Massage Parlor Reports

I stopped by Tucson on Saturday, one lady working, 'Kelly", 6-7/10, I guess 28-32, personable, said she had been here two weeks, came from California, didn't care for the cold weather. She looked a little pudgy, but was cute and friendly, so I stayed. Took the hour, lots of oil on my back and she kept massaging my back, on and on, no arms or hands which is usually the deal, finally moved to my butt, a little oil and then the tease began, no legs, nothing. She says turn over and, sadly, I paid the extra to have her disrobe for a closer inspection, not a good look, more overweight than I figured. (I prefer petite and small ladies.) Menu is full, but I didn't bite for anymore than the usual. Got shorted 20 minutes, but didn't make a scene, took my lumps and was happy to get in my vehicle.

[QUOTE=RonBurgIndy;3615222]Is a paid review board that is very obvious about location names, reviews, etc. But way less trafficked by mongers. I'm fairly certain that the codes only help keep the herd of mongers lower once the news is shared of "mew mew" or "amy" or "grace" being available at a certain location and having an amazing 20-year-old body with real boobies and providing sexual acrobatics for a low low price.[/QUOTE]Those who say the codes are too hard will get no sympathy from me. RB is correct. There are other boards where names and addresses are openly stated. The fact of the matter is, most of the places are "decrypted" on THIS thread, if you read through enough of the posts. I guess from my perspective it's more about making you work at least a LITTLE bit to enjoy what I've spent time and money figuring out. And by the way, if you have a few decent posts under your belt, regardless of where you are from, I'll happily share most of my info via PM anyway.

I don't think anyone with half a brain thinks any of this fools our friends in blue.

[QUOTE=Monsignor;3619311]Those who say the codes are too hard will get no sympathy from me. RB is correct. There are other boards where names and addresses are openly stated. The fact of the matter is, most of the places are "decrypted" on THIS thread, if you read through enough of the posts. I guess from my perspective it's more about making you work at least a LITTLE bit to enjoy what I've spent time and money figuring out. And by the way, if you have a few decent posts under your belt, regardless of where you are from, I'll happily share most of my info via PM anyway.

I don't think anyone with half a brain thinks any of this fools our friends in blue.[/QUOTE]To see an old familiar and helpful name pop back up. I've got a couple. Of good reviews for this thread that I haven't seen anything about yet but not sure if I will get around to posting. Anyway, glad to see you're still getting rubbed the right way.

Admins said people are supposed to post the official addresses of the massage parlors, because there is no reason hiding them when the cops already know where they are and can bust them anytime.

Anybody know where a FS AMP is around indy.

[QUOTE=LayBack;3621625]Anybody know where a FS AMP is around indy.[/QUOTE]Yes. I believe a fair number of us do.

[QUOTE=LayBack;3621625]Anybody know where a FS AMP is around indy.[/QUOTE]Yes. I believe a fair number of us do.

[QUOTE=Ilapp;3619695]To see an old familiar and helpful name pop back up. I've got a couple. Of good reviews for this thread that I haven't seen anything about yet but not sure if I will get around to posting. Anyway, glad to see you're still getting rubbed the right way.[/QUOTE]Same here Ilapp but compared to you I'm a mere dilettante. I bow at the feet of the master!

Hope you post, but for gods sake, be sure not to "code " the names!

A buddy of mine who's been to Sunrise (Fishers) keeps talking about a cute provider named KC. Every time I've called it's been Coco, Amy or Michelle. No KC. Any body know of or had experience with this other provider? Is he yanking my chain?

[QUOTE=LayBack;3621625]Anybody know where a FS AMP is around indy.[/QUOTE]Yes we do.

I was working around avon. And I have a bad back. So I thought I would try a massage parlor and I went to the one west of dan jones on the south side of 36.

Horrible massage couldn't speak english didn't even seem to understand that hurts. No offer of any extra. Really no flip. So as I was leaving I was half way across the parking lot.

I herd yelling behind. Like I stole something. I turned around and there was the guy that had been at the front counter. And the girl that did the massage.

The guy was yelling at me. Hey you no tip girl. I turned around. And he kept yelling you no tip girl. You tip girl. I said what? He said girl make feel good. You tip girl.

It was like exstortion. Like he wouldn't let me leave until I tipped. Kept yelling you tip girl. Finally I threw him a $20 just so I could leave. It all happened so quick.

I couldn't think. After I left. I kept thinking that was a horrible massage. And no extra. Why in the hell did I let them extort a $20. Should have kicked his ass.

Or got to my truck and stuck my 9 mm in his face.

After bad exp at the one on the south side of 36 the next day I went to the one on the north side of 36 at dan jones. This time good massage.

And on the flip she went right in to the jack hammer. Which wasnt working for me. She didn't offer anything but jack hammer. Which wasnt working.

She jack hammered away for 15 minutes. She did let me cop top feel while she jack hammered. But I wasnt in to it. So have her 40 tip and left.

She gets a A for effort she tried for 15 minutes.

I forgot to mention in my avon post nether place has a door on the room just curtains.

[QUOTE=LayBack;3621625]Anybody know where a FS AMP is around indy.[/QUOTE]I can only speak for myself, but for me the biggest thrill of this hobby is the search, the chase, the quest to find the diamond in the rough that we all 'know' is out there. I would hate to deprive you of that thrill of finding it yourself, read the ads, search the forum, take your lumps and learn from the experience. Things change all of the time with the AMP and any suggestions I would / could give you today very easily could be wrong tomorrow. Search as you may, then make reports accordingly.

[QUOTE=Monsignor;3609561]Let's see, if Pequod is captain Ahabs ship (I love google) that would make the answer to your hint, Starbuck.

That would limit the spa selection to either 72st street, Lake Plaza or Fitness I think. I've seen the mamasan at each of these so I have to think you are referring to the last one. LOL I wonder if her BF knows.[/QUOTE]Super funny. I love the codes. I got the pequod reference right away, because I paid attention in school. Still the hint didn't help because I have no idea where the Starbucks are since I never go there, worst cup of coffee I have ever had.