McHenry / Crystal Lake (McHenry County Area)

[QUOTE=HeadFirst;5839377]I saw her a few times when she was JenWild. She'd pull out the cordless hitachi yand go to town on herself. I'm not sure what waterboarding is like but she squirted so much I almost drowned. I didn't know bb was on her menu so I'd take care of myself and finish on her pussy, which she'd turn on her phone to take movies of. For $120 and the amount of fun it was, I thought it was the deal of the century![/QUOTE]This piece of info might clear up some confusion taken from thee review board, post July 2020.

"Had a quick visit with KatD / JenW last week. Easy set up via text and she communicated well. Got to the door and was met by a smoking hot MILF wearing only her birthday suit and a smile. ".

This isn't my review. Seems like the same person.

[QUOTE=Getreal;5839866]This piece of info might clear up some confusion taken from thee review board, post July 2020.

"Had a quick visit with KatD / JenW last week. Easy set up via text and she communicated well. Got to the door and was met by a smoking hot MILF wearing only her birthday suit and a smile. ".

This isn't my review. Seems like the same person.[/QUOTE]I do believe those are my words and yes, KatD and JenWild are one and the same. Should be no surprise to those that know her.

[QUOTE=PhilMendel;5816085]Hi Pedorro. Do you have an accurate link to Serena. The one shown is just the general page to the list crawler.

Thanks P.[/QUOTE]Let's see if this one works. I can't figure out the best way to copy / paste from this site. She had taken down her adds for a few days, I see she is back on again!

I would not recommend her at all!

[URL]https://escortbabylon.net/image_list/7088465010[/URL]

Contacted Kelly yesterday to inquire about services. Gave me a quote of 120 for 1/4 hr and 200 for 1/2 hr. Um noooooo. WTF. I didn't even bother negotiating down. What's with all these GPS prices and the deposit thing. Slowly losing interest in this hobby.

[QUOTE=CruisingY;5855689]Contacted Kelly yesterday to inquire about services. Gave me a quote of 120 for 1/4 hr and 200 for 1/2 hr. Um noooooo. WTF. I didn't even bother negotiating down. What's with all these GPS prices and the deposit thing. Slowly losing interest in this hobby.[/QUOTE]Prices are nuts! COVID is on pause so everyone doubles prices? Rocket Dork.

[QUOTE=RocketDork;5855803]Prices are nuts! COVID is on pause so everyone doubles prices? Rocket Dork.[/QUOTE]These lady's are as bad as car stealerships.

[QUOTE=CruisingY;5855689]Contacted Kelly yesterday to inquire about services. Gave me a quote of 120 for 1/4 hr and 200 for 1/2 hr. Um noooooo. WTF. I didn't even bother negotiating down. What's with all these GPS prices and the deposit thing. Slowly losing interest in this hobby.[/QUOTE]Whats with these prices and terrible service and attitudes?

Its not made of gold or the only one in existence ladies!

Went last week to try a different place. Ad seemed to indicate a decent, newer operation. Location in a small strip mall by a 7-11 and pizza place, kind of exposed. I went in and noticed that if mamasan could only grow some tubular ears and turn green she would be an absolute dead ringer for Shrek. Honestly pretty hideous. She took me to a room and I got on the table, then Shrek returned as the massage therapist. I was laughing at this point. I mean, only I can find these rare gems of the industry. Pretty sure this was in the top ten most unattractive women I've ever seen. The massage table was super comfortable, nice and soft but not unsupportive. Shrek gave an actual massage, especially the stretching of neck, shoulders and lower back, felt really good. Unfortunately she had plans for me and began her hunt while I retracted into my abdomen like a turtle being attacked by a hawk. It was actually funny, I started laughing, she started laughing, I told her finish massage, she continued to pursue, I now just got up and went for my clothing. She came around the table and I thought I may have to defend myself, I'm not small but she was probably 5-9 and 200 lbs, with a physique like a Bulgarian power lifter from the 1970's. I got dressed, tipped her a few bucks for being a good sport and for not suplexing me or hitting me with a chair like Bam Bam Bigelow, and I was out of dodge. Not going to return obviously. Honestly I am torn between being impressed at her self confidence and completely amazed at how anyone could enjoy her doing anything in the least "sensual". I just threw up in my mouth typing that.

Man. There is TOFTT and then there is this. Next level!

Shrek. HA! Thanks for the laugh bud.

[QUOTE=RubLuvr;5861092]…I'm not small but she was probably 5-9 and 200 lbs, with a physique like a Bulgarian power lifter from the 1970's. I got dressed, tipped her a few bucks for being a good sport and for not suplexing me or hitting me with a chair like Bam Bam Bigelow, and I was out of dodge. Not going to return obviously. Honestly I am torn between being impressed at her self confidence and completely amazed at how anyone could enjoy her doing anything in the least "sensual". I just threw up in my mouth typing that.[/QUOTE]She sounds like a treat!

LMAO, seriously in the top 5 of funniest posts I've read in the last 5 years. I'm not laughing at you, just the experience, us seniors have all been there before too, to many times for me to count. I've been to that place a few times before never had a bad time nor the "woman" you mentioned.

[QUOTE=RubLuvr;5861092]Went last week to try a different place. Ad seemed to indicate a decent, newer operation. Location in a small strip mall by a 7-11 and pizza place, kind of exposed. I went in and noticed that if mamasan could only grow some tubular ears and turn green she would be an absolute dead ringer for Shrek. Honestly pretty hideous. She took me to a room and I got on the table, then Shrek returned as the massage therapist. I was laughing at this point. I mean, only I can find these rare gems of the industry. Pretty sure this was in the top ten most unattractive women I've ever seen. The massage table was super comfortable, nice and soft but not unsupportive. Shrek gave an actual massage, especially the stretching of neck, shoulders and lower back, felt really good. Unfortunately she had plans for me and began her hunt while I retracted into my abdomen like a turtle being attacked by a hawk. It was actually funny, I started laughing, she started laughing, I told her finish massage, she continued to pursue, I now just got up and went for my clothing. She came around the table and I thought I may have to defend myself, I'm not small but she was probably 5-9 and 200 lbs, with a physique like a Bulgarian power lifter from the 1970's. I got dressed, tipped her a few bucks for being a good sport and for not suplexing me or hitting me with a chair like Bam Bam Bigelow, and I was out of dodge. Not going to return obviously. Honestly I am torn between being impressed at her self confidence and completely amazed at how anyone could enjoy her doing anything in the least "sensual". I just threw up in my mouth typing that.[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=RubLuvr;5861092]Went last week to try a different place. Ad seemed to indicate a decent, newer operation. Location in a small strip mall by a 7-11 and pizza place, kind of exposed. I went in and noticed that if mamasan could only grow some tubular ears and turn green she would be an absolute dead ringer for Shrek. Honestly pretty hideous. She took me to a room and I got on the table, then Shrek returned as the massage therapist. I was laughing at this point. I mean, only I can find these rare gems of the industry. Pretty sure this was in the top ten most unattractive women I've ever seen. The massage table was super comfortable, nice and soft but not unsupportive. Shrek gave an actual massage, especially the stretching of neck, shoulders and lower back, felt really good. Unfortunately she had plans for me and began her hunt while I retracted into my abdomen like a turtle being attacked by a hawk. It was actually funny, I started laughing, she started laughing, I told her finish massage, she continued to pursue, I now just got up and went for my clothing. She came around the table and I thought I may have to defend myself, I'm not small but she was probably 5-9 and 200 lbs, with a physique like a Bulgarian power lifter from the 1970's. I got dressed, tipped her a few bucks for being a good sport and for not suplexing me or hitting me with a chair like Bam Bam Bigelow, and I was out of dodge. Not going to return obviously. Honestly I am torn between being impressed at her self confidence and completely amazed at how anyone could enjoy her doing anything in the least "sensual". I just threw up in my mouth typing that.[/QUOTE]Had a dance / strip gig for a half-dozen middle-aged women. One was celebrating her 50th birthday. Threw my back out as one grabbed my package and pulled me into her. The next morning I woke up with a sore back (and cock) and strolled over to the spa. I chose the gross one because I figured she's work out the knots. Massaged my upper back thoroughly and worked her way down relieving my knots. She went to my feet up to my thighs and started massaging my ass through the towel. She slowly moved the towel up and I heard her gasp! She rubbed my ass firmly and it felt great! I raised my hips so she can work out a small knot on my ass and heard her gasp again. I asked her what she was gasping at. She gently cupped my hanging balls and started caressing them. "Oh", I said. "You are very well proportioned" she blurted. I thanked her and she continued fondling and gasping. Moments later she started creeping up my legs. Her hand firmly gripped my base. She slowly stroked me up to my plum. Another gasp and I finally had enough! I flipped over towel whisked away and she put her hands on her face and gasped again! "You so big, honey but, why you not hard"? She asked. I told her about the incident at the party. She told me," I will take care of it, honey"! She laid me back down on the table. My dick just laid there like a dead fish. She poured some lotion on it and started bringing me back to life. She has soft, strong hands and it took about ten minutes to get me fully hard. My moans indicated I was ready to cum. She lowered her head and started flicking her tongue at the tip. I thought she was going to blow me but hesitated (I think she remembered me saying my dick had been in several mouths the night before). I grabbed one of her tits (which she had exposed) and let out an orgasm like a firehose on the loose! Most landed on me but, I saw a thick stream running down her tit toward her hard nipple. She kept stroking until every last drop extracted. After wiping each other off she stood between my legs in silence. We both hesitantly leaned into each other and fell into a DFK. Her tongue flicked like a flutter. This lady can kiss! We hugged and she whispered," I want to see you again". She groped my cock and finished," I want more". She helped me get dressed. Upon pulling up my underwear she leaned in and kissed the tip of my cock. She said," I mean it. I want more. "! I found her tongue probing my tonsils again as I laid two bennies on the table. A firm squeeze of my ass and I was out the door.

[QUOTE=RedLove;5857463]Whats with these prices and terrible service and attitudes?

Its not made of gold or the only one in existence ladies![/QUOTE]Update on Kelly pricing. Made an quick stop for $80 in some house by the river that should have been condemned. Yeesh.

[QUOTE=SethMyles76;5878305]Update on Kelly pricing. Made an quick stop for $80 in some house by the river that should have been condemned. Yeesh.[/QUOTE]When did you see her at a house? She's at a hotel in Schaumburg.

[QUOTE=CruisingY;5879216]When did you see her at a house? She's at a hotel in Schaumburg.[/QUOTE]Ya, she's usually in Schaumburg, but still comes back sometimes.

Seen Rayne post in the Woodstock area for a little while. Even a few texts with her.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/illinois/chicago/80198899[/URL]#.

Pics make her look good and legit since the place looks messy, most glam shots clean up the background.

She is easy to text with, and seems honest. Might try to share a dream tomorrow. My one concern is she has changed her number a few times.

Just hoping someone can say something, positive or negative.

I see Serena is back in McHenry. She is real, just has many rules, a time watcher and I suspect is more quantity than quality.

As always, stay safe out there.

[QUOTE=BourbonRocks;5883977]Seen Rayne post in the Woodstock area for a little while. Even a few texts with her.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/illinois/chicago/80198899[/URL]#.

Pics make her look good and legit since the place looks messy, most glam shots clean up the background.

She is easy to text with, and seems honest. Might try to share a dream tomorrow. My one concern is she has changed her number a few times.

Just hoping someone can say something, positive or negative.

I see Serena is back in McHenry. She is real, just has many rules, a time watcher and I suspect is more quantity than quality.

As always, stay safe out there.[/QUOTE]Interested to see what her prices will be. Wonder if she will undercut Kat D prices. Anyway thanks for bringing this little gem to our attention. Probably text her later today and see what her $ is.

Tried the new spa on Algonquin Road in Algonquin. The place is new and clean. It's a Chinese place and I was greeted by a 40 ish good looking MT. Got a full hour massage and it was above average. However, there was no L1. "Maybe next time" was the response. Maybe it's just too new. Because of the cleanliness and the good massage, I might give it another try.

[QUOTE=SlowLee7;5888078]Tried the new spa on Algonquin Road in Algonquin. The place is new and clean. It's a Chinese place and I was greeted by a 40 ish good looking MT. Got a full hour massage and it was above average. However, there was no L1. "Maybe next time" was the response. Maybe it's just too new. Because of the cleanliness and the good massage, I might give it another try.[/QUOTE]Went to the Mexican place a few doors down and saw the open sign was on but there was a dolly at the door, took it as a sign they're still working on it. No phone number on the outside to call and too lazy to go in and ask about their services.

What was the damage?

Went to the other spot on Algonquin by the 7/11 yesterday. Dreamed of Coffee who is around 25, very cute with huge cans and a spinner body.

I've been here many times over the years. This wasn't a very good experience. It started ok, table shower, sauna, then back to room. Once in the room, before I even got on the table she whispers what I want. She wanted 120 for a HJ, which I said hell no to. So after some haggling and hearing her ridiculous level 3 of 250, we agreed on 60 for HJ.

Before I could even get on the table she pulled a pillow out and told me to lay face up. I said what about the massage? She said, and I shit you not, she said "we don't do that today". I asked why and she said "to busy, tired". I was to annoyed to argue and I wasn't there for the massage anyways. Regardless, the act was ok, she took her top off and let me suck on those giant tits. Her looks are the only reason I didn't just leave.

I miss the Jeanie bbfscip days. This place really sucked lately.

[QUOTE=Pedorro;5888389]Went to the Mexican place a few doors down and saw the open sign was on but there was a dolly at the door, took it as a sign they're still working on it. No phone number on the outside to call and too lazy to go in and ask about their services.

What was the damage?[/QUOTE]Damage was 70 for the house plus 30 for the massage. Remember this is not a K-Spa so it seems pricey for a Chinese place where extras might not be available. The room was nice but I don't feel good about Chinese places going from 60 to 65 to 70.

[QUOTE=BourbonRocks;5883977]Seen Rayne post in the Woodstock area for a little while. Even a few texts with her.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/illinois/chicago/80198899[/URL]#.

Pics make her look good and legit since the place looks messy, most glam shots clean up the background.

She is easy to text with, and seems honest. Might try to share a dream tomorrow. My one concern is she has changed her number a few times.

Just hoping someone can say something, positive or negative.

I see Serena is back in McHenry. She is real, just has many rules, a time watcher and I suspect is more quantity than quality.

As always, stay safe out there.[/QUOTE]Shady couple of reviews out on this provider / phone number. Be careful.

[QUOTE=RedLove;5904137]Shady couple of reviews out on this provider / phone number. Be careful.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I have decided to pass on pursuing this dream. Everything from frequent number changes to pic requests to a weird back story tell me to pass.

Thank you and stay safe.

Ok, you can check off the Shrek fantasy from the list. What's next, Fred Flintstone fantasy? Great post, LMAO.

[QUOTE=RubLuvr;5861092]Went last week to try a different place. Ad seemed to indicate a decent, newer operation. Location in a small strip mall by a 7-11 and pizza place, kind of exposed. I went in and noticed that if mamasan could only grow some tubular ears and turn green she would be an absolute dead ringer for Shrek. Honestly pretty hideous. She took me to a room and I got on the table, then Shrek returned as the massage therapist. I was laughing at this point. I mean, only I can find these rare gems of the industry. Pretty sure this was in the top ten most unattractive women I've ever seen. The massage table was super comfortable, nice and soft but not unsupportive. Shrek gave an actual massage, especially the stretching of neck, shoulders and lower back, felt really good. Unfortunately she had plans for me and began her hunt while I retracted into my abdomen like a turtle being attacked by a hawk. It was actually funny, I started laughing, she started laughing, I told her finish massage, she continued to pursue, I now just got up and went for my clothing. She came around the table and I thought I may have to defend myself, I'm not small but she was probably 5-9 and 200 lbs, with a physique like a Bulgarian power lifter from the 1970's. I got dressed, tipped her a few bucks for being a good sport and for not suplexing me or hitting me with a chair like Bam Bam Bigelow, and I was out of dodge. Not going to return obviously. Honestly I am torn between being impressed at her self confidence and completely amazed at how anyone could enjoy her doing anything in the least "sensual". I just threw up in my mouth typing that.[/QUOTE]

Did she really ask for 250? Yikes!

Good old days indeed with Jeanie and Jessica when they used to be way up north. Wonder where they are nowadays.

[QUOTE=WhiteSoxTom;5889197]Went to the other spot on Algonquin by the 7/11 yesterday. Dreamed of Coffee who is around 25, very cute with huge cans and a spinner body.

I've been here many times over the years. This wasn't a very good experience. It started ok, table shower, sauna, then back to room. Once in the room, before I even got on the table she whispers what I want. She wanted 120 for a HJ, which I said hell no to. So after some haggling and hearing her ridiculous level 3 of 250, we agreed on 60 for HJ.

Before I could even get on the table she pulled a pillow out and told me to lay face up. I said what about the massage? She said, and I shit you not, she said "we don't do that today". I asked why and she said "to busy, tired". I was to annoyed to argue and I wasn't there for the massage anyways. Regardless, the act was ok, she took her top off and let me suck on those giant tits. Her looks are the only reason I didn't just leave.

I miss the Jeanie bbfscip days. This place really sucked lately.[/QUOTE]

Jessica, one of my favorites. Only saw her once as the spa was too long a drive. Rode like a champ!

[QUOTE=HappyRob;5906779]Did she really ask for 250? Yikes!

Good old days indeed with Jeanie and Jessica when they used to be way up north. Wonder where they are nowadays.[/QUOTE]

Noticed a new place in Algonquin on 31 off of Beach Dr. It's in a strip mall. Does anyone know anything about this place?

I was in the area last week and decided to stop in. Drew Coffee, spinner with nice jugs. Declined table shower since I had just showered at home. About 2 minutes in she whispers what you want? I say everything and was quoted 2. Told her I didn't have that much (only brought in 140). She agreed after seeing cash and excused herself for what seemed like forever. She returned and started rubbing her body all over mine and then told me turn over. Short CBJ and then rode me until I was done. Overall a good experience.

[QUOTE=MasonL;5910356]Noticed a new place in Algonquin on 31 off of Beach Dr. It's in a strip mall. Does anyone know anything about this place?[/QUOTE]Perfect opp for you to earn some cred by going in and Tofft. Then do a report. Fast track to making a friend or two here.

[QUOTE=MasonL;5910356]Noticed a new place in Algonquin on 31 off of Beach Dr. It's in a strip mall. Does anyone know anything about this place?[/QUOTE]Tried the place on 31 at the end of a strip mall. Was greeted by a younger, cute Chinese MT. The place is not fancy. It looks like they moved tables in and turned ON the Open For Business sign. Did an hour for 65. The massage was average to below average and I was getting prepared for a strikeout but, before the flip, the teasing started. On the flip, negotiations began and we settled for a nude L1 for 100. The finish was very good. Didn't see any other girls while going in or out, but I know there was at least 1 or 2 customers in other rooms.

[QUOTE=MasonL;5910356]Noticed a new place in Algonquin on 31 off of Beach Dr. It's in a strip mall. Does anyone know anything about this place?[/QUOTE]Stopped by on Sunday afternoon, drew a mid thirties, mid size mt called herself Laura. First she did when we went into room was grabbed nipples so I returned the favor then she grabbed junior. Once on the table all she did was a light, feather touch and started whispering on my ear. She wanted $ for me to touch her, I counter with. 6 but she kept insisting on $. She had not even done a bit of massage and already wanted $ to touch her. So I git up and started to get dress, she kept saying no, no, it's ok, it's ok. Once my pants were on I asked her for my money, new it was long shot but. She left the room and did not come back in so I walked out of the room and she was waiting for me at the entrance telling me to stay, asked for my money again, to my surprise she handed it to me.

Went down the road on Cary / Algonquin rd. Was nicely taken care of!

Going through a rough divorce.

Anyone have a solid decent looking GFE they can share?

McHenry are here. Willing to drive.

Are there any places that let you choose your girl or is everywhere luck of the draw?

[QUOTE=SpanXXXX1;5940434]Are there any places that let you choose your girl or is everywhere luck of the draw?[/QUOTE]Yes, the legal Nevada brothels usually do a lineup. And places in southeast Asia as well. There used to be a couple places in Belvidere, IL that did lineups, but they both got shut down a few years ago. They both featured white and black women, American born, MILF types, just trying to make some extra money. I've heard there are places around the country that use the Belvidere "Executive Relaxation Station" business model, but I've never been to one. But if you are asking for something like that in AMPs, in these United States, forget about it.

[QUOTE=RedLove;5938693]Going through a rough divorce.

Anyone have a solid decent looking GFE they can share?

McHenry are here. Willing to drive.[/QUOTE]Check out KatDmilf on tryst. White, mid forties, way above avg looks / body, pics are close. She's into everything including BBBJ, bbcip, and loves anal. DDF. Squirts too.

Safe and sane in a very clean townhouse and quiet neighborhood not far from you.

Scheduling with her is iffy as she's mainly in it for entertainment (hers), so persistence is key. Money talks, 250 is a good starting point.

[QUOTE=HeadFirst;5941472]Check out KatDmilf on tryst. White, mid forties, way above avg looks / body, pics are close. She's into everything including BBBJ, bbcip, and loves anal. DDF. Squirts too.

Safe and sane in a very clean townhouse and quiet neighborhood not far from you.

Scheduling with her is iffy as she's mainly in it for entertainment (hers), so persistence is key. Money talks, 250 is a good starting point.[/QUOTE]She has been advertising on STG recently as well.

[QUOTE=HeadFirst;5941472] Squirts too.
.[/QUOTE]She will hose you down if you don't get out of the way. That is no exaggeration.

[QUOTE=HappyJack42;5941871]She will hose you down if you don't get out of the way. That is no exaggeration.[/QUOTE]I love squirters!

Tried contacting her but no luck so far.

Anyone know where is Lisa, from the Wellness center in Wauconda. I could use a massage from her.

[QUOTE=Pedorro;5951590]Anyone know where is Lisa, from the Wellness center in Wauconda. I could use a massage from her.[/QUOTE]Moved to Florida.