2000-2004 Archived Reports

I went to downtown last night. I have to say, the smell of that stair way is killing me. Anyway, saw Ann. She is pretty, nice body, short(about 5'3) and 26 yrs old. She gave an above average TS and massage. The main event was FUN. daty and dfk was on the menu and she was very close to GFE. I would def see her again.

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[QUOTE=Narwhal]OK, early one morning a few days ago I thought I would cruise NE DC before going to work, and what do I find but a relatively hot looking BSW in snakeskin pants with a really cute face.

I pull over, she gets in, and we head to her "aunt's house." We go in, kick out some folks hitting a pipe, and go to the back room. She mentions that her "aunt" charges her .1 rent so to I give it to her so she can pay the aunt when she wakes up. Things go pretty well for awhile, and she seems to want to take her time. Too much foreplay for a paid date, but WTF, she seems to be getting into it.

We're having fun dancing naked when there comes a pounding on the door. She says it's John Law. We get under the covers and pretend to be asleep, while exchanging real names and a simple cover story (boyfriend/girlfriend/met at a nightclub). Her "aunt" answers the door.

Sure enough, it IS John Law, and pretty soon they jimmy the lock and burst into the room. After hearing our "story" and running my ID (they knew "Nickie" and even commented on her pants), they ask me if I knew this was a "crack house." I tell them I didn't (the truth), and they leave. I think my military ID may have helped me out here, but who knows.

I'd already paid Nickie 0.3 plus the .10 that her "aunt" charges her to crash there. Shortly after the "boys in blue" left, Nickie crashed. Almost like passing out (on alcohol), but I don't know what you call it if it's from crack and lack of sleep (she had apparently been working all night the night before). Well fuck, I had paid hard-earned money to cop a nut, and the LE guys wouldn't have any more on me for staying here awhile, so I rousted Nickie.

Ended up doing her Greek with the lubricated condom she had provided. And Nickie later apologized, claiming she didn't know her "aunt's" house had that reputation. For some reason, I left her with extra .10 tip (0.5 total).

Absent the LE intrusion, it wan't a bad experience overall. But I don't know what to think about how fucked I am with the DC police. Do they keep a record of who they've rousted? I don't know. I guess I'll find out if my relatively noticeable vehicle starts getting "special attention."[/QUOTE]

that's too bad about the rousting, it had to be a dick shrivling experince. LE rousts too many people for them to keep tabs on you, so don't worry about it, besides they really couldn't prove anything. I sugesst you don't give them miltary ID for something like that. a ticket maybe but not a hoe. If they really wanted to be dicks they could've called the SDO for your unit. That happend to my old section sgt years ago. what was worse it was a tranny. The 1st sgt. put the poor guy on front street during the weekend safety briefing.

I don't know, I might be worried that they could now put a person to the screenname. People always say LE reads this board. They could put a name and address to Narwhal if they wanted to.

Did this girl have a short wig, honey complextion, maybe late 20's, and was the house over by Dream? Only once in my mongering days have I gone to a strange house like that and it sounds very similar to the one you describe. Auntie's house, crack den, room in the back, .1 house fee, all very similar. I'm prretty sure the girl picked my sweat pant pocket for the rest of my roll before i left too.

Hey Randy Farang,

I follow politics. DC's $$ comes from a fed appropriation so if you read the prostititution and abatement act carefully you will see that its federally driven. I suggest that you do some research on the net into the campaign against human traffiking and shit like that and you will find out a little more about what's driving this and similar laws.

Yeah DC is a democractic stronghold and I'm not going to going to into the obvious reasons why, but one of those reasons is why many of buddies vote for the Republicans now, and why I might in the future.

Wood

Robux,

You'll get this guy double '*****-slapped'. If this is how you do it, then you're man. Some of us have to do mongering in-cognito.

Man Fraid

I think it was a different girl (very dark and no wig), but from what I gathered listening to LE, several working girls must use the same room ("Who's back there? Wanda? Sherrie?").

And I'm not that worried about getting tracked down - they either recorded my info or didn't. In any event, I haven't exactly admitted to a felony in any of my reports. Not sure anything on here would be admissible anyway.

[QUOTE=Loop Vet]I don't know, I might be worried that they could now put a person to the screenname. People always say LE reads this board. They could put a name and address to Narwhal if they wanted to.

Did this girl have a short wig, honey complextion, maybe late 20's, and was the house over by Dream? Only once in my mongering days have I gone to a strange house like that and it sounds very similar to the one you describe. Auntie's house, crack den, room in the back, .1 house fee, all very similar. I'm prretty sure the girl picked my sweat pant pocket for the rest of my roll before i left too.[/QUOTE]

proboly could happen but I think the even the cops in most cases really don't care that much about this board. they may use it to pick up trends or minor infomation. I think the cops know way more about the sw than most mongers. Now a crooked cop might try to blackmail you. but Narwal would have to be a 2 star or higher for that to worth it to the fuzz.

good point

Novice,

Is that the Dee from the Advocate?

How much was the total visit?

Was it in-call or out-call?

What city?

Thanks

Fellow Mongers,

Long time since I posted, but need your help. I'm looking for any available intel on the Royal Palace Club in NW DC on Connecticut Ave by the Hilton. I know its a strip joint, but does anyone know from experience or word of mouth if extras are to be had here. Would make a great lunch spot for me.

Thanks in advance.

Friday evening I went out looking for a hot SW. NY Ave was pretty dead, and every time I saw one that was hot, LE had her pulled over to "talk." Something big was going on at the Dream, and people were driving like idiots. Ended up on the loop, saw a few hotties and a number of other girls with a bit (or a lot) too much caboose, and LE was cracking down hard on all of them. That and the light, intermittent rain meant that there were never many out at once. One girl in a parked car was trying to hook up, but she'd moved on by the time I got back around. Ended up waiting for the AM action, which picked up a bit, but didn't find what I wanted and headed back over to NY.

Hooked up with Lynsey, a 36 yo WSW. A bit older that I was looking for, but she had a cute face and the body was pretty hot if you like extremely thin. Paid .8 for 1/2 hour of her time. BBBJ, covered cowgirl and finished doggie. Tight package.

Sweet Pea,

I would have gone with my instincts like you did. If I am uncomfortable in even the slightest way, I just move on. But don't be surprised if it happens again because a number of girls working out of that hotel walk across the street rather than getting in your car. I'm not sure of the reason, but I suspect that she was worried about the LE that you mentioned was hanging around in the area. A possible reason she asked you to wait once you got to the hotel might have been that she was sharing the room. Groups of girls work out of the same room at that hotel and she may have been waiting for the other girls to finish up with their dates. Without an explanation of her behavior it was a suspicious situation, but a lot of times these girls' odd behavior can be chalked up to inexperience.

WSGers,

I was looking through the weekly to see if anything was interesting and I found an ad for a gorgeous Brown Skin lady (Lona) that was in her 30s. It seemed interesting and I called her, she told me her general incall location and went to meet her there. While I didn't know exactly where it was, I guessed where it might be and parked on the street waiting, knowing that I would need to wait about 10 more minutes.

She finally drove up and she spotted me and waved for me to follow. If she hadn't spotted me, I probably would have left, because there was nothing gorgeous about her, she had a huge stomach and little B size titties, a combination that doesn't really appeal to me. But I was willing to give the benefit of the doubt, we went into the house, followed her up to an upstairs bedroom and it was freezing cold. She started to take her coat clothes off and she realized that I wasn't moving and she said that the heat doesn't come on before 5pm, so I was kind of stuck and took my clothes off too.

She started with a pitiful massage, then finally flipped me over to start a CBJ with strawberry condoms. At this point, I had confirmed how all of this was a mistake, but still needed to get the deed done. She climbed on top for some uninspired cowgirl, so finally turned her over for for some mish so I could complete.

She got a washcloth and cleaned me up, then even washed me off with alcohol, which kind of freaked me out actually. Then she literally tried to put my underwear on while I was laying down, I don't think I have ever been rushed like this before.

So as I finally dressed and was walking out of the room in less than 20 minutes, she says "oh, I have a cold, you should take some vitamins when you get home" fuck, like I needed that too.

Face 5 (but probably really 44) Body 3
Attitude 4 Would not recommend.

Davegdb

WSGers,

Actually, I can't remember her name, it might of been Chichi. I can't remember any AMP ladies names ever, and when they ask me who I saw last, I am always stuck.

I had just left a bad escort experience and needed more, so I stopped into Olympic for the first time. I was assigned the girl and she proceeded to give me a decent table shower, with a little teasing. However, because I had just left the escort Lona less than 30 minutes earlier, I wasn't very responsive to her teases.

She starts with a decent massage, I could tell that she wasn't actually used to giving them, but it was still better than I had gotten an hour earlier. Teased at the butt and balls a bit and I tried to be responsive to her teasing and she finally turned me over for the flip.

At this point, it was going to take direct intervention, and not just casual teases to get me going, and finally she got around to asking directly. We negotiated for $40 for a HJ. She made me pay her first, which pisses me off so much, but I did anyway. She ended up paying for this choice of hers though.

She wasn't bad with the HJ at all, but I wasn't going to cum easily at this point, not after the escort an hour before and that she had irritated me with the payment policy. So she worked it and worked it, changed positions, hands, and worked and worked it. It was taking a long time.

But too her credit, she did not complain and worked it to the end.

Face 6 Body 6 (I just like bigger tits than an AMP girl has)
Attitude 7 ( I would go back to her, I am not sure she would want to work that hard again though)

btw, I am still looking for Hot Tubs Places, does anyone know of any?

Davegdb

I had the same good experience with Ann as Ravensfan. TS was short--the doorbell kept ringing the whole time i was in there, must hve been a whole lot of huffin & puffin on the stairs--but Ann was very friendly when we got back to the room. After a number of providers with attitude, she was a great change.

Henry:

DC SCs are not the place for extras. Go to one of the wonderful AMPs that are fairly close to where you are for a guaranteed good time.

I am sad to report that Judy has now left Supra after much good service. Does anyone know where she has gone and more importantly can anyone give an update to the talent currently being offered at this old hot spot? It's so hard to keep up with these providers.

Went to the Supra Spa Wednesday night. Met with Cheri and neg for TS, massage and HJ. Got to the table shower, laid face down and then was hit with a ladle of the coldest water this side of the Arctic Circle. Whoa! My dick shriveled up so far it stuck out my ass.

Anyway, let's all pitch in a few buckas each and buy the Mamasan there a new water heater. Or, how about one that works on quarters?

BTW, stellar service afterwards.

Frinky

Sweat Pea,

Wow, it sounds like you got off worse than I did! But take heart, I had my cell phone lifted by a crack w**re down in Richmond a while back. But I tracked her down and ransomed it back.

I guess the lesson is, never let your guard down with these b**ches.

Belial,

Ya, that's where we hooked up. Sounds like the same girl.

Spent a few hours Tuesday evening cruising some of my favorite haunts. Unlike some recent trips, there was a bit of talent out.

There were several BSW out on WVa, but the quality was very low in general (e.g. mostly over 40 or overweight). At least the trannies weren't apparent. The most interesting sighting was a WSW with heavy "birth control" glasses, but I missed the opportunity to pick her up. I've seen her once before and wondered at the time if she was working. I'm now convinced that she is. Anyone have any info on her?

Saw a couple of new faces on NY, young, nice bodies, but a bit below average NY quality in cuteness, and they didn't come out until it was about time for me to leave.

Nothing much in the Farmers Market area. One regular fat BSW and a better looking BSW walking downhill from the motel but acting a bit strange, e.g. mostly staying behind trucks.

Nothing on Montana. I've been waved down in this area before but haven't hooked up there yet.

Nothing on RI. I'm at the point of stopping looking up there.

Nothing in the 13th and O area in NW (I've yet to see anything there, but one of the better looking WSW I picked up a while back (Mistie) told me that's were she usually strolls).

Went home unsatisfied, but optimistic for tomorrow since activity seems to be picking up a bit. Hell, if nothing else my standards will probably be lower by tomorrow!

Just want to share a less than favorable encounter with a SW named Essence. She is usually downtown in the K street area but she can occassionally be found out on New York avenue. Saw her downtown one night a few months ago and she was looking good so I thought I would spend some time with her. She wanted 80 to spend a little time with me at the no-tel on 14th street. She was happy and giggly on the ride up. Once we got to the room she got things started with a really good, but brief CBJ with deepthroat action. After about a minute of mish she started complaining that it was taking too long and said my time was up. Suddenly, she had a really shitty attitute. Not wanting to make a scene I just got up and got dressed although I was completely pissed off. I have been waiting for her to show up on the internet so I could post her picture along with an unfavorable review. She has appeared on a couple of escort sites and her photo is attached. Don't waste your time with this girl. If anyone else has anything to report about her either good or bad, please post a report. I would be curious to know if anyone has had a good experience with her.

After not finding anything that really appealed to me on the streets Tuesday (early evening), I headed back out Wednesday (11/24). Fortunately, I was in a position to stay out a bit later this time (i.e. no SO waiting at home).

The only 2 that came out of the hotel on NY that I saw between 4 pm and 11 pm were a bit on the voluptous side; not really fat, but not particularly my cup of tea for NY prices. Some girls out at various time on WVa, but the only one I considered worth picking up was gone by the time I circled back. A couple of hot BSW on Georgia near the strip club, but they weren't in position to be picked up without getting out of the truck.

Finally hooked up with a BSW named Gigi (who goes by "Gee") on Montana (between NY and RI). First hookup on this track. Gee had a decent face, and a hot little body (great ass). CBJ for .4, then she offered FS for another .2 and I went for it, even though it was a car date. I really need to get a van, or at least a shell for the pickup, because hitting it in the drivers seat with the girl on top doesn't really do it for me. Finished in her mouth (with cover).

"Gee" was actually pretty good, but she pressured me for a tip afterwards, and I gave her another .05 just to shut her the fuck up. On the way back to drop her off, she insisted on giving me her digits. I won't be seeing her again unless she can arrange a free room, but if anyone wants the number PM me. (Note: Out of respect for the girl, I check your history on here before passing out this kind of info, so if you haven't contributed something substantial don't bother asking.)

Henry Madd,

I used to go to Royal Palace several years ago. It was probably the worst strip club in DC. Some of the girls were just plain nasty, but for some reason I kept going back.

An asian stripper offered me a HJ after I bought her a few drinks. I didn't really want her pulling my stuff out right there so I passed. Besides, it would be kind of hard to explain that stain on my pants to the wife.

I stopped by Royal about a year ago and they have done some remodeling. The place looks much better and the girls were starting to look better too. It's still probably the worst club in DC, but that is part of the charm.

Remo

Remo,

In years past, when I would tire of the sterile glamour of the downtown clubs such as the Camelot I would make my way to one of the uptown clubs such as The Royal Palace or Good Guys. The Royal Palace was one of the few clubs in DC where you could get up close and personal with the dancers. I recall many a dancer who would allow you to finger f**k her under the table and in some cases would actually give you a HJ, if the circumstances were right. I use to go so much that I developed a friendly relationship with the bouncer and he would look away for a small tip at the end of the evening.

I also recall a very good MP which use to be above the Royal Palace. The ladies and the service there was always consistently good.

Thanks Bretheren. Guess this one comes off of the "maybe it has possibilities" list.

Henry Madd

Does anyone know what ever happend to this place?

Cruised around the loop a bit Saturday AM. DC LE was hitting it hard. Saw about a dozen girls but in general they were on the street less than 15 minutes before getting a ride with John Law. There was an undercover guy out, too, in a grey midsize. Cops weren't just running their ID and letting them go with a warning, they were taking them in.

Headed over to NY and picked up a WSW named Jewitt. Looked early twenties, nice bod, cute face, brunette. Generally I assume that girls walking this particular stretch are staying at the place across the street, but from now on I'm asking before giving them a ride, 'cause Jewitt wasn't. After recent car dating experience, I agreed to cbj for .4. She really wanted FS for .8 but it wasn't happening in my truck. Just too awkward.

Anyway, she was pretty good. Dropped her off after finishing and she got out and got into the car that had pulled up behind me for her next date.

Not much happening saturday - except for the DCPD ho van making circles.

Saw 2 lovlies - who I would bet were undercovers - on the first pass.

Nothing after that from 0200-0230.

Maybe the drizzling rain - maybe the new efforts to clean up the streets!

You might think they would put a little more effort into stoping / tracking down the murderers you hear about each night on the news!

Does anyone know if they are still open. Feel free to PM me, since if they are open, and the service is good, I would like it to stay that way. Because of traffic, I've been going north to Beltsville, but the service has fallen off there.
Thanks in advance.

Went cruising the NE sector early Sunday evening. There were several suspects about but nothing that interested me. I went over to RI ave. I spotted this short woman 29 years old near the houses directly behind the 7-11. She says her name is Seven. She asked for a ride to pick up a "piece of paper" from a friend's house. She came out angry saying that he did not have her paper. I was trying to make small talk and she seemed very irritable and jumpy. I think she was having withdrawal symptons. We were suppose to go back to her house to take care of business. She had me wait in the car to make sure everything was OK(lived with "family"). She waved me up the stairs. By the time I got to the top of the stairs she was no where to be found. I just waited in the front yard for her to return. She never did. I think I was being set up for a possible jacking. It was dark near the houses and I felt unsure about which house she went into. I waited in front of the house for about 5-6 minutes but she did not return. I felt something was up so I left. Be careful out there.

I need information update about CPHC.
Is CPHC still alive? Is it good and reliable?

[QUOTE=Aman Tuleev]I need information update about CPHC.
Is CPHC still alive? Is it good and reliable?[/QUOTE]CPHC is closed. I have called a number of times and just get a message and I went by yesterday and it has a closed sign on the door. It was my favorite by far. If anyone has any news on a new spot please post. To me it was a couple of notches above all the others in DC.

This post is to express my personal frustration at the deterioration of this once fine board. As regular readers of this board know, I have been a consistent contributor over the course of this year. I’ll be the first to admit that I started out my WSG life as a lower than pond scum lurker who did not contribute but regularly leached off the reports of such legendary posters as Trashman (may he RIP in that big AMP in the sky with 72 virgins), LoveLOS (who has gone AWOL and is hopefully in the middle of some brain addling Thai girl threesome in Phuket), Robux, LoopVet and the rest of the old Clix crowd. However, I finally saw the light and decided to pay my considerable debt to the posting community and stepped up and began to report.

It seems to me that over the last half year that this board has, IMHO, gone drastically down hill. Too many newbies who ask for information that is available if they would only RTFF and who don’t post any useful intel. It has gotten so bad that Robux doesn’t even bother to flame the newbies with the form responses any more. I have gotten too many PM’s from guys with 2-4 (total) posts to their credit wanting to know about some AMP sweetie I’ve posted about.

I guess everyone has lost interest in sharing experiences and intel. Sad state of affairs. Sure would like to see a return to the glory days…but then again I’d like to see Maya from Downtown and Bebe from Sun too. Seems like some things aren’t comin’ back.

Lax

Few weeks ago I made a return to IHC. Have not really been back since Feb-Mar time frame. Quality is not quite what it use to be. Both times I took a random pick by the mamason and both times I got Mina. She is cute with a bit of baby fat, possibly mid 20's.

She was a bit distant on the first visit, but warmed up considerably on the second visit. The massage is average but adequate. She did not want me to do any DATY on the first visit but gave it up on the second, but cut it short. The kitty is tight and feels real good.

After the main event she likes to cuttle and chat. We almost went a second round but time ran out. I think IHC is on the way back, but slowly.

I have to agree with Lax2 about what has happened to the board. I have been a regular contributor, but haven't lately as I have gotten myself into something pretty special that keeps me occupied. I never was a colorful contributor anyway, like the legends that Lax describes. I did see that Robux posted on the Baltimore board. I know that the AMPS are busy and there are lots of ads on the escort boards, so someone is doing something.

I have to say love is grand. As a steady traveler, I was always looking for something going on in another city. Now I go to bed early by myself with a newlywed's smile on my face, dreaming about my baby. Boring, huh. I'm sure I'll be back, because I have a philanderer's heart, but for now, I'm a two woman man!

[QUOTE=Seafarer]Remo,

In years past, when I would tire of the sterile glamour of the downtown clubs such as the Camelot I would make my way to one of the uptown clubs such as The Royal Palace or Good Guys. The Royal Palace was one of the few clubs in DC where you could get up close and personal with the dancers. I recall many a dancer who would allow you to finger f**k her under the table and in some cases would actually give you a HJ, if the circumstances were right. I use to go so much that I developed a friendly relationship with the bouncer and he would look away for a small tip at the end of the evening.

I also recall a very good MP which use to be above the Royal Palace. The ladies and the service there was always consistently good.[/QUOTE]I remember that you could separate DC strip clubs into two types: Those that allowed the dancers to show crotch and those that didn't. The "sterile" clubs were the latter. When I wanted to see (and, in the case of RP -- smell) pussy, I'd head for RP or Good Guys. I don't remember the MP above it, but I do remember there was an adult video store just down the block. I think I remember the Asian dancer who offered HJs. I was in there one afternoon 2-3 years ago and the place was pretty empty. She invited herself over to my booth after her dance session, sat down next to me, grabbed my hand, and placed it on her boob! Her English wasn't very good, so I didn't understand what she said.

I tried to stop in last month on my way to visit an incall, but they didn't open until about 3PM.

Upon further reflection, I think that Trashman was the Godfather of this board. With his untimely passing, activity has fallen off significantly.

Hi everybody,

I'm finally getting to get to the Chinese apt. in Rockville. Can anyone with experience there give me with the low down, who to see and what to expect? If you want to pm me that's fine too. It's my first time in and I want to be all I can be....

Thanks,

#2704

Laxman and Gentlman Slim,

Not only has the DC board gone down, but so have most of the other boards, except maybe Baltimore which is too far for me to travel to, that I normally read. Hampton Roads, NOVA, Richmond, and DC. Look at some of the last posting dates and you will see what I mean.

The AMPS seem to have taken a turn for the worse. Probably the scare of being forced to close by the DC council. NOVA followed suite.

I never really saw all that much discussion on the street scene, though it was and from what I can tell still is there.

My area, Southeast VA which has never been a mongers paradise, has declined as well. With no AMPS, good clubs or reliable escorts, we are dependent on the streets and they have been swept pretty clean by LE. :(

Seems there has been a moral upsurge and many of the places just aren't what they used to be.

What I find interesting though is the significant increase in the number of members overall forum without a corresponding increase in posts.

With the overall decline in services, I am not sure even the venerated Trashman would have much to post. Though I am sure he would help to keep things going. I know I miss his posts and his insight.

It's true a lot of people got scared in the past year or so, but there are probably more AMPs in DC than ever operating. All of them seem to keep coming back (not sure about CPHC).

Now there may be some more paranoia with the DC law being considered. (anyone know what happened).

THere is good action, but a lot of people are keeping it under their belts.