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[QUOTE=Benz1;2895416]Bruises on her arms?

Dental Damage?

Would you repeat?[/QUOTE]Only at her "specials" price. Would not do the 150/ hhr. Normally wouldn't have done the 120/ hhr but had a good day so figured I would reward myself.

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Contacted this one to see if she was available in GR or only Plainwell. She emailed back that she is in Plainwell. Not really a deal-breaker with me but not someplace I wanted to go last night. She did not state any rates but said it depends on what you want to do. An immediate red flag for me. A couple minutes later, unsolicited, she sent another email stating that she was running a special at 70, "multiple nuts you choose where you want to cum on me or in my mouth sex and blow job and you choose if you want to use a condom or not. " This has danger on several levels. Be careful, fellas!

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Contacted this one to see if she was available in GR or only Plainwell. She emailed back that she is in Plainwell. Not really a deal-breaker with me but not someplace I wanted to go last night. She did not state any rates but said it depends on what you want to do. An immediate red flag for me. A couple minutes later, unsolicited, she sent another email stating that she was running a special at 70, "multiple nuts you choose where you want to cum on me or in my mouth sex and blow job and you choose if you want to use a condom or not. " This has danger on several levels. Be careful, fellas![/QUOTE]She would have to pay me (and much more than 70) to come see her. Is the GR scene that bad?

Regardless of it being a self review or not, I decided not to see her. When I called, Haley quoted 250 for non-FS nuru. Sorry but for that price much more can be had from some reliable girls.

[QUOTE=LongTom;2896945]Or it's potentially a white knight. I actually hope it's her, because I'd like to see her some day and anyone who writes so well is likely someone who could hold up their end of a conversation.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ssmile;2898185]Regardless of it being a self review or not, I decided not to see her. When I called, Haley quoted 250 for non-FS nuru. Sorry but for that price much more can be had from some reliable girls.[/QUOTE]3 ss or 2 HH sessions with good looking FS / BJ provider for that gps quote.

Wow!

Laura, model type 42
She's back in GR again.

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She visits from Detroit and is back this week.

See my post #9225 and save yourself wasted monger funds.

[QUOTE=Monger01;2898513]Laura, model type 42
She's back in GR again.

[Url]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/laura-model-type-now-available/20192221[/url]
She visits from Detroit and is back this week.

See my post #9225 and save yourself wasted monger funds.[/QUOTE]I agree guys she is a waste of money room always smells, she is alway out of it takes about wierd paranoid stuff, also very rushed and mechanical tries tk get you done and out fast.

She's been unavailable today, Monday 05/02/16. But hopes to be back in the swing of things Tuesday 05/03/16.

I am hoping so too!

-GR4950 (7).

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[QUOTE=Monger01;2898431]3 ss or 2 HH sessions with good looking FS / BJ provider for that gps quote.

Wow![/QUOTE]I don't know if the most recent post is a self post or not. I do know that my two dreams with her have been amazing! I do like variety, but have decided that she is good enough to be my go to provider, unless she isn't available. IMO she is exactly what I look for personality and looks wise. She has a beautiful face and a very tight body. My first appointment was a little steep, but not nearly as steep as $$ or more. After the first appointment, if she likes you, she will lower her donation and negotiate with you. If you take care of your personal hygeine, you will not be disappointed.

When I hear that the condom is optional I run in the other direction as fast as I can.

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Contacted this one to see if she was available in GR or only Plainwell. She emailed back that she is in Plainwell. Not really a deal-breaker with me but not someplace I wanted to go last night. She did not state any rates but said it depends on what you want to do. An immediate red flag for me. A couple minutes later, unsolicited, she sent another email stating that she was running a special at 70, "multiple nuts you choose where you want to cum on me or in my mouth sex and blow job and you choose if you want to use a condom or not. " This has danger on several levels. Be careful, fellas![/QUOTE]

I set up an appointment with her the other day but ended up bailing because she was acting erratic. In addition she was at that damn 131 hotel which at the time had all kinds of characters hanging around in the parking lot. Just didn't feel right. Your review confirms I did the right thing.

[QUOTE=Sparky11;2896898]I set up an morning appointment had talked to her day before seemed nice, she said to call her an hour before set time. I called and was surprised she picked up she was awake, I was excited she said she would be ready in 30 to call her when close, then things went down hill. She texted address I called when about 5 min out, she got upset that I was there and I should have cancelled but other good reviews kept me. She definitely is a spinner her Incall was off from Fulton, black dude sleeping in next room, she was kind of a mess mentally, spent 10 min looking for music that was in CD player already, started with massage (3 min) spent another 5 min looking for raincoat which she put on with mouth, started BJ, said no FS on 1st visit I did persuade her started out doggy she quickly switched to mish wasn't allowed to touch pussy was very rushed finished and cleaned up with wet wipes. I know every bodies expectations and opinions are different, but this had to go down as one of my bottom 3. I'm not sure if it was because it was a morning date or what, I will not repeat was very disappointed.

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Yikes. Sorry to hear about your bad experience. Thanks for the heads up.

[QUOTE=FunTimes8;2896826]Long time lurker but never registered until this evening.

You guys have saved me from some bad dreams and given an innumerable amount of tips to stay out of cuffs. I hadn't seen anything on the forum in regards to Nani. I decided due to time of evening to take one for the team and it was a bad dream. I fell asleep around 2 am and found myself in dreamland. The pickings were slim due to timing I assume but came across what appeared to be a good looking black woman. I called and she told me where to go and to call from the parking lot. 28th and patterson. Decent hotel and clean but cluttered. Her female friend was in the restroom. I was only told because I had to pee when I got there. 80 for 1/2 was agreed upon and settled. Cash tossed onto the nightstand. Not accurate pics at all but still cute. Nice ass. Great tits. A bit too big for my taste.

Terrible half ass CBJ. Not even hard and trying to slap the cover on. Finally got hard and she hopped onto cowgirl status. She went at it for about 5-8 minutes before her effort gave out and wanted to switch. I have a terrible ex wife that bitched and pissed and moaned about everything so her whining sent me immediately back to 0 on the hard scale.

She bent over and tried jerking him back to life. No luck from her half ass effort of barely touching him. She flipped over to mission. Played with it like a child. No grip. No stroke. Think girl trying to pick something both delicate and slippery off the floor. 4 finger claw game style. I finally said screw it ill wake him up. Got it hard again and as she is getting ready to lay there like an ex girlfriend a text comes in and she answers saying please hurry I have a customer outside waiting. I tell her to switch to just head and hands and she gives a solid 2 minute CBJ with no hands. I'm at this point not going to finish or even get hard again. I let her know that I'm just going to head out end. She immediately calls the guy waiting and says to come up and gives him the room number. I roll out of bed hitting my knee on the stupid nightstand and start getting dressed. She made a trip earlier from the nightstand to a cabinet before getting into our dream and I assume it was to put the money in a safe place.

Well as I'm getting dressed she opens the nightstand and starts asking where her money is. I walked in with only my car keys and the agreed upon amount. I showed her my pockets were empty and she accused me of taking her money. I started to walk out but her friend blocked the door. They were accusing me of taking thee money. I restripped and allowed her to go through my clothes. No money on me as I had said. Now her friend is saying that if I don't pay it is considered rape. I got the fuck out of there as soon as the are word was used. I had to threaten to call the front desk and even then leaving required using the door to adjust where Nani was standing.

Needless to say I ran. Will not revisit.

Have fun and happy hunting+.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Wolverines;2900002]When I hear that the condom is optional I run in the other direction as fast as I can.[/QUOTE]Well at least she is not posting fake pics. If they are fake, I would hate to see what she looks like when the door opens.

[QUOTE=Clgrhj;2896263]I had a dream on April 13th mid afternoon.

She is a sexy view from any angle, and I seen them all with a cute and sexy flair. She is in shape, very nimble and athletic.

I enjoyed exploring her body with my hands as her hands and body explored mine (nuru). The mutual experience adds so much more pleasure to the already amazing pleasure you'll receive from a massage.

She has boundaries which any respectable man should understand and expect, but I didn't feel constricted at all.

Her attitude was pleasing, kind, fun, warm and comforting.

There was a scheduling hiccup along the way, but she was buying a car and I was aware this might interfere. In the end it's nothing that isn't forgivable and forgetting after spending an hour with Haley; your money is well spent with her.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/body-rubsnow-offering-body-slides-real-pics/15377770[/URL][/QUOTE]Does she offer BBBJ?