Massage Parlor Reports

Anyone can research this site and find countless opportunities to monger. But some haven't been reviewed for a long time. My recommendation is for the newbys to "explore" the establishments that have been written of in the past and report the new findings.

Why be concerned about a "new" Latina or Korean when you haven't even sampled what's been out there in the past?

Just one guys opinion...

Jon

[QUOTE=Thor1212]Ok, Been a long time monger and never posted, but I had to post something. That new Latina mp that no one is posting info about. It took me half a minute to find out where it is. Your little PM senoir member only thing is worthless. Why do you guys keep it up? I don't mean to start the whole flame war between members again but if your going to post a report, do it with all the details. Senoir member posts are starting to read like penthouse letters. If I wanted to jerk off to something I can look at porn I don't have to read it. I'm here to find out where and who. After all the hassle you guys give hizark about his posts about nothing you guys do almost the same thing. What I got out of that post was New Latina MP in irvine. They will screw you there. For a new member or someone who doesn't know other websites to go to they will just get frustrated and bug you via pm and post on the board. Which pisses you guys off. I just don't understand it.[/QUOTE]

Cash,

I visited your girl Yvonne on Lambert recently. I agree with you that she has an exquisite hiney. I also agree that she leads the customer to believe something might happen ... but nothing happens, not for me anyway. She had me so worked up that I would have erupted almost immediately anyway.

I sure wish I could unlock that one. Of course I'd probably lose interest then.

[QUOTE=WhiteRice]Has anyone been to the mp a few blocks down from LFBC. I went there a few times before the remodeling. I had Michelle, who was alright, but gave a great massage. She was not as good looking as you would like. I liked her massage and she would tug sometimes. Now, that they are finish with their remodel, I haven't had the chance to drop by, I'm not sure if there was a management change. I guess I'll TOFTT soon.[/QUOTE]


Talking about the place upstairs? I heard from many that it sucks like most places.

Here are all the places you need to know:

1245 Crown Valley, Laguna Niguel
395 La Paz, Laguna Hills
98512 El Toro, Lake Forest
98523 Trabuco, Irvine
87451 Harbor, Fountain Valley

You have one post, so I wanted to help you out. Assshole cop.

Flushot

[QUOTE=Cash Value]Talking about the place upstairs? I heard from many that it sucks like most places.[/QUOTE]Cash, I think its the one next to 7-11 or by the video store. I haven't heart of the one your talking about. If its upstairs on raymond, that place sucks big balls. I really toftt. She looked liked a boy, with short hair, nothing special at all and ask for a tip, who said she was in school.

[QUOTE=Flu Shot]Here are all the places you need to know:

1245 Crown Valley, Laguna Niguel

Flushot[/QUOTE]


Huh? Whats this dump? Oh I dont want to butt in on asshole cop either. Hey if an asshole is getting a massage next to you, wouldnt you look down to see if it was yours?

With approx 75 listings in OCR Classifieds (AS), I figure that we lurkers and the frequent posters can scout the MP field and update info for locals in just a few weeks. (brought over from wsgdotcom, as that board seems to be dying and I can only steal of few minutes each week to browse).

"$50/hr Cute Girls, Free Table Shower".- At the ad's address, found an unmarked door (almost always a good sign, as it keeps the neighbors off their back) and was greeted, at 11:45AM, by Mimi, a 4 at first, but became a 5 after we went into the dark room with a locking door. And a 6, once I was naked.

Sadly, Willie and Angus only got rinsed (carefully-washed areas usually qualify for oral delights, after the shower, in my experiences), while the rest of me was scrubbed with one of those disgusting loofas, but ever-the-optomist, Willie stood up after the flip, to show that he was game.

Mimi gave a very good massage (the 2nd hint of disappointment to come), just like a trained, legit MP Tech. No tickle, no tease, and a firm no hands for me (3rd hint). After the flip, she continued with a really nice, non-erotic massage, and I managed to use some serious Alpha-thinking to get Willie into the "hey look at me! " state. The result was Mimi's offer for "happy finish" for $50 extra. I asked if that was for BJ, but she said HJ only, declining 1/2 & 1/2 ("what is that? ") and we settled on $40, since she was going to get $20 anyway for the massage, par excellence. Mimi only works Sun, Mon, Thurs, and since there were 9 rooms, plus shower room, I suspect that this is the typical daytime token nearly-legit MP Tech, in a busy shop.

At least the cleanup was with hot towels and I didn't have to carry out my unborn kids in my hand.

Open 10AM-9PM.

Just started back again after a few months off. Saw a place on Harbor and Adam I have not been to or heard of before so I went for it. Turned out to be a total drag. The staff are all in their early or mid 30s and didn't even close the door doing the massage. Total waste of time. Went to another place on Harbor 3 lights north of Adam and Harbor before the freeway. This place looks legit right as you walk in and I left. Went back to old haven of McDurmott for recovery. I heard Brookhurst suite R has a new staff so I went there to scout it out. The place is worse than before if that is even possible. Wanted 60 for HJ and only allow you to rub their ass through jean. I refused the deal and gave 5 out of disgust after the massage was done. Will not be coming back.

[QUOTE=Thor1212]Ok, Been a long time monger and never posted, but I had to post something. That new Latina mp that no one is posting info about. It took me half a minute to find out where it is. Your little PM senoir member only thing is worthless. Why do you guys keep it up? I don't mean to start the whole flame war between members again but if your going to post a report, do it with all the details. Senoir member posts are starting to read like penthouse letters. If I wanted to jerk off to something I can look at porn I don't have to read it. I'm here to find out where and who. After all the hassle you guys give hizark about his posts about nothing you guys do almost the same thing. What I got out of that post was New Latina MP in irvine. They will screw you there. For a new member or someone who doesn't know other websites to go to they will just get frustrated and bug you via pm and post on the board. Which pisses you guys off. I just don't understand it.[/QUOTE]

Ok Mr. Long Time...First Time, where are the details about the new Latina mp? Total waste of a report if you give absolutely no information about it. Or is it that you want someone else to TOFTT and review it? I don't get it!? You find out some big secret and you don't go for it? That doesn't sound anything like a long time monger. Please stop the whining and go out and have fun or find another hobby. One last thing, there are a handful of mp's in Irvine that have Latinas. They're posted and advertised publicly. It's been stated that you can pick up the OCR and look at the classified section. You will find phone numbers and some addresses under the adult services heading.

This place is easy to find since it's been reviewed on ********* everyday. Everybody is talking about them. I wonder how long they will stay in biz. It's a hit and miss place because they bait-and-switch there. You get 5 mins of massage and off to the extra activities. All of the girls provide FS.

Na, I'm not looking for someone to take a hit on my account. I'm just tired of the crap that is posted here by members that are high and mighty on thier horse. Plus I wanted to be called a cop. I figure I might as well be called one and have it as a badge of honor. Before I found this site I was a frequent visitor of the tanning place on Eucild and the 22. I would go driving around for hours looking for a place and TOFTT many times. I would read your little fights about letting out info about a place. If it's in the news paper or easily accesible to any cop that has motivation to stop it then what is the harm of posting it here? This site is for people like me. Don't like to post but like to skim for good places to go. I'm not the only one. Most guys find it, look for a post that says "for a good fuck come here", then go. Now with all the reports of went to someplace I won't tell the address, any newbie has to post saying, " where the hell can I find pussy? " And then you guys get upset cause he's not doing his own work? I'm just trying to make this forum a little more useful I guess. I go to a place in whitter now. Much better than the oc places. 11128 Whittier Blvd. Off the 605. Now without all the crap I posted defending myself was that last line better than some guy posting about the good time he had and no address?

[QUOTE=Momoshiro]This place is easy to find since it's been reviewed on ********* everyday. Everybody is talking about them. I wonder how long they will stay in biz. It's a hit and miss place because they bait-and-switch there. You get 5 mins of massage and off to the extra activities. All of the girls provide FS.[/QUOTE]
There's more than one place in Irvine and I highly doubt you know about the one I reported on.

LFBC will remain open. Someone bought the business from Charlie.

[QUOTE=Giocchino]LFBC will remain open. Someone bought the business from Charlie.[/QUOTE]That's great. Would you still have to fill out the forms though. I don't like to be haggle with that kind of bs.

Jimeboy,
Thanks for the report!

Samurai


[QUOTE=Jimeboy]With approx 75 listings in OCR Classifieds (AS), I figure that we lurkers and the frequent posters can scout the MP field and update info for locals in just a few weeks. (brought over from wsgdotcom, as that board seems to be dying and I can only steal of few minutes each week to browse).

"$50/hr Cute Girls, Free Table Shower".- At the ad's address, found an unmarked door (almost always a good sign, as it keeps the neighbors off their back) and was greeted, at 11:45AM, by Mimi, a 4 at first, but became a 5 after we went into the dark room with a locking door. And a 6, once I was naked.

Sadly, Willie and Angus only got rinsed (carefully-washed areas usually qualify for oral delights, after the shower, in my experiences), while the rest of me was scrubbed with one of those disgusting loofas, but ever-the-optomist, Willie stood up after the flip, to show that he was game.

Mimi gave a very good massage (the 2nd hint of disappointment to come), just like a trained, legit MP Tech. No tickle, no tease, and a firm no hands for me (3rd hint). After the flip, she continued with a really nice, non-erotic massage, and I managed to use some serious Alpha-thinking to get Willie into the "hey look at me! " state. The result was Mimi's offer for "happy finish" for $50 extra. I asked if that was for BJ, but she said HJ only, declining 1/2 & 1/2 ("what is that? ") and we settled on $40, since she was going to get $20 anyway for the massage, par excellence. Mimi only works Sun, Mon, Thurs, and since there were 9 rooms, plus shower room, I suspect that this is the typical daytime token nearly-legit MP Tech, in a busy shop.

At least the cleanup was with hot towels and I didn't have to carry out my unborn kids in my hand.

Open 10AM-9PM.[/QUOTE]