Massage Parlor Reports

]I think the idea of any P (parlor) run by any ethnicity is antiquated and becomes an easy target for LE, at least in this town. Go with an independent and read reviews here and other places so you know exactly what you are getting. Most independent massage providers will at least give you a hand job (only had one DIY encounter and that was years ago). Lots of independent massage providers will let you play with and lick their titties, and lots will also let you touch their pussy. Some will let you DATY and blow you. Some will let you fuck them. Talk about upgrades ahead of time to get an idea of what they will offer, but generally 150 and below (hourly) is hand job only. 200 opens the door to more, and keep in mind the menus tend to expand for repeat customers. Why anyone would ever go to an AMP is beyond me, too susceptible to getting busted and too much of a game to get a lousy hand job from an unattractive lady. This is not LA or NY where you can hole out and fill a girl full of cum in Korea town for 200.

Since there is discussion about the lack of options, sharing one I've also reviewed as an escort but thought I'd add her in this section. She can host, does sensual massages, and can suck a golf ball through a garden hose, and if she's into you, YMMV.

Sensual massage including hand job, big tit play, 150.

[URL]https://sumosear.ch/images/phone/651-808-7677[/URL]

[QUOTE=ILuvAsianBabes;5186591]Anyone have any good latina massage leads they can recommend for above L1 services? This is what it's come to. So sick and tired paying $70 for shit service (next to nothing) in Minnesota from some old flat chested and flat assed Chinese hag!! I'm fed up with it. No more. Would greatly appreciate actually paying for good service once in a while at a massage parlor! Why is it that in most other states I get amazing service? Hell even in Montana they know how to do AMPs properly and the service is usually more than satisfactory. Oh, what a concept!![/QUOTE]Thalia is good, nice tits and very sexy. Located in south Mpls. Good massage, solid hand job, tit play. 140 for half.

[URL]https://minneapolis.rubratings.com/148911[/URL]

[QUOTE=PenilePerson15;5201467]]I think the idea of any P (parlor) run by any ethnicity is antiquated and becomes an easy target for LE, at least in this town. Go with an independent and read reviews here and other places so you know exactly what you are getting. Most independent massage providers will at least give you a hand job (only had one DIY encounter and that was years ago). Lots of independent massage providers will let you play with and lick their titties, and lots will also let you touch their pussy. Some will let you DATY and blow you. Some will let you fuck them. Talk about upgrades ahead of time to get an idea of what they will offer, but generally 150 and below (hourly) is hand job only. 200 opens the door to more, and keep in mind the menus tend to expand for repeat customers. Why anyone would ever go to an AMP is beyond me, too susceptible to getting busted and too much of a game to get a lousy hand job from an unattractive lady. This is not LA or NY where you can hole out and fill a girl full of cum in Korea town for 200.[/QUOTE]You nailed it brother! Well stated! I just wish I had a time machine to go back to the 70's and 80's to when AMPs acted like AMPs should act in the Twin Cities. And for many other reasons for that matter. Independents seem to be the wisest choice these days.

Hey gentleman, I'm in Florida for the week following an amazing super bowl win. Watched my man, TB12 win his 7th ring! It's warm and sunny, and the ladies are gorgeous. Now for the juicy: I've met one gorgeous Cuban woman at the bar. Tall, long strong legs, great ass, beautiful big brown eyes, and brown skin. We talked, had a few drinks, and she offered to go to my room for $500 for the night. I talked her down to $400 and she happily obliged. Charm goes along ways. We went to my room, she got undressed, laid down on my bed, and told me to come over to her. I literally jumped on her LOL. She said, "relax, let me teach you how Latinas love" OMG, she made a man out of me. Slow, gentle, and caressing love making. The best sex I've ever had with a woman.

I'm headed to the keys for the last couple nights and she gave me a reference to her Cuban girlfriend. She said, I'll be happy, snd she will put a good word for me. I can't wait to try what I learned with her.

I didn't try any AMPs here because of their rep with le. And quite frankly, I'm done with AMPs.

For my cold friends in Sota, there's an AMP off of 69X between Oakdale and Woodbury where you can get a great he from younger better looking provider.

Stay safe friends.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5203076]Hey gentleman, I'm in Florida for the week following an amazing super bowl win. Watched my man, TB12 win his 7th ring! It's warm and sunny, and the ladies are gorgeous. Now for the juicy: I've met one gorgeous Cuban woman at the bar. Tall, long strong legs, great ass, beautiful big brown eyes, and brown skin. We talked, had a few drinks, and she offered to go to my room for $500 for the night. I talked her down to $400 and she happily obliged. Charm goes along ways. We went to my room, she got undressed, laid down on my bed, and told me to come over to her. I literally jumped on her LOL. She said, "relax, let me teach you how Latinas love" OMG, she made a man out of me. Slow, gentle, and caressing love making. The best sex I've ever had with a woman.

I'm headed to the keys for the last couple nights and she gave me a reference to her Cuban girlfriend. She said, I'll be happy, snd she will put a good word for me. I can't wait to try what I learned with her.

I didn't try any AMPs here because of their rep with le. And quite frankly, I'm done with AMPs.

For my cold friends in Sota, there's an AMP off of 69X between Oakdale and Woodbury where you can get a great he from younger better looking provider.

Stay safe friends.[/QUOTE]I, for one, am not done with AMPs, even in MN. Not by a long shot. Hopefully the best is yet to cum LOL. If only I could get better service at a few favs. Would have still been going regularly. But who wants to keep throwing money away on DIYS and HEs with old Chinese leftover women all the time? It's kind of like investing in Bernie Madoff.

Hey mongers.

Ready to try a private provider, tired of HJ from middle age Chinese women.

Would love a referral. I like petite and skinny. Race not as important but asian and black to front of line.

Would love southern metro if possible. Any help, much apprecaited!

[QUOTE=DDragon69;5206996]Hey mongers.

Ready to try a private provider, tired of HJ from middle age Chinese women.

Would love a referral. I like petite and skinny. Race not as important but asian and black to front of line.

Would love southern metro if possible. Any help, much apprecaited![/QUOTE]Eden Prairie used to have some good ones. Now not so much. Best time massage? Anyone been there? I heard good things. Edina used to have a good one too. But I believe they closed shop not long ago. It's a shame since Edina is such a great location. I always enjoy my trips to good old southdale mall. Would be nice if there was a good AMP around there.

[QUOTE=ILuvAsianBabes;5207043]Eden Prairie used to have some good ones. Now not so much. Best time massage? Anyone been there? I heard good things. Edina used to have a good one too. But I believe they closed shop not long ago. It's a shame since Edina is such a great location. I always enjoy my trips to good old southdale mall. Would be nice if there was a good AMP around there.[/QUOTE]Yeah, think we can all agree AMPs are all but dead! I'm looking for a private provider referral. I just want someone safe for my first time so would love a referral from older member, perhaps someone they see on the reg.

It has been about a year since I have been out and had an opening in the schedule and tried a place enjoyed in the past. Its a well known massage parlor on Wayzata Blvd, St Louis Park. I got a 1 hour futon massage. The quality was actually very good, and legitimate. Didn't have extras I have had from this location in the past. Maybe more options could be available with more visits, but not sure.

[QUOTE=vio109;5207392]It has been about a year since I have been out and had an opening in the schedule and tried a place enjoyed in the past. Its a well known massage parlor on Wayzata Blvd, St Louis Park. I got a 1 hour futon massage. The quality was actually very good, and legitimate. Didn't have extras I have had from this location in the past. Maybe more options could be available with more visits, but not sure.[/QUOTE]They seem to be strictly legit now. Years ago that was the place where I got my first happy ending in MN.

On Amazing Massage off of wayzata blvd. In the past under different names had good experiences and with a table shower there was always fun to be had.

Same one as Vio mentioned below??

[QUOTE=CamperBob;5207631]They seem to be strictly legit now. Years ago that was the place where I got my first happy ending in MN.[/QUOTE]You mean like 80% of minnesota AMPs? Yeah go figure.

I realize there are much more experienced mongers on this board than me. I need advice brothers! Been seeing an ATF for a while now in Blaine area. Something about her I just can't explain. Never felt in love with her but always had strong feelings. Of all the women out there I've encountered, she just so happens to be the only chick I've ever had strong feelings about in my 48 years on this planet.

Problem is, she comes across as nice but can be a total b+tch! Sometimes I think she might even be a closet man hating lesbian for all I know. And yet, I just can't seem to let her go. I've tried SO hard. English isn't great so communication is minimal. Asked for her # once. Denied. I tried to let it all go. I just can't and I don't know why. I know she probably even hates me for all I know. Refuses to go above L1 services. I'm at a complete fucking loss! How do I let this go?

Any fellow mongers care to give a brother some advice? Mass erection? DD dragon? CamperBob? Anyone?

[QUOTE=ILuvAsianBabes;5208650]You mean like 80% of minnesota AMPs? Yeah go figure.

I realize there are much more experienced mongers on this board than me. I need advice brothers! Been seeing an ATF for a while now in Blaine area. Something about her I just can't explain. Never felt in love with her but always had strong feelings. Of all the women out there I've encountered, she just so happens to be the only chick I've ever had strong feelings about in my 48 years on this planet.

Problem is, she comes across as nice but can be a total b+tch! Sometimes I think she might even be a closet man hating lesbian for all I know. And yet, I just can't seem to let her go. I've tried SO hard. English isn't great so communication is minimal. Asked for her # once. Denied. I tried to let it all go. I just can't and I don't know why. I know she probably even hates me for all I know. Refuses to go above L1 services. I'm at a complete fucking loss! How do I let this go?

Any fellow mongers care to give a brother some advice? Mass erection? DD dragon? CamperBob? Anyone?[/QUOTE]Yeah. Here's some advice. Get a grip. She's a ***.

[QUOTE=ILuvAsianBabes;5208650]You mean like 80% of minnesota AMPs? Yeah go figure.

I realize there are much more experienced mongers on this board than me. I need advice brothers! Been seeing an ATF for a while now in Blaine area. Something about her I just can't explain. Never felt in love with her but always had strong feelings. Of all the women out there I've encountered, she just so happens to be the only chick I've ever had strong feelings about in my 48 years on this planet.

Problem is, she comes across as nice but can be a total b+tch! Sometimes I think she might even be a closet man hating lesbian for all I know. And yet, I just can't seem to let her go. I've tried SO hard. English isn't great so communication is minimal. Asked for her # once. Denied. I tried to let it all go. I just can't and I don't know why. I know she probably even hates me for all I know. Refuses to go above L1 services. I'm at a complete fucking loss! How do I let this go?

Any fellow mongers care to give a brother some advice? Mass erection? DD dragon? CamperBob? Anyone?[/QUOTE]My only advice: Grab them by the *.

LOL. In all honesty, ask her on a date. Like my daddy said, go ahead and tell her what's on your mind.