The Prickyard

[QUOTE=VanillaGuy;3636282]And as far as her, (Jess) she uses very flattering pictures, like your other friend, the place she stays is an out right dump. She's sent me several messages since my visit which I have not or will not respond to.[/QUOTE]This was played out before and the overwhelming majority of responding members flat out said you were wrong. You don't think anyone is attractive unless they are 105 lbs soaking wet, A cups, and with a thigh gap.

Sincerely Signed,
The Biggest Prick in the Yard.

This is too funny not to share. I just saw this on Groupon! Since BP has went to crap, maybe the providers can move to there.

Sincerely Signed,
The Biggest Prick in the Yard.

Sounds like it's time to get a Groupon account. Indy needs these deals, damn economy!

[QUOTE=IndyGuy123;3637536]This is too funny not to share. I just saw this on Groupon! Since BP has went to crap, maybe the providers can move to there.

Sincerely Signed,
The Biggest Prick in the Yard.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=IndyGuy123;3637536]This is too funny not to share. I just saw this on Groupon! Since BP has went to crap, maybe the providers can move to there.

Sincerely Signed,
The Biggest Prick in the Yard.[/QUOTE]Well if that's the actual girl in the pic, then I'd like to be one of her "groupies".

Kyussfan.

[QUOTE=Kyussfan;3638274]Well if that's the actual girl in the pic, then I'd like to be one of her "groupies".

Kyussfan.[/QUOTE]Groupie or gropee?

[QUOTE=Jjbee62;3638409]Groupie or gropee?[/QUOTE]Well hehl yeah! That'll work too!!

Why is it so hard to grasp the fact that not all girls are sitting around all day in full makeup and lingerie waiting for anyone to just randomly call?? **Different providers categorize themselves in different ways for a reason. *.

When they tell you they need notice, they don't mean 30 minutes. Search the streets or go to a massage parlor or even search the sister site to check availability!! To get your fix. Most would gladly give a recommendation to girls that are available if they aren't, but don't get mad when she can't drop everything because you need to get off. Call someone that can. Some of us have lives too! SHOCKER!

[QUOTE=JoJoBlondie;3659232]Why is it so hard to grasp the fact that not all girls are sitting around all day in full makeup and lingerie waiting for anyone to just randomly call?? **Different providers categorize themselves in different ways for a reason. *.

When they tell you they need notice, they don't mean 30 minutes. Search the streets or go to a massage parlor or even search the sister site to check availability!! To get your fix. Most would gladly give a recommendation to girls that are available if they aren't, but don't get mad when she can't drop everything because you need to get off. Call someone that can. Some of us have lives too! SHOCKER![/QUOTE]Sista! You said it all. LOL. Happy Holidays JoJo!

[QUOTE=JoJoBlondie;3659232]Why is it so hard to grasp the fact that not all girls are sitting around all day in full makeup and lingerie waiting for anyone to just randomly call?? **Different providers categorize themselves in different ways for a reason. *.

When they tell you they need notice, they don't mean 30 minutes. Search the streets or go to a massage parlor or even search the sister site to check availability!! To get your fix. Most would gladly give a recommendation to girls that are available if they aren't, but don't get mad when she can't drop everything because you need to get off. Call someone that can. Some of us have lives too! SHOCKER![/QUOTE]Why I always ask with first contact on how much notice they need.

JoJo this how most people think, it's all about them. That's why we all need to respect other's, we all have lives (although some have more drama than others) sometimes that sex is so good, it makes us pussy stupid!

BG,

Have fun, play safe, do your research, give and get respect, find some crazy-good and TPHFB!

[QUOTE=JoJoBlondie;3659232]Why is it so hard to grasp the fact that not all girls are sitting around all day in full makeup and lingerie waiting for anyone to just randomly call?? **Different providers categorize themselves in different ways for a reason. *.

When they tell you they need notice, they don't mean 30 minutes. Search the streets or go to a massage parlor or even search the sister site to check availability!! To get your fix. Most would gladly give a recommendation to girls that are available if they aren't, but don't get mad when she can't drop everything because you need to get off. Call someone that can. Some of us have lives too! SHOCKER![/QUOTE]

Wishing you all Happy Holidays!

BG,

[QUOTE=Mmgeg;3659500]Sista! You said it all. LOL. Happy Holidays JoJo![/QUOTE]LOL. Nor do we drive to outcalls wearing some sexy lingerie or sit around the house 24/7 wet and horny. And frankly, "can I "cum" to you" isn't cute or enticing.

Stop ruining my fantasies. I also know for a fact that I called one of you heathens at the last minute and your were as pleasant and wet as when I called 3 days in advance.

So nana nana boo, stick your head in doodoo.

[QUOTE=Sarag;3659935]LOL. Nor do we drive to outcalls wearing some sexy lingerie or sit around the house 24/7 wet and horny. And frankly, "can I "cum" to you" isn't cute or enticing.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JoJoBlondie;3659232]Why is it so hard to grasp the fact that not all girls are sitting around all day in full makeup and lingerie waiting for anyone to just randomly call?? **Different providers categorize themselves in different ways for a reason. *.

When they tell you they need notice, they don't mean 30 minutes. Search the streets or go to a massage parlor or even search the sister site to check availability!! To get your fix. Most would gladly give a recommendation to girls that are available if they aren't, but don't get mad when she can't drop everything because you need to get off. Call someone that can. Some of us have lives too! SHOCKER![/QUOTE]Preferred short notice like that but, I've just quite the boring life this past year LOL. Not much going on in my world! That's why I'm super excited to move and have New Places and New Faces!

You were always a Doll JoJo and nothing but kind and thoughtful to me! Keep your Sassy attitude girl, I think it makes you even that much more sexy!

Play Safe why'all ✌.

Lana.

I can be ready in 20 minutes notice. To change into something sexy and put something on to answer the door in.

JoJo is correct, we do have lives outside of what we do here.

[QUOTE=JoJoBlondie;3659232]Why is it so hard to grasp the fact that not all girls are sitting around all day in full makeup and lingerie waiting for anyone to just randomly call?? **Different providers categorize themselves in different ways for a reason. *.

When they tell you they need notice, they don't mean 30 minutes. Search the streets or go to a massage parlor or even search the sister site to check availability!! To get your fix. Most would gladly give a recommendation to girls that are available if they aren't, but don't get mad when she can't drop everything because you need to get off. Call someone that can. Some of us have lives too! SHOCKER![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sarag;3659935]LOL. Nor do we drive to outcalls wearing some sexy lingerie or sit around the house 24/7 wet and horny. And frankly, "can I "cum" to you" isn't cute or enticing.[/QUOTE]I seem to recall having my dress, stockings, hair and makeup done in just under 5 minutes at someone's birthday party, and Amanda was all dolled up in no time, as I recall.

I don't see what takes you women so long to get ready. I've seen glaciers move faster than some of you girls. LOL!!

Kyussfan.

[QUOTE=JoJoBlondie;3659232]Why is it so hard to grasp the fact that not all girls are sitting around all day in full makeup and lingerie waiting for anyone to just randomly call?? **Different providers categorize themselves in different ways for a reason. *.

When they tell you they need notice, they don't mean 30 minutes. Search the streets or go to a massage parlor or even search the sister site to check availability!! To get your fix. Most would gladly give a recommendation to girls that are available if they aren't, but don't get mad when she can't drop everything because you need to get off. Call someone that can. Some of us have lives too! SHOCKER![/QUOTE]I totally see where you're coming from. I myself like lots a time allowed by both parties to get ready in order to make our experience the best that it can possibly be.

Do remember however, that most of the world doesn't think this way. That's why there's always 30 cars in McDonald's drive thru, and Amazon prime offers same day delivery. People are lazy and they want everything right now. So you ARE limiting yourself to the amount of clients that you see by not offering the "Ready in 30 minutes or it's free" special like Domino's Pizza used to do. LOL!

Not saying you're wrong, just saying.

Kyussfan.

I seem to recall hearing about that party as it was at a time that I could not make.

[QUOTE=Kyussfan;3661050]I seem to recall having my dress, stockings, hair and makeup done in just under 5 minutes at someone's birthday party, and Amanda was all dolled up in no time, as I recall.

I don't see what takes you women so long to get ready. I've seen glaciers move faster than some of you girls. LOL!!

Kyussfan.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Kyussfan;3661061]I totally see where you're coming from. I myself like lots a time allowed by both parties to get ready in order to make our experience the best that it can possibly be.

Do remember however, that most of the world doesn't think this way. That's why there's always 30 cars in McDonald's drive thru, and Amazon prime offers same day delivery. People are lazy and they want everything right now. So you ARE limiting yourself to the amount of clients that you see by not offering the "Ready in 30 minutes or it's free" special like Domino's Pizza used to do. LOL!

Not saying you're wrong, just saying.

Kyussfan.[/QUOTE]I've had meetings and such get canceled last min and found myself with a little time. I've has some success with providers being available. Although I don't expect her to be ready at a dropnof a hat. I did have one provider tell me that she had a last min cancellation too. I just happened to make contact about a min or so after she got the news. So it worked out well for both of us. Sometimes the universe aligns the stars just right. I just don't count on it though. And as always I try to be respectful.

Peace.

Dave.

That was epic!

[QUOTE=Kyussfan;3661050]I seem to recall having my dress, stockings, hair and makeup done in just under 5 minutes at someone's birthday party, and Amanda was all dolled up in no time, as I recall.

I don't see what takes you women so long to get ready. I've seen glaciers move faster than some of you girls. LOL!!

Kyussfan.[/QUOTE]

One of these days I'm going to delete all the pictures of hookers on my phone.

Hey there. I totally understand that you providers have a life. I do as well. I have a pretty demanding schedule as well. I don't think I have the correct contact information for you any longer. I have been attempting to schedule an appointment with you via text and phone call since November 30th. I'm assuming I just got lost in the shuffle of the holidays.

Hopefully we can meet up soon?

[QUOTE=JoJoBlondie;3659232]Why is it so hard to grasp the fact that not all girls are sitting around all day in full makeup and lingerie waiting for anyone to just randomly call?? **Different providers categorize themselves in different ways for a reason. *.

When they tell you they need notice, they don't mean 30 minutes. Search the streets or go to a massage parlor or even search the sister site to check availability!! To get your fix. Most would gladly give a recommendation to girls that are available if they aren't, but don't get mad when she can't drop everything because you need to get off. Call someone that can. Some of us have lives too! SHOCKER![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LancePkrbttm;3661179]One of these days I'm going to delete all the pictures of hookers on my phone.[/QUOTE]That's one way to go personally I'd just buy more storage.

[QUOTE=Kyussfan;3661050]I seem to recall having my dress, stockings, hair and makeup done in just under 5 minutes at someone's birthday party, and Amanda was all dolled up in no time, as I recall.[/QUOTE]You do offer a good point. If that big coke head SW Amanda can get ready in 10 minutes after being picked up from the local street corner, any lovely lady can achieve it.

Sincerely Signed,
The Biggest Prick in the Yard.

[QUOTE=Hotforty;3661142]I seem to recall hearing about that party as it was at a time that I could not make.[/QUOTE]But video is. LOL.

"Cause tonight is the night, shaved my left ball and my right. ".

[QUOTE=DaveRue;3661165]I've had meetings and such get canceled last min and found myself with a little time. I've has some success with providers being available. Although I don't expect her to be ready at a dropnof a hat. I did have one provider tell me that she had a last min cancellation too. I just happened to make contact about a min or so after she got the news. So it worked out well for both of us. Sometimes the universe aligns the stars just right. I just don't count on it though. And as always I try to be respectful.

Peace.

Dave.[/QUOTE]About providers who are or who are not available in 30 min or less but rather a client getting pissy if you can't be ready. Most clients are polite and say thank you but others are asses. Those are of whom I believe she speaks.

[QUOTE=Untchbl;3660332]Stop ruining my fantasies. I also know for a fact that I called one of you heathens at the last minute and your were as pleasant and wet as when I called 3 days in advance.

So nana nana boo, stick your head in doodoo.[/QUOTE]Well I admit I've seen your junk and even have pictures but do not believe I have carnal knowledge of how it works. But in case I'm mistaken should I contact a certain drag queen that shaves her chocolate starfish to stick my head in some doo doo?

[QUOTE=IndyGuy123;3661814]You do offer a good point. If that big coke head SW Amanda can get ready in 10 minutes after being picked up from the local street corner, any lovely lady can achieve it.

Sincerely Signed,
The Biggest Prick in the Yard.[/QUOTE]That mister mister in the ass check showing skin tight mini was in such a hurry that his lipstick was smeared and if photographed could have passed for a bad run of a blow up doll?

[QUOTE=Hotforty;3661142]I seem to recall hearing about that party as it was at a time that I could not make.[/QUOTE]To starting saving a new date as that epic days anniversary is only a short three weeks away. Plus I think one of those drag queens will be hitting the big 5-0.

[QUOTE=Sarag;3661993]To starting saving a new date as that epic days anniversary is only a short three weeks away. Plus I think one of those drag queens will be hitting the big 5-0.[/QUOTE]I remember 50 but closer to 60 now.

However, there are many providers that don't want to talk to you unless its time to meet. They do not prefer scheduling. Often this is the BP fare, but nonetheless we sometimes forget about the etiquette. I personally prefer to schedule a meet and have someone get ready for me like I get ready for them.

Hope to meet you someday JoJoB.

Hammer.

[QUOTE=JoJoBlondie;3659232]Why is it so hard to grasp the fact that not all girls are sitting around all day in full makeup and lingerie waiting for anyone to just randomly call?? **Different providers categorize themselves in different ways for a reason. *.

When they tell you they need notice, they don't mean 30 minutes. Search the streets or go to a massage parlor or even search the sister site to check availability!! To get your fix. Most would gladly give a recommendation to girls that are available if they aren't, but don't get mad when she can't drop everything because you need to get off. Call someone that can. Some of us have lives too! SHOCKER![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sarag;3661993]To starting saving a new date as that epic days anniversary is only a short three weeks away. Plus I think one of those drag queens will be hitting the big 5-0.[/QUOTE]I once crashed into a V-8 Mustang while listening to the theme song from a police drama starring Jack Lord, which happen to have came out the same year I was born. Other than that, I have no idea what you're talking about.

Kyussfan.

[QUOTE=Kyussfan;3667719]I once crashed into a V-8 Mustang while listening to the theme song from a police drama starring Jack Lord, which happen to have came out the same year I was born. Other than that, I have no idea what you're talking about.

Kyussfan.[/QUOTE]Age is like a fine wine. You Just get better.

Ok time for the prick to try and do something nice.

Take a look at the 2 attached pictures. The blonde is missing and has been for over a week. I post this here because I recognize the picture of the 2 girls from a Backpage ad but it is not up currently. If you have seen this girl anytime recently or happen to have any possible info, please PM me. I have a source that I will be sharing any info with anonymously.

Sincerely Signed,
The Biggest Prick in the Yard.

[QUOTE=IndyGuy123;3670268]Ok time for the prick to try and do something nice.

Take a look at the 2 attached pictures. The blonde is missing and has been for over a week. I post this here because I recognize the picture of the 2 girls from a Backpage ad but it is not up currently. If you have seen this girl anytime recently or happen to have any possible info, please PM me. I have a source that I will be sharing any info with anonymously.

Sincerely Signed,
The Biggest Prick in the Yard.[/QUOTE]This girl is / was good friends with another young lady that was found dumped and frozen behind the McDonald's at 74/ post on Christmas Day. Both have had run-ins with uncle for non hobby related offenses. I don't believe it made the news as my understanding they were waiting on autopsy results. For those that belong to Franklin Township Chat or ironically follow the Franklin Township Crime Page on Facebook there is info there.

On a board in DFW, there is maintained a list called the "DON list". Don "do not see". It's a listing of providers that are known to do BBFS, cream pies, cip, cia. Of course the irony for that is that those are the ones that many actually do want to see. A surprising percentage of providers there (including Ecc- P411, AMPs, and of course, BP) do BBFS. Like. A lot. Some even advertise for it, and they're not the desperate H-addicted types either. I'd estimate that there are between 75 and 125 on the list, which is updated quite frequently from guys with first hand carnal knowledge. I've followed that local board for a few years now, and there has not been any sort of outbreak of anything. I mean anything. I know what some of you are thinking, that people wouldn't volunteer that they have an STD or HIV. That's not the case. Handles are given out like candy, so anyone could post anything with little or no repercussions. In fact, I'm surprised that a pissed off monger hasn't invented something to settle a score.

Are we participants in the poo-pooing of BBFS in public and partakers of it in private when possible? Is it really that common any more to get an STD from hobbying? There’s a hell of a market for bb. Denying that would be ...well...fake news.

[QUOTE=EarlyCuyler;3672064]
Are we participants in the poo-pooing of BBFS in public and partakers of it in private when possible? Is it really that common any more to get an STD from hobbying? Theres a hell of a market for bb. Denying that would be ...well...fake news.[/QUOTE]Many are exactly that and I have wrote on it a time or two here. I have seen first hand texts or emails to multiple providers from members of this board asking for it, begging for it, and even offering more for it.

I remember the hypocrisy coming to light when SexyRed was nearing the end of her time in the hobby. Through a non-hobby relationship she contracted something. Word got out about it and mongers were running to their local clinic left and right. Most of them admitted they had been doing bb.

Sincerely Signed,
The Biggest Prick in the Yard.

When you first open this website it goes to the front page. The most recent / popular forums are listed. Usually towards the top are Seattle "Bareback Providers" and Los Angeles "Bareback Beauties". There bb providers are discussed openly and intel shared. CIP and CIA are common. It may be taboo for some and for others it is just another part of the hobby.

Dave.

[QUOTE=BagoHammer1;3667550]However, there are many providers that don't want to talk to you unless its time to meet. They do not prefer scheduling. Often this is the BP fare, but nonetheless we sometimes forget about the etiquette. I personally prefer to schedule a meet and have someone get ready for me like I get ready for them.

Hope to meet you someday JoJoB.

Hammer.[/QUOTE]Like I said, we're all different. I was just expressing how I am. I want to be sure I'm 100%, for you and I both! I'm a scheduler, and I'll never jump out of bed and do a quick sink bath and slap on some makeup just because someone has a few extra minutes in their day.

Plenty of providers will do that and hey good for them! Just saying that's not my style. Not trying to be a huge *****, just realize I'm not posted up at Super 8 waiting for a call.

But pm me! New Year new friends!!

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No, no you can't and that's always the problem with fingerwaggen, Unless somebody is borrowing your coochi when they are fucking BB then how they fuck is none of your business.

Before you go off on the "yes but their behavior raises everybodies risks" bullshit don't. You can't tell them that they need to use a condom because it prevents the spread of disease AND that they are raising your risks when you are using a condom. Condoms either work or they don't. If they do and you're practicing safe sex then you're good, if they don't work then stop using them.

And no, we don't condone nor promote any practices. If we endorse anything we endorse the idea that people should decide for themselves how they want to use their bodies.

So, no fingerwaggen.

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