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50th and Cicero had a swarm of Beezzzzzzzzzzz Today!

Be careful.

Tall, thick, busty, and CUTE!

I don't know why I was thinking about this today, but have you ever run into a provider while out in public? It's happened to me a few times, a couple of times while I was with my SO.

The first time must have been six or seven years ago. Back in the day of 34 I stopped in for a little therapeutic relief one night. The next morning, I ran into the babe at a downtown Starbucks. She was with, I assume, her boyfriend. We glanced at each other as if we were deer struck by headlights. I was alone so it wasn't too awkward for me, but she got out of there pretty quickly.

The other times were a little dicey for me. I ran into this one therapist, who was a little kooky to begin with, on two occasions. Fortunately she didn't blurt anything out, but I admit I was a little nervous.

Heh. I had this happen once, when I lived in New Jersey. There was a parlor I went to frequently, where I had a good relationship with a very sweet MILFy woman who gave probably the best BBBJCIM I ever had. And at a bargain rate.

Of all places to run into her, it was in line at a McDonald's at breakfast. And she was with her jailbait-hot 15 or 16 year old daughter, a little mini version of herself. That was pretty f'd up. I smiled and looked away. Neither of us ever brought it up at any of our subsequent sessions. =)

Only two incidents that I remember:

1. Wife giving birth to first kid. Difficult delivery so wife and kid stay in hospital for a few days. One day I am walking to my car to go home and get some rest. In the parking garage of the hospital, massage provide yells my name at top of her lungs, runs up to me and hugs me! Fortunately I was alone. Later she apologizes and acknowledges how stupid a move that was. I honestly think she thought she was greeting a normal friend. I corrected her later...

2. With the wife at a breakfast place on the north side. Saw a girl who looked EXACTLY like my provider at the late, great Sun Spa in Batavia. She never acknowledged me, so I'm not 100% sure, but she certainly favored my girl from Sun.

I have run into providers two times. Both times I was with wife both times they acted as if they did not know me.

I ran into a provider from dallas tx in a pilot truck stop in southern illinois while the greyhound bus stopped for a break. I saw her made eye contact she smiled. and i walked up and said man its so cold and she said yes dallas was much warmer i smiled said yes it was. and we walked away My X wife was with me and asked do you know her I said no I was just being polite and friendly is that bad :-) ..

If the x only knew that 2 months before I screwed the dog snot out of that lil oriental gal she would have killed me there and then :-)

Later all.

MF

Oh yeah at bars here in peoria I have ran into providers at bars many times but I always tell the girls act like you don't know me or I will go crazy yelling and it works. :-)

About a month after spending time with my regular provider and her friend, I walk into a hair salon about a quarter mile from work. I don't have an appointment and I have never been there before, so the give me the one girl who was free. Who just happens to be "the friend". The look of horror on her face was pretty funny. I just whispered "I'm cool", she cut my hair and I gave her a nice tip. On the way out, I told her that she should laugh about this. My regular told me they had a he'll of a laugh about it.

I had it happen to me in a Walgreens with my S.O. with me. Luckly I was in a job that associated strongly with the public so I just blew it off as a potential customer and my S.O. was cool with it. Later I let the girl know to not know me enless she is positive I am alone.

Even worse I have a couple SW's that live around my home and had one of them come banging on my garage door after she seen me come home she didn't notice my S.O. in the car before I closed the door and again lucky for me she pulled the I need some help with my car line after she seen my S.O. in the car. That one I could have Killed!

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Had a regular provider who billed herself as a "college girl. " She retired and fell off the planet. About six months after I had last seen her one of the supervisors where I work was introducing a "new girl" around my office--it was her! When she was introduced to me she smiled just a little too much. Supervisor asked if we already knew each other--which we both denied. For the next year she sat in a cubicle about twenty feet from my office. She even worked on a couple of my projects. Needless to say, being in such close proximity, we also found time for a few special projects of our own (usually after hours). After about a year she quit and moved out to California.

Hey guys during the weekend I was browsing CL under Casual Encounters and saw and ad of a young hot 18 yr old that lives in Lakeview. I think she's legit although I didn't have the time to TOFFT that day but here's a few snippets of our chat from her end:

hey there.. well if you are interested im offering f/s for 150 half hr and 225 hr.. everything is included except greek.. i'm available asap.

well its kinda roguh for me to make it that far.. my astro van has an oil leak... im located near belmont and clark...

3400 n. clark.. i dont give out my address online but if you'd like you can call me or i can call you to confirm...

3400 is the block in at... what time are you avail.. im avail. asap.... my number is 773 663 6650... im home alone.. are you a cop?


What do you guys think? If any of you try here before I do pm me.

Anyone know where one can have some adult fun during the day near the Loop? Strip clubs, MP's, or just checking out hot chicks?

I am heading to Chicago in early April from Los Angeles. What is the quality like? I am a MP aficionado in the LA area. Love em. Thanks all. PM is good to keep the fuzz down...

[QUOTE=Amptor]Anyone know where one can have some adult fun during the day near the Loop? Strip clubs, MP's, or just checking out hot chicks?

I am heading to Chicago in early April from Los Angeles. What is the quality like? I am a MP aficionado in the LA area. Love em. Thanks all. PM is good to keep the fuzz down...[/QUOTE]Be sure to fly in to O'hare airport.

Always seems to be a lot of international beauties all around.

I see ads with ridiculous rates, why? I'm under the impression that it's nothing more than a release and finger up the arse. Am I mistaken? Why the premium rate with sub par looking girls?

Anybody remember the girls of Top Shelf Strip Club?

Where did they all go?

[QUOTE=Raoul Duke]I see ads with ridiculous rates, why? I'm under the impression that it's nothing more than a release and finger up the arse. Am I mistaken? Why the premium rate with sub par looking girls?[/QUOTE]
Well .... these girls really believe that they are not giving a HR or any type of sex. They are very well trained by all kinds of mystics and eastern religion experts. Their belief is that you need to and can get your sexual experience to a higher plane by practicing tantric exercises.

If you remember Diana (she is no longer in Chicago, I believe), the reviews on her were good, but always qualified by the wierdness that went along with the experience such as incense, bells, chanting, etc.

The tantric "Goddesses" will never claim they are there to give you sexual release, but to help you connect with your sexual being and heighten your experiences. They are there to guide you along the journey. If you pay them enough, they will even help you practice techniques that will prolong and heighten your experience. Sometimes that journey can even take as long as 2-3 hours and cost $500-1000.

Namaste!!