, I'd say you can get to the point of kissing with some AMP providers, once you're a stable regular.[/QUOTE]Hi, thanks for getting back. I was referring to Massage Parlors, like Belmont Spa. I agree that daty at such a place would not be a great idea. How about kissing? Looking for something similar to GFE, but no BBBJ, nothing bare.

The poor English is a dead giveaway.

[QUOTE=Fit312;5738383]The papasan reviews are migrating from RubMaps.[/QUOTE]

With COVID I've found a lot of AMP ladies don't kiss. For me the ones that do I've known for a long time or after several visits but usually very rare.

[QUOTE=LordTyrion;5738669]Hi, thanks for getting back. I was referring to Massage Parlors, like Belmont Spa. I agree that daty at such a place would not be a great idea. How about kissing? Looking for something similar to GFE, but no BBBJ, nothing bare.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sosa23;5737777]Outside of Grand Spa, Micki and Coco at Belmont are the only 2 Chicago options I've found that are petite, under 30, and decently attractive (I was not impressed by Judi however, as she is nowhere as fit as the other two). I would be very surprised if either were over 30, but if they are it's not by much. Both are min 1 . 0 for nude L1, and goes up from there. If anyone's got similar options, please advise. Thanks![/QUOTE]Is Judi = Yuli (she's been at Belmont for a while now)? It sounds like her from your description. She has a pretty big belly that was a turn off for me.

[QUOTE=RaccoonJoe;5739579]Is Judi = Yuli (she's been at Belmont for a while now)? It sounds like her from your description. She has a pretty big belly that was a turn off for me.[/QUOTE]I think so. Someone had described her as young and new so I saw her and I had a similar turn off as you.

[QUOTE=DLover64;5737267]Marteen was my ATF at LT as well as generally during the glory days of Chicago MPs. If anyone finds her, please let me know. She got pinched for DUI and spent a short stint in the slammer, but I never found her after that.

That being said, I recently saw Mia at CLM and she is now my new ATF. Her body is just insanely attractive and she is super sensual. Three point five for an hour of CFS, BBBJ, and just insane deep looks into my eyes and sincere passion combined with high sex drive just made the experience completely explosive. It was my best MT experience since Marteen at LT.[/QUOTE]Marteen was amazing, hope she resurfaces soon.

There's crazy and There's whatever this c* is.

[URL]https://tryst.link/massage/hypnotictouch[/URL]

[URL]https://enchantinghands.wixsite.com/petitmort[/URL]

I was wondering if anyone ever saw this one. I checked out her website and she sounds nuts. She used to have some god awful painstakingly long videos of her talking about her nonsense. No thanks!

[QUOTE=LS4V8;5741354]There's crazy and There's whatever this c* is.

[URL]https://tryst.link/massage/hypnotictouch[/URL]

[URL]https://enchantinghands.wixsite.com/petitmort[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DrewBrees;5738395]Use to frequent Belmont Spa almost exclusively, but they have gone severely downhill in my opinion. Coco wants an obnoxious amount for FS, and she is not even that attractive. Lisa was my ATF, and before that Vicky was great as well. Michelle always tells you " new girl working" which is usually a lie and just a way to get you to come in. So, I stopped going. But back in 2016-2019 they were the place to go in my opinion.[/QUOTE]Vicky was crazy she got fired from their.

[QUOTE=LS4V8;5741354]There's crazy and There's whatever this c* is.

[URL]https://tryst.link/massage/hypnotictouch[/URL]

[URL]https://enchantinghands.wixsite.com/petitmort[/URL][/QUOTE]She sounds fun. Not obsessed at all. Good lord.

[QUOTE=Kabs3714;5678754]Just TOFTT, turned out okay. I've seen them post on RR's and visited once 6-7 months ago. Initially posting with Latina's and Asian's available. I took a two hands last time and it was an okay massage with no extras, felt like there was just a disconnect as I got one Asian and one Latina / White girl, they clearly didn't know each other and I think that kind of screwed me.

This time got a 60 minutes with one Asian girl, they've stopped posting about Latina's. Massage was great, really well done, room was very clean. Right at the half mark she began teasing the boys a bunch. On the flip she left the room and grabbed a mask, came back gave a bit more massage before decent L1. Tried for more but she wasn't about it. Light OTC touching of ass and tits. Overall, job was done. Nutted and she missed the catch and I caught a nice load to the face. LOL. Probably won't try again as I typically want more than L1 but figured I'd report back. Tipped $50 since massage was worthy and I was taken care of.

[URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/247741[/URL][/QUOTE]Went out for the first time in a hot minute, stopped by here as it was close to where I had to be but had some time to kill. Echoing everything said above, I had an middle age Asian woman, very courteous and typical teasing until the flip. Massage was actually quite nice, she had strong hands. On flip, did not even ask or negotiate for a tip, just started goin for it. I did ask and nothing else was offered, so do not expect anything more than L1 and some OTC roaming. I just did a 30 min massage and left $40. We actually had time left after the finish and she offered to keep going, which is rare to see. Only gripe with the place is MAN it is small, rooms are not far from each other (especially at the end of the hallway) and while the walls did not seem too thin, I recommend not making a ton of noise. Parking super easy, million street parking up Clybourn.

Stay safe everyone.

[QUOTE=Twiggy2076;5741864]Went out for the first time in a hot minute, stopped by here as it was close to where I had to be but had some time to kill. Echoing everything said above, I had an middle age Asian woman, very courteous and typical teasing until the flip. Massage was actually quite nice, she had strong hands. On flip, did not even ask or negotiate for a tip, just started goin for it. I did ask and nothing else was offered, so do not expect anything more than L1 and some OTC roaming. I just did a 30 min massage and left $40. We actually had time left after the finish and she offered to keep going, which is rare to see. Only gripe with the place is MAN it is small, rooms are not far from each other (especially at the end of the hallway) and while the walls did not seem too thin, I recommend not making a ton of noise. Parking super easy, million street parking up Clybourn.

Stay safe everyone.[/QUOTE]So when you say $40, is that in addition to a base rate for 30 minutes? How much did you pay in total?

I'm new to AMPs.

Has anyone tried 365 hot spa on Ashland? How was your experience?

[QUOTE=Sosa23;5739885]I think so. Someone had described her as young and new so I saw her and I had a similar turn off as you.[/QUOTE]Bomber gilf. Not as bad looking as they say. Rimmed me while I blew myself. Lascivious tongue!

[URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/157322[/URL]

Visited her a few weeks ago, pictures aren't her but I think at one point she used her own photos so there are pic stealers using her real photos in their ads, I follow her on SC so I got a sense of how she looked that she was just a normal mid 20's girl that works out a lot and goes out a lot with her friends. She provides out of a basement apt that she share with another provider and seems to be exclusively used for providing. I doubt I would be back, she's tall attractive with a pretty good body but the massage was nothing special to me and I'd rather just try out new girls than becoming someone's regular. She advertises massage only but she admitted that she does offer FS, she said to regulars only but we all know that's BS. Didn't pursue because I had to a few other errands to run.

Made my first visit last week, can't remember the lady's name. The walls are pretty thin and all I could hear was a fellow monger chatting with their MT, laughing and giggles. 40's asian mom, nothing special gave a good massage on a heated table. I've been on heated tables a few times, it can be somewhat distracting but whatever. Before the flip she kept it pretty professional very little teasing, once I adjusted Jr to give him a little more separation between my legs she became more friendly. On the flip I was offered hand or mouth, I picked mouth for $100 . She got nude gave me a enthusiastic BJ followed by the last few minutes of my massage. Overall I would repeat if I'm in the area.

The name is Body Health Center at Google. Went there today, had 3 Asian girls. I would give.

Them 8 out of 10. They are pretty. I picked the tall girl, forgot her name.

But she is the tallest one and pretty slim. Very gentle, great service. I paid for 30 minutes.

Pussy is very tight, I definitely want to come back again.

Good luck guys.

[QUOTE=Fish2049;5742694]Has anyone tried 365 hot spa on Ashland? How was your experience?[/QUOTE]I've been told that it's basically a FS Asian apartment. Ads on RR would also suggest that.

[QUOTE=Fish2049;5742694]Has anyone tried 365 hot spa on Ashland? How was your experience?[/QUOTE]Mid-30's, early 40's frumpy provider. I think this is a PPS place. Not great, but it will get the job done if the job needs doing.

[QUOTE=BryanTl1;5744445]The name is Body Health Center at Google. Went there today, had 3 Asian girls. I would give.

Them 8 out of 10. They are pretty. I picked the tall girl, forgot her name.

But she is the tallest one and pretty slim. Very gentle, great service. I paid for 30 minutes.

Pussy is very tight, I definitely want to come back again.

Good luck guys.[/QUOTE]As far as I know there are two, Susie (taller) and Barbie, the third is Candy the manager.

[QUOTE=BA4114;5745273]Mid-30's, early 40's frumpy provider. I think this is a PPS place. Not great, but it will get the job done if the job needs doing.[/QUOTE]Typical AMP prices?

[QUOTE=Desparado;5745400]As far as I know there are two, Susie (taller) and Barbie, the third is Candy the manager.[/QUOTE]Hey I had a dream I was there about 2 weeks ago and saw Amber. She was cute, petite not bad but pussy wasn't tight. I'm assuming from her reviews a train must have gone by and left her loose as a goose LOL. Anyways there was about 2 guys after me waiting to pound that snatch. There was another one with short hair that didn't look bad and also petite but I didn't get a name. Might have to stop by and see what's new.

Just a heads up, looks like a new spa opened on the Northside. [URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/248679[/URL].

Sunshine Massage.

3 I2-866-O299.

24 XX and. Clybourn Ave.

The spa has one Google review. Appears to be from MMS / PPS who has one previous review, which is also glowing, for BZ Spa in Kenosha. Maybe the same owner or a mutual MT but they could be linked, somehow. I'll give an update if / when I have a chance to check it out.

P.S. Not an advertisement, hahaha. Just a head's up for my fellow Northsiders.

[QUOTE=Desparado;5745400]As far as I know there are two, Susie (taller) and Barbie, the third is Candy the manager.[/QUOTE]I believe Barbie is an anchor of Web Tiktok in China. She is hot, she was busy when I was there. I will try her next time.