Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=EncinoChad;7026714]I mostly visit Latinas and generally get good experiences, maybe I have an advantage since I'm Latino and speak Spanish, but idk.

For my visits, I just go with the flow, talk with them briefly, am respectful, and ask their permission before any sexual action. My sessions are enjoyable.

If you visit a LMP and demand the lady to eat your asshole and do a spinning BBBJ, you're not going to have a good time loll.

Also, Latina MILFs are where it's at, don't go for the young inexperienced rookies.[/QUOTE]I too have had a couple great experiences with Latinas, but far majority have been underwhelming for me. I also had intel going in that they'd be good. I had to travel to SD to get that service though.

I'd love to know where you get your service, who you'd recommend, and how much they upcharge to record videos of your sessions.

Thank you!

[QUOTE=SHDot;7024774]I guess I should say I've done some research and narrowed it down slightly to:

- Wharf- seems like the staple here but their attitude when I called was a bit of a turn off.

- Goldfinger- same as above.

- Season- felt a bit better about this place.[/QUOTE]Some rules:

All the places on Pico are for shit.

Wharf is hit or miss.

Goldfinger is totally sub rosa and there is no intel. It is a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Red lantern and spa pandemic are the ultimate power in the universe. All of the other places on the westside and the ability to destroy a planet are insignificant next to the power of the ridiculous head being given at these places.

[QUOTE=Wheels322;7026486]Anyone know anything about Emma or the other girls at Red Lantern? I am intrigued by this report. I texted them and they said all girls are 21-26 but I'll believe that when I see it. TIA.[/QUOTE]Emma is a cute, but larger up top and all around than the other two at the house. Joanna (SpaCastle, speaks Japanese well) is here, says Culver will close soon and this location will work better for them. I guess they took the advice of many to not have such huge signage, now only three red-lanterns, LOL.

[QUOTE=Slicer4;7026750]Emma is a cute, but larger up top and all around than the other two at the house. Joanna (SpaCastle, speaks Japanese well) is here, says Culver will close soon and this location will work better for them. I guess they took the advice of many to not have such huge signage, now only three red-lanterns, LOL.[/QUOTE]I agree with all of this. Emma is pleasantly plump, but I will return for the flat doggie experience against that generous ass.

Now I am thinking that Sky is Joanna (rebrand LOL), maybe? Although Joanna had a better pussy?

And fully agree that the place with the lanterns is perfect. A small family place, good food, everyone minds his business. It's perfect. They got an old fashioned toilet you know, the box and the chain thing. We might be able to tape a dildo behind it.

Interested in a MP with black employees. Any recommendations other than 8150.

Went to check out 3 latern, and it's fairly large place inside. A cute Chinese girl named Apple opened the door. She was wearing a cute blue dress. She's small and I couldn't really tell if her tits are big. We get to the room and I pay the fee. Room is big and the massage table, well there is no massage table it's a bed. Apple has nice pale skin and beautiful face. Her tits are fairly large on her small frame once she revealed them. She does a deep alcohol cock wipe down, felt like she was going to rip my skin off on my cock. Her BBBJ skills are excellent, no teeth but she doesn't like doing it, she does it for a few seconds and stops, I tell her to keep going but keeps stopping. She has a cute tiny pussy and stubble in her pussy. She goes on top and I'm about to cum so I slow down a bit and try and fuck her on the side of the bed. Here's the bad about her, she's a condom holder. The is practice is annoying and gets in the way. But she would keep her hand there to hold the condom. I explode in the cover and she cleans me off. I only paid for 30 minutes but it wasn't busy at all. So I got extra time with Apple. I grabbed her ass while getting dress and she let me do this for a while. She asked if I want to cum 2 times she said she wanted it. But I wasn't sure if that what she was asking. Anyway Apple is pretty bbj is good but her holding the condom while fucking sucks!! I text the number on the ad and they said Emma was going to be around in the evening. But wanted to check out the new place so I just went ahead.

[QUOTE=Jbjb1983;7027717]Went to check out 3 latern, and it's fairly large place inside. A cute Chinese girl named Apple opened the door. She was wearing a cute blue dress. She's small and I couldn't really tell if her tits are big. We get to the room and I pay the fee. Room is big and the massage table, well there is no massage table it's a bed. Apple has nice pale skin and beautiful face. Her tits are fairly large on her small frame once she revealed them. She does a deep alcohol cock wipe down, felt like she was going to rip my skin off on my cock. Her BBBJ skills are excellent, no teeth but she doesn't like doing it, she does it for a few seconds and stops, I tell her to keep going but keeps stopping. She has a cute tiny pussy and stubble in her pussy. She goes on top and I'm about to cum so I slow down a bit and try and fuck her on the side of the bed. Here's the bad about her, she's a condom holder. The is practice is annoying and gets in the way. But she would keep her hand there to hold the condom. I explode in the cover and she cleans me off. I only paid for 30 minutes but it wasn't busy at all. So I got extra time with Apple. I grabbed her ass while getting dress and she let me do this for a while. She asked if I want to cum 2 times she said she wanted it. But I wasn't sure if that what she was asking. Anyway Apple is pretty bbj is good but her holding the condom while fucking sucks!! I text the number on the ad and they said Emma was going to be around in the evening. But wanted to check out the new place so I just went ahead.[/QUOTE]Can someone confirm the address in the place? The kinky one I can find is in Santa Clarita. Thanks!

Damn. Makin me regret passing up on RL for Garden. At the same time, I wasn't about to be the third in line monger when I went to take a look.

What's spa pandemic? First time hearing that.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;7026734]Some rules:

All the places on Pico are for shit.

Wharf is hit or miss.

Goldfinger is totally sub rosa and there is no intel. It is a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Red lantern and spa pandemic are the ultimate power in the universe. All of the other places on the westside and the ability to destroy a planet are insignificant next to the power of the ridiculous head being given at these places.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=KnotHead61;7027830]Can someone confirm the address in the place? The kinky one I can find is in Santa Clarita. Thanks![/QUOTE]The link to the parlor is ten reviews below the one you quoted.

Spa pandemic, spa virus, spa upstairs. Spa castle. Overland and culver.

Red blowjob, aka red Lutheran, aka spa castle 2.0 - red lantern. Overland and Farragut.

$160-$200 - the tip fee at these places for the baby you so amazing sexy. Some do this as $.60 or $$ because there are just so cool.

I think you all know the address by now. I saw Emma. Kind of chunky up top, but has some beautiful, natural DD's. Very sweet and short. Can be very accommodating. She speaks zero English, so we had to do the thing (negotiating) thru google translate. How did I ever make it past the 80's? Anyway, 50 bits for the half hour (she prefers short timers), and 1. 4 for the deed that will no doubt land me in hot water with Pricilla's Lutherans. Missionary, standing missionary, and doggy are all on the table. Will repeat.

[QUOTE=Domino727;7029035]I think you all know the address by now. I saw Emma. Kind of chunky up top, but has some beautiful, natural DD's. Very sweet and short. Can be very accommodating. She speaks zero English, so we had to do the thing (negotiating) thru google translate. How did I ever make it past the 80's? Anyway, 50 bits for the half hour (she prefers short timers), and 1. 4 for the deed that will no doubt land me in hot water with Pricilla's Lutherans. Missionary, standing missionary, and doggy are all on the table. Will repeat.[/QUOTE]Holy fucking hell, I have porked the same female as domino. What is next for me. A trip to downey to shag a Latina with tats on her back with the names of her pitbulls?

If you did not do flat doggie with Emma, then you need to go back. Her pussy and ass can take a super pounding from my ten inch maglite.

Ventured out to Culver City tonight late and stopped by the three lanterns. Drew Emma and she is as everyone else has described, short a bit bigger and nice natural DD's. $50 for entry, $140 for the deed. I did think the ankle bracelet from her favorite uncle was a nice touch. Overall, it was. Meh. One and done.

[QUOTE=Billy270128;7029220]Ventured out to Culver City tonight late and stopped by the three lanterns. Drew Emma and she is as everyone else has described, short a bit bigger and nice natural DD's. $50 for entry, $140 for the deed. I did think the ankle bracelet from her favorite uncle was a nice touch. Overall, it was. Meh. One and done.[/QUOTE]Anklet. Nice touch.

She have pretty feet to entice those with a FF?

[QUOTE=ThingHulk;7029426]Anklet. Nice touch.

She have pretty feet to entice those with a FF?[/QUOTE]I did not notice anything on Emma other than her azzzz. As they said in shawshank, who looks at a mans shoes. I do recall the room being dark.

Anyhoo, I agree that Emma is not a hot young Asian, but she does the trick.