Massage Parlor Reports

About 6 to 8 months ago I visited best Asian massage and I was given an older (like mid 40's) thicker woman there who gave me a pretty good experience. Does anybody know if she went to another AMP?

It is a one woman business basically there are no extras but you will get your standard happy completion.

My biggest complaint is whenever the phone rings or the doorbell buzzes you sit there and wait as she walks away and then five minutes later you have to rebuild the relaxing mood again.

This can happen three or four times over a one hour session and it really gets irritating.

I have noticed this with a lot of spas. They simply cannot resist answering the damn phone or seeing who's at the door. It's a real buzz kill enough to make me say I'm done with this hobby. They've got to understand that when you have a customer let it go to voicemail or turn the sign off on the outside maybe have another sign that says come back in 30 minutes or something. I don't know.

First time in this hobby, headed over to orchid to see the middle age women, I asked about TS, and got set up in a room and then when time passed, nothing happened, I asked about other services and they didn't mention anything? Maybe I missed something? Cna someone let me know.

Just went to orchid, my first time, I've been building up the courage, went there and met the front lady went in and nothing really happened? Is orchid is offering or am I doing something wrong? Please let me know thank you!

[QUOTE=Daminalanglet1;6094240]Just went to orchid, my first time, I've been building up the courage, went there and met the front lady went in and nothing really happened? Is orchid is offering or am I doing something wrong? Please let me know thank you![/QUOTE]But we're they good looking at least? Can you describe the masseuse?

[QUOTE=EnisPenis;6092885]I have noticed this with a lot of spas. They simply cannot resist answering the damn phone or seeing who's at the door. It's a real buzz kill enough to make me say I'm done with this hobby. They've got to understand that when you have a customer let it go to voicemail or turn the sign off on the outside maybe have another sign that says come back in 30 minutes or something. I don't know.[/QUOTE]The problem is they get a lot of calls saying "Yeah, I'll be there at such and such time. " And then they never show up. If they see a sign on the door to come back in 30 minutes, chances are they will NOT be back. That's why they try to nab any business they can. But yeah, a one person shop is going to cause these kinds of problems on a higher level.

[QUOTE=Daminalanglet1;6094240]Just went to orchid, my first time, I've been building up the courage, went there and met the front lady went in and nothing really happened? Is orchid is offering or am I doing something wrong? Please let me know thank you![/QUOTE]I visited a couple of weeks ago, while in the area on business, busy parking lot. Started not to go in but what the hell. Went in got FS, girl not in to it. Wish I would have not gone in. Just my experience. May have gotten wrong attendant. Good luck.

Stopped by Lucky Q last week and as usual, I left satisfied. Asked for 30 minutes and was brought to my room by an attractive woman of middle age (30's? 40's? She was slim, good English, a pretty face, B cups that were a perfect handful with perfectly suckable nips.

Straight to business, I layed face up, requested a light massage and provided incentive to remove her dress and bra. She worked for it, told me how much she wanted it and I eventually let her have it once she pushed a finger in.

Total damages $. 40 and no complaints.

[QUOTE=MrAladinSir;6105721]She worked for it, told me how much she wanted it and I eventually let her have it once she pushed a finger in.

Total damages $. 40 and no complaints.[/QUOTE]Any FS possibilities there?

[QUOTE=JackPacino;6106127]Any FS possibilities there?[/QUOTE]I expect it would have been expensive but definitely on the table.

I found myself on 13th recently and decided to branch out from my go-to at Lucky Q.

Ming Tree. This was my first visit to Ming Tree and likely my last. The location has great discrete parking in the rear, though it does force you to walk up to the broadly open front entrance. I was greeted by an older thick woman (Heidi?) who seemed to be the only one there. 35 for the half, and she brought me back to the room, instructed me to disrobe and left me to do so. On her return, she happened to catch me in a state of undress before I had managed to get on the table and almost walked right back out of the room. I assured her it was ok and layed down. The good. This was one of the best deep tissue massage's I've had in a long time. That was the only good thing. When she entered the room, she opened an exterior door, allowing the hot noon air to enter the room, along with anyone else who may have chosen to do so. When I protested that it was warm, she informed me that it was either an open door or I wear a mask. As my arms hung down from my sides, they grazed her legs several times, each time resulting in her dancing off to the side. When the heat got unbearable, I asked about the presence of a shower in the spa. She informed me that "this wasn't that kind of place."

Massage Masters. This was also my first visit to Massage Masters and I'll absolutely be back. With discrete parking upfront, Jennifer (I think) met me at the door, informed me it was 50 for the half hour, and asked if I wanted the shower before or after. She was thin, 30's?, very attractive in short shorts and a t shirt. After 10 minutes of an oily excuse for a massage she had me flip, giggled at Jr and began paying him detailed attention with no negotiation. Soon she was as naked as I was and we had an amazing time. After a mutually explosive ending she took me back to the (filthy) shower and cleaned the gallon of oil off of me. At no time was tip mentioned or discussed, she simply trusted me to tip her. It was one of the best experiences I've ever had in an AMP. 10/10. Highly recommend.

[QUOTE=MrAladinSir;6105721]Stopped by Lucky Q last week and as usual, I left satisfied. Asked for 30 minutes and was brought to my room by an attractive woman of middle age (30's? 40's? She was slim, good English, a pretty face, B cups that were a perfect handful with perfectly suckable nips.

Straight to business, I layed face up, requested a light massage and provided incentive to remove her dress and bra. She worked for it, told me how much she wanted it and I eventually let her have it once she pushed a finger in.

Total damages $. 40 and no complaints.[/QUOTE]Did you even get an actual massage? I've never started face up at an AMP.

Please PM me. I am interested in one girl and would like for someone to read the review for me.

[QUOTE=TopDog12;6112181]Did you even get an actual massage? I've never started face up at an AMP.[/QUOTE]At Lucky Q I never get a massage and start face up every time.

Hey friends,

I'm visiting from the Tampa area for the weekend and looking to check out the local talent. I was thinking of going to Lucky Q since that seems like the go to spot but MrAladin's review of Massage Masters is making me rethink that I should try to find Jennifer. I'm looking for at least a CBJ but hopefully more. Anyone able to recommend one of them? Looking for something in the $.5 range. Hoping for a provider on the thinner side if possible.