Anyone been to Q&Q / Star Massage lately?
Any info you can PM me is appreciated.
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Anyone been to Q&Q / Star Massage lately?
Any info you can PM me is appreciated.
[QUOTE=Steven Lynn]You guys ever think there's going to be a smackdown on all these massage parlors?
I mean, they're EVERYWHERE in the Ashland Avenue / Chinatown area.
One just popped up on Milwaukee Avenue, near Ashland & Milwaukee.
It just seems a little out of control.[/QUOTE]There does seem to be one on every corner..
there is a bigger deamnd these days with
1: Average women being so demanding with the men they choose
2: Said women being batshit insane..who wants to put up with all that non-sense for sex?
I showed up at her place for a massage. She told me it was easier to massge me if I was nude. This sounds promising. As I'm taking off my pants, she makes it very clear there will be no ending of any kind. This does not work for me so I put the pants back on and headed for the hills.
Don't pay for anything less than you want.
[QUOTE=Higuey Velez]I’ve been noticing this add in Craigslist’s Therapeutic Section for the last several days. It got my curiosity up so decided to TOFFT. I arrived a few minutes early for the appointment, and there was no answer as I rang her bell. So I called her on my cellphone because I thought the doorbell must not be working; she answered and told me to wait a few minutes in my car because another customer was still there. I said OK and went back to my car and waited for the guy to leave. I went back after I saw him get into his car and leave. I thought it was a nice gesture on her part—just in case neither one of us felt like meeting each other.
Massages are done at the lady’s residence which is roomy, neat and clean. There’s a room with a massage table that doubles as her massage room and home office. The massuese is a short, cute filipina in her late twenties, beautiful skin, long straight tied back, jet black hair.
Wore a short skirt and a top that showed nice legs and cleavage. Has pretty feet that I admired through the head cradle, small hands, very friendly and out-going, nice conversationalist but a bit of a Chatty Kathy who asked a lot of personal questions. A good number of which I declined to answer.
This young lady is not petite as the ad says. But she’s not fat either. I would describe her as being a bit thick.
The problem is an abdomen that could use a little liposuction. Otherwise she would be perfect for my tastes.
The massage was on the low side of mediocre, Actually it was more of a rub down. She asked several times if the massage was OK. I think she really did want to give a good massage. I answered diplomatically because I didn’t want to hurt her feelings. It was clear to me that she had little or no formal training.
She prefers the client to remain undraped. I had no problem with that. She gave good attention to the butt area. Wasn’t afraid to come close to the boys either. She made it clear when I called for the appointment that there would be no "happy ending". I found that to be the case.
When she finished, she offered me a glass of not so cold water. She said good-bye with a smile. I gave her 60 + 10 which she seemed happy to receive, and I was on my way.
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Why on Gods green earth would you pay for a chick you wouldn't do for free? If you saw this chick in a bar with your buddies and she had "flappy tits" and "little red piples all over her back", (probably shingles) would you take her back to your place? Hell no. Drive the uglies and over priced chicks out. You are the customer. Don't accept sub par quality and don't over pay for lackluster performance.
[QUOTE=Weed Streeter]Decided I'd actually try Tropical this time. Had a taste for those Latinas I keep hearing about. Went around 3p in the afternoon. Cute Latina was sitting on the couch in the front watching Tyra. Not sure she's a therapist because she looked like a teenager. She called out for Jackie. I guess I wasn't as lucky as the guys in the previous posts. She was average looking. Probably late 20's. About 5' 4" with an average body. Small flappy tits. She told me she just started about 2 weeks ago, but has worked at other spots. She had little red pimples all over her back (she was wearing a tank top).
Anyways, paid the .65 for the hour. She took be me back for a TS. There was a nasty wet towel on the floor - and the head rest on the table looked dirty. I hesitated in putting my head in there. She gave the boys a little play in the shower - I guess to see if I would react.
So off to the massage. She spent about 20min on the back side. Massage was ok. On the flip she got straight to the point. She said she had 2 questions for me. #1 Are you a cop? #2 Do you want other options? I told her yes and she gave me the menu. She wanted 1.5 for HJ full nude, 1.20 for HJ w/ only thong. .80 for HJ w/ topless. I talked her into .50 for HJ w/ topless. HJ was rushed and then she told me to clean myself off. No personality, no emotions.. no reactions... very boring. What a waste.
I guess I just picked the wrong day. I'd go back, but not to Jackie. If you get Jackie, don't waste your money. Just tell her you're just looking and come back when one of the other Chicas is there.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Mr Mister]Why on Gods green earth would you pay for a chick you wouldn't do for free? If you saw this chick in a bar with your buddies and she had "flappy tits" and "little red piples all over her back", (probably shingles) would you take her back to your place? Hell no. Drive the uglies and over priced chicks out. You are the customer. Don't accept sub par quality and don't over pay for lackluster performance.[/QUOTE]
Dude, I was thinking with the little head. I rarely get time to go to the amp's anymore. I had a rare afternoon off, walked in, only saw her, and decided to go through with it anyways because I knew I wouldn't have a chance to go again anytime soon. It happens, but it's definitely not routine. The little head just took over. :-(
[QUOTE=Mr Mister]Why on Gods green earth would you pay for a chick you wouldn't do for free? [/QUOTE]
Because I have an addiction to getting off and it's a whole lot easier to toss someone a few bucks to take care of it. Had I met most of these chicks socially, I probably wouldn't give half of them a second look. Hi, my name is Raoul and I'm addicted to busting my nut. Sometimes I wish there was a 12 step program for this. Perhaps there is. Of course, I'd probably be trying to figure out how to nail the chick sitting next to me.
[QUOTE=Raoul Duke]Because I have an addiction to getting off and it's a whole lot easier to toss someone a few bucks to take care of it. Had I met most of these chicks socially, I probably wouldn't give half of them a second look. Hi, my name is Raoul and I'm addicted to busting my nut. Sometimes I wish there was a 12 step program for this. Perhaps there is. Of course, I'd probably be trying to figure out how to nail the chick sitting next to me.[/QUOTE]
Well put! There's no exact science to this. Hell, we live in Chicago. Compared to the spinners I've seen in the Dallas AMP's, most of us are dealing with sub-par providers every day. It is what it is. I don't make "red pimples on the back" a habit though. :-)
[QUOTE=Weed Streeter]Well put! There's no exact science to this. Hell, we live in Chicago. Compared to the spinners I've seen in the Dallas AMP's, most of us are dealing with sub-par providers every day. It is what it is. I don't make "red pimples on the back" a habit though. :-)[/QUOTE]
I concurr with Weed Streeter...Dallas is AMP heaven. I seen three AMPs in the same strip mall RIGHT NEXT DOOR to each other a few years ago. Everytime I checked out 1 place it got cheaper and the chicks were younger and hotter. We get bottom of the barrel shit when it comes to AMPs. The new ones popping all over are asking insane prices and you mongers patronizing them will drive them even higher. Rather than saying no to high prices your saying yes to insane prices. Those places wont last which is a good thing but were still stuck with crap AMPS with old ladies.
Are you kidding? There ARE 12-step programs for this addiction. There's this for starters [url]http://usasexguide.info/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=269[/url] ... PM me if you want info on groups, etc.
[QUOTE=Raoul Duke]Because I have an addiction to getting off and it's a whole lot easier to toss someone a few bucks to take care of it. Had I met most of these chicks socially, I probably wouldn't give half of them a second look. Hi, my name is Raoul and I'm addicted to busting my nut. Sometimes I wish there was a 12 step program for this. Perhaps there is. Of course, I'd probably be trying to figure out how to nail the chick sitting next to me.[/QUOTE]
I have JD in Bridgeview next week, is there anywhere in that area to get a massage worth stopping for if I get out early?
[QUOTE=Silvio]I concurr with Weed Streeter...Dallas is AMP heaven. I seen three AMPs in the same strip mall RIGHT NEXT DOOR to each other a few years ago. Everytime I checked out 1 place it got cheaper and the chicks were younger and hotter. We get bottom of the barrel shit when it comes to AMPs. The new ones popping all over are asking insane prices and you mongers patronizing them will drive them even higher. Rather than saying no to high prices your saying yes to insane prices. Those places wont last which is a good thing but were still stuck with crap AMPS with old ladies.[/QUOTE]
LOL! Are you referring to Pink? Because that's the spot I was picturing in my head when I wrote that. I've never seen AMP's, all next door to each other like that before. It was like an Asian buffet. And ALL of those girls were spinners (and I paid less than I would have in Chicago!). They even answered the door in little micro bikini's. It was always hard trying to adjust back here after a routine business trip down there. I guess it's all relative, eh? Closest I've seen here with that same consistency over time is Peking out in NW Indiana - and even that place doesn't really compare. Good 'ol Dallas.
[QUOTE=Weed Streeter]LOL! Are you referring to Pink? Because that's the spot I was picturing in my head when I wrote that. I've never seen AMP's, all next door to each other like that before. It was like an Asian buffet. And ALL of those girls were spinners (and I paid less than I would have in Chicago!). They even answered the door in little micro bikini's. It was always hard trying to adjust back here after a routine business trip down there. I guess it's all relative, eh? Closest I've seen here with that same consistency over time is Peking out in NW Indiana - and even that place doesn't really compare. Good 'ol Dallas.[/QUOTE]
NOT PINK...
I did see Pink later on though. That stripmall that I'm referreing to isnt too far from Pink. If its the same Pink I seen it was set back a little bit from the street and it looked like a fuking PALACE...it might have been called Pink Palace.
[QUOTE=Mr Mister]I showed up at her place for a massage. She told me it was easier to massge me if I was nude. This sounds promising. As I'm taking off my pants, she makes it very clear there will be no ending of any kind. This does not work for me so I put the pants back on and headed for the hills. Don't pay for anything less than you want.[/QUOTE]This was in the CL erotic section today...
[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/788190916.html[/url]
"COUPLES MASSAGE for Women.! Hot Filipina and Strong White Male..! - mw4w - 29 (west of midway airport)
Reply to: [email]pers-788190916@craigslist.org[/email]
Date: 2008-08-08, 10:02AM CDT
Offering FULL BODY MASSAGE for women...!
Hot Filipina 4'-10" and White Male 5'10" offering a FULL BODY MASSAGE for women in a very PRIVATE and DISCREET location...!
Call or Text Jamela for an appointment TODAY...!
708-369-2526
DO NOT EMAIL
We look forward to pleasing you...!"
Perhaps the 'fun' is on a VERY selective basis.
[QUOTE=Massagedoc]I have JD in Bridgeview next week, is there anywhere in that area to get a massage worth stopping for if I get out early?[/QUOTE]
Ask one of the judges of attorneys, I suspect a couple of them are clients at one of the local establishments.
Does anyone have any thing of encouragement to report with regards to her? She sounds really tempting (love those little women!) but it doesn't sound too promising based on what I've read here. Her ads on CL sound very suggestive a good time can be had, but I want to make sure she's not an independent version of the Lake Street spas. PM if you'd rather keep it discreet.
Hey there gentlemen, for my birthday today after lots of thinking I decided to go with Body and Soul Massage on 3614 or 3608 W. Irving Park. I was greeted by an older Asian lady she charged me 70 at the door for the hr. and I started to think "Oh please not her" but she told me I'd be getting another girl. So in walks in this thin, cute, short haired Asian girl she had a short t-shirt on and a blue jean mini skirt with no panties underneath (I saw that when she walked pased me during the massage). No TS it's a stand up shower, I thought the girl would shower me but I had to do it myself which to me at the time I thought was a bad sign. After the shower she actually dried me off and then off we were with the massage which was ok nothing great. On the flip she offered me extras a nude hj for 60 which I though was a great deal that I was going to take, but when she got nude and saw her sexy little body I asked how much for fs, before she said anyhting I offered 100 she countered with 120 I kept trying to convince her but she wouldn't budge, so I was like screw it, it's my Bday why not. I brought my own rubber she put it on my with her mouth and gave a great bj, then got on top for a bit, then missionary, and I finished her off doggiestyle. She was a little dirty talker, I must admit during the session so afterwards she removed the rubber, cleaned me off and gave me a hug and kiss on the cheeck and walked me to the door. All together 70 for the massage 120 for fs for a total of 190 not too bad I guess, because at Lisunia's for that price you just get a nude massage and HJ no FS.
This girl is gonna haunt me til the day i croak...take a look at this girl, eyes for days and i want some of what's she's dishing..look at the way she plays the camera...the digitizing is unfortunate
[url]http://youporn.com/watch/156769/maria-ozawa-sensual-massage/?from=related3&al=2&from_id=118161[/url]
I have been to Relax before and left satisfied. Went today. I ended up with someone who didn't give me a name. She had a round face, a bit of a double chin, a little gut, but no ass. Anyway, enjoyed the massage. No extras offered. I asked. She said $. I said sure. She gets going and then stops. Backs off and doesn't let me touch anymore. Tells me I am out of time. Took too long. There is no way I will offer more. She went at it maybe 5 minutes (if even). Be warned.
Went to Body and Soul last night. I was greeted by an old lady. But I was hoping that I would get the same cute girl that Coolouforever got. So I go and take my shower and a short stay in the sauna. The old lady comes back and takes me to my room. I ask about the cute girl (I said I saw her last week). J tells me that as of last Friday there are new owners and all new girls. From what I saw, they are all old. The massage was good. On the flip she ask what I want. It hard to get HARD when grandma is massaging you. So I said that I would pass. I left a 10 tip.
As I pasted Lawndale & Irving Park Rd. I stopped for a moment to remember my first fs massage parlor. I'm sure all of you senior members know who I'm talking about. New ever a hassle and always a pretty girl there.
I seen a massage place at 3450 w. Irving Park Rd. Has anyone been there yet.
Seen Connie and Wiwi over the past two weeks. Both give very good massages and tb showers. Wiwi's shower is a little better because of the hands only no pad soap down. She has a thing for cleaning EVERTHING very good.
[QUOTE=Fork Please]This girl is gonna haunt me til the day i croak...take a look at this girl, eyes for days and i want some of what's she's dishing..look at the way she plays the camera...the digitizing is unfortunate
[url]http://youporn.com/watch/156769/maria-ozawa-sensual-massage/?from=related3&al=2&from_id=118161[/url][/QUOTE]
She's a top Japanese/French mix porn star!
[QUOTE=Fork Please]This girl is gonna haunt me til the day i croak...take a look at this girl, eyes for days and i want some of what's she's dishing..look at the way she plays the camera...the digitizing is unfortunate
[url]http://youporn.com/watch/156769/maria-ozawa-sensual-massage/?from=related3&al=2&from_id=118161[/url][/QUOTE]
Yowza. Sure would be nice if Papasan could bring in some babes like her.
[QUOTE=PussyPoker]Went to Body and Soul last night. I was greeted by an old lady. But I was hoping that I would get the same cute girl that Coolouforever got. So I go and take my shower and a short stay in the sauna. The old lady comes back and takes me to my room. I ask about the cute girl (I said I saw her last week). J tells me that as of last Friday there are new owners and all new girls. From what I saw, they are all old. The massage was good. On the flip she ask what I want. It hard to get HARD when grandma is massaging you. So I said that I would pass. I left a 10 tip.
As I pasted Lawndale & Irving Park Rd. I stopped for a moment to remember my first fs massage parlor. I'm sure all of you senior members know who I'm talking about. New ever a hassle and always a pretty girl there.
I seen a massage place at 3450 w. Irving Park Rd. Has anyone been there yet.
Seen Connie and Wiwi over the past two weeks. Both give very good massages and tb showers. Wiwi's shower is a little better because of the hands only no pad soap down. She has a thing for cleaning EVERTHING very good.[/QUOTE]Whats wiwi's?
How old are the girls usually in the Dallas amps?
Imagine if you got anything close to service like that here. The downside is of course that we would all be broke. Happy but broke. Time to move to Thailand where it can all be had for a reasonable price.
[QUOTE=Fork Please]This girl is gonna haunt me til the day i croak...take a look at this girl, eyes for days and i want some of what's she's dishing..look at the way she plays the camera...the digitizing is unfortunate
[url]http://youporn.com/watch/156769/maria-ozawa-sensual-massage/?from=related3&al=2&from_id=118161[/url][/QUOTE]
Hey sorry about your experience, however I went to Body and Soul around noon on Saturday (August 9th). The girl I had had black short hair about up to her neck, she was cute maybe late 20's to early 30's, Asian, with a slim body. If I go again I'll ask for her and get her name.
[QUOTE=PussyPoker]Went to Body and Soul last night. I was greeted by an old lady. But I was hoping that I would get the same cute girl that Coolouforever got. So I go and take my shower and a short stay in the sauna. The old lady comes back and takes me to my room. I ask about the cute girl (I said I saw her last week). J tells me that as of last Friday there are new owners and all new girls. From what I saw, they are all old. The massage was good. On the flip she ask what I want. It hard to get HARD when grandma is massaging you. So I said that I would pass. I left a 10 tip.
As I pasted Lawndale & Irving Park Rd. I stopped for a moment to remember my first fs massage parlor. I'm sure all of you senior members know who I'm talking about. New ever a hassle and always a pretty girl there.
I seen a massage place at 3450 w. Irving Park Rd. Has anyone been there yet.
Seen Connie and Wiwi over the past two weeks. Both give very good massages and tb showers. Wiwi's shower is a little better because of the hands only no pad soap down. She has a thing for cleaning EVERTHING very good.[/QUOTE]
Add a rubber, and this was Rockford a couple years back!
[QUOTE=Fork Please]This girl is gonna haunt me til the day i croak...take a look at this girl, eyes for days and i want some of what's she's dishing..look at the way she plays the camera...the digitizing is unfortunate
[url]http://youporn.com/watch/156769/maria-ozawa-sensual-massage/?from=related3&al=2&from_id=118161[/url][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Stephen6868]Whats wiwi's?[/QUOTE]
WiWi works at Rose. She changed her name because guys were calling her BeBe. Some of you may no her by her new name. I don't remeber her new name.
[QUOTE=Coolouforever]Hey sorry about your experience, however I went to Body and Soul around noon on Saturday (August 9th). The girl I had had black short hair about up to her neck, she was cute maybe late 20's to early 30's, Asian, with a slim body. If I go again I'll ask for her and get her name.[/QUOTE]
Thanks, if you want to you can pm me.
PP
[QUOTE=Mr Frost]How old are the girls usually in the Dallas amps?[/QUOTE]The AMPS in other cities are great: Houston, Dallas, San Fran./Bay Area, Atlanta, LA. I don't know why but the good ones are all down south, for a city the size of Chicago land area, we are very conservative when it comes to AMPS.
The girls are usually between 22 - 30, the ones that don't cut it or are close to retirement usually end up here in Chicago Apts or AMPS.
Just my take.
Was is the hood and was dying for a massage from a CMT and a made an appoitnment with Olga. She must be the owner, late 30's early 40's. 5'7 and about 130 lbs. Semi attractive. But I like younger fare. They told me that appointment must be made. They do not allow walk ins or so they say. I was greeted by a super hot early 20's polish girl who said olga would be ready in a few. Shown to a huge room that doubled as the TS room. Was left un covered while she worked on my back. Pressure was insanely hard. Made a ton of contact with Baby Jesus while working on the theighs. On the flip, only my mid section was covered leaving Jesus and his 2 apostles free in the wind. Again a ton of contact with the family.
She grabs my hand as to rub my arms and litterally places it in a semi cupped position around her breast. I didn't act on it, I really had no idea as to what was going on with this massage.
Left uncovered on the TS.
All in all a decent massage. No where near as good as my favorite CMT at lisunia's or the gals a meggis but I did feel great the rest of the night.
I did endure the most teasing I have ever been thru. She exceeded that of the CMTS of Lisunia's which I thought couldn't be done. THe only differnce here is that it really lacked any senusality.
So
Looks: 6-7
Massage: 6-7..not a CMT by any means
Atmosphere: 6 ..clean but it was like wallking into 1988
Teasing ..I should get an award for endruing that with no payoff..I find it hard to believe no one has reached paydirt here.
Extras: N/A
If anyone knows the name of the blonde that greeted my, let me know..would reapeat with her.
I also had a session with Erika at lisunias over the weekend too.
PM for those details.
[QUOTE=Fork Please]This girl is gonna haunt me til the day i croak...take a look at this girl, eyes for days and i want some of what's she's dishing..look at the way she plays the camera...the digitizing is unfortunate
[url]http://youporn.com/watch/156769/maria-ozawa-sensual-massage/?from=related3&al=2&from_id=118161[/url][/QUOTE]Here is a small collection of more 'how to' massage clips.
[url]http://fleshbot.com/5035993/stories-with-a-happy-ending-top-ten-massage-sex-videos[/url]
I dropped by the massage school on Irving to TOFTT. When I walked in there were 3 hot polish girls no waiting (very sweet too. Nothing like mammasan). I went with the stacked brunette Helga or Hinga something like that. Anyways. The massage sucked but the place has good atmosphere. I tried to push for extras but didn't get any. Probably since they haven't seen me there before and I tried the "sure I've been here before" but I don't think she believed me cuz I didn't know what the price was for the massage. Anyways, the massage was just light touching and teasing. Like at Lisuina's. That place has potential. While I was getting dressed after a frustrating tease w/o extras. I saw that under the towel shelf were 4inch stripper platform shoes and a box of plastic wrap. Over a good experience. I'm gonna go back and try again.
My rating is:
Looks (Face / Body): 10/10
Attitude: 9
Atmosphere: 7
Massage:5
Potential:10
[QUOTE=Mr Frost]How old are the girls usually in the Dallas amps?[/QUOTE]
The ones I dealt with in Dallas were in their early 20's. Really perky and friendly. They got straight to the point though. I remember the first one I visited did the LE check as she was laying next to me on the table (in her bikini) - caressing me. A little too late at that point, eh? It's just funny down there because from what I hear, there are a lot of spots like this in Texas. It's not the promise land, but mongers come to expect it as the norm. I don't see as many "TOFTT" references on that board. :-)
[QUOTE=Khai Yai]Here is a small collection of more 'how to' massage clips.
[/QUOTE] I figured when I clicked the link and my cookie manager said "SESSID_GANJA" it must be my kind of site.
Went for 1st time, fast reception on busy street.
Got "mai" in 30's nice looking, professional,
Back massage was good, moved to front, at end aked if wanting "more" said yes and she completed quick task no negotation.
Enty .6, tip.4
[QUOTE=Latex]...the ones that don't cut it or are close to retirement usually end up here in Chicago Apts or AMPS....[/QUOTE]
Anyone that travels certainly notices this same thing. I think they give out retirement brochures in other cities that go something like this:
Nobody want you anymore? Retire in Chicago!
Benefits
- Men pay big bucks for only handy.
- Saggy tits no problem; men sucky sucky anyway.
- Missing or black teeth no problem, men look other way.
- Too old or ugly; Chicago men never turn away, pay big bucks anyway.
- No money for fancy place, no problem, men cum dumpy salon.
Call 1-800-2old269 today
[QUOTE=Slim]Anyone that travels certainly notices this same thing. I think they give out retirement brochures in other cities that go something like this:
Nobody want you anymore? Retire in Chicago!
Benefits
- Men pay big bucks for only handy.
- Saggy tits no problem; men sucky sucky anyway.
- Missing or black teeth no problem, men look other way.
- Too old or ugly; Chicago men never turn away, pay big bucks anyway.
- No money for fancy place, no problem, men cum dumpy salon.
Call 1-800-2old269 today[/QUOTE]What is up with this? ! LOL where do you get those ideas from? Man chicago blows! I work and live in chicago (work in the loop/live on the southside). I'm moving to the south if what you say is true!
Does anyone know of any AMP's in the western burbs. If so, how would you classify them, such as worth going, waste of time, etc. Would like a place where a happy ending is possible.
[QUOTE=Scooter Pie7]I dropped by the massage school on Irving to TOFTT. I saw that under the towel shelf were 4inch stripper platform shoes and a box of plastic wrap. [/QUOTE]
A box of plastic wrap? Like Saran Wrap? yeesh. Note to self: Bring condoms.
[QUOTE=HappyGardener]A box of plastic wrap? Like Saran Wrap? yeesh. Note to self: Bring condoms.[/QUOTE]
I dunno, could be for those who like to dine @ the Y. I was with a provider once who wanted me to go down on her. I wasn't even thinkin' about goin' there as the odor was a little reminiscent of the fishery on Canal Street. I did my best to be diplomatic about it, but she kind of persisted and said "don't worry, I'll get some saran wrap." Gee, thanks.
This chick is a piece of work. She called me not too long ago and I ran over to see her as it had been awhile since our last visit. She answers the door and she's 5 months pregnant. Did she think I wasn't going to notice? Ah, man. The sh*t we go through for a little T&A.