Massage Parlor Reports

Ohhhh! Wazowskiiiii,
wow! You're my hero mmmm hmmmmm.
The rest of you, Stay Safe..RS



[QUOTE=Mike Wazowski]So, I thought the bravado regarding personal wealth, mention of not wanting to give out too much information, extreme paranoia about cops and a general mangling of written English all put together seemed very familiar.

A click on Mr. Sambora's name and a check of his prior posts will show that this is our favorite imaginary medal of honor winner with a name change.

Everyone remember Raw Deal Dude? All of his old posts are now archieved with this new handle, Richie Sambora.

Next time I'm driving around West Shore, I'll have to look at every walled and gated private residence - not community, mind you - and wonder if I could find our favorite wealthy business man who loves to slum it up in Pasco County dive bars.

Of course that's only when he's not in Miami, on company expenses, in a company vehicle (and what a vehicle!) finding smoking hot women at bargain basement prices that he won't tell us about - due, of course, to the ever-present 5-0, Uncle Leo, Flat Foot, etc.[/QUOTE]

Guess I need to get hit in the head enough times to stop, but no... Went two weeks ago, Meena or Mina maybe. Started OK, would only finish HJ. When I gave her two Jax for an uninspired session, she turned up her nose and threw it on the massage table, stormed out of the room to lead me out back door. I figured, what the heck, doesn't really need the money, so I scooped it up and followed her down the hall.

I'm guessing I won't be welcome back anytime soon.

[QUOTE=Tampahunter]....When I gave her two Jax for an uninspired session, she turned up her nose and threw it on the massage table, stormed out of the room to lead me out back door. I figured, what the heck, doesn't really need the money, so I scooped it up and followed her down the hall.

I'm guessing I won't be welcome back anytime soon.[/QUOTE]



Sounds like you weren't welcome the 1st time. :) :) :)

[QUOTE=Tampahunter]Guess I need to get hit in the head enough times to stop, but no... Went two weeks ago, Meena or Mina maybe. Started OK, would only finish HJ. When I gave her two Jax for an uninspired session, she turned up her nose and threw it on the massage table, stormed out of the room to lead me out back door. I figured, what the heck, doesn't really need the money, so I scooped it up and followed her down the hall.

I'm guessing I won't be welcome back anytime soon.[/QUOTE]

The last time I was there was about a year ago. I TOFTT and the chubby, acne faced, provider was the homeliest girl I have ever seen at an AMP. I should have walked out right then, but I was very horny.

I left without a hard-on not because of anything she did. Her skills were so poor it just disappeared. Unfortunately, I can't remember her name but I don't think it was Mina.

Finally, once I got to the room I found the place to be VERY UNCLEAN which makes it a health hazard.

Visited Oxygen over the weekend. Massage was great but only item on the menue was HJ.

Where should I visit for a more extensive menue?

Thanks in advance

[QUOTE=Tampahunter]Guess I need to get hit in the head enough times to stop, but no... Went two weeks ago, Meena or Mina maybe. Started OK, would only finish HJ. When I gave her two Jax for an uninspired session, she turned up her nose and threw it on the massage table, stormed out of the room to lead me out back door. I figured, what the heck, doesn't really need the money, so I scooped it up and followed her down the hall.

I'm guessing I won't be welcome back anytime soon.[/QUOTE]That is classic!!! I once had a bad expierence at Japanese Spa on Kennedy. When I gave her the tip money, she threw it on the table with a disgusted look and showed me the door. It wasn`t until I was in the parking lot that I realized I should have taken my money back when she turned her back. On the upside, when I first entered the room to get undressed, as I was putting my wallet and keys into that little zippered pouch, I noticed the previous monger had left some money in there. I could not count it then because the twat was standing right next to me. After I left, I counted it. It turned out to be only $7. So the massage was not a total loss.

Anyone have any info on this place? I stopped in the other day to get a look-a-round. Was met at door by average looking korean woman, maybe mid 30s. Casually dressed. Was told the rate was $80/hr and closed at 2 AM. No more 24 hour service. I had a few memorable visits to that place before the raid. Had a couple sessions with Sara. One of the few places that let you actually pick the girl you want, not get the next one in the rotation. And all the girls were hot.

Where is Gold Spa?

[QUOTE=Billsohorney]Visited Oxygen over the weekend. Massage was great but only item on the menue was HJ.

Where should I visit for a more extensive menue?

Thanks in advance[/QUOTE]

Check the St Pete and Orlando massage forums, do some research and take a drive. Tampa AMPS are hit or miss now - mainly miss.

[QUOTE=Clinton Bush]Check the St Pete and Orlando massage forums, do some research and take a drive. Tampa AMPS are hit or miss now - mainly miss.[/QUOTE]
Try Magic Spa on Kennedy,I have had luck in the past

[QUOTE=Wazoskismokspp]The fact is, you did a double take when you saw the name because it gets you so hot![/QUOTE]



I surely hope this board doesn't degenerate to tolerating this kind of crap.

[QUOTE=Billsohorney]Where is Gold Spa?[/QUOTE]Gold Spa is located on Westshore a little north of Gandy. Heading north on Westshore, it`s on the left next to CDB restaurant.

[QUOTE=Vitamin P]I surely hope this board doesn't degenerate to tolerating this kind of crap.[/QUOTE]Apparently some high-schooler has a hard on for Mike. Research Waz. Pp and you'll see a gold mine of adolescent put-downs.

Great. Juvenile posts fooding a site intended for adults.

TOFTT yesterday. Had Kendi, 30 something, nothing special. Attractive, fit, nice rack. Uninspired shower, soft massage, only HJ offered. Not impressed.

Just discoverd my new favorite (short of FS)...Suzy at Yokohama. She is 30ish Korean most likely, fairly attractive and built like a brick sh-house with a small ghetto booty and muscular legs. She gives a nice TS with plenty of special attention (better than I got from Tina), and a pretty good massage/rub, once again a good amount of special attention. Allowed some roaming and was very sweet...beginning to HE. In between I became the massuese...that was worth the extra tip$ IMHO.
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