A Diet of Mostly Fiction as was Yellow-Jacket to Ant-Man
Truth is to Fantasy as Darren Cross was to Scot Lang (google the comic book or movie Ant Man -- they were "arch-nemeses").
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I do not know with certainty than Ant Man Diet is an AIbot or not. I have been a client at Blue Therapy in the past (most likely a little research would find I've reviewed the place in the past).
Yes, it is a spa with convenient parking and a large TS room / table. However, the remainder of the verbiage in all THREE posts by Ant-Man-Diet is AI-inspired word-goulash.
I hate the AI spam that is now prevalent on my favorite social media boards (like this one). All brother and sister mongers should exercise caution, and wherever you choose to practice this hobby.
Always be nice to the ladies!
PA.
[QUOTE=AntManDiet;6707016]Sometimes the best thing to do is just call it a day and go get a massage. I made an appointment. Booked a much needed 60-minute massage. Met Bebe. I was indubitably impressed. "Bebe is a hidden gem" Bebe is a lavishly sexy voluptuous Korean massage therapist. Prices varied on the type of service you wanted. Convenient parking and location. Blue Therapy has a Large Table Shower Room. Mainly giving 5 stars because, for me, it's worth going here for Bebe. I like a lot of pressure and after the massage I felt like a whimsical noodle. I left extremely relaxed. Along with it feeling heavenly, the massage was very therapeutic, and I emerged with my pain and stress all relieved. Highly recommended. $80. House $120 Very Happy Ending No Hassle Tip.[/QUOTE]
125XX E Lake Ridge Massage
I wanted to test the waters on this place in Lake Ridge. I was very skeptical and I should have went with my gut. It's a no name spa and they advertise on bedpage and skipthegames site. I called and made an appointment.
I go through the first door. 2 door setup. Older Chinese lady named Coco answers door, leads me to the room. I say 1 hr and I pay her 70 hf. She departs, I get undressed ready for the masseuse. Same lady comes in. I go with it because I am too nice. She's a nice lady. Probably late 40's or 50, she has a nice slim body with C cups. She's wearing a tight blue shirt with black leather miniskirt.
She starts getting on top of me and massages me very lightly. I can feel her ass and pussy on my ass. She's rubbing me, it feels nice. I never had a masseuse do this the way she did and I liked it. Then she starts to soft touch me and is sticking her fingers between my ass. I lift my ass and she starts to rub my balls, etc. I never had a PM and just not ready for that. She then tells me to turn over. Remember, I paid for 1 hour and I am flipping over in 5 minutes.
I flip over and she asks me what I want. I say my typical response, naked L1. I tell her 100. She starts undressing, she let's me touch everywhere. I like dirty talk, I tell her I want to fuck. She starts getting on top of me. I had to tell her no, I was just talking dirty. She says ok. She performs a good l1. Her breasts and butt are very nice.
After we cleanup, she massages my front body and head. We hit 30 minutes in and she says we are done. I give her a look and say really? She goes and gets me water while I stayed on the table. She turns lights on and starts getting my clothes. I quickly get up and say no no, I have my clothes. She says everything ok. I said it was very short. She says next time we will boom boom. I said no, I don't want that. She leaves, I get dressed as quickly as possible. She opens the door and asks me if I am ok. I just gave her a hug and tip. She said will I see you again. I just said goodbye.
She said there are 3 girls who work here. I have never been so angry because she knew I paid for 1 hr and I was in my car in 30 minutes. I liked her but her massage was non existent. I couldn't recommend but she's nice with a nice body. I can over look the age because she was nice but not rushing me out of there when she was complaining earlier they were not busy. I have never been so angry after a massage but I kept my cool. She knows I was not happy but was very respectful and I will never go back.
Nina at Oriental on Gallows
[QUOTE=DCKing;6707332]Any guess on her age?[/QUOTE]Nina is not young. She is middle age, girl next door look with a smooth curvy body. She is sweet so repeated visits might generate more options.
Sarah at J&why Burke. Great experience
Thanks to the Brothers that posted about Sarah at J&why in Burke. I had a great time.
A recent post called her a GILF. She might be in her early 50's or late 40's, but I'd say she is a MILF who has taken great care of herself, although her face alone might be showing her age.
She looked amazing in a short black skirt and black top that showed amazing deep cleavage. She has natural Cs and a reasonably round to flattish ass.
She was very cheerful throughout. After the shower, she reached over for some PM play in a very sensual way and that led to a great FS experience.
Everything was covered, but she really got into it. Seemed to genuinely like getting fucked in different positions and there was plenty of dirty talk.
I hope she sticks around. This was one of the best FS experiences I've had.
Any L1 MPs with actual good massage left?
[QUOTE=Schmatz;6709687]I've looked for reviews on Bye Bye Stress in Arlington on Langston Blvd and haven't ever seen one.
This was by far the absolute worst massage I've had just about anywhere. Avoid this place like the plague.[/QUOTE]Damn. Before covid real good massage+L1 could have been had at least in
- oriental on gallows.
- comfort further down the street.
- CS on 50 (not all providers, but few were really good).
After covid I have tried.
- comfort under new ownership.
- vivi.
- diamond flash.
- blue ocean.
And all of them were crap. And I am not even mentioning FS places walking into which expecting a massage was a mistake in the first place.
Impact Annandale Lisa good massage
[QUOTE=CanaPunter;6709813]Damn. Before covid real good massage+L1 could have been had at least in
- oriental on gallows.
- comfort further down the street.
- CS on 50 (not all providers, but few were really good).
After covid I have tried.
- comfort under new ownership.
- vivi.
- diamond flash.
- blue ocean.
And all of them were crap. And I am not even mentioning FS places walking into which expecting a massage was a mistake in the first place.[/QUOTE]Try Lisa at Impact in Annandale. Great, deep tissue massage with PM play and good L1 - very clean place as well. She is a little plain looking though
North / South corridor in West Ffx country. B tier adventures
Long time lurker.
Reporting on a few serviceable places in the the wild west of Fairfax county.
Moon Spa (Herndon) - Amy.
Amy nails the flirtatious older woman vibe perfectly. She's very upbeat and friendly, and has a sexy MILF look that works pretty well for a woman of her age.
Massage was solid but I was in a rush and had to move to flip after only 7-8 minutes.
Nova technique was nice and slow, and she took direction well. Lowered her top to reveal enhanced boobs (C? She complained that. 8 was too low for topless, which tips the BS meter a bit.
Overall. Fine, she's very nice and fun but not remarkable. Sarah, when she was there, was peak Moon and is sorely missed.
Reston Wellness. Candy.
There's another provider here who is one of my favorites based on physique (and despite her chilly attitude even after multiple visits).
Candy is the alternate. She's accommodating but past her prime physically and up there in years. Probably in her 50, looks to have lived pretty hard.
Given the options a bit farther south I'd not recommend.
K Therapy (Chantilly) - June.
MILF who is almost wholesome in appearance. Probably mid / late 40's?
Surprisingly nice body and killer natural rack. Made a hapless attempt at Russian which I called off and settled for a standard Nova. Decent technique.
Overall very nice, probably my fav of the 3 even if not a smoke show.
Oldest Provider Near Tysons?
As I get older I find myself more comfortable with older providers. Any suggestions near Tyson that are 50+? FS is not required. Feel free to DM, thanks in advance.
Bad Feeling / Rippoff at Aqua Wellness
I typically have enjoyed going to this place but recently had a bad time. I scheduled a 90 minute massage with Tiffany. I scheduled 90 min because last time she said she let me massage her if I do a 90 minute massage. So that's what I went with and I am regretting it.
I paid the 140 hf, Table shower was good as usual. When we went back to the room, she started her massage, which was ok. I reminder her about me massaging her. She said no problem. So after she was down with the backside. She gets naked and I massage her back. It wasn't as sensual or sexy as I thought it was going to be. After 10 minutes, I told her I was done.
As she gets up, I am now sitting on the table on the edge in the middle. She comes over hugs me and we start hugging and touching. Which was probably the best part of the supposedly 90 minute massage. So she just starts jerking me off as she gets on her knees. It went for about 5 minutes. It felt good but after awhile. I decided to jerk myself off and cum all over her breasts. She cleans me up and I lay back down.
She starts giving me a frontal massage. I can tell she wants me to end the massage but I paid for 90 minutes. About 5 minutes later she ends it and says I will get you some water.
So I get dressed and get her tip. We never discussed a tip, but for a naked l1. I usually give 100, so I planned to give her 140 since it was a 90 min massage. She comes in, I give her the tip money. She counts it and says not enough. She says I need to give her 40 more for a total 180. So it was a total of 320.
I didn't argue. I gave her extra 40 and departed. Hana saw me after I left and I just said hi and departed.
It's partly my fault. I will never do 90 min massage again, even though she cheated me out of 25 minutes. From leaving my car and getting in my car it was 65 minutes. She cheated me out of 25 minutes.
I will never massage a masseuse again. It wasn't excited as I thought it would be. I never touched any if her private parts. Just massaged her back, shoulders, butt and legs. I quit after 5 to 10 minutes. She didn't seem to be into it.
Her asking for 180 +140 for naked l1 for 90 minutes is absurd, especially when she cheated me out of 25 minutes. I like Tiffany and Hanna. I will partly blame myself but I think I will need to take a break for awhile. I am too nice and I feel like I am starting to get ripped off and I will never say anything because I feel for the ladies, it's a hard life.
Last 2 massages at Aqua (90 and 60 minute massages), they both cheated me out of significant time. I understood the time with Hana, they were real busy and she said she make it up to me next time. This time with Tiffany was absurd, she even told me to was dead all day. So knowing you had very little to no customers all day, you think they wouldn't cheat me out of time, and make sure I go home happy.
Very disappointed in Aqua. If I ever go back it will be to Hana for 30 minutes. However, I am going to take a break for awhile.
Everyone be safe!
Impact Annandale Provider clarification
[QUOTE=MrEnding;6711101]Decided to visit since I seen PM play was on the menu. I get there and paid for hhr. She took me to the back and I undressed and laid on the table. She came in and covered me up (I was like oh oh). The massage was pretty good but she mainly focused on my back which was pretty annoying. I guess time was running out and she asked if I would like extra time I said sure (hoping extras was on the table). She continued the same routine arms to back to legs to my back again. I was losing all hope. She asked me to turn around but covered me up again. I made sure Jr. Was standing at attention but she didn't budge. So fellas I left with blue balls. YMMV with this place.[/QUOTE]Too bad you didn't have a great experience. Was your provider Lisa?
I have seen her a few times now and every experience just keeps getting better.
I like her PM play better than anywhere else because she does heavy grazing while doing a very strong massage on the legs and all of the muscles around the groin area.
This helps me greatly because I spend a lot of time sitting and is also very pleasurable.
The only other provider I can think of who does a similar massage is Nicole at May Wellness who has lately been recommending I try other providers, who've all been pretty good as well.
The last time I saw Lisa, she told me it is very unhealthy to not have a regular sexual release. She also engages me and talks a little dirty during the L1.
My guess would be that you saw a different provider.