The Rat Trap

My old pal AncientOne I can honestly say, really didn't like me.

DeadEye65 View Original Post.

I have seen Dahlia more than once. Quit your bullshit C5. You are just a fucking crybaby because you will never get verified by her. Just let it go and go on to your crack hoes.

DeadEye and SO MANY other respected mongers (you're excluded from that group Sissy), myself included have sworn that Dahlia is an awesome SP. We all know your beef is that she sniffed you out IMMEDIATELY (the girl has top notch screening skills) as the LOSER you are and refused to see you. Smart Girl. Here is the thing I don't understand and perhaps you can shed some Sissy Chrissy 5 light on it: We ALL know that your budget constraints (cheapskate) keep you mongering only with desperate crack hoes so why do you even try to see a SP like Dahlia? If she or another like her said "YES" then you couldn't even pay the freight so why do you even bother? Probably for the same reason you come on here and represent yourself as a jerk. Either because you are a jerk or you are a bored.

[QUOTE=ObtMonger;3818127]I get plenty, but when I say I get it, I actually do. A girl called yesterday and I mentioned your posts about you and monte repeatedly fucking her and her response was "FUCK NO". You never touched her pussy. The only thing she did was rub your nipples while you jerked off for 5 minutes. I hear those types of stories from lots of girls. They're actually quite humorous. They're prostitutes, why do so many of them deny what you say but have no problems with what others say about them?

You talk about pussy a lot, the rest of us actually get it. As for handles, I don't need a second handle for ego-boosting purposes. With you, it's quite different. It gets confusing following your posts, but from what I can see.

Orlando Lover posted.

C5 congratulates your handle OrlandoLover.

OrlandoLover fawns over your handle C5.

LoveMeBaby fawns over your handle OrlandoLover.







Is LoveMeBaby ready to step up to take over posting since OrlandoLover was neutered?

There must have been 20 posts about 1 single date. You and your handles made up all the other visits and they were all lies. I'm assuming that you count that as getting pussy 20 times because there were that many posts. [RED]The best part is that you didn't even see her. She wont see you so you sent a middle aged white guy to do the date.[/RED] I heard about you doing that in the past (jenncici), but I really didn't believe anyone was that desperate until Karrey confirmed her ONE date with OrlandoLover was an older white guy.

You're so fucking full of shit, it's a joke.

Why don't you just have OrlandoLover suck your dick.[/QUOTE]Lmao next handle will be username "IamNotC5".

[QUOTE=BostBruins;2732913]This is a surprise.[/QUOTE]MA1 aybe I should stick to my old saying: "if you want me to stop talking, shove a cock down my throat".

Hi guys. This is Sexy Sidney. There were a lot of posts about me wanting gentlemen callers to bring me vodka. I wanted to explain what's up. Number one: I like vodka! LOL. Number two: I ask for you to do this for me when we have a first meeting. It makes me more comfortable and proves that you are who you say that you are.

You only have to bring me a pint, not a big bottle. A pint of Sky is about 7 dollars. You can deduct from my roses if you want. Be sure to bring exact amount of roses though. I won't have change for you. LOL. You can also bring me cigs.

Muuuuaaahhhh! Sexy Sidney.

[QUOTE=Sexysidey;3820649]Hi guys. This is Sexy Sidney. There were a lot of posts about me wanting gentlemen callers to bring me vodka. I wanted to explain what's up. Number one: I like vodka! LOL. Number two: I ask for you to do this for me when we have a first meeting. It makes me more comfortable and proves that you are who you say that you are.

You only have to bring me a pint, not a big bottle. A pint of Sky is about 7 dollars. You can deduct from my roses if you want. Be sure to bring exact amount of roses though. I won't have change for you. LOL. You can also bring me cigs.

Muuuuaaahhhh! Sexy Sidney.[/QUOTE]You sound DRUNK as fuck. Question, Why the FUCK do clients have to bring you any fucking thing? What makes you so fucking special? We are not your do boy's!! Out of the thousands of hooker's in Orlando, guys gave to buy YOUR DRUNK ass vodka. LOL.

What if a new client asked you for a sample FREE blowjob? Would you be ok with that?

Sidney you can kiss ALL ours asses!

C5.

[QUOTE=Sexysidey;3820649]Hi guys. This is Sexy Sidney. There were a lot of posts about me wanting gentlemen callers to bring me vodka. I wanted to explain what's up. Number one: I like vodka! LOL. Number two: I ask for you to do this for me when we have a first meeting. It makes me more comfortable and proves that you are who you say that you are.

You only have to bring me a pint, not a big bottle. A pint of Sky is about 7 dollars. You can deduct from my roses if you want. Be sure to bring exact amount of roses though. I won't have change for you. LOL. You can also bring me cigs.

Muuuuaaahhhh! Sexy Sidney.[/QUOTE]You are nothing more than a street chick who hustles your so called clients out of cash, expensive Vodka, and expensive cigarettes, and who knows what else! Your so called LEO check is bullshit and a scam. Have you no fucking shame? Smart monger's will tell you to go suck a donkeys dick and refuse to bring you shit.

Unfortunately, this is Orlando, so most of the monger's here are pure incompetent idiot's! This trick of yours will end. I'm assuming you have two leg's and two feet, if I were you. I would use them! To walk our punk ass to the fucking store and buy your own shit beitch!

C5.

From what I see this is simple. You're all grown men and if you're ok getting a bottle for any woman than do it. If its something you don't want to do than don't. Its your earned money and some other man should never dictate how you soend it.

[QUOTE=Omar1979;3821464]From what I see this is simple. You're all grown men and if you're ok getting a bottle for any woman than do it. If its something you don't want to do than don't. Its your earned money and some other man should never dictate how you soend it.[/QUOTE]Maybe you should more time learning how to spell you incompetent fuck.

C5.

[blue][Deleted by Admin]

TrailHunter I mean OTownPlayer, do this shit again, I fucking dare you. I got more important things to do than to go digging for your real or joke aliases.

A2[/blue]

1. Gives up to date accurate reviews of providers. 2. Gives advice how to pursue the hobby safely. 3. Encourages reasonable guidelines on prices. And last but not least, keeps this site lively and entertaining; this blog would be boring af without C5. His level of Intel far exceeds that of most of us. Just saying, as a somewhat unbiased observer. Keep up the good work C5.

[QUOTE=NoFear101;3822970]1. Gives up to date accurate reviews of providers. 2. Gives advice how to pursue the hobby safely. 3. Encourages reasonable guidelines on prices. And last but not least, keeps this site lively and entertaining; this blog would be boring af without C5. His level of Intel far exceeds that of most of us. Just saying, as a somewhat unbiased observer. Keep up the good work C5.[/QUOTE]Accurate reviews? By his own admission, he fills the board with fake reviews. He pushes girls that are prominent in the ripoff reports. His "intel" is mostly made up stories.

Karrey got a call this morning and a guy said I just gave her number to him (I didn't) and said she does anal (she doesn't). She didn't believe it for a second. It's not terribly difficult to figure out who was behind this. Nice try!

[blue]I couldn't stand to see you suffer anymore so I put him on your ignore list. You won't see anymore of his posts anymore.

You can keep talking about him here if you want to but you won't be saddled by seeing what he posts anymore.

No thanks needed,

A2[/blue]

[QUOTE=NoFear101;3822970]1. Gives up to date accurate reviews of providers. 2. Gives advice how to pursue the hobby safely. 3. Encourages reasonable guidelines on prices. And last but not least, keeps this site lively and entertaining; this blog would be boring af without C5. His level of Intel far exceeds that of most of us. Just saying, as a somewhat unbiased observer. Keep up the good work C5.[/QUOTE]Here we go again. Let the bromance continue.

Just curious, if your 1, 2 and 3 were true, why does he take so much defending?

Just sayin',

C3.

[QUOTE=NoFear101;3822970]1. Gives up to date accurate reviews of providers. 2. Gives advice how to pursue the hobby safely. 3. Encourages reasonable guidelines on prices. And last but not least, keeps this site lively and entertaining; this blog would be boring af without C5. His level of Intel far exceeds that of most of us. Just saying, as a somewhat unbiased observer. Keep up the good work C5.[/QUOTE]1. Gives up to date accurate reviews of providers.

Unless they refuse to cave to his extortion attempts and then get blasted with tons of fake negative reviews.

2. Gives advice how to pursue the hobby safely.

Recommends some of the worst scam artist because he gets along with them (no surprise) behind the scenes. As a result screwing over other guys then blaming them for getting screwed over.

3. Encourages reasonable guidelines on prices. And last but not least, keeps this site lively and entertaining; this blog would be boring af without C5. His level of Intel far exceeds that of most of us. Just saying, as a somewhat unbiased observer. Keep up the good work C5.

See reply to number 1 but I can agree somewhat on the entertainment factor if you're into tons of name calling.

Bonus.

Repeatedly attacking other members who don't agree with his views. And a list of other things I'm sure I can't mention even in the rat trap.

Thanks for pointing that out Lovemebaby aka OrlandoLover. Appreciate it.

[QUOTE=NoFear101;3822970]1. Gives up to date accurate reviews of providers. 2. Gives advice how to pursue the hobby safely. 3. Encourages reasonable guidelines on prices. And last but not least, keeps this site lively and entertaining; this blog would be boring af without C5. His level of Intel far exceeds that of most of us. Just saying, as a somewhat unbiased observer. Keep up the good work C5.[/QUOTE]Really? Say what you really mean and that is: for a poor surfer guy, Sissy Chrissy 5 gives me personal guidance to get really cheap car dates from drugged out street walkers whose facial complexions resemble the landscape of the Moon craters and all.