Leah body rub. Thumbs down.
I thought I would treat myself, so I decided to go for this one.
[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs/please-read-my-website-to-believe-how-good-a-great-body-rub-really-can-be/19147203[/URL]
[URL]http://leahjenningsbodyrubs.webstarts.com/[/URL]
She paints a lovely picture on her website, but this was far from what I was expecting. I'll let you be the judge. But when I stopped things after she started with the are you close yet stuff (I hate that stuff). She asked me what was wrong, and as I told her, she got more and more argumentative. Now, I had paid my 1. 5 hour rate, and I was in no way asking for it back. I just wanted to leave, but she would not give it a rest. And when I told her some of the things that were not up to expectation, she defended herself with weak arguments. So here it is:
First, the pics in the ad are NOT her. She is attractive, but does not have the body to match the lingerie model she uses for her ad. On her website, she promotes, "I post photos of me just as I am!
Second, "The Three Teases". According to her website, she does the three teases throughout the session. The first is a strip tease. This consisted of her coming out of the bathroom in a bra and panty set, and about 15 minutes in asking me if I wanted her to "take this off" meaning her bra. I said yes, and with no real tease to it, she just took it off. When I asked her about this, her response was, "I undid the clasp and slid it off" "I am not a stripper" What did you expect?" To which I said, your website says "I'll be dressed like a professional strip tease dancer- that is to say, I will have a lot of layers hiding my body" This was in no way the case. Also, she states "Yes, eventually I will indeed have nor clothes on whatsoever. Just like you! At no time during the massage did the panties come off. I wasn't wearing panties, so I guess not just like me.
The Nipple Tease. Her site says "I use these to erotically tease you by "accidentally" letting them touch various parts of your body" When I told her that this never happened, she said "You must not have felt it, because I did it a lot" I am not new to body rubs, or other ladies for that matter. I have had plenty of "accidental" nipple contact. I can assure you this did not happen at any point while I was face up, and I am 99% sure it did not while I was face down.
Genital tease. Feel free to read the quote on her site, (this is getting too long) but once again, this didn't happen. When she was massaging my legs her hands touched my balls a couple time, but it was incidental at best.
Finally the Happy Ending which she touts herself as an expert at. At some point she sat down next to me, squirted a blast of lotion on her hands and grabbed me like she was wrestling a greased weasel. Before I was even hard, she was working it like I was at the finish line. When I said slow down, she did very slightly, and when I asked again, she said "I already did". This doesn't sound like someone who is in tune with what a man wants. She just kept yanking at it, and then asked if I was close because we were out of time, but she would let me finish. This is when I stopped things.
She asked what was wrong, and I told her that we still should have had time. She got her phone and said time started at 33 after the hour and it had been an hour and a half. I asked if the time included my waiting in the lobby, and she said no, but I didn't get the call until 43 after the hour, which means I could not have been in the room before 45 after. So at the very least, I should have had 15 minutes. No need to press the issue yet. I understand being timely, but I was nowhere near getting off because of her aggressive lackluster HJ. She just sat there yanking, looking away from me.
She kept insisting that I was wrong, and that every guy has had an amazing time. I said, I am not one of them. Keep your money, I am leaving. She just kept at me though. "Why don't you tell me what is wrong?" Yet everything I would tell her just made her more upset and defensive. I guess the truth hurts.
Oh well, chalk it up to a TOFTT I guess.
I will say, although not her pics, she was pretty good looking. If she had provided the service as described on her site, I probably would have been really happy. I think it is clear that this woman knows more about erotic writing than erotic acting. I wish her the best of luck, but if I were the reader of this review, I would spend my $3 somewhere else.
