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[QUOTE=NoBadDate;2914566]Its not a surprise to say that I love sex. I LOVE women. In fact I would probably work for sex to some degree. And the there is probably nothing more beautiful to me than the voluptuous appeal of a hot women's body. And I think most on this forum would agree. So I am a total sucker for any chance to fuck an attractive women. But now I have been working (I am a 48 year old contractor) for a 73 year old woman who looks 73, smells like mothballs but actually has nice tits. She wants me really bad and has said so. Sometimes I am totally grossed out but other times I feel willing to do her. The good thing is she is free, discreet, and safe but I think it would really hit my self respect to go so low. What do I do?[/QUOTE]Have vaginal lube and hit it.

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;2914894]How Long are these nice tits? Belly Button Long or Knee Long?[/QUOTE]I did a small roof job for her last month and when I was finished I went in to her house to get paid. I had done a few other things for her in the past and it was during those times when she dropped a few hints that she wanted something. I was curious and it definitely gets a rise out of me when this happens but I never pursued anything. This time she grabbed me and held on to me and asked me to take her bra off, which, as a monger, I could not resist. She really does have nice tits. A little saggy but a nice handful. But at that moment it was the combination of her (I think its her clothes) smelling like mothballs and feeling like I am making out with my grandmother that just turned me off. I quickly made up a story that I couldn't stay and left. For about 30 minutes I literally wanted to gag. I went to the nearest gas station to wash to get the smell off my face. But now I just think I wasted a good opportunity. I do think she would be a good fuck so I will call her up again and see if we can set a time. I will let you know how it goes.

I think this girl is the best I've ever had she doesn't have a job you're beautiful she is a lot of fun. I do not think you will ever find anybody as good as her. She is very open-minded. He will take care of you you will be very happy when you leave. You got a beautiful ass. Beautiful face. And I believe she's got beautiful body. And she knows how to use it. I fell in love with her from the first time I met her.

[QUOTE=NoBadDate;2914915]I did a small roof job for her last month and when I was finished I went in to her house to get paid. I had done a few other things for her in the past and it was during those times when she dropped a few hints that she wanted something. I was curious and it definitely gets a rise out of me when this happens but I never pursued anything. This time she grabbed me and held on to me and asked me to take her bra off, which, as a monger, I could not resist. She really does have nice tits. A little saggy but a nice handful. But at that moment it was the combination of her (I think its her clothes) smelling like mothballs and feeling like I am making out with my grandmother that just turned me off. I quickly made up a story that I couldn't stay and left. For about 30 minutes I literally wanted to gag. I went to the nearest gas station to wash to get the smell off my face. But now I just think I wasted a good opportunity. I do think she would be a good fuck so I will call her up again and see if we can set a time. I will let you know how it goes.[/QUOTE]I'm sorry, but even though I want to hear about this, does it really belong here?

Yeap, that is Heather. She is famous on this site as being someone to avoid. She changes her pics all the time so it can be hard to tell its her.

[QUOTE=Swellbaby22;2914852]So I usually was pretty good at filtering out scammers but this one got me. So we agree $. 20 for half hour but she turned out only give me handjob. It was pretty good handjob if it is free but felt completely cheated.

I will try to stay away unless you are willingly to pay $2. For going all the way.

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[QUOTE=GRJack;2915181]I'm sorry, but even though I want to hear about this, does it really belong here?[/QUOTE]Don't discourage the man, we need to know! If he gets her to advertise on backpage after, half the mongers on this site will be banging on her door. Then it'll fit right in this forum.

[QUOTE=GRJack;2915181]I'm sorry, but even though I want to hear about this, does it really belong here?[/QUOTE]Sounds like the author of this post needs some alcohol in him and we all would for anything sexual to happen.

[QUOTE=OldMan321;2915018]I think this girl is the best I've ever had she doesn't have a job you're beautiful she is a lot of fun. I do not think you will ever find anybody as good as her. She is very open-minded. He will take care of you you will be very happy when you leave. You got a beautiful ass. Beautiful face. And I believe she's got beautiful body. And she knows how to use it. I fell in love with her from the first time I met her.[/QUOTE]
OK Candie, First you posted about Candie. Then after no one commented you replied to your own post with more gushing. No info. , just gushing.
Today another general advertisement for Candie. Yes, we know it's you Candie. You're fooling no one here. Please move along unless you have some info. about yourself like rates and the menu.
If you BBBJ without an up-sell we'll all forgive your sly self-promotion and come visit you.

I feel foolish, but can some one tell me what watermouth (h2 omouth) actually means?

Been seeing it in several ads lately.

I have an idea, but would like to know for sure.

Thanks fellas.

[QUOTE=Monger01;2915441]OK Candie, First you posted about Candie. Then after no one commented you replied to your own post with more gushing. No info. , just gushing.
Today another general advertisement for Candie. Yes, we know it's you Candie. You're fooling no one here. Please move along unless you have some info. about yourself like rates and the menu.
If you BBBJ without an up-sell we'll all forgive your sly self-promotion and come visit you.[/QUOTE]She looked good to me so I texted her about 1 month ago and told her / when I see Kandi I get GFE, CFS, Bbbjtcim with Swallow and multi shot on going, will I be happy with your services? Her reply was / sounds like she is taking good care of you. You should keep seeing her. So I took her advice.

Most of the time when I'm fishing for someone new to do they will text back with the list of things they won't do (off the Kandi menu) that lets me know if they will be a good date for me.

True story, never had a girl tell me to keep seeing Kandi before. If they say no msog that means bbbjtcim is on the menu. I tell them with no msog then I will do a short stay for 40 they usually respond with 60. I've found that Tuesday is the best day to negotiate for services and price. The price usually sticks for future appointments too. I never try to negotiate on a Friday.
Hopefully this helps some other mongers how to ask for a menu and prices.
Just trying to help.
I agree with Monger01.
Candie, if you want to post something, give us your menu and prices.
Gfe? Bbbjtcim? Msog? Thank you in advance!

[QUOTE=Grmojo;2913466]I've done this a few times, but I only recommend this with someone you see often and have known for awhile. It will be difficult, if not impossible to keep her face out of it, except when you edit the footage.[/QUOTE]I agree with Gromojo on videoing your session with a steady provider doesn't cum easy, it takes several sessions & patience! PM me on specifics.

[QUOTE=Gnowg1942;2915630]I agree with Gromojo on videoing your session with a steady provider doesn't cum easy, it takes several sessions & patience! PM me on specifics.[/QUOTE]Hey my man, sent you a PM, hit me back with a response.

Hi guys- NC traveler staying at an airport hotel on business this week. Won't have rental car, but can uber if needed. Never been to GR, so any tips would be appreciated about BP girls, MPs, swing clubs or SW zones nearby. Please PM or post reply. Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=Marty84;2913531]I've seem her twice. She is very hot, and very expensive. Both times as an escort. First time went great, she let me do the things l like to do with a girl like her, but as you said was CBJ cfs. First time was no problem. Second time I was having a little trouble getting off, started to lose my hard on and she was no help at all. Really not very good when it comes to doing things for the client. She was clueless how to deal with it and I had to settle for a covered HJ with a limp dick. Probaby one of the hottest women looks wise I have ever seen, but she's really not a very good provider and I wouldn't spend the money on her again.[/QUOTE]If you don't mind sharing, how much would services set someone back?

Has anyone taken the plunge?

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