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This one takes time but pays big dividends. I go through the divorce filings and look for women 30-55. I prefer caucasion sounding names. Addresses in the burbs. Then do an Itellus check on them. Find out where they have lived in the past. Read the files, maybe know where they work. Then run them through Facebook. Look at relationship status. If it says single, etc. good sign. Check out their pic to see if they are do-able. No pic, move on to the next one. There are hundreds to pick from. Get 5-10 lined up so you don't have all your eggs in one basket. The more info you have on them, the more ice-breakers you have for conversation. Just having their address, you can ask about a store or restaurant in their neighborhood.

Send them a message and get a conversation started. If I know their court date, I like to go down and sit in and watch the hearings. Then I can do the direct approach. Get them talking. Let them get it all out. Be a good listener. Then when they are all tired of talking, you listened, show you care, they are vulnerable and open to suggestion. Many are glad a man is paying attention to them and listening.

Sure sometimes she's cute but a real psycho and its obvious to why she is getting divorced. If she's the respondent, its often the case.

A lot of these girls just need a man to get them over the hump and to be feel wanted. A soft touch, a smile, look them in the eye. Avoid cliches like "why would a guy cheat on a hot women like you?". Stay away from that.

I'm guessing maybe a dozen times in 15 years its work. Don't recall ever striking out, but keep in mind a lot of research went into these projects before I made my move. Its time consuming. You might be sitting in the courtroom for two hours. But study, listen. Look at her. Can you picture being balls deep in her? Tell yourself you will win here.

Or you can go cruise for SW or stop in an AMP. But if you want to call yourself a professional hobbyist, a real big game hunter, you got to step up. Do you feel good after walking out of the AMP after dropping a hundred? Wouldn't it feel better walking out of some divorcee's house with that hundred still in your pocket? I think Lefty and Farve just don't want to retire. I think I can still play!!!

Going after free pussy is easy,especially if there over 40. It's not the pick up it's getting rid of them that's the head ache. That's why I pay so they leave but whatever floats your boat.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty]Your playing with fire with those SWs. I know, I know. Its like going fishing. You just feel compelled to keep casting your line.

Seems lately, especially this past year, the massage therapists have given us quite a bit of drama too.

Been awhile since I hit the divorce court, psychiatrists waiting rooms, womens shelters, Wal-Mart, rummage sales, and one of my favorites, real estate roulette. Thats where you pick out a cute real estate agent, do background on her, see if she is single. Then go look at the house. If your lucky, if they think you will make an offer, they will sweeten the pot. Especially if they haven't sold a house in 6 months. Divorce court is good, especially the poor ones doing pro se. They sit outside the court room all nervous without anyone to talk to. Rummage sales are good right now. Lots of unemployed women who need money bad or going through a divorce. Women's shelters. Don't go in them, go near them. Gals are going out for a smoke.

Soon I will be celebrating women 250. I'm up to 247. I really want #250 to be something special. Should it be a high class escort? A pregnant waitress from George Webb? A LMT that has been difficult to crack? I don't want it to be just any old girl that needs a buck.[/QUOTE]I vote for the HC escort. No wait pick the waitress. Better yet celebrate with all 3 and jump right to 250. Lefty, how do you keep track of them?

[QUOTE=Like Head]Going after free pussy is easy,especially if there over 40. It's not the pick up it's getting rid of them that's the head ache. That's why I pay so they leave but whatever floats your boat.[/QUOTE]

Oh, I agree with you 100%. Its very difficult to get rid of them at any age.

But as many know, even the ones I've paid for will often find there way back to my place looking for a meal ticket. But generally the ones we use, just seem to fall off the radar over time.

The exit strategy is always problematic. Boy that is a subject or another seminar.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty]
I'm guessing maybe a dozen times in 15 years its work. Don't recall ever striking out, but keep in mind a lot of research went into these projects before I made my move. Its time consuming. You might be sitting in the courtroom for two hours. But study, listen. Look at her. Can you picture being balls deep in her? Tell yourself you will win here.
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With all the respect, it is TOO time consuming. Just a simple math: if you earn $40/hour, and have to spend 2 hours in a court room, and even more time to get there and talk her into something, well ... it comes down to $300 per 30+ old pussy. You also have to listen to all the BS, see her mood swings, etc.

Does it really worth it?

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Does it really worth it?[/QUOTE]

The chase, conquer is where the excitement is - IMHO

I'm driving up MLK not really cruising. I turn around just to look at a pretty girl, who waves. I pick up girl and friends. Girl is young and cute. Friends leave, girl gives me her number and a hug. Next week I take girl to my spot, eat some delicious chocolate coochie and play around a little to my satisfaction, then take girl home. I get another hug. $80.

Girl is sweet, good natured, bangin' body, big titties, clean, tasty, friendly and appreciative. All that for $80!

So find a better deal than that.

Did I mention cute and big titties?

And $80?

[QUOTE=Tanaka]With all the respect, it is TOO time consuming. Just a simple math: if you earn $40/hour, and have to spend 2 hours in a court room, and even more time to get there and talk her into something, well ... it comes down to $300 per 30+ old pussy. You also have to listen to all the BS, see her mood swings, etc.

Does it really worth it?[/QUOTE]Sure we could be working when we are instead putting together our electric train set or collecting stamps. Same difference.

Today I was just summing up how many times I've had an affair with an escort, massage therapist or streetwalker. Affair I classify as seeing a provider off the clock, taking her out on a normal date, and getting some for free. I counted up 12, consisting of 6 massage therapists (AMP workers and private practice), 4 street walkers, 1 dancer, and one escort. Down deep they are all women who desire to be normal. Naturally none of these relationships worked out.

In my quest for 250 I summed up the 247 I have done some kind of complete experience: 37 massage therapists, licensed and unlicensed, 53 AMPs or EMP, or some kind of massage parlor or spa, 68 streetwalkers-escorts-dancers, and 89 seductions of the results of hunting in addiction clinics, divorce courts, George Webbs, Walmarts, bus stops, etc. I'm paying for it 64% of the time.

6Th to 26th, and saw two possible SW's. Both turned out not to be and I wasted alot of time. Was beautiful day out there today and saw nothing, this was at like 1:15 ish.

[QUOTE=Coochie Eater]I'm driving up MLK not really cruising. I turn around just to look at a pretty girl, who waves. I pick up girl and friends. Girl is young and cute. Friends leave, girl gives me her number and a hug. Next week I take girl to my spot, eat some delicious chocolate coochie and play around a little to my satisfaction, then take girl home. I get another hug. $80.

Girl is sweet, good natured, bangin' body, big titties, clean, tasty, friendly and appreciative. All that for $80!

So find a better deal than that.

Did I mention cute and big titties?

And $80?[/QUOTE]

Is it the same girl as in Post #2465 ?

[QUOTE=Tanaka]Is it the same girl as in Post #2465 ?[/QUOTE]Yes it sure was. But the reason I posted again was the discussion going on about finding possible connections. Now don't get me wrong, I love Lefty and admire his finesse, but MAN, what a pain in the ass to go through to get a piece of ass.

19 - 20 year old girls with fresh tasty coochie and the firmest titties I've chewed on in years, for $80! With a hug no less.

So I ask again, what's wrong with that?

Walmart, rummage sales, waiting rooms. By that definition, I was a professional before I even knew what a hobbyist was. I've always loved doing the recon work to find the ice breaker and then working the conversation or planning an "accidental" meeting and acting pleasantly surprised to see them. It definitely a thrill of the hunt kind of thing. (I've never tried divorce court but it sounds intriguing) where does one find divorce listings? Whenever I would chat someone up and learned that they were getting a divorce, I instantly knew the odds of sealing the deal greatly increased.

One of my first experiences like this happened when I was 17. She was a manager where I worked, and was twice my age. She would come to work sad etc. So I would joke around with her, flirt a little, listen to whatever drama was going on in her life. Turned out she was going through a divorce. Every so often I'd throw something suggestive into the conversation, touch her hand, or whatever. Soon I was giving her rides home from work, and before I knew it she started inviting me in and screwing my brains out. Best part of that was that there was absolutely no drama when it ended. Hmmm speaking of recon work. 20 some years later, I wonder if I could find her again. She'd be about 60. I wonder if I'd really want to? That would definitely be one for the record books though.

I called a number I had for Haylee & got an answering machine message from a guy that said this is not her number anymore, her new number is........., she advertises on Backpage & if you've seen her you should get yourself checked out as she's HIV +ve.

So this brought a lot of questions to my head. Was he just saying this as he's sick of mongers like me calling his new number? Did she give him HIV? Did he give her HIV? Do any of you have it? If there's a God, why did He introduce HIV?

I liked Haylee. She was easy to be with & not expensive. But last time I saw her she was all paranoid about the rubber not being on right so it was not the most fun time. But now I wonder - would I see her again? Do you have any intel on this?

CM

Anyone see this girl yet?

[url]http://yescorts.com/escorts/megan/[/url]
[url]http://www.independent-escorts.org/usa/chicago-escorts/megan-1721.php[/url]

she's is also under eros-guide.com for milwaukee.

Her name is megan.

Expensive, but if real, more than worth it.

She said she works in the Milwaukee area, yet, there isn't much more out there about her.

[url]http://www.tineye.com/[/url]

I searched the site that searches for images used already, and she didn't pop up there either. Any input?

If no negative ill probably be trying this spinner out. It's time to spoil myself a little.

I talked to her and she was nice on the phone about 6 months ago. She's out of Chicago. I Can't remember exactly why I didn't see her maybe a scheduling issue.That's all I got for you.

[QUOTE=Nb1443]Anyone see this girl yet?

[url]http://yescorts.com/escorts/megan/[/url]
[url]http://www.independent-escorts.org/usa/chicago-escorts/megan-1721.php[/url]

she's is also under eros-guide.com for milwaukee.

Her name is megan.

Expensive, but if real, more than worth it.

She said she works in the Milwaukee area, yet, there isn't much more out there about her.

[url]http://www.tineye.com/[/url]

I searched the site that searches for images used already, and she didn't pop up there either. Any input?

If no negative ill probably be trying this spinner out. It's time to spoil myself a little.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Coochie Eater]Yes it sure was. But the reason I posted again was the discussion going on about finding possible connections. Now don't get me wrong, I love Lefty and admire his finesse, but MAN, what a pain in the ass to go through to get a piece of ass.

19 - 20 year old girls with fresh tasty coochie and the firmest titties I've chewed on in years, for $80! With a hug no less.

So I ask again, what's wrong with that?[/QUOTE]I couldn't agree with you more!

Well so far no go. She wanted to do 12-3p.m. and that was a no go for me, so she went back down to Chicago. Has a strong European accent.

Probably one of those girls that are forced into prostitution.

I better be careful when I see this girl.

Don't need some European to gun me down outside of her incall location.

[QUOTE=Nb1443]Anyone see this girl yet?

[url]http://yescorts.com/escorts/megan/[/url]
[/QUOTE]

I may be wrong, but I think she worked for Polish Princess before (2-3 years ago, and was 23 at that time already).

True, the age is 27 now.

On her link I gave you she entered in her real birthdate show it shows 27 and 22.

Which girl doesen't advertise as younger on these things?

LOL, iam sure if the body parts are sagging bad, and she isn't tight like the pictures show, I will be making up some B. S. Story about how I don't want to go threw with it anymore and get the fu#k out of there. 300 for an hour?

Jesus, the economy is in decline. Sooner or later porn stars will probably be back to escorting normal joes like us b/c the internet is taking all the profit with free video sites.

Oh yea, if anyone needs any great sites for free porn I have the best on the net. From clips you can stream, to full blown dvd's you can download for free quick. Anyone who goes into a porn store and puts down any money on a video is nuts. Buy some blank dvd's and burn them on there guys.

Somewhat off topic, but I really believe the 'forced prostitution' issue is more of a problem overseas. I've met so many Eastern European girls at the spa's in Chicago. I've never met one that indicated she lived in bondage. Most tell me about their lives as suburban mom's living in the north shore.

[QUOTE=Nb1443]Well so far no go. She wanted to do 12-3p.m. and that was a no go for me, so she went back down to Chicago. Has a strong European accent.

Probably one of those girls that are forced into prostitution.

I better be careful when I see this girl.

Don't need some European to gun me down outside of her incall location.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Wi Nite Owl]Somewhat off topic, but I really believe the 'forced prostitution' issue is more of a problem overseas. I've met so many Eastern European girls at the spa's in Chicago. I've never met one that indicated she lived in bondage. Most tell me about their lives as suburban mom's living in the north shore.[/QUOTE]
I agree - I think you and I have been to some of the same EMPs. One of my fav Ukranian providers came in early for me one day, driving a new big SUV. Certainly no indicatin of anything forced. She was running a clean parlor and very businesslike.

I have not been checking out the sw scene much lately, but I did take a stroll last Saturday early afternoon, on two of the south roads then the north road, I figured it was a very bad time but I thought I would try anyway.
I did not see anything at all, I did have one who gave me the look on the north road, went back about ten minutes later and I'm sure she either was picked up or just took the bus.
I see that the south area may have more activity, but I'm not out in the wee hours of the morning.
Be safe Cacti

[QUOTE=Cacti]I have not been checking out the sw scene much lately, but I did take a stroll last Saturday early afternoon, on two of the south roads then the north road, I figured it was a very bad time but I thought I would try anyway.
I did not see anything at all, I did have one who gave me the look on the north road, went back about ten minutes later and I'm sure she either was picked up or just took the bus.
I see that the south area may have more activity, but I'm not out in the wee hours of the morning.
Be safe Cacti[/QUOTE]

I buzzed up and down Greenfield from 9th to 27th a few times last night between 9 and 10, saw nothing, nor on National between 16th and 27, nor up on 27th between Wisconsin and North.

Not sure why...did they all get rounded up?

[QUOTE=Ultra Classic]I buzzed up and down Greenfield from 9th to 27th a few times last night between 9 and 10, saw nothing, nor on National between 16th and 27, nor up on 27th between Wisconsin and North.

Not sure why...did they all get rounded up?[/QUOTE]When LE told me to stay off those streets I figured it wasn't a safe place to pick up girls for awhile. I have been doing the SW thing for a dozen years and this was my first close call. It's got me looking other places for fun. Speaking of fun. Still nobody interested in the meet and greet idea that was on the board awhile back?

I went up and down lincoln last night between 8-9 and saw this fine petite white female, wight a slight older face.

Got next to her, gave me the look, but no place to pull over and she had to keep walking at the intersection, by the time I pulled a u-turn she was getting in someone elses car.

Drove around for a while waiting for her to get free again but never saw a 2nd appearance. About lincoln and 18th street.

Just to note that member "Ultra Classic" is the same member as "Joe Joe Miller" being that's what he changed his user name from.

[QUOTE=Permanent Wood]Just to note that member "Ultra Classic" is the same member as "Joe Joe Miller" being that's what he changed his user name from.[/QUOTE]

Thank you for clarifying that.

4 hours of venturing up and down national, greenfield, lincoln, north, and capital

Man oh man. First night I have ever done this, and let me tell you, truely a learning experience. Didn't know the 'look' and how to 'wave' them down till I got a crash course tonite.

Lincoln and Greenfield had some petites in the early hours, but every time I spotted them, someone else got them before me. In the later hours it dies off quite a bit and more cops. Then there was one, that I caught coming from behind a building. Just like I like them, petite, crack head, small, white girl. Looked dazed out of her brains. Pulled next to her, said hey, she kept on walking. God I wish I had a chance at that one, which brings me to the question.

How do you guys wave down your girls besides getting the look?

Any funny stories of when you mistaked one, and she wasen't really a hooker?

Anyways, on with the night. It was getting so dead and I didn't want cops to re-spot me so I headed up to north town. Locust/Capital were not much if any, but man oh man, north ave between 6th and 45th is a ***** house lined up. All black girls, but all shapes and sizes, young and old. There was one I almost snagged up, but then I realized she probably had so many STD's my cock would burn off after the condom rotted away, so I kept going. Might need to venture back there. Cops seem to no care either, just try and and not make it obvious.

Next question, where is the best roads you guys recommend for whites or latinos? National? Greenfield? Lincoln?

Last of 3 questions.

What's the proper opening conversation to talk to a escort?

'Do you want to party'?

Or something else

Man, do you want to party just sounds so stupid.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty]Got bored and hit the streets. Found on on 19th S of National. Saw her from behind. Cute as, really short, white trash, about 4-9, a few tats, teeny weeny little ass and shak'n it, long straight hair. Age? Probably 20s? Tits. None at all. Daisy dukes and tank top. I was 90% sure she was work'n. Drove by and she gave me the wave and smile. Pulled over and in no time she was by the window and asked for a ride, then immediately in the car. Right away the car smells like an ash tray and an empty booze bottle.

Now we are heading west on Greenfield because I want to get into West Milwaukee as we do the LE check. Well no way she's LE. First she got in the and second, she was a bit on the ugly side on the front. Missing quit a few teeth. Sunken eyes, kind of a skull face. She asked if I was LE and felt relieved as we got into W MKE. Said her name was Amy. From the way she talked I could tell she had received the finest education that Milwaukee Public Schools offer. A mixture of south side Pollock twang with a little north side jive.

Felt brave and drove her to my place. Whats she going to do, beat me up? All 75 lbs of her? Popped a vitamin V and said what the hell. She was dirty and needed a bath. Told her to shower up and gave her some body shampoo. Her hair was filthy and smell badly of smoke. I got in the shower with her, made sure her ass and pussy were squeaky clean. Still we have yet to talk money. Her arms looked clean, no needle marks. But she's on something. She'd been drinking and stunk like Vodka. Mouth wash just made her smell like vodka mixed with mouthwash.

One thing for sure, everything is going to be covered. Out of the shower and spend about 10 minutes toweling down her hair. She has a few scars but no open sores or pimples. Then this little idiot asks "can I just jack you off? " Already a little attitude.

I feel generous today and told she'd get $50 for H and H. Half head, half anal. Pretty good head, but with that ugly mug, I didn't want to do that too long. Flipped her and blanketed a covered Little Lefty with baby oil. Now this is going to be a tight one. There was a red mark on her anus. Not sure what it was but I'm covered, who cares. Did a slow entry, laid her on her belly, gripped her in half nelson, and picked up speed. She lets out a loud grunt. Now I'm in her balls deep and she's grunting pretty loud. The booze and dope she's on is numbing it a little but she definitely knows where she's at what what she's doing. She's going to remember this for a few days being reminded every time she takes a dump. Now days I'm a kinder, gentler Lefty so I didn't jack hammer her or machine gun style her, but did a lot of deep grinding. I finish, pull out, and it stinks a bit down there. Flush that filthy thing right away and don't even look to see if there is any blood or skid marks on it.

She said she needed to go to the bathroom afterward. I listened hoping to hear farts, but she just peed. Sometimes when you go bareback they have to fart that stuff out but with just a little baby oil, I guess not. She spent a lot of time wiping the oil off her ass. Then she put her filthy smokey clothes back on. She asked me to driver her up near North and Humbolt.

Came home, showered, aired out my car, sprayed down the passenger seat, sprayed Lysol where her clothes were, washed my clothes and bedding, and took a nap. Usually I'm a nice guy and fix'm a meal before they leave. This one was too jumpy and nervous to eat. Glad she's gone. She was kind of scary. Now if that one doesn't scare me away from SWs I don't know what will.[/QUOTE]This sounds like the cracked out one I saw on national that kept on walking.

Damn I am jealous. I need to find this crack *****

Before I went on my search lastnight I meet this one in person.

[url]http://wisconsin.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/exotic-hottie-100-pure-pleasure-baby-19/1376641[/url]

Around Lincoln and 60th

She drove up by herself to meet in a parking lot in a nice area.

I like the real real petite crack heads, but damn, this girl was hot too.

Huge tits, and a small frame.

Only reason I didn't want to use her is because I have another escort I frequent in north Milwaukee that was slightly hotter, and I would rather save my money for her.

Seriously though gentlemen. Great personality, huge tits, great smile. Any of you guys besides me and my shitty ass standards would love this girl. I highly recommend it to all of you.

Finally found one. And it was right next to my house which was strange.

Petite spinner black female named sarah. 27th and rawson she was walking. Believe that?

Never saw one way over here. I picked her up, made sure she wasen't LE and got out of there. Took her to a motel down the road.

Got her digits. Pm if you want. Greatest head, handjob, and fuck. Tight too.

She doesen't take it doggy though because of a recent surgery she had on her stomach. Said it hurts. So that sucked, but oh well.

Dropped her off on north. She said for her sisters house, but I knew she would be back on the street as soon as I left. So I pulled U-turn just to make sure. Thought it was funny.

Anyways, I make a correction. North ave between 4th and 45th is best during the daytime. At night it's a mix between trannys, old old crackwhores, and maybe once in a while some great ones.

But right now, on Saturday, at 1pm Man, I almost pulled over 2 more times. One petite spinner was jiggling her tits to get me to pull over. Then this one in tight green pants gave me a hard look.

Just got out of there.

Went down to Greenfield/Lincoln/National and it was dead at 3pm.

You do not want that 4 ft nothing crackhead.

The wave - a girl on the stroll will be looking for you. And making eye contact.
If she doesn't move on. Usually a big smile, a scratch of the forehead with cigarette in hand, or a nod of the head.

My favorite routes used to be National, 19th, Greenfield, and Lincoln. The north side is a long North Ave there are just load of them but I never go there. Also around the Allen Bradley clocktower area.

Usually I pull over nearby and they just get in. No talking or not much talking until you get out of Milwaukee and into West Milwaukee, West Allis, or Greenfield. Then off to my house or a cheap motel. No talk of money on my part until some clothes are taken off. Some just blurt out $50 for head, $100 for a lay. I'll just nod without saying anything.

Never chase down a SW, let them chase you down. LE will never run a block and a half and jump in your car.

Why don't you just go see Big Red down in Hales Corners. Say hi to her kids and parents for me.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty]You do not want that 4 ft nothing crackhead.

The wave - a girl on the stroll will be looking for you. And making eye contact.
If she doesn't move on. Usually a big smile, a scratch of the forehead with cigarette in hand, or a nod of the head.

My favorite routes used to be National, 19th, Greenfield, and Lincoln. The north side is a long North Ave there are just load of them but I never go there. Also around the Allen Bradley clocktower area.

Usually I pull over nearby and they just get in. No talking or not much talking until you get out of Milwaukee and into West Milwaukee, West Allis, or Greenfield. Then off to my house or a cheap motel. No talk of money on my part until some clothes are taken off. Some just blurt out $50 for head, $100 for a lay. I'll just nod without saying anything.

Never chase down a SW, let them chase you down. LE will never run a block and a half and jump in your car.

Why don't you just go see Big Red down in Hales Corners. Say hi to her kids and parents for me.[/QUOTE]Yea, getting the hang of it now. Tons are out there right now. I just won't touch 98 percent of them. Golden rule is if they are not hotter then the wife, then don't pay. So it takes a while.

I ran down the usual streets again tonite but north had a sting going on, and greenfield, national, and lincoln had LE's out all over pulling people over. Starting to think north is only good during the day hours.

Thanks for the tips with the contact shit. Big Red just sounds like a hell to the no. Only petite white crack head spinners for me, or tight little young african americans. I would incorporate asians too, but you never see them working the corners.

[QUOTE=Nb1443]Yea, getting the hang of it now. Tons are out there right now. I just won't touch 98 percent of them. Golden rule is if they are not hotter then the wife, then don't pay. So it takes a while.

I ran down the usual streets again tonite but north had a sting going on, and greenfield, national, and lincoln had LE's out all over pulling people over. Starting to think north is only good during the day hours.

Thanks for the tips with the contact shit. Big Red just sounds like a hell to the no. Only petite white crack head spinners for me, or tight little young african americans. I would incorporate asians too, but you never see them working the corners.[/QUOTE]
I luv the skinny ones too. Not sure why this is but if I just ran into one at the mall I wouldn't give them a second look. But when you are on the hunt, its like you have your monger goggles on and they are suddenly prettier. I picked up an anorexic crackhead the other night. From the neck down she was ok, no tits, and an assholde the size of a half dollar. That thing had been drilled a lot. But still I would rather not be picking up SWs. School starts soon and my welfare mom with have nothing to do all day. She gives the best head ever. SW hunting is not as much fun any more. The area is getting rougher and I dnn't like driving in bad areas.

I don't understand why I don't see more Latinas on the street. We have a huge Hispanic population but I see very few gals on the street. Asians - the same. Asians are more tech savvy and use CL or BP.

[QUOTE=Nb1443]4 hours of venturing up and down national, greenfield, lincoln, north, and capital

Man oh man. First night I have ever done this, and let me tell you, truely a learning experience. Didn't know the 'look' and how to 'wave' them down till I got a crash course tonite.

How do you guys wave down your girls besides getting the look?

Any funny stories of when you mistaked one, and she wasen't really a hooker?



I am not big into the SW scene, but it seems to me it's not funny at all to mistake a woman for a working girl. If she is working she will let you know.

You are only going to bring more LE attention to an area by approaching women on the street. If a girl is working, she won't play hard to get. She will be looking to make eye contact. If you make eye contact and she doesn't look away she's probably working. If she approaches your car she is almost definitely working.

Have you read the tips on the home page of this forum?

I would also suggest you relax. Your posts sound desperate, for lack of a better word. If you are desperate you are more likely to make a mistake, like getting caught by LE or getting ripped off. You have to use your big head and be patient out on the streets. You are not going to hook up every time you go out.

[QUOTE=Lonelyguy128][QUOTE=Nb1443]4 hours of venturing up and down national, greenfield, lincoln, north, and capital

Man oh man. First night I have ever done this, and let me tell you, truely a learning experience. Didn't know the 'look' and how to 'wave' them down till I got a crash course tonite.

How do you guys wave down your girls besides getting the look?

Any funny stories of when you mistaked one, and she wasen't really a hooker?[/QUOTE]I am not big into the SW scene, but it seems to me it's not funny at all to mistake a woman for a working girl. If she is working she will let you know.[/QUOTE]Ok, guys, this is the Coochie Eater prowl. When I go cruising, I don't go cruising for hookers, I go cruising for hot black women. Will I find hookers? That's like asking a gold miner if he'll find limestone.

So this is the deal. In the hood, women are constantly being approached. Black men talk trash to women all the time. Take a clue. You guys act like getting a "NO" is a violation of the first amendment.

Have a reason for being in the hood. I invest in real estate. Guess how much real estate I own? Yep, zero. Guess how many pictures of houses I have in my camera, houses with "For Sale" signs in the yard. Yep, dozens. If I get stopped by LE, I'm thrilled. First, I don't know how safe or unsafe this area is, so can they give me a hint? [I](Technically they're not supposed to)[/I]. What's the crime rate like? Violent crime or property crime? Drugs? Prostitution? Gang activity? Any areas they could recommend? I've even pulled up to LE to ask them those questions. Ever heard of Pre-Paid Legal? Become a rep! Anyway, have a reason.

Don't just cruise the main drags. There are beautiful black women on every street. If you see one walking along, stop and ask her directions. I always ask for a street that's not close to the neighborhood I'm in. If they give you directions, be courteous, tell them why you're there. Real estate or legal services: NOT "I'm cruising for wh*res. "

If they're h**kers, you will have received the look anyway. This bullshit you just gave them gives you a chance to back out if you don't like what you see. They looked good from the curb, but MAN, up close they're scary. Thank them for their time and directions and move on.

What if you didn't get the look? This is even better. Now you have someone who isn't a pro, or is semi-pro. An awful lot of girls in the hood will trade sexual favors for money. They don't hook, but hey, if you fuck them or they give you a little head, then maybe you can help with some cash for their cell phone or rent.

So it goes like this, you see a hot black woman with big tits and Ass-Like- WHOA! So you pull over. She hasn't given you the look, so you roll down your window and say:

[b]Horny John[/b]: Excuse me, can you tell me where Humboldt is?

[b]Black Hottie[/b]: Man, you a long way off. Go down here, take a leff ... etc., etc.

[b]Horny John[/b]: Thanks. I'm looking to buy and rehab houses. Do you know of any around here that are vacant?

[b]Black Hottie[/b]: Nope, nuthin'. I have to go.

[b]Horny John[/b]: Ok! Thanks. Hey, I appreciate the help. You got a number?

[b]Black Hottie[/b]: No.

[b]Horny John[/b]: Ok. Thanks again. Bye.

This is VERY unusual to have happen. But it's an example of getting turned down. Have you been salacious? Have you been rude? Have you done anything illegal?

Ok let's pick up with ... any around here that are vacant?

[b]Black Hottie[/b]: Man there's a bunch. You in real estate?

[b]Horny John[/b]: Yeah, just getting started. You need a lift?

[b]Black Hottie[/b] [I](as she climbs in)[/I]: Yeah, whachu into?

[b]Horny John[/b] [I](as he pulls away from curb)[/I]: Just buying and rehabbing houses. Where are you headed?

[b]Black Hottie[/b]: I'm going to my momma's. Whachu into? [I](please note, black women are very direct and they know the only reason they're in a strange white man's car is because someone's going to get fucked.)[/I]

[b]Horny John[/b]: You know, the real reason I asked you directions was I noticed how hot you were and I thought "Damn! I have to get that number. "

[b]Black Hottie[/b]: I knew that. My name's Sharita [I](Danita, Laquita, Laneesha, Latisha, etc)[/I].

[b]Horny John[/b]: My name's Ed [I](real name, BTW)[/I]. You got a number?

[b]Black Hottie[/b]: Fi fo fo. Fo fi fo fi. So whachu into.

[b]Horny John[/b]: [I](punching the number into his cell and dialing as she tells him, waiting for it to ring)[/I]: There now you got my number too. [I](This way you don't lose the number, which will be off in about 2 weeks, but now you can tell if she gave you a real number right away.)[/I]

[b]Horny John[/b]: I LOVE black coochie! Damn gurl, you are too hot. You got time right now?

Etc., etc., etc.

The last variation is:

Getting started with .... you need a lift?

[b]Black Hottie[/b]: Nope, I'm good.

[b]Horny John[/b]: Ok, thanks. You got a number?

[b]Black Hottie[/b]: What for?

[b]Horny John[/b]: Well, I appreciate the help, and just wondered if you wanted to go out some time.

[b]Black Hottie[/b]: Fi fo fi. Fe fi fe fo

[b]Horny John[/b]: [I](punching the number into his cell and dialing as she tells him)[/I]: There now you got my number too. [I](This way you don't lose the number, which will be off in about 2 weeks, but now you can tell if she gave you a real number right away.)[/I] I'll give you a call. What kind of food you like?

[b]Black Hottie[/b]: Chinese [I](or whatever)[/I].

[b]Horny John[/b]: Ok, it's a date. I'll give you a call. When's a good time?

Etc., etc., etc.

I get a lot of action from "non" h**kers. They tend to be a little more personable and appreciative than the bust-down hypes standing on North.

Just a note, I am always very courteous to these women, and when we "conversate", I talk to them like I'm talking to my next client. "Are you from Milwaukee? Got any kids? You married? What do you do? You in school? What do you want to do? " and after I answer similar questions until I get to "How freaky can you get? " It's [u]ALWAYS[/u] "Pretty freaky", but they don't know what I mean, so I get to "You ever been with two guys? You ever done another woman? You ever been with another couple? You do booty sex? Do you squirt when you cum? What's the most times you've cum in one session? "

So there you have it. Cruising for pussy in the hood. Be cautious, be courteous, be creative. You'll have more black pussy than a toilet seat at Taycheeda. I [b][I][u]NEVER[/u][/I][/b] mistake a civilian for a h**ker. My last contact was a young black college student going to UW-M. I stopped because I saw her tits come around the corner about a minute before she did. I gave her the usual crap about real estate, and sure enough, she supplements her income. Young, pretty, smart, slim, HUGE titties. Never got the look.

So, good luck out there!

[QUOTE=Lonelyguy128]I am not big into the SW scene, but it seems to me it's not funny at all to mistake a woman for a working girl. If she is working she will let you know.

You are only going to bring more LE attention to an area by approaching women on the street. If a girl is working, she won't play hard to get. She will be looking to make eye contact. If you make eye contact and she doesn't look away she's probably working. If she approaches your car she is almost definitely working.

Have you read the tips on the home page of this forum?

I would also suggest you relax. Your posts sound desperate, for lack of a better word. If you are desperate you are more likely to make a mistake, like getting caught by LE or getting ripped off. You have to use your big head and be patient out on the streets. You are not going to hook up every time you go out.[/QUOTE]Sounds like you need relax. What I find is funny does not need to be funny to you. Personally, since I am young, probably unlike you, and still attractive, unlike you as well, I think if a girl is dressed like a ***** walking down a ghetto ass area, she deserves to be asked if she is a hooker if your in a vehicle and safe. Worse thing is she flips you off and yells at you if she is by herself and you can get a chuckle out of it.

Also, as far as the desperate comment. Yea, this was the rush the first time I tried this and had 2 nights free. If I make a mistake, then to each his own. If I get ripped off, so be it, I am sure I can handle losing money. Also, as far as LE. Pretty sure they use female cops, and I don't think I ever seen a female cop I would touch with a 10 foot pole. Not to mention I use a lot of restraint and scoping out first.

Take your advice to someone else, or private message the next person you need to lecture instead of taking it in front of everybody. Thanks buddy. Your next response will be ignored. Not worth it.

Take care.

[QUOTE=Nb1443] I think if a girl is dressed like a ***** walking down a ghetto ass area, she deserves to be asked if she is a hooker if your in a vehicle and safe. Worse thing is she flips you off and yells at you if she is by herself and you can get a chuckle out of it.[/QUOTE]The only problem with this approach is when that girl dressed like a ***** walking in a ghetto ass area is a cop, and as soon as you ask if she's a hooker, a squad pulls up behind you. Don't assume that just because you're in your vehicle that you're safe.

I'm not knocking ya, I'm just saying that a little bit of discretion goes a long way. Harassing the non-working girls potentially helps LE to further their efforts in busting Johns. And if you or any of the contributing members here fall victim to those efforts, there isn't much to chuckle about at that point.

You are absolutely right Nb1443. I had no right to give you advice. Of course, you did ask for advice.

I will just sit back and wait to read some funny stories.


[QUOTE=Nb1443]Sounds like you need relax. What I find is funny does not need to be funny to you. Personally, since I am young, probably unlike you, and still attractive, unlike you as well, I think if a girl is dressed like a ***** walking down a ghetto ass area, she deserves to be asked if she is a hooker if your in a vehicle and safe. Worse thing is she flips you off and yells at you if she is by herself and you can get a chuckle out of it.

Also, as far as the desperate comment. Yea, this was the rush the first time I tried this and had 2 nights free. If I make a mistake, then to each his own. If I get ripped off, so be it, I am sure I can handle losing money. Also, as far as LE. Pretty sure they use female cops, and I don't think I ever seen a female cop I would touch with a 10 foot pole. Not to mention I use a lot of restraint and scoping out first.

Take your advice to someone else, or private message the next person you need to lecture instead of taking it in front of everybody. Thanks buddy. Your next response will be ignored. Not worth it.

Take care.[/QUOTE]