Massage Parlor Reports

Mercy is fairly legit at both locations. I have been a monthly customer and have always been satisified with the massage. I have gotten extras, last one was topless HJ, but I've been going there for a while. Good massage for the price. Usually leave spending. 85 (all inclusive) I doubt FS is on the menu here.

[QUOTE=Raoul Duke]or an apprenticeship at Hustler. Now there's an idea for a reality TV show.

Senor Duke found himself all wound up so he stopped at Mercy in CT and was introduced to Mary. Big yawn. Perhaps I caught her on an off day, let's hope so because I received the most uninspired massage I've had in long time. I considered getting up and leaving, heading over to Walgreen's pharmacy waiting area, sitting in the massage chair and jerking myself off. The massage and release would have been much better and I would have saved myself some money. Let's face it, it never hurts to have a couple of extra bucks in the bank when there's a psychological recession taking place.

On a separate note, there have been pics of some real hotties on CL lately. Of course, I'm taking them with a grain of salt. I'd TOFTT, but I'd probably be met by Leo or a bait and switch.[/QUOTE]

It's been a while since I've been to Lisunia's but I always had Ivanna and there was a short kinda cute spanish girl named Myra who has a nice little sexy body with a tight firm ass. I always request her when Ivanna wasn't there and got the VIP (.90) with the nude massage for the extra $. I remember her moaning as my hands were roaming her body and as I was sucking on her nips. One time for some reason during the HJ I lasted a lot longer than I had though and could tell she was getting tired and kept oiling up the stick at least 4 times before the finish. I don't know if she's still there but she was one of my favorites. Ivanna is also great and once offered me a covered BJ while I was having the VIP plus the nude massage. I declined as it would've been .290 altogether and as sexy as she is I can get fs elsewhere for a way better price. Otherwise she's got a great body and she's into the HJ, and at least for me she mimicks as she strokes me like she's going to give me a bj with her tongue action and blowing on my stick and all. I haven't been there in while although I get tempted to go back but .190 for a nude VIP massage is way too much.



[QUOTE=Jesus Collins]There have been alot of reports about the girls here and what the protocal here so I have decided to do an inventory about my experiences and the many PM's I have received and have decided to break down what you can expect.

First I should mention that I think that this place was 100% legit (for what it's worth for a time , maybe before 07- late 06)

Secondly you can get an outstanding CMT style massage here. Also
I find the place to be clean and pleasant. The steam shower is great, take advantage of it.

If you want extras, you will need to make a VIP appointment.

Now , the girls...

Lucy: a CMT very good massage , no extras and a sweet girl. I doubt anyone has got passed the massage. She has also been here the longest.

Ivanna: Tall, thin, small breasts ..will go naked and reports say BJ although I've never been offered. Great experience.

Tina: Very hot polish provider. Fake 36c breasts. Will go naked, sessions are inconsistant but overal a good time.

Marina: Petite, good looking but not as hot as Tina or Ivanna..the most intercative of the 3. A good time indeed. She may have left.

Maggie: Cute ..will go naked, nice body but no where near Tina's..sort of Mechanical.

Liana: Very cute. Nice body. Way too much pubic hair for a gal that young. Mechanical.

Olga: never had the pleasure..she is the biggest of the gals at 5'7 and about 150 but DD's. Good experience from what I undersatnd.

Julia: Beautiful. 5'1 blonde hair. To this point has been purely legit but has hinted at extras.

Maria: Best CMT in the biz..hinted big time at extras , others have crossed that line with her or so they have reported. She is gone to the best of my knowledge.

Melanie: In my opinion she wat the hottest of the crew looks wise but her service was awful. She is at 4 aces now.

Have I forgotten anyone???? Im sure I have had other girls but theye were all sent down to the minors.

Contrary to reports there is no back "vip" room there, only a room that is further back and more seculded. FS is not on the daily menu here, and the only real reports have been getting the gals outside of the spa and some of these have been on very weak footing. I am fairly certain that FS has never happened in the confines of the spa. YMMV. Also, I should mention that this place is not for discount shoppers. Extras inside and outside of the daily menu have only been provided when the pocket book has been opened up.

So to the Newbs who have been flooding my inbox, there you have it. Seriously , I have had at least 4 inquiries about this palce from mongers with 0 posts and many more with just 1. That triggered my LE sense a bit. Regulars are welcome to PM me.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Scooter Pie7]The Massage Schoool on Irving is open again (well, their sign is up again. Not sure if they ever did close). I stopped in to check the place out and the kinda rude mammasan (wouldn't get off her cell phone) said that they have 6 polish girls there most days.

Any info on the girls there?[/QUOTE]They are up and running don't know if they closed either but a good massage and Lisunia's type finish can be had there. As a matter of fact a former Lisunia's employee works there now.

I work along Irving Park road and have noticed that Irving has now become massage row. I've now stopped (a couple of time) into Pretty girl massage (west of cicero) and they have at least 4 or 5 different girls. (at least 2 are caucasian, probably Polish and all are reasonably attractive, 5-8's). I'll be stopping in later this week for a more indepth review. I like to do some recon work before I go into a place so I don't end up visiting a place just to end up with a hag-like 45+ massage lady.

I've also done some recon at Violet and found they only had one older lady. Probably 40+ (maybe a 6 if you like the more seasoned providers)

Stopped by Sky Spa on Fullerton (about 3400 west). 3 latinas. 35+ and none of them diet on a regular basis. Probably won't be having a further visit.

I'm also a frequent visitor to Lisunia. I almost always go for the 2 superstars there but I'm always checking out the other girls on the couch to see if they're worth a try. There are at least 2 new girls that I know of: Aya (she's a black girl. Used to be a stripper) and Erika. I haven't had the pleasure of Erika yet but she's about 5'5" thin and small B's. Probably a 6 or 7. If anyone has tried her out and had a positive experience please share.

Lastly I have visited Seven recently and had a girl named Anui. (it could be Anne who's been mentioned on the board recently) She's a great provider and I think very attractive. (an 8+) A nice body and a great attitude. Doesn't seem like she has a ton of experience but that is sometimes a plus as far as I'm concerned. Must be pretty young because her body is really tight and she' s got great B's (close to C's) that are really firm and totally real. Anyway she's worth trying out. The service sampled was HR. Nothing else requested so I don't know what else is on the menu.

I stopped by Xindy recently and got a massage by the oldest lady in the place. Not attractive at all and all I wanted was for the massage to be over.
On the flip, she motioned for a HR and I said yes, and she went so fast it hurt the boys. I had to tell her to slow down three times.
She didn't offer to get naked or anything, so I kept pulling her tank top down and playing with her tits. I think she was annoyed by it.
When I came, I shot her right in the face. I got my first squirt on her cheek. That made it sort of worth it.
Tipped her .2 and got the hell out of there.

On my way out, I saw April napping on the couch. Made me want to wake her up and take her into a room.

Next time when an ugly chick opens the door for me, I'll either ask for someone else or go for the half hour treatment.

Anyone know of any massage parlors with Latinas? PM me.

I hate trying to get the only one working at Seven Heavens.
I am going to have to start calling ahead there.

Visited Elegant yesterday afternoon. Selected Lily. Lily is probably late 40's (probably 60). but, I am older as well, so age is not that big of a factor. Good body with b's and those nice asian nips. Good massage and all else for .8 tip. Door is .5. She was wearing a short dress with these goofy panty hose. I complimented her on the panty hose and touched them and off they came. Obviously she understood my intentions.

I smile a lot and try to compliment them as best as they can understand. But, I believe that their limited Engrish is only the following words:
Hello, thank you, are you ok and of course, any dollar amount.

As I was leaving, a fellow monger was getting a pedicure. Might try that next time with a girl with a skirt so that I can look up the skirt while she is giving me the pedicure - arent I perverted?

[QUOTE=Jesus Collins]There have been alot of busts lately. I can understand their concern. LE cannot use these websites to raid and bust these palces.[/QUOTE]I don't want to burst your bubble, but LE CAN use postings here as probable cause to obtain a warrant and bust a place. Now, that does not mean they will. I would like to think they have much better things to do with all the gang bangers and shit going on out there. But what I would like to think and reality don't often collide.

[QUOTE=Raincoater]I don't want to burst your bubble, but LE CAN use postings here as probable cause to obtain a warrant and bust a place. Now, that does not mean they will. I would like to think they have much better things to do with all the gang bangers and shit going on out there. But what I would like to think and reality don't often collide.[/QUOTE]Really?

Hmm. One would assume reports here are hearsay, but I guess that would be in the courtroom only, LE could use the reports for a bust, but they couldn't be used as evidence? That's F'd up! I aggree though. There are much bigger crimes.

Anyone spent anytime with Miss Mina? She advertises from time to time on CL.

[QUOTE=Raincoater]I don't want to burst your bubble, but LE CAN use postings here as probable cause to obtain a warrant and bust a place. Now, that does not mean they will. I would like to think they have much better things to do with all the gang bangers and shit going on out there. But what I would like to think and reality don't often collide.[/QUOTE]


If that's the case, I want all you guys to make up stories about the legitimate "spas". After all, they take more money from the women that go there to be pampered ... wouldn't it be funny to start to see busts at Mario Tricocci, Salon Envy, Nirvania,... etc

LOL

If these places get busted, my wife will have fewer places to spend my money, and I'll have more for mongering....

[QUOTE=Jesus Collins]There have been alot of reports about the girls here and what the protocal here so I have decided to do an inventory about my experiences and the many PM's I have received and have decided to break down what you can expect.

First I should mention that I think that this place was 100% legit (for what it's worth for a time, maybe before 07- late 06)

Secondly you can get an outstanding CMT style massage here. Also I find the place to be clean and pleasant. The steam shower is great, take advantage of it. If you want extras, you will need to make a VIP appointment.

Now, the girls.

Lucy: a CMT very good massage, no extras and a sweet girl. I doubt anyone has got passed the massage. She has also been here the longest.

Ivanna: Tall, thin, small breasts. Will go naked and reports say BJ although I've never been offered. Great experience.

Tina: Very hot polish provider. Fake 36c breasts. Will go naked, sessions are inconsistant but overal a good time.

Marina: Petite, good looking but not as hot as Tina or Ivanna. The most intercative of the 3. A good time indeed. She may have left.

Maggie: Cute. Will go naked, nice body but no where near Tina's. Sort of Mechanical.

Liana: Very cute. Nice body. Way too much pubic hair for a gal that young. Mechanical.

Olga: never had the pleasure. She is the biggest of the gals at 5'7 and about 150 but DD's. Good experience from what I undersatnd.

Julia: Beautiful. 5'1 blonde hair. To this point has been purely legit but has hinted at extras.

Maria: Best CMT in the biz. Hinted big time at extras, others have crossed that line with her or so they have reported. She is gone to the best of my knowledge.

Melanie: In my opinion she what the hottest of the crew looks wise but her service was awful. She is at 4 aces now.

Have I forgotten anyone? I'm sure I have had other girls but theye were all sent down to the minors.

Contrary to reports there is no back "vip" room there, only a room that is further back and more seculded. FS is not on the daily menu here, and the only real reports have been getting the gals outside of the spa and some of these have been on very weak footing. I am fairly certain that FS has never happened in the confines of the spa. YMMV. Also, I should mention that this place is not for discount shoppers. Extras inside and outside of the daily menu have only been provided when the pocket book has been opened up. So to the Newbs who have been flooding my inbox, there you have it. Seriously, I have had at least 4 inquiries about this palce from mongers with 0 posts and many more with just 1. That triggered my LE sense a bit. Regulars are welcome to PM me. [/QUOTE]It really isn't for discount shoppers. 2 things happen too, you get bored with the place for lack of FS, and you become broke.

The legit CMT's here too (with the execption of Lucy), I think I have had all of them dating back to 06, tease the hell out of you. I guess its a bait and switch thing. Maybe they just want said pocket book opened up more. I think I have all but graduted from this place like many other mongers. It was great at first, like you I went purely for legits. Then moved on to VIP's. Now it's just expensive.

If FS was readily available here, I would be the first in line. But whomever your souces are, well, like you said, weak legs.

Went to Blue Sky on Fullerton Ave. Man behind the desk took. 6, and I was led to the back by Yasmine. No TS here, you have to go stand in the tub in the bathroom in the back and take a shower yourself if you want to.

Yasmine was a young (20s? ), slim and attractive Latina, but she seemed very serious, almost sullen. The massage itself was so-so, it seemed she just went through the motions. The finish was handled well, though, and made the visit worthwhile. She asked for. 6 for the finish and also offered to remove top and bottom, but I didn't go there.

Insider's tip: Don't wander into the Latin American Motorcycle Club two doors down and ask for a massage.

LE absolutely has better things to do. Unfortunately, that doesn't seem to matter to them.

[url]http://abclocal.go.com/wls/story?section=news/local&id=6204513[/url]

When I lived in Chicago, I was the victim of a violent crime. Not only did I suffer the indignity of being beaten and robbed by three punks after having worked a 16 hour day, but I was further victimized by the complete apathy of the LE officials who were supposed to be doing something to stop this sort of thing. Every other day in my neighborhood, there was a shooting, strongarm robbery, or sexual assault out on the street. You can guess what kind of reaction I have when I read about LE exploits like the story above. This kind of shit is one of the reasons I wasn't sorry about leaving Chicago.

Better yet let us start making reports about all the jack shacks. I would love to see sweet temptations go down. All those "american spas" blow (no where near a pun) Cannot stand their ads that suggest everything and you receive nothing.

..until you come home one day, Mrs. Dogg isn't home so you head to Lisunias. As she's lying there she hears a voice that sounds like her hubby in the next room..

[QUOTE=George W. Bush]..until you come home one day, Mrs. Dogg isn't home so you head to Lisunias. As she's lying there she hears a voice that sounds like her hubby in the next room..[/QUOTE]Hey, don't laugh.

I have seen at least 2 women in there getting CMT massages.

I had a vision last night. As I rang the bell, mamason opened the door an d gave me a hug and a peck on the check. She says that my regular girl is busy and would I like to try some one else. There were three other girls in the lobby adn I have had massages from before. I chose the little one. We go back to the room and I had a choice of the ts before or after. I choose after. As the massage starts my little one lets me strok her legs and ass. Then she gets up on the table and sits on my ass as she is massaging my back. As she sits down, I can fell the heat coming from her panties on my ass. As she works her way down my legs, HS ebumps the boys from behind and says sorry, I said no problem.
On the flip, as she stands next to the table she looks a my flag pole and she does a fast fly over and says, what does ***** do for you. I told her the menu and she said not enough. I ask for a reply and she said 00, thats more than what I had and would pay. So we talked and came to gether for a few minutes. I did get to see what was in the panties. VERY NICE!! Then onto the ts. Is was the best ts I have had there. She made sure the boys were clean for behind. Flip.
As she was lathering up the front, She grabed the pole and asked me if I would be her regular from now on. I said no. I would go broke. For that price, I would call TP.

So, on Friday I had that urge and found an ad that described a mature provider with a (312) 401 telephone prefix. I decided why not, some mature providers offer decent service. So, I called and was quoted 1. 5 for the hour incall in a downtown highrise building. Once I arrived, I was greeted by a woman no less than 70! A little too mature for me! LOL I made up some lame excuse and gave her. 2 for her trouble and got out of there! Like I said, I don't mind a mature provider-I think grandma from CTM gives one of the best massages but this was insane.

[QUOTE=Pura Vida]I think grandma from CTM gives one of the best massages but this was insane.[/QUOTE]Call me a sick bastard, but as a change of pace sometimes I like an experience that has an extra tinge of "wrong" to it. :) I've seen Sugar (ads on eros) who's in her late 50s I think, and Beazzs (is that who you saw? I don't think she's 70, but ... give it a few years).

On a semi-related housekeeping issue, is this the area to post on CL massage providers (they're not "parlors") or would that be under escort, since many of them provide extra extras?

D'oh. Quite an afternoon. Needed to reward myself, and strolled down to the Alice Spa near Greektown. Got someone I hadn't seen there before, didn't get her name, but she was Hispanic. Is it generally a bad sign to get a non-Asian at an AMP? Nothing to be had but a mediocre massage. Very disappointing. I doubt I'll go back with a 50 percent strike rate.

So I cabbed down to Chinatown. Heck, how was I supposed to know it was Chinatown Summer Festival today? Wentworth was a madhouse, closed off, lined with tents and a million people. After all that, though, f- it, I'm just going to push through the crowd standing in front of Senina and go in anyway. Saw the young, playful, cute girl I like. I'm terrible about names, if they don't ask me mine, I don't ask theirs. But she sensed that I was "excited", her word, and offered a quick H first, and then a second helping later. I thought .6 was more than fair for the double.

[QUOTE=Pura Vida]So, on Friday I had that urge and found an ad that described a mature provider with a (312) 401 telephone prefix. I decided why not, some mature providers offer decent service. So, I called and was quoted 1. 5 for the hour incall in a downtown highrise building. Once I arrived, I was greeted by a woman no less than 70! A little too mature for me! LOL I made up some lame excuse and gave her. 2 for her trouble and got out of there! Like I said, I don't mind a mature provider-I think grandma from CTM gives one of the best massages but this was insane.[/QUOTE]

The old girl's trying to subsidize her Social Security Income.

I'm sure plenty of you have seen the ad on CL of the 61 year massage therapist. There's something for everyone out there.

Come to think of it, I've seen some pretty seasoned gals offering their goods in the windows in Amsterdam.

I'm more from the school of Hugh Hefner, I don't like to date women over 25.

I've been getting a little bored with my regular AMP circuit, so I decided to check out Pretty Girls on Irving based on their ads and some positive mentions here. I was there fairly late in the day on a Sunday, so it was slow and there were only two girls working. The facilities are nice, especially the large massage rooms. The TS room leaves a little to be desired but isn't bad.

I was greeted at the door by the young papasan (American born asian dude) and I was assigned to Maria, a tall, slender young Polish girl (mid to late twenties). Attractive but shy. She took me to a massage room and gave me a towel so I could get ready for my TS. The TS itself was so-so. The water pressure is really low and Maria gave a couple of very small teases to the Mayor and City Council, but nothing spactacular.

When I came out of the TS, I was surprised to find the other girl (a smokin' hot mixed asian babe) standing there, and leaning against a wall in the shadows was a fellow monger wrapped in a towel waiting for his turn with the hottie. I thought this was very unprofessional. Most places are very careful to make sure that mongers never cross paths.

Anyway, we made it back to the massage room and Maria left me undraped the entire time. She has wonderful soft hands. I would have liked more pressure and asked her to AMP it up a bit but it remained a pretty soft massage. Again, a couple of light teases to the boys (which really could have been accidental in this case) before the flip. The whole time, she was very careful never to place herself at the head of the massage table, so I never had the chance to float a trial balloon and stroke her legs and ass. I must have been giving off a bad vibe or something.

On the flip, I remained undraped. One or two very light, very quick teases and that was it. As our time was winding down, I pointed to the joystick and said "don't forget. " She giggled a little and said no. I tried three or more times to persuade her to finish me off but got shot down every time. After the last time, she left the room and said "I am massage therapist. That's all I do. "

I might go back there to sample some of the other talent, but I won't repeat with Maria.

[QUOTE=Jimmy Guy]It really isn't for discount shoppers. 2 things happen too, you get bored with the place for lack of FS, and you become broke.

The legit CMT's here too (with the execption of Lucy), I think I have had all of them dating back to 06, tease the hell out of you. I guess its a bait and switch thing. Maybe they just want said pocket book opened up more. I think I have all but graduted from this place like many other mongers. It was great at first, like you I went purely for legits. Then moved on to VIP's. Now it's just expensive.

If FS was readily available here, I would be the first in line. But whomever your souces are, well, like you said, weak legs.[/QUOTE]Id be interested in hearing about the CMTS here. I hear you about the teasing / signals. I have had some inetersting experiences with them here and been PM'd with some wild stories..

PM me if you must, in know some of these gals (cmt's) only will provide for a select few, but I love a good story

JC

Hey guys I just had the craziest thought, we all know that a lot of places are way overpriced for extras so why not get back at them by paying with fake 100's? That way we get the most expensive extras they offer and we stick it to them at the same time all while having a great time. Just a thought I had.

Well didn't you just give the Leo's and whoever else may visit this forum the wrong idea. Hopefully, they will understand that your joking. If not, I wouldn't be answering your front door when the bell rings.

[QUOTE=Coolouforever]Hey guys I just had the craziest thought, we all know that a lot of places are way overpriced for extras so why not get back at them by paying with fake 100's? That way we get the most expensive extras they offer and we stick it to them at the same time all while having a great time. Just a thought I had.[/QUOTE]
Prostitution = misdemeanor
Counterfeiting = felony

I think I'll pass.

[QUOTE=Coolouforever]Hey guys I just had the craziest thought, we all know that a lot of places are way overpriced for extras so why not get back at them by paying with fake 100's? That way we get the most expensive extras they offer and we stick it to them at the same time all while having a great time. Just a thought I had.[/QUOTE]

LOL are you serious?! Say no please and save yourself from getting flamed....

No I wasn't serious it had just crossed my mind, but I did talk to a fellow mongor about it and he told me that he would do it because they usually won't check if the bill is fake in the massage room and that if they do catch it just play it off like you weren't aware and pay the real bill.



[QUOTE=Goat Trotter]LOL are you serious?! Say no please and save yourself from getting flamed....[/QUOTE]

Yo my mongering brothers, I read a report somewhere that they have new girls, owners and no extras at KM. Is this true? This place was a favorite of mine. PM if you have info, I don't have the scratch to TOFTT right now. When business is good I have the cash, right now I don't, so I am asking for a little help. Thanks

Stopped at new Violet but didn't get a foot massage. Door was .55 and asked about TS which was another .1, by Jenny. Though Asian, she wore sandals, not boots, for basic TS.

Body massage was on the hard side, which I requested, and was relaxing. (The whole thing lasted more than an hour -- a first!) Jenny was friendly and fun, even if her English was limited. Finish was handled well and not done as if she were holding a stopwatch in the other hand. I gave a .6 tip. Overall a good experience. Time your entry and exit for when traffic is moving on Irving Park.

I'm very ambivalent about posting this--like most guys who find a gold mine, they want to keep most of it to themselves. And, strictly speaking, this does not even belong on a "massage parlor" forum, but since I've posted mainly here of late, here goes. I've seen this black girl (25 y.o. with a body to die for) about twice a month (sometimes more) for more than a year. Though Chicago is her base, she works mainly in Indianapolis, Louisville, and Ft. Wayne. She's kinda struck out in the Chicago market because she doesn't like to use CL (though it was through a rare posting there that I made initial contact) and she uses only one website which, I believe, is not much frequented by hobbyists here: escorts dot com. At that site she has about 40 reviews posted--all of them rave, with the usual services you'd want a provider to offer (BBBJ, DATY, DFK, FS), together with an incredibly warm and affectionate touch--she really makes you feel special (and I wasn't even sure if she was really a pro until I stumbled on her posting--sorry "Confucius" & "HappyGardener" or I would have let you in on it sooner). Anyhow, here's the deal: she's thinking of ditching Chicago because it has proven such an unproductive base for her, and I'm devastated at the thought she'd move away. The only way to keep her here, as I see it, is if she starts to establish a client base here as well. You'll have to use the website mentioned above to try to make contact--I'm not sure how she'd react to me giving out contact info. Her handle is "Carmeltwist". I know I'm going be taken for a drummer for that website, but check out my past reviews and you'll see that I have a pretty straightforward, truthful approach to posting.

[QUOTE=Antonio]...She's kinda struck out in the Chicago market because she doesn't like to use CL (though it was through a rare posting there that I made initial contact) and she uses only one website which, I believe, is not much frequented by hobbyists here: escorts dot com... ...she's thinking of ditching Chicago because it has proven such an unproductive base for her...[/QUOTE]
Antonio, something doesn't seem to make sense:
1. she wants more customers
2. she doesn't want to use CL (I can understand that)
3. she only advertises on a Pay site, with very limited penetration in Chicago, yet she is disappointed that she has very few customers (this makes no sense)
4. she might get angry at you posting her information here (why?)

If she wants more clients in Chicago, why would she get upset if you posted her contact info? Seems to me she would want you to post pictures, phone number, positive review details, etc. She would get all the Chicago business she can handle.

If she wants more customers, but not the usual CL scumbags (ha!), she should let you put her info right here. We will treat her right.

Not sure she is being straight with you. How does she advertise in the other cities?

Went to Victoria Spa on Lawrence on South Side of Street just west of Sears. Not bad. $40 for 30 min table shower and massage, talked girl down to $40 for happy E. It was ok, she wouldn't take off top for less than a bill witch is ridiculous. I just came from NY and it's a lot better at the asian parlors in NYC.

Saw Winnie over weekend, solid massage and ok release.

.5 + .2 tip = Great Value

I'd take any comments from mp providers with a grain of salt, but when I've asked, "How's business?" the recent answer has always been "slow."

So why are there a number of new places opening? There must be some level of demand for these services, even with the slow economy.

Maybe some kind of advertising other than CL would help. Like a sign that reads "Full Service" or maybe even a small sign that reads "HJ is given."

Well said Chi Guy. You forgot one thing:

getting a massage = 0 because it's legal (wink wink)

I unknowingly tried to pay for some stamps at a down town post office a few years back. They called the secret service or some other federal LE. They questioned me and searched my brief case. You dont want to get caught passing bad bills. The feds usually dont make mistakes when they prosecute.

[QUOTE=Robert Vesco]I'd take any comments from mp providers with a grain of salt, but when I've asked, "How's business?" the recent answer has always been "slow."[/QUOTE]

Do you really want her saying, "Oh I've been giving FS all day. You want sloppy 25ths?"

Went out to Downers Grove area earlier this week. Paid. 70 for 1/2 hour with TS and Massage. Tuggi was working. She had an ok attitude. I offered. 30 for the tip as the massage was not great, I only was give a 1/2 hr which included the time in the TS. Released, but she stood in the way of the door because she thought. 30 wasn't enough. She gave me an attitude, I gave her an extra. 10 to get out of my way. You guys are pying too much in the 'burbs. No question the FS was available. In spite of the signs.

I will definitely not go back. $ for 1/2 hr. Poor massage, but at least I got HS.

Hadn't made any AMP visits in a couple months, so I thought I'd try out Rose today for a first visit. For some reason, I thought I read somewhere that it was Latina, but I must have been thinking Tropical. Anyways, stepped in, told Mama I had been there before - back in April. Paid my .65 for an hour. She offered me candy and cookies (that's a first) before sending me back (she was very nice). I didn't know who to ask for, so she just gave me Angel. I'd say she's about 5' 11 - a little too tall and thicker for my tastes (I prefer them more toned and petite). Fairly attractive. Probably a 5 or 6 on the scale. Anyways, I opt'd for the TS before the massage (they gave me an option of after). She paid special attention to the boys and the back door during the shower. Practically gave me a HJ right there which surprised me because I heard that Rose could be hit or miss on the first visit.

Massage was pretty decent. Being a bigger girl, she seemed to have some pretty good strength. While on my stomach, she even let her fingers slip down my ass crack to the boys quite a bit. On the flip, she immediately started massaging little Weed Streeter along with my stomach and legs. She asked if I had been to a spa before and I told her I usually go to Senina - to give her a hint of what I expected. Get this, she starts strokin', but then grabs my hand and tells me to do it. I asked, how much for you to do it? She replied, "no, i'm a professional" AS SHE'S SLOWLY STROKIN' IT! Anyways, I talked her into it for .40. She finished me - and told me to say that I was serviced by a "short girl" if anyone asks. Guess she doesn't mind throwing that short cutie I saw in the hallway under the bus. Whatever.

Overall, I'll go back to Rose, but I actually WANT the SHORT GIRL next time! Angel was a chatterbox. Kept trying to practice her english during the session. Kept asking too many questions. Even started spelling out words on my back during the massage..very annoying.

Anyone know the petite one's name? I think I saw someone in a recent post mention her, but no name (she was wearing a skirt or something in that post?). I'd like to request her next time.