Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=EnjoyO;5476303]I think what he's trying to say is that he's getting everything you can get at any other massage parlor.[/QUOTE]Yeah, that doesn't tell me anything. Generally, you can get everything from a so-so massage (and nothing else) to BBFSCIPMSOG, depending on the place and the therapist. And yes, there are places like that further north, but they're a rarity in the burg, which is why some detail in the reviews is helpful. Most places in the burg are reliably a rub & tug. Very few places have a full menu, which in my experience would include a standard handy, some Russian, maybe a BJ, and at most an overpriced FS of some flavor, so when a monger with a low review count gets on here and says a place does "everything", it first-doesn't give any useful details, and second-casts doubt on the validity of the reviewer. New place, different menu, I get it, but that's where a little detail helps. I was really curious about the NURU, because there's a certain expectation when they advert that, but luckily another reviewer provided some details.

This is for the noobies to the forum, because there seem to be a few: you don't have to be super cryptic about what you got and what price point you got it for. There is a rich lexicon of abbreviations and an easy way to talk about dough without talking about it. "I got a rub and BBBJ for a. 7 house, $. 2 tip" etc. There's a handy tab at the top of the site for a refresher.

Rant over. Good hunting.

[QUOTE=Yeyo22;5477616]First post, I had a dream I checked out OSHA over the weekend. I met with a 32 year old Chinese woman named Sophie who was wearing a very nice dress who is here from NY. I paid the house fee and was led to the back. Not sure if they have the TS so I didn't ask and I wasn't offered. Decent massage but after 5 minutes in I asked for NURU. She asked how much I paid last time and I told her. 8 with "Pinky" I just threw that name out because I've read about her somewhere. Her response was no no no nothing less then $. I said okk and put my head down. She sighed and said ok I give you Nuru. Definitely not what I've known Nuru to be. She left the panties on but was topless. She gave a decent massage and occasionally rubbed Her perky b cups on my back. After some teasing and soft mutual touching she told me to flip. I asked her to taste the kitty and she said no. But took her panties down and put her leg on the table for some FIV. I motioned for her to climb on the table and she smiled and said next time. She got into it or at least had a good fake which was a huge plus for me. I finished after the HE and Afterwards she continued conversation and massage because there was about 11 left on the clock. Very delightful experience, didn't break the bank. . 7 house fee and. 8 for Nuru "very nice" (Borat) Will definitely be back to see what else is on the menu with her. She is also looking for a boyfriend LOL. Treat her nicely and she will reciprocate. Then I woke up and realized that I need to go.[/QUOTE]You should take a shower before you leave. If they have TS I'll try it, although it's not Nuru.

[QUOTE=EnjoyO;5480270]You should take a shower before you leave. If they have TS I'll try it, although it's not Nuru.[/QUOTE]They don't have TS. They kerp saying they are getting one, but its been about 6 months now.

I experienced four hands today, $80 for half an hour, excellent massage, excellent table shower. When I came out to the lobby, two girls asked me for two tips. I only brought one girl's tip, and the other girl also wanted a tip, but my wallet was empty. Can anyone tell me I need to tip two girls?

[QUOTE=John72;5483740]I experienced four hands today, $80 for half an hour, excellent massage, excellent table shower. When I came out to the lobby, two girls asked me for two tips. I only brought one girl's tip, and the other girl also wanted a tip, but my wallet was empty. Can anyone tell me I need to tip two girls?[/QUOTE]You should tip both girls. If you don't have the money to tip both then you should not have agreed to 4 hands.

I was in town for 2 weeks working so I thought thought I would try out a few of the AMP over the time I was in town. The first one I went to was Osha. This place was super clean inside, prob the cleanest AMP I have ever been into. I was greeted by a tall, slender girl with longer hair. She pretty good looking and a skinny decent looking body. The massage was ok, I asked for a nuru and she asked if I wanted it on the front. I flipped over and she rubbed every part of of body on mine. That went on for a few min and I eventually asked for FS and she said "No". She ended up on me in 69 position and a had a little DATY and FIV while I was getting the standard finish. It was pretty amazing, prob one of the best times I have had at an AMP even without the FS. $70 for the hour and $160 tip.

Next place I went to was H&W, saw a pretty little lady, not sure her name. Massage was below average, she left towel on me the whole time. At this point I didn't know if anything at all was on the menu, I didn't know if even a stand are HJ was there. I had been flipped over for atleast 10 min and the towel was still on me. I finally put my hand on her ass and she moved closer to me, I put my hand on her chest for OTC touching and she lifted up her shirt and then the took the towel off. I asked her if anything else was on the menu and she said nothing. She put the towel back over me and started massaging my chest. I was like WTH, I might as well just get up and leave. Few more min went by and she said "OK, all done". I left her 0 tip, paid for $70 for an hour. I will not repeat!

Next place was Fairy- I will make this one short, girl was not very attractive but had a nice rack. They did come out but that was all and a standard HJ. $40 Hh and $40 tip.

Before I left town to go back to my hometown I went to Osha again- By far the best of any that I have visited in Fburg. I read reviews about a girl named Lisa. She just happened to be off that day and the girl I saw before was with another customer. I saw someone I had not heard about or seen. She was ok looking, decent body. I paid for the hour, massage was good, not very much teasing, on the flip she asked what I wanted. I didn't even say anything I just smiled. She took off her clothes and got a cover from somewhere and put it on and went to work. It was a very good time. I will def go back, but I want to see Lisa if she is available or the first girl I saw.

[QUOTE=WalkerC;5484139]You should tip both girls. If you don't have the money to tip both then you should not have agreed to 4 hands.[/QUOTE]If I have to tip two girls for a four-hand massage, that's too much for me, I don't have a lot of money to tip two girls.

[QUOTE=John72;5487625]If I have to tip two girls for a four-hand massage, that's too much for me, I don't have a lot of money to tip two girls.[/QUOTE]Well, then don't do it.

I personally think 4 hand is overrated and you don't usually get the same "extras".

I was at southpoint Well massage the other day and brought a small vibrator along to get some pointers on how best to use it with my wife. I did have a very good and informative session. However language is a slight problem.

Any way I either left it there or lost it getting back in my car if anyone finds it please pm me. It is small and pink and in a black glasses case. I did text them and they said they did not find it.

Does anyone have any recommendations for other places with table shower, an expanded menu, decent massage, and conversational English?

I like Southpoint but would like to be able to talk a little more.

[QUOTE=OldManRose;5492652]I was at southpoint Well massage the other day and brought a small vibrator along to get some pointers on how best to use it with my wife. I did have a very good and informative session. However language is a slight problem.

Any way I either left it there or lost it getting back in my car if anyone finds it please pm me. It is small and pink and in a black glasses case. I did text them and they said they did not find it.

Does anyone have any recommendations for other places with table shower, an expanded menu, decent massage, and conversational English?

I like Southpoint but would like to be able to talk a little more.[/QUOTE]Rt. 17 Spa or Pratt St.

[QUOTE=John72;5483740]I experienced four hands today, $80 for half an hour, excellent massage, excellent table shower. When I came out to the lobby, two girls asked me for two tips. I only brought one girl's tip, and the other girl also wanted a tip, but my wallet was empty. Can anyone tell me I need to tip two girls?[/QUOTE]Most likely the 4 hand massage was not worth the price. Depending on the extras. If they both spent time with the HE. They both expect a tip. (should have negotiated first).

If its your regular spot. Go back and tip the girl.

I've done 4 hand in a few different places. On found 1 that was with every penny and more. But that was in Delaware. And The place is long gone.

Usually too much Chinese chit chat during the massage. And the HE is less fun than having a 1 on 1. Just my opinion.

Anyone try the new Hawaii Spa at 4705 Plank Rd?

[QUOTE=JayCramer80;5493413]Rt. 17 Spa or Pratt St.[/QUOTE]Rt 17 southpoint plaza.

[QUOTE=OldManRose;5492652]I was at southpoint Well massage the other day and brought a small vibrator along to get some pointers on how best to use it with my wife. I did have a very good and informative session. However language is a slight problem.

Any way I either left it there or lost it getting back in my car if anyone finds it please pm me. It is small and pink and in a black glasses case. I did text them and they said they did not find it.

Does anyone have any recommendations for other places with table shower, an expanded menu, decent massage, and conversational English?

I like Southpoint but would like to be able to talk a little more.[/QUOTE]Well guys, sounds like it is time we start with the cavity searches.

[QUOTE=OldManRose;5493973]Rt 17 southpoint plaza.[/QUOTE]OldManRose, you asked for a recommendation as to which spa for chit chat. JayCramer80 was advising to go to Rt 17 spa or Pratt St for chit chat with your masseuse.