Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=NoFearToTry;5030712]don't be too stupid with throwing your cash away, make sure you ask who else is available if you get one of the longer term residents.[/QUOTE]Definitely advice to follow. From the last visit I made there, I learned I should have asked who is available rather than gamble when I was the only customer at the time. Got one of the older gals and she had some stomach issues or something that she had to run out in the middle of the massage almost tripping over the chair to run to the restroom. Just stuck with the basic HE and left with very little to say on my way out the door. Vowed the next visit I make, I would ask who's available.

A place across the street from the pizza place and home improvement place has a returning previous masseuse, she is smaller cute younger and left a little over a year ago, she is back. Options are the same not anything more than the usual hand.

[QUOTE=NoFearToTry;5031801]New place or a new girl?[/QUOTE]New place hasn't been there long. Right next to Walgreens.

My second visit on Sunday with a different lady working. Located in a small strip mall on 99 and a clean and neat facility. The bed is temperature regulated and comfortable to aid in relaxation. She was alone so a couple of customers caused brief interruptions but not so bothersome. She is mid 40's wearing a mask and a shield she had me wear a mask and wash first, I appreciated that. The massage was skillfully done and she was motivated to make me happy. I was not roaming restricted and left happy.

About my third time there. Had the shorter chubby provider. Different but good massage. On the flip she brought me to attention and tried to negotiate but I didn't respond. So she started HJ and teased my prostate so I guided her fingers. Left happy, 70/30. First time with this provider. I like the slender better. This my go to place for now.

[QUOTE=Sancho1999;5033197]About my third time there. Had the shorter chubby provider. Different but good massage. On the flip she brought me to attention and tried to negotiate but I didn't respond. So she started HJ and teased my prostate so I guided her fingers. Left happy, 70/30. First time with this provider. I like the slender better. This my go to place for now.[/QUOTE]They must have hired new girls. I have been there before and it was meh at best. Might have to try again.

Tried it. I would say not my average.

Easy hint and then obvious flip, limited utc. Left kinda happy though.

[QUOTE=DevineDose;5030982]There is a new one that only has 1 girl working due to covid but it is definitely worth checking out if its what you DREAM about. Reasonably priced too and worth it!![/QUOTE]

Drove by Blue Sky today while running an errand. Saw some major road / sidewalk work going on right outside its front door and thought it was going to be bad for business. But as I drove past I saw one of you mongers casually walking up to the front door with out giving F! At #. Hahah. Which one of you guys was it? I then figured a the constructions workers don't give a ass and probably wishes they were inside instead.

I've been to this spot a few times. I mainly go to see Coco. If you haven't visited this place I would highly recommend it. Coco is a tiny slender masseuse with a pretty face and great size tits. Every time I've seen her she offered a great massage and an even better ending. On my last visit I managed to get a taste and she got into 69 to finish me up. I even managed to get a pic of her topless while she cleaned me up. I want to see her again but I also want to find a location where I can get FS. Any tips?

Hey, there gents, I'm a lurker, and have always been hesitant about doing pretty much anything, specially since (from what I have gathered) it may take time, or multiple visits at a spot if you really want results, or simply to be further disappointed.

I've only visited one AMP thus far in the couve, I think I've seen a post about it once before, it is next to where the Albertsons used to be. Based on the review, monger left happy.

I went for HH to test the waters, and pop my AMP cherry. Was met by a young looking lady, very dark place and with the mask+bangs it was hard to make out any features, whatever, took me to room, I undressed etc etc. Decent massage, friendly and giggly and fun (I'm sure its for a bigger tip.).

On the flip, I didn't know what to expect if anything, was very hard to understand her whispers, so I nodded with her out holding out 4 fingers. Then she brings hand sanitizer for my hands, oils my hand, and guides it towards my member. She expects me to DIY, she moans lightly, OTC roam.

On second visit to the same place, I did the same, same girl, everything went almost the same. On flip, she signaled the tip, and same thing. Was feeling more adventurous this time around, and with her skirt, and pretty low cut top, it was easy to get some slight UTC touching. She didn't mind.

This time I was a bit more adamant about extras, and she was very very reluctant, she may have said they "don't do that there. " Finally she agreed to squeeze the boys a tiny bit, before she could stop is when I released, some probably got on her hand before she took it away.

Thanks for the recons, I've read some more Couve locations, anyone can point me to their personal favorites?

[QUOTE=Lomeli;5035419]I've been to this spot a few times. I mainly go to see Coco. If you haven't visited this place I would highly recommend it. Coco is a tiny slender masseuse with a pretty face and great size tits. Every time I've seen her she offered a great massage and an even better ending. On my last visit I managed to get a taste and she got into 69 to finish me up. I even managed to get a pic of her topless while she cleaned me up. I want to see her again but I also want to find a location where I can get FS. Any tips?[/QUOTE]Coco will go FS if you are willing to put out enough cash out, but to say she offers a great massage. Well.

[QUOTE=NoFearToTry;5035771]Coco will go FS if you are willing to put out enough cash out, but to say she offers a great massage. Well.[/QUOTE]Post a pic of her please or pm it and I will return a gem for you.

[QUOTE=Lomeli;5035419]I've been to this spot a few times. I mainly go to see Coco. If you haven't visited this place I would highly recommend it. Coco is a tiny slender masseuse with a pretty face and great size tits. Every time I've seen her she offered a great massage and an even better ending. On my last visit I managed to get a taste and she got into 69 to finish me up. I even managed to get a pic of her topless while she cleaned me up. I want to see her again but I also want to find a location where I can get FS. Any tips?[/QUOTE]Nice tits. Very expensive and bad massage.

[QUOTE=NoFearToTry;5035771]Coco will go FS if you are willing to put out enough cash out, but to say she offers a great massage. Well.[/QUOTE]I was just thinking this. Every "massage" she has ever given me has been far under mediocre, but that's not why I'm there. Pretty decent brain, solid FS, tight enough for me haha.

Up front: apologies for the late post.

10-16-20: This spot, although permanently closed, was next to Walgreen's. After picked mg up supplies for home, I spied this 'auto' place. Was greeted by late 30's therapist (Hae Lin)(sp? Difficulties ensued for communication, to be expected. Paid. 4 for half, got set up with a room. Wasn't even on the table when she walked in. I dress minimally when I'm not working. Pants, shirt, sandals. She caught me in the buff. No worries; people seeing me without clothes is standard fare. Had me get face down and started. Fifteen minutes in, barely any tease but the massage is akin the a licensed professional. I upgrade to hour +. 3. Lots more tease, gradual, 'accidental' at first. Spots my thumb ring and asks if married. Has me flip, shows me the standard path to enlightenment. I arrive, she cleans everything up, finishes my hour massage. Tipped. 6, total 1. 3. Card machine charge. 01 so cash is best. Going to repeat, massage alone is worth it. Will see if menu expands.

[QUOTE=JonB2301;5037320]Up front: apologies for the late post.

10-16-20: This spot, although permanently closed, was next to Walgreen's. After picked mg up supplies for home, I spied this 'auto' place. Was greeted by late 30's therapist (Hae Lin)(sp? Difficulties ensued for communication, to be expected. Paid. 4 for half, got set up with a room. Wasn't even on the table when she walked in. I dress minimally when I'm not working. Pants, shirt, sandals. She caught me in the buff. No worries; people seeing me without clothes is standard fare. Had me get face down and started. Fifteen minutes in, barely any tease but the massage is akin the a licensed professional. I upgrade to hour +. 3. Lots more tease, gradual, 'accidental' at first. Spots my thumb ring and asks if married. Has me flip, shows me the standard path to enlightenment. I arrive, she cleans everything up, finishes my hour massage. Tipped. 6, total 1. 3. Card machine charge. 01 so cash is best. Going to repeat, massage alone is worth it. Will see if menu expands.[/QUOTE]I see this spot sometimes when I have to make drives to HQ for work. I'll have to try it out! Thanks for report.

[QUOTE=Lomeli;5035419]I've been to this spot a few times. I mainly go to see Coco. If you haven't visited this place I would highly recommend it. Coco is a tiny slender masseuse with a pretty face and great size tits. Every time I've seen her she offered a great massage and an even better ending. On my last visit I managed to get a taste and she got into 69 to finish me up. I even managed to get a pic of her topless while she cleaned me up. I want to see her again but I also want to find a location where I can get FS. Any tips?[/QUOTE]Mind sharing the pic? Feel free to PM me. Last time I saw her was before lock down and before enhancements. One of my favs. Visit enough and the menu will open up for sure.

Granted it was my first time there and I let her know that but I left not very happy at a place in Vancouver on 78th.

Younger girl, very hard pressure massage with little technique, cold room and shorted on time. At least she didn't scoff at the smallest tip I've ever given for a massage.

There's a place close in on sandy in Portland where I had some fun recently but nothing to write home about.

Has anyone found a decent thai massage place around here? Google just gives me every massage place known to man LOL.

The slender provider is cuter and more chatty. She teases the jewels while you're lying on your stomach. I DIG THAT! This place has got busier, but not as much as others. These providers thus far are very plain / dress down. I only tried it out because I drive by it while errands with the wife. One day she's going to see my car parked outside.

[QUOTE=UncleChu;5033700]They must have hired new girls. I have been there before and it was meh at best. Might have to try again.[/QUOTE]

Mia has resurfaced and eagerly allowed me to hide the sausage in her last week for about the dozenth time. Still nice and tight, but she's starting to get clingy.

This was my first time at a AMP today. Went in and paid for a 60 minutes massage. Very attractive girl at the front who ended up doing the massage. Started face down and she did a decent job with the massage. On the flip she giggled and said "oh happy happy" she continued the massage with teasing and when it came time to complete we agreed on a price, why negotiating skills were lacking as I was otherwise thinking of other things. Finished with using her chest. Would definitely go back but would not make a rookie mistake as to waiting on negotiation. SE Portland location talked about on here before.

Where might one find Mia?

[QUOTE=WarpFactor69;5040371]Where might one find Mia?[/QUOTE]Follow the road map from other recent posts.

(To everyone else) where might one find Mia?

It's unfortunate that one can't search for three letters.

[QUOTE=MeeLikeeAsians;5039761]Mia has resurfaced and eagerly allowed me to hide the sausage in her last week for about the dozenth time. Still nice and tight, but she's starting to get clingy.[/QUOTE]I have had that happen at a few places that I would goto for awhile. Once it gets to a point where I just do not want to go there anymore, I just stop.

Had the pleasure of seeing Wendy on Sunday. Wow, she's amazing. She told me she's leaving this week for LA. Might come back next summer. Wanted to let all you other Wendy fans know this is your last chance to see her!

99 in the couve. Didn't ask for name but slightly attractive provider. Crappy body rub followed by negotiation. No FS available and She wanted too much for BJ talked her down and settled on $. Then she pulled out a cover and gave maybe 5 minutes of the worst CBJ I've ever experienced, then quit and took off cover and started giving HJ. I asked for her to keep going with oral and she said she was too tired. After another couple minutes of terrible HJ technique she said she was too tired to finish. Tipped part of the original agreed price and left unhappy. Won't be returning wast of money and time.

It's amazing how some people simply can't go back through a page or two and find a location that's already been given. Oh well.

For the rest of the community, here's some new intel from the weekend. Mandarin on 82nd is strictly legit with no extras. And the same goes for Ya Ya in Sellwood. Both have very polite ladies working there, so please don't go in there and embarrass them by trying to get something that's clearly not available. Only takes a step inside their doors to understand that it's not. But I did actually go through the process of an Hr massage at both places. Massages were not great and no extras were available. Don't waste your money.

For those looking for Mia. Its easy to find her by going back about a dozen posts or so.

Check the 4th page for Mia.

[QUOTE=WarpFactor69;5041994](To everyone else) where might one find Mia?

It's unfortunate that one can't search for three letters.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WarpFactor69;5041994](To everyone else) where might one find Mia?

It's unfortunate that one can't search for three letters.[/QUOTE]Dude go back like two pages? Follow the thread and check up on it every few days, reading unread posts. Help yourself.

[QUOTE=Swim88;5043975]Dude go back like two pages? Follow the thread and check up on it every few days, reading unread posts. Help yourself.[/QUOTE]I saw that post. I didn't know if it was about THE Mia. You can visit 10 AMPs, and find different women using a same name. I don't mind doing research, I went through 10 pages, reading every post, and found that name several times. Are you aware that you can't do a search on this site using only 3 letters?

[QUOTE=WarpFactor69;5044150]I saw that post. I didn't know if it was about THE Mia. You can visit 10 AMPs, and find different women using a same name. I don't mind doing research, I went through 10 pages, reading every post, and found that name several times. Are you aware that you can't do a search on this site using only 3 letters?[/QUOTE]She's at the golden star in Vancouver. At least she was s few weeks ago. They move her around.

Had not been there in a long time. Before it was lack luster service, cute girl but no extras. When I came in this time. WOW. A new girl. Hot as heck. Low cut top push up bra. Super cute great body. Wow. Massage was ok. Lots of pushing and squeezing. But I left happy. As such You millage may very. But I was satisfied. It was a fun experience.

Best All.

Hope all are safe Colder weather sure sucks. Poor girls. And I hate cold massage tables.

[QUOTE=********;5044802]Had not been there in a long time. Before it was lack luster service, cute girl but no extras. When I came in this time. WOW. A new girl. Hot as heck. Low cut top push up bra. Super cute great body. Wow. Massage was ok. Lots of pushing and squeezing. But I left happy. As such You millage may very. But I was satisfied. It was a fun experience.

Best All.

Hope all are safe Colder weather sure sucks. Poor girls. And I hate cold massage tables.[/QUOTE]I've been wanting to check this place out. FS? $.

Both serene and asian touch seem to be strictly legit but have rubmaps reviews I can't access. I spent a fair amount in both and never got anywhere, if anyone can either look up the rm reviews and / or share I'd appreciate a pm. Will reciprocate.

After awful experience at Lucky massage went up the street to GS (apparently where Mia is) Got older super skinny 60+yo provider. Did ok on massage. On flip she started laughing hysterically. She seemed kinda odd to be honest, but she knew how to stroke it. She then tried to stick a finger up the old poop shoot (not into that), so I clenched down and she thought that was the funniest thing in the world. Then she grabbed on and finished the job, and after the release she started cracking up again. Lady was crazy but she could toss one off. Not sure if there was more on the table, as she was a little old for my taste. Good hand skills and standard tip. Just kinda crazy.

[QUOTE=TekTite;5045261]Both serene and asian touch seem to be strictly legit but have rubmaps reviews I can't access. I spent a fair amount in both and never got anywhere, if anyone can either look up the rm reviews and / or share I'd appreciate a pm. Will reciprocate.[/QUOTE]Both are legit. Better of trying places on Hyw 9X for he.

[QUOTE=TekTite;5045261]Both serene and asian touch seem to be strictly legit but have rubmaps reviews I can't access. I spent a fair amount in both and never got anywhere, if anyone can either look up the rm reviews and / or share I'd appreciate a pm. Will reciprocate.[/QUOTE]The reviews back you up, both places are legit.

[QUOTE=StarKiller;5045341]The reviews back you up, both places are legit.[/QUOTE]Oddly, both are listed under "Erotic Massage" on adultserch.