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Every time I've been there. As a general rule, I never go for the first one to approach me either. I figure they're kind of like screeners or a first line of defense; the better ones are watching.
[QUOTE=Colocolo99;1356813]Yeah, I figured I got screwed. You can really get a manual release in the $10 section?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Colocolo99;1356032]I was at a seminar down in San Diego. On the way back I decided to give the bird a shot due to all the recommendations and stories from this forum. I think it was $20 to get in plus another $20 for a drink or two. I sat down and there was a girl on me within seconds. Her name was Naomi. With heals on she was about six feet tall. Long legs. Perfect bolt-ons. Peach for an ass. Brunette. Just perfect. She was a little old. 35, but the body of a 22 year old. Plus, I figured the experience would make her less shy. Within 10 seconds of introducing herself to me she grabbed my cock and shaked it a bit to wake him up. Then she grabbed my hands and put them on her body telling me not to take them off her. I molested her for a good 10 mintues before opting for a lap dance. I don't like that they are out in the open. $10 per song. She let me suck on her tits and would flash her pussy at me. After 3 songs I couldn't handle it anymore. I asked her what happens in the private lap dance room and the VIP. She told me the private both was $100, she'd get naked with some touching. In the VIP for $150 she'd get naked and give me a hand job. This girl had me under her finger. I opted for the sure thing. Off to the VIP room we went. First, I went to the bathroom to take a piss. Found a condemn and wrapper in the toilet unflushed. Figured that was a good sign. Went back to the room. She immediately unzipped my pants and started jacking away. She told me not to cum on her hand and to let her know when I was close. I was like,"WTF?" But whatever. So she jacks me while I'm playing with this hot brunettes ass and tits. I let her know I was about to cum so she hands me a kleenex. I jerk off with one hand while playing with her tits with the other. Pretty anti-climatic. I would have liked her hand wrapped around my cock while I shot my load. I'm assuming thats what the condem was for? That way one could cum with the mess? Live and learn I suppose. As soon as I came she got dressed and that was it. Along the line I bought her a $20 drink as well. She told me they have to get a certain amount of drinks sold per night. It was an expensive uninspired handjob. $40 to get in the door. $20 for her drink. $30 for the lap dances. Then $150 for the VIP room. Then she asked for a tip! I think I had 8 $20 bills so I told her to keep the change. The next day I noticed she had friction burned my cock while jacking me off. It scabbed over and everything. Definitely not getting a dry hand-job again any time soon. I wish she would have used lotion or spit at least. She was smoking hot but $240 was a little much for a half hour or so in the club. I figured that visit was the equivilent to three visits to the local AMP. After reading the posts some more, I think I'll try Sahara next time.[/QUOTE]I was there last Friday afternoon and had an interesting encounter with this Naomi. But first, you got some of the price info incorrect so for the record, the most you pay to get in is $20 total which includes a ticket for your first drink. A coupon in the Sports section of the OC Register will save you another $5-10 depending on the time of day. And dudes, you never have to buy a girl a drink no matter how wet her tears, but if you do, keep in mind that the same ladies drink they sell for $20 can also be purchased for $10. So if you are in a generous mood, tell the waitress you'll spring for a $10 drink.
Naomi is older than what I'm looking for in SCs, but when she sat down with me we clicked very nicely. She also brought over the waitress to assist in the "table service" and this for me is as good as it gets. I am seriously moved by erotic surprise. For me it is more exciting to catch a moment of wardrobe malfunction where a waitress's navel might be momentarily exposed than seeing a stripper splayed out totally naked spread eagle on the stage.
So the waitress sits down and the two of them are continuously and delightfully working my package at the same time and I've got their pretty heads together ear to ear smiling at me sexy from about 1/4 inch from my nose and its just fucking HOT! This is service worthy of compensation in my book so I buy them each a $10 drink to keep the party going. And it does for another good 10 minutes! I've also got my hands inside the waitress's blouse. Gently caressing her tits with no protest. Despite her denials, no doubt she's been a dancer or whatever, but she understands the taboo fantasy that men like me enjoy of scoring service from the forbidden fruit as compared to the easily available dancer services. I think Naomi was slightly put off that my interest was definitely more concentrated on the waitress than on her.
Normally I would not go for dances with Naomi, but I felt that at $10 a dance and with the friendly connection we were making, that I could spare another $20 for a couple of dances. Her intentions were very good. Getting under my zipper. But like Colocolo posted, her touch was a little rough and I prefer it to be tender. Had I gone more than a couple of dances bruising was inevitable, but I called it off in time. BTW, Naomi tells me that working in a high mileage environment is new to her despite having many years experience as a dancer. But says she got comfortable with doing BJs and HJs after a few months at the Bird. But based on Colocolo's report, not totally comfortable about it yet.
Did the same with several other dancers. 2 to 4 $10 dances a piece and held my load back for an anticipated encounter with one of my Thai MP favoritas after these "warm up" encounters. Every dancer produced what is expected of a Dirty Bird for a lousy $10! Wish I could remember the name of this 20 year old ultra spinner who almost made me cum just watching her display her naked charms on stage under bright light. Pretty sure she's something of a brat but my jaded veteran's cool broke her down and she went from cold bitchy to warm and friendly in a hurry by my side at the table.
Seriously, the Bird is not a great place to get laid but IMO, no strip club is a great place to get laid and I choose to stay away from penetration and don't throw my money away in VIP rooms. Short of that, it is a great outlet for everyman's fantasy of being able to rub up against and, sex up and be sexed up by numerous pretty girls at a very modest expense.
[QUOTE=The Camel; 1357717]I was there last Friday afternoon and had an interesting encounter with this Naomi. But first, you got some of the price info incorrect so for the record, the most you pay to get in is $20 total which includes a ticket for your first drink. A coupon in the Sports section of the OC Register will save you another $5-10 depending on the time of day. And dudes, you never have to buy a girl a drink no matter how wet her tears, but if you do, keep in mind that the same ladies drink they sell for $20 can also be purchased for $10. So if you are in a generous mood, tell the waitress you'll spring for a $10 drink.
Naomi is older than what I'm looking for in SCs, but when she sat down with me we clicked very nicely. She also brought over the waitress to assist in the "table service" and this for me is as good as it gets. I am seriously moved by erotic surprise. For me it is more exciting to catch a moment of wardrobe malfunction where a waitress's navel might be momentarily exposed than seeing a stripper splayed out totally naked spread eagle on the stage.
So the waitress sits down and the two of them are continuously and delightfully working my package at the same time and I've got their pretty heads together ear to ear smiling at me sexy from about 1/4 inch from my nose and its just fucking HOT! This is service worthy of compensation in my book so I buy them each a $10 drink to keep the party going. And it does for another good 10 minutes! I've also got my hands inside the waitress's blouse. Gently caressing her tits with no protest. Despite her denials, no doubt she's been a dancer or whatever, but she understands the taboo fantasy that men like me enjoy of scoring service from the forbidden fruit as compared to the easily available dancer services. I think Naomi was slightly put off that my interest was definitely more concentrated on the waitress than on her.
Normally I would not go for dances with Naomi, but I felt that at $10 a dance and with the friendly connection we were making, that I could spare another $20 for a couple of dances. Her intentions were very good. Getting under my zipper. But like Colocolo posted, her touch was a little rough and I prefer it to be tender. Had I gone more than a couple of dances bruising was inevitable, but I called it off in time. BTW, Naomi tells me that working in a high mileage environment is new to her despite having many years experience as a dancer. But says she got comfortable with doing BJs and HJs after a few months at the Bird. But based on Colocolo's report, not totally comfortable about it yet.
Did the same with several other dancers. 2 to 4 $10 dances a piece and held my load back for an anticipated encounter with one of my Thai MP favoritas after these "warm up" encounters. Every dancer produced what is expected of a Dirty Bird for a lousy $10! Wish I could remember the name of this 20 year old ultra spinner who almost made me cum just watching her display her naked charms on stage under bright light. Pretty sure she's something of a brat but my jaded veteran's cool broke her down and she went from cold bitchy to warm and friendly in a hurry by my side at the table.
Seriously, the Bird is not a great place to get laid but IMO, no strip club is a great place to get laid and I choose to stay away from penetration and don't throw my money away in VIP rooms. Short of that, it is a great outlet for everyman's fantasy of being able to rub up against and, sex up and be sexed up by numerous pretty girls at a very modest expense.[/QUOTE]As usual, another great report!
And very well summed up.
Thanks!
So at the Sahara are they doing HJ's with lotion during the dances for that plus tips or more of here's the lotion.
And goto town on your own? Going to head to there or the bird tomorrow or this weekend.
Will do a VIP at the bird at a later date. Always wanted a stripper to bang there.
Rolled into sahara around 10:30pm, sat down and within 2 minutes had a older girl named paulina sit next to me, she asked a few times if I wanted a dance and I was trying to shoot her down and then she said the words they always say " It will be the best dance of your life" I told her how I've noticed they all say that and she said that she" doesn't like to waste peoples time, its bad for biz" and she assured me I would leave happy, Normally I would have passed because she wasnt my cup of tea, but I was in a bit of a rush so we headed to the dance area. Once we sat she went to town, she had her hand in my pants within 5 seconds, she gave me the option of lube or condom, I take a while to finish, so I ended up buying 2 of the 3 dances for $30. 00, overall that was well worth the. 6 for the dance.
My biggest regret is once I left the dance area, I had a seat and "Lelani" came out from the back and sat and chatted with me for a few, Damn, this girl is hott, she has a body like Tila Tequila, small asain, with huge bolt ons, gorgeous face, I wish I would have waited and took the dances from her instead, I will have to stop in soon to get a dance from her.
Overall, I saw about 8 girls working. 2 black girls with tight body's, both of them had bolt ons, and were fit, very hot. 1 taller brunette, about 5 8' skinny, small A cups, cute face. 1 short hispanic girl, around 5 3' thick thighs, and what looked like some nice C cups. 2 asain girls, the previously mentioned Lelani and another asian girl with a big shoulder tattoo, she was hot, but Lelani was more my cup of tea.
Then there was one sloppy chubby white brunette, she was so bad looking she looked out of place and Paulina who was Mid. Late 30's 5 3' 130lbs D cup bolt ons, not the best looker but very high mileage in the dance area.
Overall I Had a good time, I will return, It was my first time stopping in, Which is odd because I work within 2 minutes of the place pretty much exactly between the bird and sahara.
Haven't been to Cali girls since remodel few years ago.
Use to be dump w lower tier girls, however it was cheap and easy place.
Much improved layout decor and girls.
Wed night. 1030.
About 25 patrons and 10 girls working. A few knockouts, the rest not bad at all w only one girl I wasn't attracted to.
10 entrance. 6 cocacola, bikini dances 10 and rest up.
Talked to a few, there were a couple new girls and they weren't lying, real young, really cute, great real girl conversations, and the worst dancers ever.
A thick girl named sugar caught my attention. Early twenties, light skin, black hair, thick almost chubby, attractive face, big curves, perky breasts, and seemed to be on drugs, definitely not speed or coke, some sort of downer relaxer because of her slow movement, speech, and gaze. Perfect.
Hits me up a few times, sits next to me, feels the goods and explains two for twenty bikini, or 3 for fifty topless in private behind curtain.
Went to private and was great, what every stripper should be and Cali girls is lucky to have her. Told bouncer she'll start when next song starts, but started anyhow. Customer service satisfaction or what. Great dancer, great moves, and lots of play. At third song, I tried to negotiate for the kill but she seemed confused unwilling, suggested I ATM and buy more dances. I declined due to the unkn own, but she pulled out my junk and continued dance, jerked me off rubbing her beautiful natural perky tits, rode me w no penetration and almost got me to commit to more dances but declined. She went over song and was perfect except for not finishing me off, I tipped her 10 and said thanks, then she put her hand in my pants to say goodbye.
Went back out, was goin to leave when the amazing hot tall asian with slender curvy bod hit the stage and hadfew dudes rushing to the stage. Stuck around to see her really work it. Ill be back to get a dance.
Because of sugar, I recommend paying Cali girls a visit.
Is there anything to be had at Cali Girls? It's location is convenient to me, but I haven't read much on the boards here. Is it in the same class as the Bird? In other words, I've gotten fucked at the Bird in the VIP, can that be done at CG?
[QUOTE=Velvetx; 1379138]Haven't been to Cali girls since remodel few years ago.
Use to be dump w lower tier girls, however it was cheap and easy place.
Much improved layout decor and girls.
Wed night. 1030.
About 25 patrons and 10 girls working. A few knockouts, the rest not bad at all w only one girl I wasn't attracted to.
10 entrance. 6 cocacola, bikini dances 10 and rest up.
Talked to a few, there were a couple new girls and they weren't lying, real young, really cute, great real girl conversations, and the worst dancers ever.
A thick girl named sugar caught my attention. Early twenties, light skin, black hair, thick almost chubby, attractive face, big curves, perky breasts, and seemed to be on drugs, definitely not speed or coke, some sort of downer relaxer because of her slow movement, speech, and gaze. Perfect.
Hits me up a few times, sits next to me, feels the goods and explains two for twenty bikini, or 3 for fifty topless in private behind curtain.
Went to private and was great, what every stripper should be and Cali girls is lucky to have her. Told bouncer she'll start when next song starts, but started anyhow. Customer service satisfaction or what. Great dancer, great moves, and lots of play. At third song, I tried to negotiate for the kill but she seemed confused unwilling, suggested I ATM and buy more dances. I declined due to the unkn own, but she pulled out my junk and continued dance, jerked me off rubbing her beautiful natural perky tits, rode me w no penetration and almost got me to commit to more dances but declined. She went over song and was perfect except for not finishing me off, I tipped her 10 and said thanks, then she put her hand in my pants to say goodbye.
Went back out, was goin to leave when the amazing hot tall asian with slender curvy bod hit the stage and hadfew dudes rushing to the stage. Stuck around to see her really work it. Ill be back to get a dance.
Because of sugar, I recommend paying Cali girls a visit.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=DJones;1379401]Is there anything to be had at Cali Girls? It's location is convenient to me, but I haven't read much on the boards here. Is it in the same class as the Bird? In other words, I've gotten fucked at the Bird in the VIP, can that be done at CG?[/QUOTE]Hit and miss. Like any place there are a few ones that do provide SOME extras. Its more or a lap dance place with a 25% chance of a wank. Sahara or the BIRD are the best ones to go to in the area.
[QUOTE=Cash Value;1379617]Hit and miss. Like any place there are a few ones that do provide SOME extras. Its more or a lap dance place with a 25% chance of a wank. Sahara or the BIRD are the best ones to go to in the area.[/QUOTE]Thanks. 25% isn't good enough for me. There's a certain thrill that comes with getting laid behind the curtain by a stripper. Sure it costs, and the money might be better spent on a pro in a hotel room, but that thrill can't be had any other way.
[QUOTE=Cash Value;1379617]Hit and miss. Like any place there are a few ones that do provide SOME extras. Its more or a lap dance place with a 25% chance of a wank. Sahara or the BIRD are the best ones to go to in the area.[/QUOTE]Based on my recent experience at the Bird, and the "VIP" area, it would be difficult to get more then a HJ, but maybe you guys are lucky.
I will have to try the Sahara based on recent reports, havn't been there in years.
[QUOTE=The Camel; 1357717]I Wish I could remember the name of this 20 year old ultra spinner who almost made me cum just watching her display her naked charms on stage under bright light. Pretty sure she's something of a brat but my jaded veteran's cool broke her down and she went from cold bitchy to warm and friendly in a hurry by my side at the table.
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Does anyone know the name of the "ultra spinner"?
Went to the bird last night at 6:30 pm only a few patron there. Got lap dances from allisa and luscious both are wonderful, but luscious gives better lap dances.
Will come back to the bird again. The only thing I hate about the whole experiences from the bird is the blonde waiter keep on asking you to buy drink for the girls.
And won't take no for an answer.
[QUOTE=Concunho1; 1387076]Went to the bird last night at 6:30 pm only a few patron there. Got lap dances from allisa and luscious both are wonderful, but luscious gives better lap dances.
Will come back to the bird again. The only thing I hate about the whole experiences from the bird is the blonde waiter keep on asking you to buy drink for the girls.
And won't take no for an answer.[/QUOTE]Yes I hate that too when the waiters are non-stop pushing drink. The very worst is in Tijuana clubs (Adalitas, HK, CC, etc.) hell I have been in those clubs with my girl giving head and they want to know if you will buy them a drink.
The Tall Man
[QUOTE=The Tall Man; 1389268]Yes I hate that too when the waiters are non-stop pushing drink. The very worst is in Tijuana clubs (Adalitas, HK, CC, etc.) hell I have been in those clubs with my girl giving head and they want to know if you will buy them a drink.
The Tall Man[/QUOTE]Ahhhh. Adalitas and the others. How I miss those days. Want to go back. But all that violence and kidnapping is no bueno for us American Folk. I'm hispanic but they'll call me out knowing I'm a US Citizen in an instant.
Sorry for going off topic LOL. But yet. The freakin waitresses asking for drinks is damn annoying. Worse than the girls themselves asking if they want a dance- even after declining 2-3 times. Smh
[QUOTE=The Tall Man; 1389268]Yes I hate that too when the waiters are non-stop pushing drink. The very worst is in Tijuana clubs (Adalitas, HK, CC, etc.) hell I have been in those clubs with my girl giving head and they want to know if you will buy them a drink.
The Tall Man[/QUOTE]I was getting a HJ, waitress peeks in the curtin and asks me to buy her a drink. Still said no =)