Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=LexLuther]I have to agree with Ravane. N2 displays a curious mix of rich vocabulary along with bizarre grammatical usage, misspellings, and mis-matched subject/verb pairings. Perhaps N2 could tell us what is first language is. This may help us to understand. My guess is that he is either some shade of asian (perhaps southeast asian) or that he is from another planet entirely.

Please N2, give us some insight into what is at work in your linguistically bizarre behavior. If posts such as Ravane's upset you, then you have to help us find our way toward accepting you.

If N2 is asian as I have suggested, he is most likely what we used to call a "stupent" during the time when I was employed by a major local university. If this is true, then he may very well be dipping his little spoon too frequently into the Peruvian marching powder.

You must admit though that he is entertaining in his own irksome way.

LexLuther[/QUOTE]Lex,

I’m terribly sorry to disappoint. I’m as American as the next bloke. I guess you can attribute the grammatical inconsistencies you’ve noticed to my alter ego. I believe our grammatical usage and word choice is readily identifiable as our fingerprints or our DNA. In many academic circles, it is your DNA.

Or perhaps because of my poor command of the English language, I’ve elected to participate on this board. It’s a terrific way of improving my English. Don’t read too much into it, it’s a just decorum that we must facilitate in order to make life more bearable.

By the way, must you reference the powder every time you talk to me? I’m truly amaze to find a person of your caliber (from your posts) stands steadfast behind his initial judgment.

N2

Been pining away since my ATF Sunny left Gold to go back to NYC.

Over the last few weeks been trying out AMP and SC in CA (SD, LA and Palmdale, yes Palmdale!), had a lot of fun exploring my new home, drunk too much beer, spent too much on womens drinks and dances and still come uo dry! Reports in the CA forum.

Decided to try Supra, not looking for Coco, but some of the other providers mentioned earlier. However, Coco answered the door so that was my lot!

Had seen her before on my only other visit to Supra, very beautiful, but too cutesy and businesslike. Did the trick given my few weeks of abstinence, but will try for another one next time. Cant remember if i got a table shower last time, but certainly didn't this time.

will hold off to go to Gold next time, Sunny said she may be back soon, got to keep looking for a new project.

Cheers,

Ozmong

Hey why don't you guys take your key-board gang banging somewhere else? In the last 2 pages there have been only about 3 mediocre reports.

Why don't you all (A John and co) continue this shit via PM, where the rest of us don't have to sift through all this B.S to get to the reports.

Mr.Snipes aka G13

Have we come to the point now where we discredit people because of their grammar or spelling? And it's not just today, I've seen a trend of this sort of criticism in our DC forums theoughout 2007. C'mon, it's silly. A lot of the misspellings I've seen people make fun of could likely be typos, yet they are criticized. I think I even remember someone critisizing when someone didnt use an apostrophe. Ridiculous. I type as if I'm speaking, which sometimes doesnt come across as proper writing form, but this aint a thesis paper. I also dont use spell check, nor do I really proofread before I submit my report. I hope people arent doubting my credentials because of this.

I dont have a dog in this fight with N2. I guess I find anybody who racks up 18 posts in two days annoying, but beyond that, he seems like he might be knowledgeable when it comes to the AMPs. Do I think he's a cop? Not really. Do I think he's an old poster with a new handle? Seems plausible. I do take offense to him trying to discredit my boy Ravane though, a guy who has contributed a bunch and did it in a fashion respectful of those who have been around for a while. He didnt come in making boasts and posting incessantly. He played it chill, and we dig him for it. So back the fuck off in that regard, jack, Ravane has way more cred than you.

In summary, I really hope the misspelling/typo/grammar shit stops. Also, N2, if you want any sort of acceptance you'd better be a little more respectful of your forum elders. And quit posting constantly, you're fucking annoying.

[i]**DISCLAIMER: Please disregard all dangling participles, misplaced modifiers, left out apostrophes, typos, blah, blah, fucking blah...[/i]

[QUOTE=Loop Vet]Have we come to the point now where we discredit people because of their grammar or spelling? And it's not just today, I've seen a trend of this sort of criticism in our DC forums theoughout 2007. C'mon, it's silly. A lot of the misspellings I've seen people make fun of could likely be typos, yet they are criticized. I think I even remember someone critisizing when someone didnt use an apostrophe. Ridiculous. I type as if I'm speaking, which sometimes doesnt come across as proper writing form, but this aint a thesis paper. I also dont use spell check, nor do I really proofread before I submit my report. I hope people arent doubting my credentials because of this.

I dont have a dog in this fight with N2. I guess I find anybody who racks up 18 posts in two days annoying, but beyond that, he seems like he might be knowledgeable when it comes to the AMPs. Do I think he's a cop? Not really. Do I think he's an old poster with a new handle? Seems plausible. I do take offense to him trying to discredit my boy Ravane though, a guy who has contributed a bunch and did it in a fashion respectful of those who have been around for a while. He didnt come in making boasts and posting incessantly. He played it chill, and we dig him for it. So back the fuck off in that regard, jack, Ravane has way more cred than you.

In summary, I really hope the misspelling/typo/grammar shit stops. Also, N2, if you want any sort of acceptance you'd better be a little more respectful of your forum elders. And quit posting constantly, you're fucking annoying.

[i]**DISCLAIMER: Please disregard all dangling participles, misplaced modifiers, left out apostrophes, typos, blah, blah, fucking blah...[/i][/QUOTE]Loop,

It was not my intention to be annoying. My sincere apologies to seniors of this board. I will limit my postings to credible intelligence.

n2

Thanks, Loop. 'preciate it. N2, I agree, lets move on. I won't come back at you, although I am itching to.

Lets get back to what this forum's for. Reporting!

Selah!

[QUOTE=Loop Vet]Have we come to the point now where we discredit people because of their grammar or spelling? And it's not just today, I've seen a trend of this sort of criticism in our DC forums theoughout 2007. C'mon, it's silly. A lot of the misspellings I've seen people make fun of could likely be typos, yet they are criticized. I think I even remember someone critisizing when someone didnt use an apostrophe. Ridiculous. I type as if I'm speaking, which sometimes doesnt come across as proper writing form, but this aint a thesis paper. I also dont use spell check, nor do I really proofread before I submit my report. I hope people arent doubting my credentials because of this.

I dont have a dog in this fight with N2. I guess I find anybody who racks up 18 posts in two days annoying, but beyond that, he seems like he might be knowledgeable when it comes to the AMPs. Do I think he's a cop? Not really. Do I think he's an old poster with a new handle? Seems plausible. I do take offense to him trying to discredit my boy Ravane though, a guy who has contributed a bunch and did it in a fashion respectful of those who have been around for a while. He didnt come in making boasts and posting incessantly. He played it chill, and we dig him for it. So back the fuck off in that regard, jack, Ravane has way more cred than you.

In summary, I really hope the misspelling/typo/grammar shit stops. Also, N2, if you want any sort of acceptance you'd better be a little more respectful of your forum elders. And quit posting constantly, you're fucking annoying.

[i]**DISCLAIMER: Please disregard all dangling participles, misplaced modifiers, left out apostrophes, typos, blah, blah, fucking blah...[/i][/QUOTE]

Hey fresh as a daisy you've got a lot of room to talk. Your last 8 post needed to be "sifted through all this B.S" 7 of them in the MP forum and only 1 of them in General forum. None of them contributing nothing. I've thought all along your a spoiled brat. Jackson, Jackson look what they're doing. Littleboy take your toys and go home! I told you before keep my name out of your mouth!

[QUOTE=Freshly Snipes]
Why don't you all (A John and co) continue this shit via PM, where the rest of us don't have to sift through all this B.S to get to the reports.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=A John]Hey fresh as a daisy you've got a lot of room to talk. Your last 8 post needed to be "sifted through all this B.S" 7 of them in the MP forum and only 1 of them in General forum. None of them contributing nothing. I've thought all along your a spoiled brat. Jackson, Jackson look what they're doing. [b] Littleboy take your toys and go home! I told you before keep my name out of your mouth![/b][/QUOTE]How childish. Truth hurts don't it? I politely ask everyone, including you to stop, and this is how you repsond? With childish insults? Well maybe you have a short retention span but i can resort to name calling too. My last few reports outweights all the B.S you've been spurting on here as of late. Remember it's about quality, not quantity. But it's all good, looks like you still got a grudge against me 'cause I called you out last time, and now I'm doing it again; hey, someone has to do it.

And speaking of keeping things out of mouths, that AMP girl of yours that's got you pussy whipped so good, should keep my dick out of her mouth. Just remember homie, i'm paying for her clothes that's got her looking so good for YOU. Plus you must know your tasting MY delicious cum anytime you plant a kiss on your beloved's sweet, oriental lips. Enjoy!


P.S i tried to PM this to you, as not to clutter the board with this type of bickering, but your box was full.



Have a good day, Mr.Grammar expert!

Mr.Snipes aka G13

I just got done with another session with my favorite provider. Called ahead to make sure she was working today and she was, but mamasan could not understand me. When I got there an asked for her, mamasan asked if I called and was very appreciative for calling ahead.

Back to the familiar room, she comes in (thanks me for asking for her) and helps me get undressed. As she notices that I am starting to get hard, she gently pushes me back to the table to sit down so she can do a little teasing and BBBJ before the shower. Awesome. Off to the TS. TS was great as usual. She washes the but twice and on the flip, plenty of time teasing my member. Back to the room where she dries me off and then leaves to get the tools. Upon returning, she tells me to flip over, massage latter. Kissing all over leads to another great BBBJ. As she reaches for the cover, I tell her it is her turn. I spent plenty of time getting her nips hard (and instead of blowing on them, the fan was providing all the necessary wind). Her natural mounds are so big that I can get two nips in my mouth at once. Then down for a little DATY. After that, the cover goes on and we start a standing dog, flip to a standing mish and then the big finish with a CG. (she does the CG kinda different, one leg forward and one leg back, more on that later). Heavy breathing and resting on both parts follow that workout. She gets me cleaned up and gives me back and front massage while she is still buff. After massage is done, she asked if I want to come again (still had some more time). I told her I don’t think I could (WTF? ), but maybe next time.

After she gets dressed, I ask if she could get on top, I wanted to show her something. She gets on top in the "normal" CG position and I tell her I would "finish quick like this". She does not know what quick means, so she goes over to little drawer and gets a pad to write it down. I realize now that she hardly understands any English. I guess I will have to make it my point to teach her some (she know the business vocab). I think she got my point about how to do a CG. Gave her a little neck and shoulder massage before leaving. Third time there in two weeks. Later. BT3

TAKE THIS SHIT OFF LINE!!!

JJ

[QUOTE=A John]Hey fresh as a daisy you've got a lot of room to talk. Your last 8 post needed to be "sifted through all this B.S" 7 of them in the MP forum and only 1 of them in General forum. None of them contributing nothing. I've thought all along your a spoiled brat. Jackson, Jackson look what they're doing. Littleboy take your toys and go home! I told you before keep my name out of your mouth![/QUOTE]

Just returned from Wilson Boulevard and Jefferson haven't been there in a while. Not sure of her name I think Mai or Meme took care of me she wasn't into good of a mood as today she is supposed to be leaving however her new replacement has not showed up. House momma said everyone else was busy. Everything was very mechanical paid for 45 minutes and was out the door in 40 I would not recommend her. I'm not sure who else was working.
Happy Hunting
AJ

Using Ignore Lists (01-23-07)
I just finished responding to more than 100 reported posts, a task that in itself will give anyone a headache, but this particular batch struck me has having an unusually high number of complaints that essentially amounted to one member not liking another member's writing style or report content, which leads me to offer this general suggestion:

If you don't like another Forum Member's reports, then simply add them to your "Ignore List" and you'll never see their reports again.

You can access your personal "Ignore List" under your User CP. Just login, select "User CP" from the top menu bar, then select "Buddy / Ignore Lists" from the left side column.

[QUOTE=Sleazebum]TAKE THIS SHIT OFF LINE!!!

JJ[/QUOTE]

PS
Don't PM me anymore for information!

당신은 정보를 어쨌든 사용하지 않는다

Hadn't been to DC in a while so I decided to make a day of it.

First stop was the carriage house where I drew Sue. She was a little bit older than I would prefer but the massage was great and she really got into the main event. Overall I would give the experience a 7. 5 and probably wouldn't repeat.

Feeling refreshed I grabbed some lunch and a couple of beers, hit the ATM, and on to the next stop.

The second stop was awesome and ranks up there with some of my best from pre-BW. She had a great attitude, in her mid to late 20s, hot body, everything was great. I wish I would've stopped here first because I would've just returned later for another hour instead of going somewhere else. Actually it was so great I'm not going to give any info about her, sorry.

Seven Eleven,

So now you have added two useless posts to the forum, maybe to boost your total?

Riggo

BT:

I PM'd you in case you didn't want to reveal the locale and name of your "favorite provider"; alas, you didn't answer.

As it appears, you got the interest of your brethren here peaked but left out some pretty important details.

Without those details, this report is just another fantasy I will never achieve.

Van

[QUOTE=BigTime3]I just got done with another session with my favorite provider. Called ahead to make sure she was working today and she was, but mamasan could not understand me. When I got there an asked for her, mamasan asked if I called and was very appreciative for calling ahead.

Back to the familiar room, she comes in (thanks me for asking for her) and helps me get undressed. As she notices that I am starting to get hard, she gently pushes me back to the table to sit down so she can do a little teasing and BBBJ before the shower. Awesome. Off to the TS. TS was great as usual. She washes the but twice and on the flip, plenty of time teasing my member. Back to the room where she dries me off and then leaves to get the tools. Upon returning, she tells me to flip over, massage latter. Kissing all over leads to another great BBBJ. As she reaches for the cover, I tell her it is her turn. I spent plenty of time getting her nips hard (and instead of blowing on them, the fan was providing all the necessary wind). Her natural mounds are so big that I can get two nips in my mouth at once. Then down for a little DATY. After that, the cover goes on and we start a standing dog, flip to a standing mish and then the big finish with a CG. (she does the CG kinda different, one leg forward and one leg back, more on that later). Heavy breathing and resting on both parts follow that workout. She gets me cleaned up and gives me back and front massage while she is still buff. After massage is done, she asked if I want to come again (still had some more time). I told her I don’t think I could (WTF? ), but maybe next time.

After she gets dressed, I ask if she could get on top, I wanted to show her something. She gets on top in the "normal" CG position and I tell her I would "finish quick like this". She does not know what quick means, so she goes over to little drawer and gets a pad to write it down. I realize now that she hardly understands any English. I guess I will have to make it my point to teach her some (she know the business vocab). I think she got my point about how to do a CG. Gave her a little neck and shoulder massage before leaving. Third time there in two weeks. Later. BT3[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Seven Eleven]And I hope you're not posting just to: 1) post your delusions of grandeur or 2) to reach the mythical 30 post and try to build up "trust".[/QUOTE]

7-11:

I find it utterly ironic that you are chastising another for attempting to run up his posts to increase his post count. You had 2 posts in a row that really meant nothing.

So, on a whim, I went back and reviewed you 17 post count. There was only 1 of substance and that posting, to me at least, was suspect. I think it was about your 2nd post that mentioned Neverland... How did you know the location of Neverland when it had never been mentioned here and I know those "in the know" would not PM you without any credibility.

This post was simply my opinion and does not require any retort...simply thought on your account.

Van