[QUOTE=Spacehog;3356533]Was she atleast attractive?[/QUOTE]Yes, a little too thin though. Maybe in her early 40's.
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[QUOTE=Spacehog;3356533]Was she atleast attractive?[/QUOTE]Yes, a little too thin though. Maybe in her early 40's.
[URL]http://seattle.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/i-love-to-play-he-d-games-magic-mouth-tight-kitty-big-booty-sexy-curves/41662073[/URL]
I wouldn't wish this on your worst enemy.
First off, she lives in a ghetto ass apartment complex that is being redone.
So your sexy mood music will be table saws, nail guns, and Chicano Music.
Why? Because she has to have a window open in her room.
Why? Because her place smells like that sweet combo of old bacon grease and stale smoke and a slight hint of wet dog. (She actually thought the incense stick would cover that smell up.).
Then you get into her room and you lay down on the bed with some animal print blanket that was bought at the Puyallup Fair.
You lay back and look right at the framed photos of two multiracial gradeschoolers.
Not sure if they are her kids or grandkids.
Anyway, she applies something on your dick. It looked like Iodine because I thought my dick had jaundice for the next 24 hours. (Google Jaundice Penis at it will scare the crap out of you.).
Then she sucks your dick. Not bad. Not sure if she removed her teeth, but not bad.
You will nut in her mouth. She will spit it out followed by a nice raspy chuckle and a classic smoker hack.
You will pay her $60, leave, cry all the way home about what a sick human you are, burn your clothes and spend the next 48 hours trying to get that smell off of you and your dick back to its normal color.
I am still trying to wash that image out of my mind.
Anyone that repeats with this has lost any and all self respect.
I just thought this website deserved an honest review.
[QUOTE=ComedyMavin;3366910]
You will pay her $60, leave, cry all the way home about what a sick human you are, burn your clothes and spend the next 48 hours trying to get that smell off of you and your dick back to its normal color.
[/QUOTE]Now that's some funny shit there!!
You had 3 chances to split, man. The smell would have turned me away. But for 60 bucks, what do ya expect? HaHa! I'm just laughing with you. I can't count the number of times I've let the little head do the thinking & put myself In some very strange & regrettable situations. Better luck next time!
-LCB.
[QUOTE=ComedyMavin;3366910][URL]http://seattle.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/i-love-to-play-he-d-games-magic-mouth-tight-kitty-big-booty-sexy-curves/41662073[/URL]
I wouldn't wish this on your worst enemy.
First off, she lives in a ghetto ass apartment complex that is being redone.
So your sexy mood music will be table saws, nail guns, and Chicano Music.
Why? Because she has to have a window open in her room.
Why? Because her place smells like that sweet combo of old bacon grease and stale smoke and a slight hint of wet dog. (She actually thought the incense stick would cover that smell up.).
Then you get into her room and you lay down on the bed with some animal print blanket that was bought at the Puyallup Fair.
You lay back and look right at the framed photos of two multiracial gradeschoolers.
Not sure if they are her kids or grandkids.
Anyway, she applies something on your dick. It looked like Iodine because I thought my dick had jaundice for the next 24 hours. (Google Jaundice Penis at it will scare the crap out of you.).
Then she sucks your dick. Not bad. Not sure if she removed her teeth, but not bad.
You will nut in her mouth. She will spit it out followed by a nice raspy chuckle and a classic smoker hack.
You will pay her $60, leave, cry all the way home about what a sick human you are, burn your clothes and spend the next 48 hours trying to get that smell off of you and your dick back to its normal color.
I am still trying to wash that image out of my mind.
Anyone that repeats with this has lost any and all self respect.
I just thought this website deserved an honest review.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=LCB;3367071]You had 3 chances to split, man. The smell would have turned me away. But for 60 bucks, what do ya expect? HaHa! I'm just laughing with you. I can't count the number of times I've let the little head do the thinking & put myself In some very strange & regrettable situations. Better luck next time!
-LCB.[/QUOTE]I am a sick sick individual.
Seriously, she is repulsive and her place is awful.
She makes school lunchroom ladies look hot.
Thanks CM for the honest review. I won't lie I have been tempted to see her based on her low price and big ass but my big head has always talked me out of it. She is a member of the tnaboard as well and apparently prefers shorter appointments: qv or hh.
She is in sunny south florida now. Any info on her would be appreciated.
[URL]http://miami.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/seeexxyyy-young-wild-redhead/49324053[/URL]
[QUOTE=Louielouie;3376470]She is in sunny south florida now. Any info on her would be appreciated.
[URL]http://miami.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/seeexxyyy-young-wild-redhead/49324053[/URL][/QUOTE]Oh thank god. Those pics are fake and I fell for them a couple times since she changed numbers. She's not worth seeing, she's mental, and a total germophobe.
Looks like the Asian guys that were spamming Backpage for the last year or so with their Asian girls all got busted.
[URL]http://komonews.com/news/local/cops-bust-asian-prostitution-ring-in-western-wash[/URL]
I'm glad. Now I don't have to filter Backpage to look at the ads. It was at the point where it was nearly impossible to find a non-Asian girl.
[QUOTE=Michael1967;3377459]Looks like the Asian guys that were spamming Backpage for the last year or so with their Asian girls all got busted.
[URL]http://komonews.com/news/local/cops-bust-asian-prostitution-ring-in-western-wash[/URL]
I'm glad. Now I don't have to filter Backpage to look at the ads. It was at the point where it was nearly impossible to find a non-Asian girl.[/QUOTE]Yeah, just about all those ads (both on the Seattle and Tacoma sections) are gone! There were so, so many, an dit was bizarre, to say the least!
[QUOTE=Michael1967;3377459]Looks like the Asian guys that were spamming Backpage for the last year or so with their Asian girls all got busted.
[URL]http://komonews.com/news/local/cops-bust-asian-prostitution-ring-in-western-wash[/URL]
I'm glad. Now I don't have to filter Backpage to look at the ads. It was at the point where it was nearly impossible to find a non-Asian girl.[/QUOTE]I hated scrolling and scrolling through all those stupid ads, glad they're gone.
[QUOTE=OneByOne;3377867]Yeah, just about all those ads (both on the Seattle and Tacoma sections) are gone! There were so, so many, an dit was bizarre, to say the least![/QUOTE]This is big, all those women, will be indited, along with some clientel, they won't stop, they will go after the rest, it will be interesting, to see how all the other girls advertize, be carefull people, I got to beleave, their some setups out there.
[QUOTE=Gravity;3378529]I hated scrolling and scrolling through all those stupid ads, glad they're gone.[/QUOTE]It looks like they spent more than $100 K on ads. They must have been making big money.
This is comedy because she goes on endlesss rants on tna about how stupid all men are at hobbying and how she's a victim of inconsiderate men. Thanks for the info though, if you been reading her posts on the other board she pretty much bragged before about how she stacks guys back to back and doesn't need to shower for certain appointments. Definitely a high mileage chick.
[QUOTE=ComedyMavin;3366910][URL]http://seattle.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/i-love-to-play-he-d-games-magic-mouth-tight-kitty-big-booty-sexy-curves/41662073[/URL]
I wouldn't wish this on your worst enemy.
First off, she lives in a ghetto ass apartment complex that is being redone.
So your sexy mood music will be table saws, nail guns, and Chicano Music.
Why? Because she has to have a window open in her room.
Why? Because her place smells like that sweet combo of old bacon grease and stale smoke and a slight hint of wet dog. (She actually thought the incense stick would cover that smell up.).
Then you get into her room and you lay down on the bed with some animal print blanket that was bought at the Puyallup Fair.
You lay back and look right at the framed photos of two multiracial gradeschoolers.
Not sure if they are her kids or grandkids.
Anyway, she applies something on your dick. It looked like Iodine because I thought my dick had jaundice for the next 24 hours. (Google Jaundice Penis at it will scare the crap out of you.).
Then she sucks your dick. Not bad. Not sure if she removed her teeth, but not bad.
You will nut in her mouth. She will spit it out followed by a nice raspy chuckle and a classic smoker hack.
You will pay her $60, leave, cry all the way home about what a sick human you are, burn your clothes and spend the next 48 hours trying to get that smell off of you and your dick back to its normal color.
I am still trying to wash that image out of my mind.
Anyone that repeats with this has lost any and all self respect.
I just thought this website deserved an honest review.[/QUOTE]
So some time ago, I decided to try out an older woman. Hell, in the year or so since I've moved to Washington, I've been surprised by how well off the people I've talked to are: 40 year olds that look like they're in their mid 20's, 60 year olds who don't look a day over 35. Hell, my old man hit "old and wrinkly" before he finished his mid-30's! I don't know what Washington people do different, but damn. So when I saw an ad for a 40 year old woman with pictures that looked pretty damn good for a woman her age, I didn't think to question it. With only 1 other encounter with a Backpage Provider under my belt, I haven't quite figured out all the nuances of telling a good ad from a bad one, beyond the obvious bad Asian ones that regularly spam BP.
Mistakes were made.
[URL]http://seattle.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/milf-why-choose-a-girl-when-you-can-have-a-woman-sexy-rachel/44953588[/URL]
Mistake number 1: Those pictures looked too good for a woman her age. Again, I've been surprised by just how old some of the people I've talked to are, when they look 20+ years younger. So while it seemed suspect, I didn't have any reason to call them into question. Hell, I work with a 60 year-old who looks fucking fabulous for his old age. When my old man hit his 60's, it literally looked like his skin began to melt off his bones. The difference is pretty jarring!
Mistake number 2: For awhile, it seemed like I was being dodged after arrangements had been made. I was given an address to go to, and when I arrived there, I got no word from her for awhile. After finally getting a message back, I spent the next hour or going around Bellevue. Probably ought to have bailed by that point, but mistake number 3 of the day kept me from calling the entire thing off.
Mistake number 3: Blue Lightning. My first time with a Backpage Provider was a disappointment. And not because of the woman, no! She was great on her end! I was just nervous as fuck and it ended up being a lackluster experience because of first-time jitters messing me up in the man-junk area. So to avoid a repeat embarrassment, I decided to pick up a little extra something to take the edge off any nervousness that might arise for future encounters. But where I truly made the mistake here was taking it shortly before leaving for Bellevue. I had not expected the game of run-around to happen at all, nevermind how long it actually took until we finally met up. But by then, my little brain was too deep in "GIVE ME PUSSY" mode to overpower my bigger brain into following logic and calling the whole thing off.
So eventually we finally meet, and I am thoroughly disappointed by the woman I ended up encountering. But my only option for escape would have been to drive like a bat out of hell away from Bellevue, and unfortunately the little blue pill in my system didn't care: pussy was pussy and it wanted some dammit.
Luckily, we didn't establish an exact session so I opted for the quickest one possible. She tried bargaining for 2 big ones for a hotel, with a promise for more time at a later date, but I avoided that since I have NO PLANS to meet her again. Eventually we find something that works out, she gives a quick BJ before rolling a condom on, rides me to completion, and then I go back to my car and leave. As soon as I could, I found a gas station with a restroom and literally washed my genitals in the sink, now that I didn't have pseudo-viagra in my system that didn't care where it found relief.
So in short, Salty says: "Unless you have a specific thing for older women with some history to them, NO!