Counseling time with Bench
It's 2006 again. Yep.
Jenna, stop calling Rizaloy on the phone and threatening him. It's not his fault you don't smoke pole as well as you used to. And he's grown up a little and learned the value of a dollar. Also not his fault you overcharge.
Let's face it, you're just out of jail and I guess you weren't practicing your skills on the guards on the inside. Such a wasted opportunity. And you got called out on it. And you want to call the police for a bad report posted her? You're as smart as you are skilled.
Rizaloy, get a mongerphone, now. Start picking up a higher class of wh0re, by which I mean, one that knows what she is and doesn't step outside the social contract of "don't fucking call me just because you have my number."
Personal Note: if anyone wanted to know about the new (ish) want to be stupid non discreet " provider" in Canton. Just change the names above and save yourself sme money. Or at least according to my friend the professor.
Bench.
[QUOTE=Rizalboy; 1466659]I swear it is 2006. Thank you for the kind words. Personally, I felt a little pedantic in my usage of juxtapose on that last post. Fuck it. Dictionaries are online nowadays.
On to the mediocre.
I ran into Jenna tonight. She's filled out a little since her stay on the taxpayers' dime. And it looks good on her. Her skin is much clearer and she looks / sounds generally healthier. I didn't recognize her even when she got into my car. And I quote,"I know who you are, rizalboy. I can't believe you don't remember me." I felt a little but ridiculous and callous. Her improved look is the good news. The bad news is, I'm a little spoiled now.
When I saw her last, I had no problems ranking her in the upper echelon of SWs. But considering who I've been running into lately, she's just ok. Now, she still has the requisite capabilities that I require. It's just that in comparison, she was never really all that good in the first place. As BBBJCIM and hjs are my thing, she can get it done. But she does use just a smidgen of teeth. There's no scraping or painful moments, it's just not that great. Her hands, though cute, are a bit rough even with a generous helping of lube. On top of it all, she requires a premium that's not worth it (.35) in my estimation. Yes, I'm probably one of the reasons she asks for that in the first place. But, I will not be calling her anytime soon. Like I said, she got it done. But, I could have had a V8. She, however, got a protein shake.[/QUOTE]
The birdwatcher brother and other notes
Anyone familiar with the Garrison scene knows that there are four or five spots along the stroll that may or may not have retail activity. One is outside the Forest Park Library branch. That spots seems to have come back to life of late, recovering from the construction of a senior citizen apartment complex across the drag that dampened things for a while. Anyway, a bit further north last night I encountered a birdwatching brother. With binoculars. He kept observing a group of three teenybopper girls who sported the wh0rish look so familiar in today's society and probably were up to anything that promised profitable or thrilling.
My first reaction what that this guy was 5-0. But he was a geezer sitting in an American made car so ratty that no cop would even consider it. So I guess the old guy was a birdwatcher, who was jerking off.
That group of girls was one of several that I spotted. I got the vibe that they were not really in business. Anyone outside the group might independently have been interested in a slurpee, but not as a group. Another noticeable thing was similar groups of black teenaged males. I did not get the sense they were hustling drugs, although they might have been able to run an errand for a proper consideration. The point? Know your surroundings.
When Anselmo Kulli, the Italian astrologer, started his hobby, he spent some time in figuring out why certain things happen. He came to the conclusion that relatively few mongers got nabbed by cops because they wanted to get laid but because their pickup attempt was stupid, careless or inappropriate. The professor shares this view. Remember that many people live in these neighborhoods and don't want their wives and daughters hit on as wh0res.