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'I'm sure that you have seen pharmaceutical advertising in doctor's offices on everything from tissues to exam table cover paper. Well, in my book, this one should get the prize.
One of our doctor buddies e-mailed back:
"If the light stays on for more than 4 hours, call your electrician."
A Comment From A Cat
Someone sent me an Angel.
I don't want her, so I'm sending her to you.
[QUOTE=A John]A Comment From A Cat[/QUOTE]
I think it should have read "I smell tuna".
Hallmark moment
[QUOTE=Misfit]Ladies & Gentleman, Boys & Girls.
Come see the sexy blonde & her amazing disappearing oranges.
[url]http://www.youporn.com/watch/244800/sexy-blonde-shoves-an-orange-in-her-ass/[/url]
Misfit[/QUOTE]Makes me wanna go buy a pack of OranGina!
Hehe
Former Lehman Brothers employees arrive at NY unemployment offices
[QUOTE=A John]First, A Couple Of Runners-up For Mom Of The Year.
And The Clear Winner For Mom Of The Year Is #1 !![/QUOTE]This year's winner will be taking home the Wife of the Year award also!
[QUOTE=Misfit]Ladies & Gentleman, Boys & Girls.
Come see the sexy blonde & her amazing disappearing oranges.
[url]http://www.youporn.com/watch/244800/sexy-blonde-shoves-an-orange-in-her-ass/[/url]
Misfit[/QUOTE]Is that considered DP?
Q: You are driving along a narrow two lane road with a NO PASSING sign posted, and you come upon a bicycle rider. Do you:
(a) Follow this slow moving bicycle rider for the next 2 miles, or
(b) Do you break the law and pass?
Which is the correct choice?
A: Why take unnecessary risks and get a ticket?
I might decide to pass just to verify her headlights are in proper working order!
This is such a treat to see these rare Seahorses. We are lucky that the photographer just happened to have his camera at just the right time!
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.
He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa!"
"The cop asked, "What's he like?"
The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied,
"Crown Royal whiskey and women with big tits."
Saw this in my local massage parlor next to the "wear shorts provided" sign.
Winners of dancing with the stars.