Massage Parlor Reports

Anyone that has experience at this place give me any info on what they typically offer for extras and / or who's the best there. I've been thinking of trying it out some time soon.

For a city the size of Chicago, I have been unimpressed with the AMPs. Compared to what I just sampled in LA last week, I just could not go through with it at Hong Kong. I asked who else was available and ended up telling them I forgot my wallet in car and never went back.

[URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/225918[/URL]

I saw Brianna in Elmwood Park and she is larger than she appears in her photos. She works out of her apartment. Apartment was neat. She doesn't have a table so rubdown (not masssage) was down on her bed. She has two small dogs that stayed in the room during our session which wasn't a problem to me since I am a dog lover. It was a rubdown with lotion and a L1 finish. Session was so so. I will not be going back. I won't be returning because session was so so but because something bit me while I was at her place, in her bed. I left with two insect bites and that is enough for me not to return. Damage was 100 HHR. she wanted $140 but i was able to negotiate her down

[QUOTE=ChgoJJ;5650540][URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/225918[/URL]

I saw Brianna in Elmwood Park and she is larger than she appears in her photos. She works out of her apartment. Apartment was neat. She doesn't have a table so rubdown (not masssage) was down on her bed. She has two small dogs that stayed in the room during our session which wasn't a problem to me since I am a dog lover. It was a rubdown with lotion and a L1 finish. Session was so so. I will not be going back. I won't be returning because session was so so but because something bit me while I was at her place, in her bed. I left with two insect bites and that is enough for me not to return. Damage was 100 HHR. she wanted $140 but i was able to negotiate her down[/QUOTE]If larger than pics, she must be pushing 275!

Anyone come across Lisa from Belmont spa since she left their?

Looking for a Latina massage therapist, any suggestions??

Has anyone seen Chloe? Been thinking about pulling the trigger on this.

[URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/227700[/URL]

[QUOTE=LiveToGolf1964;5650308]For a city the size of Chicago, I have been unimpressed with the AMPs. Compared to what I just sampled in LA last week, I just could not go through with it at Hong Kong. I asked who else was available and ended up telling them I forgot my wallet in car and never went back.[/QUOTE]When bullets are flying in the middle of the day just a few blocks over (South Loop), the only Chinese girls willing to come to Chicago are those who cannot get work in the nicer cities.

Massage was really good. But I did not get the usual signals that there might be more. House fee was. 8. On the flip she asked if I've been there before so I thought maybe we could get something. I adjusted my junk a bit then she tapped him and asked if he's going to say "hi". Was given the Option of L1 or L2. I went with L2 for $. She did a good job. Lots of wetness and played with the boys a lot with her tongue. Kinda started to CIM and then to the hand which was very wet. Juju is probably 40 ish, slim, had me take off her bra so I could play with her a bit saggy B cups. Very nice lady. The place did not disappoint.

[QUOTE=Bruh6969;5650159]Anyone that has experience at this place give me any info on what they typically offer for extras and / or who's the best there. I've been thinking of trying it out some time soon.[/QUOTE]I think Gigi was the name of the worker I saw. May be not Gigi but started with a G LOL. Cute, young, chatty. Door fee was. 8 and as soon as she walked in she brought up how they have services. The most straightforward I've ever seen. Standardish prices and went with L2 for $. 20.

[QUOTE=Alterxxx;5649707]Are the rates you're mentioning in addition to what their website quotes for hh / hr / nuru rates which start at 160 and go up to 240 for hr nuru?[/QUOTE]Yeah the house fee is flat and then any extras you want are added to that. Although, my first time using them, it was the girl's first day as well as my own, so neither her or I knew the process. Long story short, I wound up getting BBBJCIM and CFS for only the house fee LOL.

For the record, I don't think Zara is hot enough to justify 360 for a HH of CFS. Salma is just as hot, but a little older, and she will at least take the wrapper off the lollipop before she enjoys it. Zara is young though.

I'd recommend for their reliability in terms of scheduling and the usually consistent attractiveness of the girls (although I have been disappointed and had to walk out a couple times) compared to trying to find someone on LC, but they are still asking way too much. But, hey, that's Chicago I guess. Biggest ripoff in the USA for hookers. I don't think I'll be using them again. You can book a round trip flight to San Diego and watch an 18 year old stripper swallow your load for less money than a HH CFS with CLM (which I will be doing at some point this year if anyone has a any recommendations and they're feeling generous).

[QUOTE=ApplePiePussy;5651580]When bullets are flying in the middle of the day just a few blocks over (South Loop), the only Chinese girls willing to come to Chicago are those who cannot get work in the nicer cities.[/QUOTE]I was in one Chicago massage center few weeks ago and was having a good conversation with the Chinese lady who was providing the service. She was telling me how bad the situation is for them in China town. No local support is what she was sharing. Se says, some elder kids just come and ask them for money and grab what is at the counter. They lock the doors to save their lives. Not sure if its the same situation in other cities but they I think they live scared but the money is what is keeping them with limited safety.

I know a few Chinese ladies in and out of the hobby that hate China Town and moved to the burbs.

[QUOTE=ArielDude28;5652219]I was in one Chicago massage center few weeks ago and was having a good conversation with the Chinese lady who was providing the service. She was telling me how bad the situation is for them in China town. No local support is what she was sharing. Se says, some elder kids just come and ask them for money and grab what is at the counter. They lock the doors to save their lives. Not sure if its the same situation in other cities but they I think they live scared but the money is what is keeping them with limited safety.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;5652230]I know a few Chinese ladies in and out of the hobby that hate China Town and moved to the burbs.[/QUOTE]I for one wish Chinatown was located on the north side, like Little India on Devon. So much easier for me to get to as well.

[QUOTE=ApplePiePussy;5651580]When bullets are flying in the middle of the day just a few blocks over (South Loop), the only Chinese girls willing to come to Chicago are those who cannot get work in the nicer cities.[/QUOTE]That is interesting as I always thought of Chicago as a nice city. I walked around China twon area for a while and had lunch down there and never felt threatened at all. But I get what you are saying but in my experience, they never have this type of businesses in the nicer areas of the city. Could you imagine walking down Michigan near WaterTower and being able to get a nice massage while your SO is shopping at WaterTower.

[QUOTE=GeorgeBoyd;5652212]Yeah the house fee is flat and then any extras you want are added to that. Although, my first time using them, it was the girl's first day as well as my own, so neither her or I knew the process. Long story short, I wound up getting BBBJCIM and CFS for only the house fee LOL. [/QUOTE]Not that I expect her to still not charge for extras, but which girl was it who gave a BBBJ?

[QUOTE]
For the record, I don't think Zara is hot enough to justify 360 for a HH of CFS. Salma is just as hot, but a little older, and she will at least take the wrapper off the lollipop before she enjoys it. Zara is young though.
[/QUOTE]Whoa whoa whoa. What happened with Salma? Since the beginning she's been steadfast in not doing anything more than L1. She would brag about how guys would offer her hundreds to do more and she refused, no matter how much. I believed her because she always came across as a somewhat matronly asexual bumpkin in pursuit of an American husband who only gets by because of her passing resemblance to Salma Hayek playing Frida Kahlo.

Did something change? What's her menu looking like now? IMO she needs a sexy makeover but has potential. The very first time we made out a lot and we played just the tip and I made her cum. We exchanged numbers and I thought I found a diamond in the rough. But each time after that her menu got smaller. No more DFK and no more nude grinding the second visit. No kissing at all the third visit. No laying down with me the fourth visit. By the fifth and final visit it was just a massage and not even L1. I couldn't understand why we were going backwards when the opposite should have been happening.

I'd give it another shot if she upgraded her menu.

Anyone try CMT on Montrose lately, they are offering new latina therapists and I'm curious to know if anyone has checked out the new talent yet?

[URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/256151[/URL]

I went to Moon today and left happy as usual. Older MT gave a good TS and went to work on the flip without any hesitation.

Have any of you guys had any fun with the girl with the big tits who sits up front??

[QUOTE=LiveToGolf1964;5650308]For a city the size of Chicago, I have been unimpressed with the AMPs. Compared to what I just sampled in LA last week, I just could not go through with it at Hong Kong. I asked who else was available and ended up telling them I forgot my wallet in car and never went back.[/QUOTE]Means Chicago is on a downward slope to attract talent, whether it be in finance, tech or the massage industry. Hell, even California is a net exporter of population to the more affordable Southern United States. You can also add in we don't have the latina massage parlors based on our Latin and Mexican population either.

Unfortunately, Asian residents are under attack in urban cities as they are known to carry large sums of cash and have gold jewelry in both their businesses and homes and to be generally unarmed as well.

San Francisco has gone so far as to tell Asian home owners to make their homes less Asian in appearance, no Red front doors, no Buddha's or the cat thing with the swinging arm out front. When your government is telling you that they won't,not can't but won't protect you, all you can do is leave or don't come here in the first place

[QUOTE=LiveToGolf1964;5652553]That is interesting as I always thought of Chicago as a nice city. I walked around China twon area for a while and had lunch down there and never felt threatened at all. But I get what you are saying but in my experience, they never have this type of businesses in the nicer areas of the city. Could you imagine walking down Michigan near WaterTower and being able to get a nice massage while your SO is shopping at WaterTower.[/QUOTE]Is a nice city thing.

It's relatively safe during the day. I wouldn't walk around there at night.

[QUOTE=ChgoJJ;5652794]I went to Moon today and left happy as usual. Older MT gave a good TS and went to work on the flip without any hesitation.

Have any of you guys had any fun with the girl with the big tits who sits up front??[/QUOTE]I have massage was good the HJ was also decent nothing to rave about.

[QUOTE=Jinurso;5652601]Whoa whoa whoa. What happened with Salma? Since the beginning she's been steadfast in not doing anything more than L1. She would brag about how guys would offer her hundreds to do more and she refused, no matter how much. I believed her because she always came across as a somewhat matronly asexual bumpkin in pursuit of an American husband who only gets by because of her passing resemblance to Salma Hayek playing Frida Kahlo.

Did something change? What's her menu looking like now? IMO she needs a sexy makeover but has potential. The very first time we made out a lot and we played just the tip and I made her cum. We exchanged numbers and I thought I found a diamond in the rough. But each time after that her menu got smaller. No more DFK and no more nude grinding the second visit. No kissing at all the third visit. No laying down with me the fourth visit. By the fifth and final visit it was just a massage and not even L1. I couldn't understand why we were going backwards when the opposite should have been happening.

I'd give it another shot if she upgraded her menu.[/QUOTE]Lmao I did not realize that. She mentioned something about how she doesn't like to go L3 with guys all the time during the massage, but it wasn't much of an issue to convince her to give me a BJ. Uncovered too. I must be her type haha.

[QUOTE=ChgoJJ;5652794]I went to Moon today and left happy as usual. Older MT gave a good TS and went to work on the flip without any hesitation.

Have any of you guys had any fun with the girl with the big tits who sits up front??[/QUOTE]She has been known to go around the block multiple times. Request her and then the room number that has a bed in it and you'll enjoy yourself. She isn't the best to look at but does have huge tits.

[QUOTE=RonM;5652839]It's relatively safe during the day. I wouldn't walk around there at night.[/QUOTE]I have a provider friend who when back in Chicago, stays in an apartment just a couple of blocks south Chinatown. She flat out says it isn't safe to go out at night. Also, the reason you don't see these types of establishments on Michigan ave is b / c the rent is too high etc.

[QUOTE=RichL1234;5652634]Anyone try CMT on Montrose lately, they are offering new latina therapists and I'm curious to know if anyone has checked out the new talent yet?

[URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/256151[/URL][/QUOTE]I did, I TOFTT on Ari and reported on here. Dressed the part. Stripper outfit all tatted, 3/10 massage and no extras.

[QUOTE=MrLoudMonger;5652363]I for one wish Chinatown was located on the north side, like Little India on Devon. So much easier for me to get to as well.[/QUOTE]Are there any Indian parlors up that way?

[QUOTE=GBaby32;5653117]I have massage was good the HJ was also decent nothing to rave about.[/QUOTE]I used to bang Lisa many "moons" ago -- back when Mercy Acupuncture was by the fire station in Chinatown, and before they moved to Wentworth and went essentially legit. Kelly now of SXL used to go by "Lisa" at Mercy and gave flat out PSE service. Ah, the good old days. Closing the loop on Moon, I haven't been there since the pandemic, but Apple has always been pretty friendly, good HJ, generally allow the girls out to play.

[QUOTE=Biliator;5653640]Are there any Indian parlors up that way?[/QUOTE]I second this heavily! Love these type of women!

[QUOTE=GeorgeBoyd;5653174]Lmao I did not realize that. She mentioned something about how she doesn't like to go L3 with guys all the time during the massage, but it wasn't much of an issue to convince her to give me a BJ. Uncovered too. I must be her type haha.[/QUOTE]Interesting. I wonder if anybody else has any recent reports on her. You're definitely the first to provide a report for Salma where she provided anything beyond L1. Definitely something to monitor.

I did find a nice lady that gave a fantastic rub while I was in town. She is an attractive lady that gives a very professional massage but only a L1 release. [URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/225347[/URL].

[QUOTE=Biliator;5653648]I used to bang Lisa many "moons" ago -- back when Mercy Acupuncture was by the fire station in Chinatown, and before they moved to Wentworth and went essentially legit. Kelly now of SXL used to go by "Lisa" at Mercy and gave flat out PSE service. Ah, the good old days. Closing the loop on Moon, I haven't been there since the pandemic, but Apple has always been pretty friendly, good HJ, generally allow the girls out to play.[/QUOTE]I concur on Lisa's pse, especially when she was at Senina. I did things with her that'll keep me out of heaven.

Been out of the hobby for a while, but thinking about getting back in. SXL looks like a good spot. I know the door fee is .8 and any additional items (L1) maybe $ - but do y'all tip in addition to this? Also. Any recommendations on Juju or Kelly or someone in particular?

[QUOTE=DLover64;5653906]I concur on Lisa's pse, especially when she was at Senina. I did things with her that'll keep me out of heaven.[/QUOTE]I can also concur. I think Lisa / Kelly and I have done everything except anal and actually making a baby.

[QUOTE=IMissCutler;5653278]She has been known to go around the block multiple times. Request her and then the room number that has a bed in it and you'll enjoy yourself. She isn't the best to look at but does have huge tits.[/QUOTE]What's her name? Also any guess as to her age?

Swung by today and no dice. Did hit a curb and have to change a flat on corner of 30th and Shields. Glad it was daytime.

Does anyone use these instead of an actual burner phone? Which do you think is safer from LEO etc.

[QUOTE=TBone1970;5655015]Does anyone use these instead of an actual burner phone? Which do you think is safer from LEO etc.[/QUOTE]Free and easy to use with a dummy Gmail account that's just as easy. Good for calls and texts. Just be sure to open your phone or laptop browser in private / incognito mode and then close the tab when done so you don't leave a trail. It's also pretty easy to take the Gmail account on / off your phone in less than a minute.

[QUOTE=DLover64;5653906]I concur on Lisa's pse, especially when she was at Senina. I did things with her that'll keep me out of heaven.[/QUOTE]Is one person and Lisa / Mercy now Kelly / SXL is another person.

Kelly had to be PSE at Mercy to compete with PSE Cici of Oak Park, last of Rockford, fame when those two were at Mercy Accupressure. Speaking of which, I wonder where Cici is now, massage parloring and gambling is all she knows.

Kelly of SXL becomes friendlier if you put in the visits and hand out the compliments.

What Lisa and Kelly have in common today is they both read this forum, so don't be too specific in your reviews if you plan on many return visits with either.

[QUOTE=TBone1970;5655015]Does anyone use these instead of an actual burner phone? Which do you think is safer from LEO etc.[/QUOTE]I've used google voice for years, for me it's more to prevent the provider from being able to search my phone # and it coming back with my life story. Unless your provider ends up dead LEO is not going to search her phone records.