Rants, Raves and Opinions AKA "The Octagon"

After helping me find a book on 'how to tie knots' you can spank me you dirty little librarian.

Kisses,

Molly

[QUOTE=MollyDaniels; 1786363]Just on the east coast right now.

But, the one who you should really be talking to is my partner in crime, delicious dawn. She has been telling me for months that she wants to go to Tennessee.

Who knows? Maybe I will stay in the midwest for the whole month of July.

Kisses,

Molly[/QUOTE]Alas, it appears that Delicious Dawn doesn't want to show her face. Although I am adept at taking glamour shots without showing face, as in this shot of Lea Madisson, as I approach forced retirement I find that I want to show face as well as everything else the lady has, as in the second photo of Sarah. I get no compaints from member of the board nor from the Ladies themselves for these kind of shots. Heck, sometimes I even show my less than impressive equipment, as Monica is deftly handling in the third shot. I sometimes get some kidding for these kind of shots! But when it comes to cameras, I really know the ropes. Alas Molly, won't you come to visit me in Memphis sometime? Glock

Ladies, first of all, regardless of personal differences, our hobby world is a business, and we should all give references to each other. And we should accept the references given by the gents, and check them. We should not hinder a gentleman's 'hobby time' by refusing references from one lady or another, nor be biased as to the ladies he has seen in the past, present, or future. I will truthfully reply to reference requests from any lady, period. So ladies, don't be afraid to contact me if you need a reference. But, keep in mind, that there are some ladies who simply don't respond to reference requests, or do not keep track of every client's phone number / contact info.

With that being said, here are some reminders of how to be professional when requesting or checking references.

[b]LADIES:[/b]

[b] (1) [/b] Have as much information as possible from the gent before contacting the other providers. Get the client's name, any screen name (s) the gent has on which boards, the phone number or email he used for contact, approximate time he saw the lady, and any memory refresher that will help her remember the gent.

[b] (2) [/b] DO NOT call and whine to the gentleman who used you as a reference, and try to steal the appointment away from the lady checking the references. If he wanted to see you, he would have called you first. All this does show the gentleman your true colors: he now sees you as a desperate, vindictive hag and will not ever book with you again.

[b] (3) [/b] Respond ASAP to the reference request. Even if you aren't around your records, tell the lady when you will be back / available to check for her. Do not be a vindictive hag, and wait at least 24 hours before responding, in hopes that your competition will lose the appointment. Sometimes our lives may depend on a speedy reply from you. As we all know, the bad, bad, man is back waiting for his next victim.

[b] (4) [/b] At the end of a session, politely thank the gentleman for visiting, and remind him that he can use you as a reference. This simply gesture of kindness and willingness to share him with other ladies goes a long way for your reputation, and increases the chances that the gent will repeat with you.

[b] (5) [/b] Find a way to organize your client list. Phones get lost and replaced, along with any numbers stored in them. I use an Excel Spreadsheet to store my numbers in, and you can sort it in numerical order for quicker searching of numbers.

[b]GENTS:[/b]

[b] (1) [/b] When providing references, please send all the information, not just the lady's name. This saves so much time for us ladies. I don't have to search for the information myself.

For example,

'Hi Molly. I have seen Delicious Dawn. 555-xxx-8888, at XXX place, about a month ago, and her email is dawnloveseatingmolly'spussy@wearesohot.com. I have also seen Silk last week, at my house, her phone number is 999-xxx-6969, and her email address is silkloveseatingmolly'spussy@wearesohot.com, and her website is silkissosexysmokinghot. Com. My handle on USASG is MollyDanielSlaveBoy2, and my name is Dick. Each of them told me I look just like brad pitt, and each one of them commented on how large my 'member' is. '

[b] (2) [/b] At the end of a session, politely thank the lady for her time, and respectfully ask if you can use her as a reference. Gents, you can say 'Hey Molly. Do you mind if I use you as a reference, in case the next time I try to visit you, you are busy? ' This lets the lady know that you may repeat, so she will more than likely remember your contact info.

[b] (3) [/b] Give us time! It's really hard to check and get responses from other ladies if you want to meet in 30 minutes! If you can only hobby 'on short notice', and you are interested in a lady, go ahead and contact her, and ask if you can get pre-screened. I know I speak for the majority of ladies here, and that I have no problem checking your references this week, even if you are not sure when you can make an appointment for the following week. That way when, all of a sudden, you find some 'hobby time', I will have already checked you out last week.

So, ladies and gents, the moral of this story is let's all be professional and responsible about references, screening, and verification. It's for the safety of everyone. If I'm forgetting anything, feel free to 'chime' in. I'd like to hear what everyone else has to say about the reference procedure, and what type (s) of information the ladies and gents need and / or use.

Trust me, Dawn has a very beautiful face, but prefers a more UTR presence due to having children. You, my dear sir, take very excellent photographs. You are quite the photographer! I will have to test those photography skills for myself, as I love having my picture taken. Everyone says I'm sexier and prettier in person, so I'm thinking I must be using good photographers! So maybe I will take a trip over to Memphis and we can play "Victoria's Secret Fashion Show", complete with runway and photographer.

Kisses,

Molly

[QUOTE=Glockman;1787993]Alas Molly, won't you come to visit me in Memphis sometime? Glock[/QUOTE]Just kidding of course. Don't want to violate the Mann Act. I know you would never cross a state line for immoral purposes. In fact my partner in crime BootyCall and I have been admiring the talent in Cincinnati for some time. We are trying to figure out if we can get a three-day pass from the nursing home so that we can take a Greyhound Bus up there. For the time being, we are just a couple of old fuckers. Soon we will just be old! LOL

[QUOTE=Glockman;1787993]Alas, it appears that Delicious Dawn doesn't want to show her face. Although I am adept at taking glamour shots without showing face, as in this shot of Lea Madisson, as I approach forced retirement I find that I want to show face as well as everything else the lady has, as in the second photo of Sarah. I get no compaints from member of the board nor from the Ladies themselves for these kind of shots. Heck, sometimes I even show my less than impressive equipment, as Monica is deftly handling in the third shot. I sometimes get some kidding for these kind of shots! But when it comes to cameras, I really know the ropes. Alas Molly, won't you come to visit me in Memphis sometime? Glock[/QUOTE]Hey GM, already tried to get Molly to come past Nashville a mere 3hrs, to Memphis, of course, you have better ways to convince her.

Well hey hey hey. Now let's start a petition to get Molly and Dawn on the road to Memphis. We love Nashville, so maybe we can duo-it down twice in two terrific Tennessee towns. If you fine southern gents of Tennessee think you can keep up rowdy little devils occupied, and boy, are we energetic, I bet we will cum down there.

Until then,

Kisses.

Molly

[QUOTE=Glockman;1788158]In fact my partner in crime BootyCall and I have been admiring the talent in Cincinnati for some time. We are trying to figure out if we can get a three-day pass from the nursing home so that we can take a Greyhound Bus up there. For the time being, we are just a couple of old fuckers. Soon we will just be old! LOL[/QUOTE]I have admired your work down in Memphis for some time now Glockman. We do have a lot of great talent here in Cincy. Memphis is on my list. You have some good talent down there from what I've seen. Every time I consider doing a pussy run I think Memphis, Orlando and Miami. There was a review on a girl down in Memphis that pegged my "need some of that" needle on 10. I was ready to jump on a flight down to Memphis as soon as I saw a second review for confirmation but it never came (was that a pun?).

I think this Octagon thing is catching on A2. More people from other cities are popping in all the time. You may have to take this thread national. Of course it could just be Molly. She seems to be the common thread. The good time ambassador to Cincinnati, if you will.

But, I'm still trying to bribe A2 into changing my status from advertiser to octagon ring girl.

Maybe after that rope session with dawn and I he will consider it.

Kisses,

Molly

[QUOTE=MollyDaniels;1788070]Find a way to organize your client list. Phones get lost and replaced, along with any numbers stored in them. I use an Excel Spreadsheet to store my numbers in, and you can sort it in numerical order for quicker searching of numbers.[/QUOTE][blue]A2 suggests this information be stored behind a password of no less than 10 characters comprised of 3 of the following four things, Upper Case, Lower Case, Special Characters, and Numbers. No words, no phone numbers, as an example M0lly1$@HotB@b3 Would take a normal computer 157 billion years to brute force yet is easy to remember. [/blue]

[QUOTE=Admin2; 1786523]Somehow hot young AA girls have come to be called Stallions. I laugh my ass off when I see some guy say "She fucked me like a wild stallion." Personally I think saying your getting fucked by somebody hung like a horse is an order of magnitude worse than your little whupsy.

On to something we can agree on. I have installed hooks in the ceiling of my room here in the Monger Mansion in preparation of Molly coming to see me. I wonder if they would let her travel like that? I forget who suggested it but using those ropes as a love swing was nothing short of fucking genius!

MMMMM Molly suspended over my bed trussed up like a Christmas turkey. Santa was paying attention!

A2[/QUOTE]Agreed.

Rope love swings. Out of this fucking world.

I can't get those images out of my mind.

MOLLY MORE PLEASE.

[QUOTE=EvilerDuckmann;1788167]Hey GM, already tried to get Molly to come past Nashville a mere 3hrs, to Memphis, of course, you have better ways to convince her.[/QUOTE]Sealed bids to win the honor of driving the RV for this road trip can be sent to;

A2.

Monger Mansion.

Calle Uruguay.

Ciudad Autónoma de Buenos Aires.

Argentina C1015ABS

ESCORT 411 – TAKE THIS ADVICE BEFORE SEEING AN ESCORT.

As an escort there is only so much I can say to your face as my livelihood depends on putting up with your bullshit. Even those of you who regularly see me can annoy the fuck out of me. First off MONEY DOES NOT BUY MY LOVE it buys you time and that does NOT include free time. Honestly what make you think, you little fucking leprechaun with a penis not much bigger than the eraser of a no. 2 pencil, that I would consider the retarded idea of you leaving your poor wife of 40 years so I can spend the rest of my life enduring your rabbit fucking not to mention feeling like an amazon standing next to your tiny 4'11 frame? I mean come the fuck on – knock it off already with the googly eyes and the sighs followed by 'you are all I think about, I love you' followed by the awkward silence that staggers EVERY fucking time you do this. Thanks for paying my rent but you need to know that I never think about you, not ever, not even while your eager eraser is rapidly but barely penetrating my vagina. I swear to god if she had eyes they would be rolling every time you do this. Oh by the way I have never cum while you shake your face from left to right in my pussy – not once.

Ok for the other weirdo with the world's ugliest cock that resembles a groundhog. Yes it's big but gross. It is squishy and fucking cold? Why is your groundhog so fucking cold? Cold to the touch and so ugly? You should never show that thing to anyone but your hand and maybe that's why you see me and I swear you are the first client that made me realize my karma is in full effect. The way you stare at your self in the mirror while thrusting your entire lower half of your body up and down while I ride you is fucking weird douche bag – watch some porn for Christ's sake. You are only supposed to move your pelvis you freak. I'the think you'the get that hint every time you buck me off. I hate you but you pay me for several hours at a time (and even that is almost not enough to keep seeing you). Um no I am not going to ride you for 3 straight hours you fucking nut, no one will especially with that ugly cock. You are the worst I have to say and I hate you more than anyone congrats. You have made me realize that my acting skills are better than I thought OR you are just plain stupid.

For those of you expecting me to suck your dick but don't manscape your shit: I should not have more gagging of the hairy balls episodes than my fucking cat. When you show up with an afro Bush in your ugly area, I have images of taking the hair off my hairbrush and sticking it in your mouth to see how you like it stupid fuck. Then you start with the 'you're going to use a condom? ' stupid question. Um Yeah. Do I want your dried piss, pre cum and whatever / whoever else in my mouth? Hell no. Besides it never ceases to amaze me when you are seeing an ESCORT, even wanting to go there uncovered on anything. That tells me you must be a dirty bastard.

To the Titty Twisting Assholes: you like my big tits right? You like to look at them, touch them even lick them right? There will be a day you may not even have those senses to see, touch or taste because I will have beat the shit out of you for practically twisting or sucking my nipples off. No escort likes this assholes, we see more men than just you and you ruin it for the rest of them.

Butthole breath – you know who you are and if you don't, now would be the time to ask someone about your breath. If you don't floss regularly you can bet your breath smells like your ass crack on a hot summers day so make flossing and Listerine a habit. If you decide to indulge in the garlic, curry or red fucking onions then simply excuse kissing from our session, it's the polite thing to do. When you notice I am turning my head to avoid your mouth don't keep trying to stick your nasty breath my way stupid ass. The same applies to you stupid fucks that have these wet gaping mouths that cover half of my face – I don't want your saliva on my face! Not even a little bit.

Now listen the fuck up time takers- if you pay me for a certain amount of time that is what you will get. I have been nice and allowed a little extra and you seem to think that a little extra gets longer and longer every time, until your greedy ass gets butt hurt when I kick you out whether you have finished or not. If you wanted more time, then pay for more time dumbass. I love to shoot the shit with you but when you are a pain in the ass guy with stalker like tendencies it's annoying and no I don't want to spend one more second hearing how you wish we could be together forever. Let me be clear, all I want is your money and hopefully an easy fuck session that ends quickly. I would never look for a relationship in my black book of clients, dumb fuck. Some of you are so fucking far out of reality I don't think it's possible to pull your head out from way up in your own ass. It's weird. I am an actress, giving you great sex and fantasies to take home to bust a nut to later – THAT IS IT. I don't blame some of your wives for not wanting to fuck you, I don't want to either but thank god I don't have to live with you, my props to them.

Ok now for you fat fucks that think you are the shit because you have been a hobbyist forever. Do me and whoever else you subject your hanging fat folds to – when you shower lift the folds and scrub. After you do this take a stick of deodorant to these areas – like the area under you long fat gut that cannot breath. Because even if you shower you know your fat ass is sweating while getting dressed let alone while driving over to see me. When you are lying on your back and I lift that gut to find your hiding genitals it fucking makes me hurl in my mouth. So put some deodorant inside those folds – it will help.

My favorites are those who show up on time, don't talk much and when finished get up and leave but always leave a little extra. They know I will always take care of them because they get it and they don't ask my real name or if I have a FB or try to find out where I live because they know the deal and you guys are the ones that make it bearable.

The rest of you who cannot seem to find a woman or keep one please know that going to an escort is not the same as match dot fucking com. Just because some of us are nice, not mechanical and beautiful does not mean we want anything more to do with you than what you are already getting assholes.

Yours Truly

Another Escort

[QUOTE=MollyDaniels; 1787988]After helping me find a book on 'how to tie knots' you can spank me you dirty little librarian.

Kisses,

Molly[/QUOTE]Can I spank and eat you since I helped you I got an itch and I'm sure you can ease it plus I think your hooootttttt mwah

[QUOTE=MollyDaniels; 1788180]Well hey hey hey. Now let's start a petition to get Molly and Dawn on the road to Memphis. We love Nashville, so maybe we can duo-it down twice in two terrific Tennessee towns. If you fine southern gents of Tennessee think you can keep up rowdy little devils occupied, and boy, are we energetic, I bet we will cum down there.

Until then,

Kisses.

Molly[/QUOTE]Some time ago I swore off of threesomes, but I have been backsliding lately. You two may make me an offer I can't refuse. I can do girl on girl with no faces showing or with only one face showing, if properly motivated. Looking at your photos, I think you can properly motivate me! We would love to steal you two from our sister city to the east. All they can show you is Opryland. We can offer Graceland, which can show what you do when taste and money are no object. LOL