Sounds great and would like to meet her
[QUOTE=Mbx5184;3006145]Nice, your welcome. Funny enough but your the only guy I handed out digits too that was serious. A bunch of PMs from either newbies or guys when I said only car dates the never replied again.
Oh well. More of her time for me![/QUOTE]But car dates are no dice for me. Jackie, if you are reading this, I would love to entertain you in my private home. Let me know.
Talked To Jackie Jack Jaw Yesterday
She wanted to let those who's been tryin to holler at her that she's under the weather right now. Has symptoms of a sore neck & tender uvula. Tonsils are little chaffed also. Don't know how she may have acquired those ailments, but she said she should be back on her feet & face down in a day or two. I think Ghost may have something to do w / her sore orifice.
Don't know why I need add further depiction of Triple J's gobbling gift. Those who have reported are already on target. But here's my delineation:
Have you ever taken a drumstick, fully placed it down the hole in your head, clamped down and commence to pulling all the meat off the bone w / one swoop? Replace the drumstick w / a turkey leg. Jackie's properly bored aperture action & salivation is similar to a well-oiled 351 Windsor w / your piston being appropriately serviced; proper amount of friction. Make sure you leave the light off, because even light can't escape her suction. Last but not least, Jackie doesn't mind swallowing your pride & show what you've injected into her oral intake before she does. Nothin but a man-juice eating grin while you're sittin there powered down & panting.
I myself has had to limit visits, because almost after every vacuum visit I've had to go take a long nap. I have work that needs to be done & usually feel kinda sluggish once she's done jaw jacking on the Poni pipe. There are Seniors that are afraid to see Jackie, for fear of sucking out all their mojo decreasing the impetus of chasing other providers.
Normally, I don't care about status, but she HAS requested that she keep referrals to Seniors. She IS trying to stay UTR for personal reasons. Something about running for governor & don't want this skeleton coming back to haunt her.
Be Well Jackie. Mongers Need Your Mouth.
-PB.
Pipelayer! You still alive? Test drive Jackie's Jawguar.
Ok Fellas, Poni Fucked Up!
[QUOTE=PoniBoi;3024509]She wanted to let those who's been tryin to holler at her that she's under the weather right now. Has symptoms of a sore neck & tender uvula. Tonsils are little chaffed also. Don't know how she may have acquired those ailments, but she said she should be back on her feet & face down in a day or two. I think Ghost may have something to do w / her sore orifice.
Don't know why I need add further depiction of Triple J's gobbling gift. Those who have reported are already on target. But here's my delineation:
Have you ever taken a drumstick, fully placed it down the hole in your head, clamped down and commence to pulling all the meat off the bone w / one swoop? Replace the drumstick w / a turkey leg. Jackie's properly bored aperture action & salivation is similar to a well-oiled 351 Windsor w / your piston being appropriately serviced; proper amount of friction. Make sure you leave the light off, because even light can't escape her suction. Last but not least, Jackie doesn't mind swallowing your pride & show what you've injected into her oral intake before she does. Nothin but a man-juice eating grin while you're sittin there powered down & panting.
I myself has had to limit visits, because almost after every vacuum visit I've had to go take a long nap. I have work that needs to be done & usually feel kinda sluggish once she's done jaw jacking on the Poni pipe. There are Seniors that are afraid to see Jackie, for fear of sucking out all their mojo decreasing the impetus of chasing other providers.
Normally, I don't care about status, but she HAS requested that she keep referrals to Seniors. She IS trying to stay UTR for personal reasons. Something about running for governor & don't want this skeleton coming back to haunt her.
Be Well Jackie. Mongers Need Your Mouth.
-PB.
Pipelayer! You still alive? Test drive Jackie's Jawguar.[/QUOTE]Jackie has gotten a couple of inquiries from her regulars asking about her health status & here's the deal: Due to MY tactless post, there were things that I had written that were taken the wrong way. My failed attempt for a typical humorous Poni Boi post has obviously gone awry & caused alarm for some of her clientele. I'm here to clarify things & straighten things out. I, Poni Boi is being completely serious right now, because this is a serious matter that needs to rectified.
Let me put this on record by saying Jackie DOES NOT have anything orally (tonsils, tongue, uvula or anything of that matter) related that would be of concerned to Mongers or anyone who has had the pleasantries of visiting Jackie. She REALLY HAS been under the weather & was needing some time off for herself as well as needing to tend to personal matters.
Jackie IS a respectful lady who is trying her damnedest to stay legit. I personally have commended her for recently getting off vacation & immediately establishing herself as a legitimate provider (keeping a close rapport to those she cares about- friends, family, & clients alike), obtaining having her own safe place to lay her head down, hiring on to a tax-paying employment (earning an honest income outside of providing), AND purchasing her own car- ALL this through her own hard work & dedication and ALL w / in a 3 month span. Tell me what other provider has accomplished all this feat? Not too many or none at all I suspect. Jackie's earned everything she's worked for.
Jackie is easy-going, easy to talk to & does not bullshit. She is a good conversationalist being able to articulate as well as listen to anyone & everyone. She doesn't use any sort of chemicals other than what may be prescribed to her and has nothing to do w / pimps, dopeboys, or even any crazy male-associates. Though she has gone through her own turmoils, she still takes the time to understand each individual she meets and side w / you if you are feeling down. She doesn't deserve anything less than a person's respect.
My SINCEREST apologies to Jackie's regulars, USA members, and most of all Jackie. I also want to give apologies to my fellow Monger Ghostxxx as well for any negative references that I may have made. Jackie has been nothing but a premium provider who's received nothing but superb reviews. I just hope my un-thought out reckless write up, hasn't damaged a legitimate provider's reputation.
Those Mongers that's seen Jackie on a regular basis, don't let my idiotic mistake deter you from seeing her again. Mongers, who are wanting to see her, my statement still stands about only Senior will be given referrals. There is a twist though: I will be conferring w / Jackie & certain trusted Seniors whether I should relinquish information. It's my way to protect a good provider. I apologize, but for now it's going to be this way. Jackie wants to stay UTR & I'm going to respect her wishes.
Forgive Me Jackie.
Tail Between My Legs & Needin To Be More Mindful.
- Poni Boi.