Massage Parlor Reports

Pretty much sums it up. I too am stupid and revisit occasionally. I have found if I had a bad experience, I wait 3 months for the rotation to occur and it can be totally different. That said. Evergreen has always been more legit and self service. The others are hit and miss Oriental pearl is pretty consistent and good The place next to Dr Feelgoods on TV can be fun but the Mammason does not want a lot of noise. So keep it down when extras are occurring. Usually its just roaming and a HJ but one never knows Depends on the desperateness of the girl working.

As I am in the Hillsburrito area later in the evening. I often rotate between these places listed Sunny always has fugly older girls so I have stopped going there a couple of years ago. Occasionally I stop in but always see grannies.

So many places so little time. Money is not the issue but I still like value for my bang for the buck. I also never pay more than 200 usually its 100 over the house fee for FS. So not too bad in my opinion. Cheaper then renting a hotel and a GPS girl who might be who knows how hygienically clean. One thing about these Oriental girls. They tend to be super clean. Nice smelling sweet most of the time and have some of the cutest VJs around. Nice and delicate. Not all beat up like some hos off the street.

I've been watching these threads for a couple years now. And all of a sudden people have been posting extremely long reviews. Honestly is seems a little strange to me and it feels like some of them are just using a ton of filler words and over explaining all of the details. Shilling has been a recent topic and I feel like some of this could be that because if a AMP is slow they can have hours to type all of this stuff out and just mentioning a bunch of places to them maybe makes it seem less suspicious, plants the thoughts of visiting some of these lesser known places in our heads without making it seem to favor one more than the other.

[QUOTE=Mixedplate89;7209565] Can y'all give me the HBO special by Helping a fellow AMP monger out? Greatly appreciate in advance.[/QUOTE]I usually rave about Love. But the rotation lately has been questionable. Save yourself a visit until someone worthwhile shows up.

[QUOTE=GoneIn30;7211043]I've been watching these threads for a couple years now. And all of a sudden people have been posting extremely long reviews. Honestly is seems a little strange to me and it feels like some of them are just using a ton of filler words and over explaining all of the details. Shilling has been a recent topic and I feel like some of this could be that because if a AMP is slow they can have hours to type all of this stuff out and just mentioning a bunch of places to them maybe makes it seem less suspicious, plants the thoughts of visiting some of these lesser known places in our heads without making it seem to favor one more than the other.[/QUOTE]It's really funny that someone who posts no reviews complain and accuse people of being shills. You can go and look at my posts and call me a shill if you want. Truth is I've frequented two main shops for the past 3 months. I write long reviews because I like writing LOL. I don't have friends who do this hobby so I don't really get to talk about it anywhere else. I'm wondering what people want out of this forum? I guarantee if I write something like "I went to candy. Had a good time" people would get mad at no details. Just my two cents.

Just saw Monica, she's my new favorite. I saw her at a place in eastern WA and got her number and she texted that she's now at Happy.

The location stinks and it looks like a dump from the outside. A little better inside, but not the best looking place. Aside from that the service was the best I've had yet at an AMP. I'd never have gone in unless I knew there was a top notch lady there.

Was greeted by an older-ish woman with bright red lipstick. Pretty cute, but was not there for her. Didn't get a name. Asked for Monica and got ushered to a room paid the house fee for an hour (. 6) and told to wait for 5 min. She left and shouted Monica's name and something in Chinese after.

About 10 min later Monica comes bounding in, all smiles in her polka dot dress. Big hug and kiss and starts undressing me. Last time I did the whole meh massage thing for the first 10 min, this time I asked to skip it. Tip given, dress vanishes and it's GFE time. Little post game makeout, chat via phone translator, hot towel, water bottle and on my way.

Monica is the most attractive AMP provider I've met. Maybe 5' tall, very tiny waist, but still has some boobs and butt. Killer smile too. Looks like a cute kindergarten teacher and very eager to please. Says she's 27, but I'd have guessed younger. Says she'll be there through the end of March. I'll certainly repeat.

[QUOTE=WarpFactor69;7210802]Gentleman, a friendly reminder that you don't need to pay more, and if you do, you are encouraging them to expect more, and keep asking for higher prices. Two examples that come to mind are Candy on Holgate and Love on Powell.

I have been to many many AMPs in the Portland metro area.

I continue to get an hour of massage and boom boom for 200, half hour 170.

As another gentleman said, if you get push back, an extra 20 will turn a frown upside down.

Don't hesitate to walk away if a girl gives you a GPS attitude. If one place says no, the next place will say yes.[/QUOTE]I am very new to this AMP shit & got a lot to learn. From my recent experience, an extra $20 isn't prevalent per se. In my recent FS experience at Nice Spa she wanted more than $230 originally so I'm like I had $260 I was okay with spending that. I said no to more as she wanted $300 plus. She definitely had GPS & generally other shops don't haggle but part of my issue is, is that I use public transportation so I'm like shit I'd have to go elsewhere & that takes time LOL so part of it is laziness & just saying fuck it I'll take it but that's one me where I got to say naw fuck it I'm paying this or I'm leaving. I have to have better frame when negotiating etc at these AMP's. I'm curious from your experience though when you pay $200 when they want more do they treat you less & or turn you away & say they're busy when you come back next time? Some have done that to me when I paid less in the past.

It could reduce the quality of service but you're right if I pay more they'll expect more. Very few charged reasonably like at Kai yuan or Asian flower spa not for FS but extras & even said to me give me what you think is fair & they didn't argue it. Those individuals are gone though & in NY now. I do think $200 is never reasonable given how much they make monthly they can certainly be fine with $70 for massage for an hr & $130 extra equaling $200 for FS. Definitely going to try it next time & onward & say I'm good if they want full service & just start taking the massage. Ofc, I am dude LOL with a high sex drive so it's difficult LOL at times, but you're right. Thanks for the candid advice. Duly noted.

[QUOTE=WarpFactor69;7210802]Gentleman, a friendly reminder that you don't need to pay more, and if you do, you are encouraging them to expect more, and keep asking for higher prices. Two examples that come to mind are Candy on Holgate and Love on Powell.

I have been to many many AMPs in the Portland metro area.

I continue to get an hour of massage and boom boom for 200, half hour 170.

As another gentleman said, if you get push back, an extra 20 will turn a frown upside down.

Don't hesitate to walk away if a girl gives you a GPS attitude. If one place says no, the next place will say yes.[/QUOTE]I only do 30 min. I start negotiating for FS at 80 and end up at 100 to 120. Never more than 120. I love the ladies that don't mention money. Sometimes I reward them.

[QUOTE=BluePineapple;7211176]I usually rave about Love. But the rotation lately has been questionable. Save yourself a visit until someone worthwhile shows up.[/QUOTE]Good looking out Brodie I appreciate you. In the next two weeks I plan to during my bday week I plan to hit up two shops & was thinking about that one but likely will go back to nice spa for candy & perhaps go back for MoMo to Candy massage but we'll see.

[QUOTE=DimSumFun;7211222]It's really funny that someone who posts no reviews complain and accuse people of being shills. You can go and look at my posts and call me a shill if you want. Truth is I've frequented two main shops for the past 3 months. I write long reviews because I like writing LOL. I don't have friends who do this hobby so I don't really get to talk about it anywhere else. I'm wondering what people want out of this forum? I guarantee if I write something like "I went to candy. Had a good time" people would get mad at no details. Just my two cents.[/QUOTE]I was going to respond to him but most don't like to read & have short attention spans & I don't like passive aggressive comments. Furthermore, I'm very direct but I just joined & find value in this forum so I'm not trying to get kicked LOL XD so I said let me not respond. However, being you responded & reflected on things I would have said plus more LOL I had to reply. I agree. I'm the same way. I'm a detailed individual & that's how my brain works. I prefer details. I write how I talk in person being very vivid & expressive etc & English was one of my fav subjects & writing etc so I'm with you on that Brodie.

It is very amusing indeed of his accusations. If he doesn't like it just keep scrolling & find shirt reviews. I personally value details & want to see things through the person's eyes as if I was there, encapsulating the experience in totality. Some of us are just like that. It's no biggy. I don't need to have fillers & or lie about things, as I said in my candy massage review. All in all, short reviews or not I have found value in this thread. We can agree that the common ground is just have details such as name of AMP, perhaps girls & the services they offer & perhaps cost etc. Most short reviews I've seen were lacking in details & most long reviews I've seen were not. Just my perspective.

[QUOTE=Mixedplate89;7211282]I am very new to this AMP shit & got a lot to learn. From my recent experience, an extra $20 isn't prevalent per se. In my recent FS experience at Nice Spa she wanted more than $230 originally so I'm like I had $260 I was okay with spending that. I said no to more as she wanted $300 plus. She definitely had GPS & generally other shops don't haggle but part of my issue is, is that I use public transportation so I'm like shit I'd have to go elsewhere & that takes time LOL so part of it is laziness & just saying fuck it I'll take it but that's one me where I got to say naw fuck it I'm paying this or I'm leaving. I have to have better frame when negotiating etc at these AMP's. I'm curious from your experience though when you pay $200 when they want more do they treat you less & or turn you away & say they're busy when you come back next time? Some have done that to me when I paid less in the past.

It could reduce the quality of service but you're right if I pay more they'll expect more. Very few charged reasonably like at Kai yuan or Asian flower spa not for FS but extras & even said to me give me what you think is fair & they didn't argue it. Those individuals are gone though & in NY now. I do think $200 is never reasonable given how much they make monthly they can certainly be fine with $70 for massage for an hr & $130 extra equaling $200 for FS. Definitely going to try it next time & onward & say I'm good if they want full service & just start taking the massage. Ofc, I am dude LOL with a high sex drive so it's difficult LOL at times, but you're right. Thanks for the candid advice. Duly noted.[/QUOTE]I go to the same places. I give $$ and they know the routine. FS all the way no haggling or I tell them go get me money. Then they stop and proceed with pleasing me.

[QUOTE=DickRk;7211596]I go to the same places. I give $$ and they know the routine. FS all the way no haggling or I tell them go get me money. Then they stop and proceed with pleasing me.[/QUOTE]Fair enough. That'll be corrected expeditiously. Thanks for the objective constructive criticism.

[QUOTE=Mixedplate89;7211562] I was going to respond to him but most don't like to read & have short attention spans & I don't like passive aggressive comments. Furthermore, I'm very direct but I just joined & find value in this forum so I'm not trying to get kicked LOL XD so I said let me not respond. However, being you responded & reflected on things I would have said plus more LOL I had to reply. I agree. I'm the same way. I'm a detailed individual & that's how my brain works. I prefer details. I write how I talk in person being very vivid & expressive etc & English was one of my fav subjects & writing etc so I'm with you on that Brodie.

It is very amusing indeed of his accusations. If he doesn't like it just keep scrolling & find shirt reviews. I personally value details & want to see things through the person's eyes as if I was there, encapsulating the experience in totality. Some of us are just like that. It's no biggy. I don't need to have fillers & or lie about things, as I said in my candy massage review. All in all, short reviews or not I have found value in this thread. We can agree that the common ground is just have details such as name of AMP, perhaps girls & the services they offer & perhaps cost etc. Most short reviews I've seen were lacking in details & most long reviews I've seen were not. Just my perspective.[/QUOTE]If you look at the AMP Ratings links frequently posted here, you see that there are any number of posted reviews behind a paywall. Price per month is pretty steep, if you ask me. I wonder if this "Cliff Notes" monger would pay for that, and if so, if he would be happy with reviews like, "Went (fill in name of place). Standard finish. Meh massage. Cute girl. ".

Some people just don't like to READ. *Anything*. I'm on the opposite side of that spectrum. And I come here for the DETAILS. I can't STAND reviews so terse that they make me wonder why the f* the dude even posted it.

[QUOTE=Urlboffer;7211945]If you look at the AMP Ratings links frequently posted here, you see that there are any number of posted reviews behind a paywall. Price per month is pretty steep, if you ask me. I wonder if this "Cliff Notes" monger would pay for that, and if so, if he would be happy with reviews like, "Went (fill in name of place). Standard finish. Meh massage. Cute girl. ".

Some people just don't like to READ. *Anything*. I'm on the opposite side of that spectrum. And I come here for the DETAILS. I can't STAND reviews so terse that they make me wonder why the f* the dude even posted it.[/QUOTE]Yeah first time user & still learning this site etc. They don't given the society we live in most have short attention spans, and are wanting results fast on things so they don't care for nuance or substance. We agree there. I'm not into the vague reviews whatsoever. Moreover, I would pay $47-69 or so for reviews on rub maps etc. I'd just come here for reviews & or find other free forums or talk to folks I personally know for real authentic reviews. I'd pay under $20 for it but not that amount near $70 or so.

[QUOTE=GoneIn30;7211043]I've been watching these threads for a couple years now. And all of a sudden people have been posting extremely long reviews. Honestly is seems a little strange to me and it feels like some of them are just using a ton of filler words and over explaining all of the details. Shilling has been a recent topic and I feel like some of this could be that because if a AMP is slow they can have hours to type all of this stuff out and just mentioning a bunch of places to them maybe makes it seem less suspicious, plants the thoughts of visiting some of these lesser known places in our heads without making it seem to favor one more than the other.[/QUOTE]You could be 100% right or 100% wrong! But personally to me, whether they are shilling or whether they are genuine does it really matter?

What category are there?

1) Paid writers?

2) Shop owners & affiliate (working girls) who speak / write fluent English?

3) Regular customers who loves to share or being asked by shop to advertise!

4) Someone who has nothing better to do and just like to make up stories on this forum?

5) ALL OF You. For whatever reason you post on this forum? (Fill in the blank) LOL.

Take away --> THE TRULY INTELLIGENT PERSON IS ONE WHO CAN PRETEND TO BE A FOOL IN FRONT OF FOOL WHO PRETEND TO BE INTELLIGENT.

Let's focus on why this forum was created and just enjoy the journey ^_^

[QUOTE=Mixedplate89;7211282]I am very new to this AMP shit & got a lot to learn. From my recent experience, an extra $20 isn't prevalent per se. In my recent FS experience at Nice Spa she wanted more than $230 originally so I'm like I had $260 I was okay with spending that. I said no to more as she wanted $300 plus. She definitely had GPS & generally other shops don't haggle but part of my issue is, is that I use public transportation so I'm like shit I'd have to go elsewhere & that takes time LOL so part of it is laziness & just saying fuck it I'll take it but that's one me where I got to say naw fuck it I'm paying this or I'm leaving. I have to have better frame when negotiating etc at these AMP's. I'm curious from your experience though when you pay $200 when they want more do they treat you less & or turn you away & say they're busy when you come back next time? Some have done that to me when I paid less in the past.

It could reduce the quality of service but you're right if I pay more they'll expect more. Very few charged reasonably like at Kai yuan or Asian flower spa not for FS but extras & even said to me give me what you think is fair & they didn't argue it. Those individuals are gone though & in NY now. I do think $200 is never reasonable given how much they make monthly they can certainly be fine with $70 for massage for an hr & $130 extra equaling $200 for FS. Definitely going to try it next time & onward & say I'm good if they want full service & just start taking the massage. Ofc, I am dude LOL with a high sex drive so it's difficult LOL at times, but you're right. Thanks for the candid advice. Duly noted.[/QUOTE]Valid point, except if I *feel* something is a fast food value I will paid <$200 and if something its luxury food value then I will go over $200.

Then if its 2nd visit, I will pay base on past experience and build from that.

If one is just there for quick release and just to fill up their belly, then $200 standard rate is perfectly fine too. Quick and easy

Or if you like some foreplay and massage before the main course and booked a 1 hour session and had a great time. Then pay what you think it's worth and not what it should worth. Especially those who has tried 4 hands and 6 hands and has achieved King of the World.

Of course, being a regular you get perks and special treatments ^_^ for those that made it there.

I don't know, I feel like we should also take inflation into account, after all it doesn't worth the same year by year. JK $_$