ChatGPT. AI assisted reviews
I have no experience with using ChatGPT and no intentional use of AI writing tools. (I think many of us monger hobbyists are sufficiently challenged to utilize "big head natural / actual intelligence" let alone artificial intelligence).
That said, I would not be surprised to learn that I have read AI assisted writing reviews -- in fact, I am certain I have seen such reviews (Amaz** and elsewhere).
This sight is useful only to the extent that we can trust the words we read, the opinions of the reviewer.
I am going to remind myself (regularly) that if it sounds to good to be true, if it sounds like a unicorn story -- it probably is.
I am also going to remember this is a YMMV hobby.
PA
Are you reviewing Wendy or Crystal?
DaddyKarma, are you reviewing Wendy or Crystal? The name changed in your report.
[QUOTE=DaddyKarma;6610562]Needed to kill some time. After some browsing online I decided to check out this AMP that was on Andrus road in Alexandria, VA. Should treat yourself once in a while ya know. And no better way then to let go a huge load of release in some Asian.
I was in luck b / c they told me that some new girl just arrived that went by Wendy. Not a bad looker. I'd say around 35-40. Still sexy with sexy technique. Her traditional massage was superior to many I've experienced at other AMP's. Like I know we usually go for the "secret menu" shit so I'm always impressed when they really give it a go with the conventional shit. The table shower was thorough and added a sensual touch to the mood. Butter'd me up good, y'all.
Wendy overall demeanor was very intimate, adding small touches of care throughout the session, which greatly enhanced the experience. Sometimes it's the added flair that really transforms the experience. Kinda like when you go to a Chinese restaurant and DGAF that they sprinkle a little of that magic MSG dust. My brain going to fucking love it. But yeah all the really intimate stuff I covered up, including the CBJ. The time spent felt longer than an hour, and I appreciated that Crystal didn't keep an eye on the clock. A pet peeve of mine. No BS rushing leading up to the grand finale of some mish. Pounded her hard till I dumped trucked a load all up in there. Overall Wendy was incredibly attentive and that's always sexy in a girl. Sets apart the noobs from the pros. Cleaned up and I thanked her for being a great time.[/QUOTE]
Add button to highlight potential fake report
[QUOTE=CuriousVaMan;6611319]DaddyKarma, are you reviewing Wendy or Crystal? The name changed in your report.[/QUOTE]It'd be amazing if this forum added a button on every post that could be used to flag a potential fake report.
Genuine users of the forum could use the count of false report alerts while considering whether to visit a provider based on the report.
People who post too many of these false reports could then be banned.
Any waxing in Woodbridge area?
I've seen the reports on waxing services in Northern Virginia. But wondering if anyone knows a place to get waxed in the Woodbridge to Manassas area. Preferably with a little extra but not a must.
I know Mira does it without extra fun but she doesn't even allow OTC.
Thanks for any tips that keeps me from driving too far north. PM messages welcomed.
Accused of Stealing at Zenith
I stopped by Zenith at #105 in Herndon the other day. They were busy, but said it would just be a 5 minute wait. The lady took me to the staff room and asked me to sit and wait. 5 minutes turned into 15 minutes, so I decided to leave. As I was walking out, the lady came barreling out of the massage room saying I stole a $100 bill from the staff room. I walked back in and asked what she is talking about. She said that she hid a hundred under a tissue box and that I took it. I said no way. She wanted to check my pockets, so I striped down in the front entrance area and tossed her my clothes and said, have at it. She made a half ass search and said ok. Just then a customer walked in, took one look at me standing naked, turned around and left. I put my clothes back on and left. Guess I won't be going back there again.
May definitely works there. Just saw her
[QUOTE=BlueVrod;6611776]I called it another fake report because I ventured here and there was no one with that description. This person is trying to promote the business.
So disappointing![/QUOTE]I just left and was serviced by May. Based on that report I figured I go ahead and give the place a try. Got there around 430. I didn't call first, just showed up and trusted the AMP gods. Was greeted at the door by a woman in a red dress with white polka dots. She told me her name was May. She had b sized man mades. Not the bolt on types. These looked great. I didn't know they were fake until I grabbed them. Anyway. May jumped right into teasing and got me hard immediately. We quickly tan through my favorites, DATY, CG, doggy and I finished in the bag in Mish. May got me cleaned up and then gave me a scalp massage for about 20 minutes.
As I was getting dressed another provider, coco came into the room to say hi I guess. Coco was much more my type. I'm a sucker for a thick (kinda fat) Asian woman with huge soft natural tits. As I was putting my shirt back on coco was rubbing my chest and telling me how handsome I am so I reached out and grabbed her huge soft tits and she laughed.
I will be returning to give Coco a try.
Damage was 70 for the hour and 140 on the tip.
Second Visit to One in Woodbridge
As I write this, I realized as I forgot to mention the young MT's name in the previous post, that was Minnie. I would rate her 9/10 but I am still a just a new two time visitor at any MP. So, after the good experience at the One, I woke up the next day craving for Apple. Though she is a little older but she was fit and I was kinda excited by her during the TS. I called and asked for Apple and made an appointment in the next hour when they just opened.
Once I reached there and rang the bell, Apple opened the door and recognized me as I was the closing customer the previous night haha. "Back So Soon", she said. "I woke up wanting you" I replied. She took me to the room and handed me a towel for a 1/2 hr session fee. Walked me to the TS, to the sauna and back to the room where I left the tip on the counter which she didn't even count. She gave me a quick walk on the back massage, and flipped me. She took off her dress, woke up my boy with a HJ, got on to the table and put a crown on him. She started with a CBJ, I asked her to flip to taste some P. After few minutes, she hopped onto RCG style, I asked her to turn around for CG as I suck on her teets, She then got off to positioned into Doggy but I asked her to lay down for some Mish. She then went on her to knees and I finished for the CBJ.
She then dressed me up, and walked me outside. Comparatively, Minnie was a bit tighter and flexible than Apple but I did enjoy with her and might repeat.
Minnie: 9/10, Damage: 0. 6 + 1. 6 tip (It was my first time, so I was nervous and didn't haggle).
Apple: 8. 5/10, Damage: 0. 6 + 1. 4 tip.
Hope I got better in leaving the report. I'm open to suggestions to improve and also suggestions to try other MPs. Is there any white / Latin MPs any one would suggest?
AMPs have no value anymore if your primary objective is FS.
I have come to that conclusion after visiting countless AMPs and spending over 200 for a lame massage and straight CFS on a hard massage table.
Today, right after hitting the ATM, was deciding which AMP to visit when I called Asian Joyce instead. Went to her hotel and was greeted with a big smile, hug, and LFK before I helped her undress and watched her freshen up her Anus as I has had made that a request. After watching her in the tub she gave me a BBBJ and then a pussy slide where it slid in a bit more than a few times before the cover went on. This time no 69 just went straight to standing MISH, K9, and then anal K9 in the bathroom in front of the mirror. I've always been fascinated about ATM (not the kind that dispenses money) so I asked her if I could CIM. Not real ATM as she cleaned me up first before she went to BBBJCIM for the finish.
After that we got dressed and chatted for a few while rubbed her back and tits through her dress and traded sex stories. All this for 200 (less than what even an older AMP girl asks for FS).
A few things about Joyce for those who don't keep up with the escort thread;.
Her Bush has really grown out. It's now a thick fur ball with over an inch nap. She asked me if she should shave it again and I said Nooooooo.
For RicknVa. She doesn't have an Abaya costume (I asked for you) but she asked me where she could buy and said she would wear almost anything if you bring it. She looks south Asian so she could pass for Muslim if that is your thing.
Joyce is a bit quirky and not real PSE but she is fun to be with and I have a lot more fun in her hotel suite than in a tiny AMP room.
Interns today must be paid more than when I was an intern.
[QUOTE=InternNew;6613450]As I write this, I realized as I forgot to mention the young MT's name in the previous post, that was Minnie. I would rate her 9/10 but I am still a just a new two time visitor at any MP. So, after the good experience at the One, I woke up the next day craving for Apple. Though she is a little older but she was fit and I was kinda excited by her during the TS. I called and asked for Apple and made an appointment in the next hour when they just opened.
Once I reached there and rang the bell, Apple opened the door and recognized me as I was the closing customer the previous night haha. "Back So Soon", she said. "I woke up wanting you" I replied. She took me to the room and handed me a towel for a 1/2 hr session fee. Walked me to the TS, to the sauna and back to the room where I left the tip on the counter which she didn't even count. She gave me a quick walk on the back massage, and flipped me. She took off her dress, woke up my boy with a HJ, got on to the table and put a crown on him. She started with a CBJ, I asked her to flip to taste some P. After few minutes, she hopped onto RCG style, I asked her to turn around for CG as I suck on her teets, She then got off to positioned into Doggy but I asked her to lay down for some Mish. She then went on her to knees and I finished for the CBJ.
She then dressed me up, and walked me outside. Comparatively, Minnie was a bit tighter and flexible than Apple but I did enjoy with her and might repeat.
Minnie: 9/10, Damage: 0. 6 + 1. 6 tip (It was my first time, so I was nervous and didn't haggle).
Apple: 8. 5/10, Damage: 0. 6 + 1. 4 tip.
Hope I got better in leaving the report. I'm open to suggestions to improve and also suggestions to try other MPs. Is there any white / Latin MPs any one would suggest?[/QUOTE]
WOW. two full-fare visits in a 12-hour time frame.
Great report. Enjoy the hobby. Do not let the hobby become an impediment to paying your rent and other bills on-time.
Also remember to post reports and to always be nice to the ladies.
PA.
Any providers open to dfk?
[QUOTE=PilotAviator;6614135]WOW. two full-fare visits in a 12-hour time frame.
Great report. Enjoy the hobby. Do not let the hobby become an impediment to paying your rent and other bills on-time.
Also remember to post reports and to always be nice to the ladies.
PA.[/QUOTE]Haha, yeah. Thanks! Kinda gave a little break after that twice under 12 hours time frame encounter and decided to space it out for twice every month. Now, waiting for the new month to start haha. I kinda want to try some MT who might be open to some dfk. Does anyone have suggestions?
Sunny and Cheri back for a limited engagement at MAY WELLNESS!
The other day I had a very delightful session with a beautiful young Chinese princes named Cheri, 30 years old, tall, and slender shy and very cuddly. I have visited her before when she was here 4 months ago working alongside Sunny. She is back! They both are! She lives in New York but prefers the gents in Nova. (She volunteered the info) Exquisite body, slender hourglass figure with a smile that will buckle your knees and boy did I want to take her home. She comes across as the girl next door, (maybe the girl next door in flushing) so innocent looking and shy but gents. She is anything but. Cheri gives a superb massage. She starts by pushing on my lower back for 15 minutes, just pushing from one side to the other to get me loosened up and feeling good. I adore this woman she is a must see and you can see it all, but, only in your dreams. You must be extremely polite and respectful with her, no degenerates please. Be gentle, caring, and romantic, (yes just like me) and she will come around but then YMMV!
Now to the main attraction!
Sunny is the star of the show and there are many of you that have been with this young lady. Both Cheri and Sunny have very similar looks and figures, but Sunny is the direct opposite of Cheri in personality. While Cheri is somewhat shy and reserved, Sunny, on the other hand, will come right at you with that incredible flirtatious personality. It's like being on a first date with a gal that is crazy about you. Anyhow, she is 30 years old, killer body tall and slender athletic looking. (Looks like one of those tight female Olympic runners) One beautiful and charming Chinese woman. What a wonderful gal! I have been with both multiple times, but I can't get enough of their massage skills; it's intoxicating!
Of course, then you have Nicole; she holds it all together. She is the mature one there but very, very alluring. This is one special woman, and she knows it.
More options if the above doesn't satisfy:
Another option at this spa, (We all like options) is to order up half sessions. Book an hour and split your time. I did it, why should you be any different. The better you know the girls the easier it is to do. What a novel idea! Two weeks ago, I spent HR with Nicole; I had not seen her in a while and wanted to reconnect. She gave me a crunch of a massage, (this gal is a real CMT trained in Tiawan, no nonsense; she is very serious, it was the best HR of totally good pain and fun. At the halfway point I cried "Uncle", she then sends in Coco to put on the finishing touches. WOW! (Coco has moved on to make way for Sunny returning Today I believe.).
I suggest you try the above scenario with Nicole but add either Cheri or Sunny to the mix. That would be like Dynamite! I should try that, but I need to consult my Cardiologist first. Do not do 4 hands; that never works IMHO but YMMV. FYI, you need to text Nicole exactly on how you want this to play out it; don't just walk in.
I have been visiting this place since February, I have never stayed with one spa for so long. All the young ladies, especially Nicole, will make you feel wanted. Everyone that visits get a weekly reminder from Nicole of the upcoming line up. Who else would go to so much trouble?
The New York young gals:
I am seeing a shift, coming from New York, of much younger providers. They are coming here. They just need to feel wanted. They want to be here. Tip them well so we can keep them in Nova forever. I mean. What young Asian gal (there are hundreds of them) wants to deal with the New York crowd? Plus, their football teams are so overrated!!
I'm going to hear it now!
Gentleman always do better with the ladies.
Regards.
PJ.
May Wellness is located at 236 in Fairfax. Not to be confused with M and why Wellness just around the corner.
Truly a YMMV hobby. Even week to week
Repeat visit to ST in WS.
Same place. Same staff.
But, today the staff lacked energy / fun vibe.
The massage seemed like work, and they were tired of work.
I was not shorted on time. By the end of the hour, I'd had standard AMP fun at standard rates -- but not anywhere near as fun before. Shame as prior to this visit I had planned to make ST a bi-weekly destination. I'll visit other places for a while, and ST will still have a warm place in my memories, but my visits will likely be few with many weeks / months separation.
Always be nice to the ladies.
PA.
