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[QUOTE=Redhotmailer;5668402]Oh gawd yes, the number of times I have rented a room (and a nice room at that) this past year, only to have spent most of the time watching TV (and getting texts from providers who say they are "almost there" and never show) is f-ing ridiculous.

What does a nice, generous, guy got to do?

It's to the point where I am seriously considering dropping it all and sticking to FS at massage parlors. At least then I know I will actually see someone when I am actually available.[/QUOTE](I apologize if this does not belong here in the escort forum please take it down if I am breaking any rules) but I had a question, do you know any FS massage parlors and which do you prefer?

[QUOTE=Jedi69;5667791]This is probably why I have a bit more success mongering in WA. I am usually in GEG for a week on business, and I always stay at the nicest hotels downtown. During my last night, I switch to a hotel next to the airport. I am also a Platinum member at National so I always rent a nice SUV. I am completely mobile with a nice room for the boom boom. I often pick up the chicks who have no incalls and take them to my place, then drive them back. So I am not susceptible to flakiness and no-shows. I also don't have to car date since none of my rentals have window tint LOL. I often read reviews of girls in WA who are non-GFE and all-safety dates only, and I am barebacking them ha ha ha. OMG the stories I have of the chicks I have enjoyed in Spokane. One girl was named Kaitlynn, and she worked as a metal fabricator. She was practically my week long GF when I am there. Non stop creampies with that hot brunette!


I had business one time up in Bonners Ferry and hooked up with a sugar baby from Sandpoint. Hot asf freckled 19 yo redhead who worked as a waitress there. Picked her up at the end of her shift and took her to my room at the Best Western Casino and barebacked her for several hours, then drove her back to SP.

If you rely on crappy incalls and CD, you won't have a good time in Spokane. But trust me, plenty of hidden gems in Eastern WA![/QUOTE]What site do you use? STG is gross out here. Secret Benefits I've had little luck getting responses there. Seems they just eat up your credits and Gil's never even respond. I'm sick of spending 90 bucks for no txting, nada. I'd expect more action out here due to the college, but man it's slow. Better raise my game. And BB? Never heard of it out here. LOL. Although I like to skip the burn and don't want my balls cut on. LOL. A preggo SB would take some explaining. Also a financial weapon of mass destruction. Hey, rubbers fail too.

Sounds like a fun time your biz trips.

Happy pooning brothers!!

[QUOTE=Jedi69;5667791]This is probably why I have a bit more success mongering in WA. I am usually in GEG for a week on business, and I always stay at the nicest hotels downtown. During my last night, I switch to a hotel next to the airport. I am also a Platinum member at National so I always rent a nice SUV. I am completely mobile with a nice room for the boom boom. I often pick up the chicks who have no incalls and take them to my place, then drive them back. So I am not susceptible to flakiness and no-shows. I also don't have to car date since none of my rentals have window tint LOL. I often read reviews of girls in WA who are non-GFE and all-safety dates only, and I am barebacking them ha ha ha. OMG the stories I have of the chicks I have enjoyed in Spokane. One girl was named Kaitlynn, and she worked as a metal fabricator. She was practically my week long GF when I am there. Non stop creampies with that hot brunette!


I had business one time up in Bonners Ferry and hooked up with a sugar baby from Sandpoint. Hot asf freckled 19 yo redhead who worked as a waitress there. Picked her up at the end of her shift and took her to my room at the Best Western Casino and barebacked her for several hours, then drove her back to SP.

If you rely on crappy incalls and CD, you won't have a good time in Spokane. But trust me, plenty of hidden gems in Eastern WA![/QUOTE]Fuck! Redheads are my kryptonite. White ass, pink pussies!! If she had a red Bush. Holy fuck I'm helpless. LOL.

[QUOTE=PriceIsRight39;5669408]What site do you use? STG is gross out here. Secret Benefits I've had little luck getting responses there. Seems they just eat up your credits and Gil's never even respond. I'm sick of spending 90 bucks for no txting, nada. I'd expect more action out here due to the college, but man it's slow. Better raise my game. And BB? Never heard of it out here. LOL. Although I like to skip the burn and don't want my balls cut on. LOL. A preggo SB would take some explaining. Also a financial weapon of mass destruction. Hey, rubbers fail too.

Sounds like a fun time your biz trips.

Happy pooning brothers!![/QUOTE]I use several sites. STG has been very good to me in my WA travels, including Spokane. Been a member of TNA for many years with lots of references. High level member of Humaniplex but that is mostly for SoCal and LasVegas. Been using SA actively since 2017 with success, but involves a lot more prep work.

Like I said, you have to check off as many of my boxes to expect the same level of success, namely: Single. Vasectomy. Negative 10-Panel STD test results 2-3 times per year. Stays at an upscale chain hotel for 5 days. Rental SUV vehicle for 5 days. Owns and operates a successful business and does not work 9-5.

Based on your post I can already tell you have so many things going against you, the biggest being married and NOT neutered. So it would be totally unrealistic for you to expect the same ease and freedom of movement as I have. The more of my boxes you check, the better it is for you. And I am not even discussing physical or intelligence characteristics at this point, and being extremely physically fit with an "A" game does not hurt!

[QUOTE=PriceIsRight39;5669420]Fuck! Redheads are my kryptonite. White ass, pink pussies!! If she had a red Bush. Holy fuck I'm helpless. LOL.[/QUOTE]Yes, ginger pussy. She is so cute. Here is one of her pics lifted from her social media accounts. Beautiful strawberry blonde hair and pubes. Albino pale skin with no tats. Super sweet and tasty kitty! Only weighs 102 lbs soaking wet.

[QUOTE=Jedi69;5667791] One girl was named Kaitlynn, and she worked as a metal fabricator. She was practically my week long GF when I am there. Non stop creampies with that hot brunette!
[/QUOTE]That wasn't the Kaitlynn that used to work at one of the parlors here about 4 or 5 years ago was it? Used to do duos with Bambi? God I miss those days!

I'm glad someone is having good luck here but I just plan weekends away in PDX, that's my favorite place to find poon. They're not as greedy as in Seattle and lot's of girl next door types.

I find the hooker sites to be lame in Spokane but the SB sites to be awesome!

[QUOTE=Money420;5669780]That wasn't the Kaitlynn that used to work at one of the parlors here about 4 or 5 years ago was it? Used to do duos with Bambi? God I miss those days!

I'm glad someone is having good luck here but I just plan weekends away in PDX, that's my favorite place to find poon. They're not as greedy as in Seattle and lot's of girl next door types.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jedi69;5669450]I use several sites. STG has been very good to me in my WA travels, including Spokane. Been a member of TNA for many years with lots of references. High level member of Humaniplex but that is mostly for SoCal and LasVegas. Been using SA actively since 2017 with success, but involves a lot more prep work.

Like I said, you have to check off as many of my boxes to expect the same level of success, namely: Single. Vasectomy. Negative 10-Panel STD test results 2-3 times per year. Stays at an upscale chain hotel for 5 days. Rental SUV vehicle for 5 days. Owns and operates a successful business and does not work 9-5.

Based on your post I can already tell you have so many things going against you, the biggest being married and NOT neutered. So it would be totally unrealistic for you to expect the same ease and freedom of movement as I have. The more of my boxes you check, the better it is for you. And I am not even discussing physical or intelligence characteristics at this point, and being extremely physically fit with an "A" game does not hurt!

Yes, ginger pussy. She is so cute. Here is one of her pics lifted from her social media accounts. Beautiful strawberry blonde hair and pubes. Albino pale skin with no tats. Super sweet and tasty kitty! Only weighs 102 lbs soaking wet.[/QUOTE]Nice! Yea, I'm fit. Six pack and all! I have bb before but I don't go out of my way. I've hooked up on sugar sites. No hotel, no suv. LOL. I don't work 9-5. I'm retired. Marriage (never said I was). I've fucked many married women though (swingers parties). I'm not cutting up what the lord gave me. LOL.

I get your drift though. Been on TNA since 2013 just hitting a dry spell in geg at the moment. Just been here a year.

I appreciate the advice though.

The redhead is hott!!

[QUOTE=PoonHound1969;5669917]I find the hooker sites to be lame in Spokane but the SB sites to be awesome![/QUOTE]PDX can still rock it. Not as good as five years ago IMO, but beats geg. I'm there too every couple of months.

Was horny as fuck the other day and decided to get the boys drained so I too another crack at Chanel. Easy to set up and so far no flaky stuff. I was 50/50 on repeating because her place is a train wreck. DISASTER!! Like I felt like, " shit I need help why am I here? " kind of bad! She fucks good from behind though so I sucked it up. She preceded to get face down azz up on the bed and I slowly forgot the setting and played with her pretty pink, fresh and clean pussy! Once Jr was ready I slipped into (covered) her hot tight vag! She has a nice ass I'll admit, so proceeded to pound her till I busted a massive seven day build up in the cover. She felt great! She's submissive.

Oh! She's not quite as thin as her pics. Just a bit rough around the edges. Again, good fuck in doggy.

So there you have it. She said she was moving so if she sticks around and you can get over her messy place (it's rough) she's ok in a pinch. Don't take your socks off! LOL.

I will likely go again. Not often though. Just when the build up is unbearable.

Have fun!

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[QUOTE=JusaYoungGamer;5668789](I apologize if this does not belong here in the escort forum please take it down if I am breaking any rules) but I had a question, do you know any FS massage parlors and which do you prefer?[/QUOTE]Post in the massage parlor forums.

[QUOTE=PriceIsRight39;5670156] Marriage (never said I was). I'm not cutting up what the lord gave me. LOL.

The redhead is hott!![/QUOTE]Sorry my bad. When you said knocking up a hoe will take some splainin to do, I assumed you were referring to a ball and chain at home LOL.

I been cutting up what the baby Jesus has given me. Between my circumcision and my vasectomy, I am surprised I still have something left dangling between my legs.

Yeah redheads are very addicting because they are so rare!

[QUOTE=Money420;5669780]That wasn't the Kaitlynn that used to work at one of the parlors here about 4 or 5 years ago was it? Used to do duos with Bambi? God I miss those days![/QUOTE]I just checked my folder on her and I don't believe we are talking about the same girl. Mine is actually spelled "Katelyn", and it wasn't 5 years ago. She was my go-to creampie regular in all of 2019, then last time I hooked up was right before the apocalypse in Feb 2020. Then the nation shut down and I stopped traveling and confined my business back home. When I returned to GEG in late 2020, she was no longer responding to my texts and stopped posting ads.

I do know where she lives as I used to pick K up at her home right behind the Planet Fitness in NorthWest Blvd, then she would spend the entire night with me at my hotel, usually at the huge Quality Inn right by the freeway. They have a full service bar and restaurant so K and I just ordered room service food and alcohol during our well needed breaks. Here is a cropped screenshot of her spine tingling kneeling BBBJ, right before the bareback boom boom and creampie finish all night long. I would take her back in the morning as she had to go to work and I had to attend to my business.

[QUOTE=Money420;5659944]Don't you know? We're paying by the pound here in GEG! Check this one out:

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5 for a fattie? No thanks. Don't care how good her reviews are.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Mtnboy49;5656634]A bit above my weight class. No thanks.[/QUOTE]You two may have the wrong provider in mind. The one I asked about is below, and she hasn't posted her rates. I don't find her to be that big, so long as the service is great and not at supermodel rates. As a bonus, she seems rather articulate and professional in her ad.

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Sent her a text asking about her availability and rates from a burner with non-local generated number, didn't get a reply.

Speaking of redheads, how about Desire? Her posts go back for a little while but I haven't seen anyone talk about her anywhere. Seems cute.

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Alexia posted an incall. I have not seen her, but her reviews are overwhelmingly positive both here and on the other site. Bad timing for me, maybe this helps someone out. She rarely offers incall.

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[QUOTE=Money420;5627451]I've heard decent things about her but the last time I inquired about a CD a couple of weeks ago she posted $320! I said thanks but no thanks! She acted surprised I would balk at that bargain price. Damn, GPS has hit Spokane now![/QUOTE]Wow 320 CD.