And it was fake. Speaks volumes about how pathetic Hoggetowne is.
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And it was fake. Speaks volumes about how pathetic Hoggetowne is.
[QUOTE=JaxMumble;5913030]Comment: The dream AMP was beautiful. The fact that some people did not realize it was a figment of your imagination. Priceless!
Question / Observation / Looking for your thoughts: As of a few months ago the prices have increased, the AMP staff have all become AARP members and worst of all the fantastic full menu I was enjoying has now become as limited as the Dollar Menu at McDonalds.
Did I miss something?[/QUOTE]Thanks, I could come up with more, but probably get banned for false reporting or something.
Well, we are starting to go into Covid round. Whatever. But that's just starting, so I doubt that's the answer to your question. I never knew Hoggtowne to have such a menu, but I suspect those that are getting that keep it to them self. YMMV. Yeah, my mileage is that of a beat up VW micro bus with flat tires. AARP members? Hey, maybe I can start using my card and get a discount. Seriously, though, respect to these ladies. I love treating them right and usually get a great massage.
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She's actually 40+yrs Asian and chubby. I just politely declined.
[URL]https://gainesville.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/asian/top-asian-great-massage-vip-se/009036289215[/URL]
[QUOTE=MotionLotion;5942881]She's actually 40+yrs Asian and chubby. I just politely declined.
[URL]https://gainesville.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/asian/top-asian-great-massage-vip-se/009036289215[/URL][/QUOTE]Was she at least cute at all? I don't mind a 40+ chubby girl.
[QUOTE=TimesLikeThese;5943314]Was she at least cute at all? I don't mind a 40+ chubby girl.[/QUOTE]Not to me. Kind of looked like one of those 40-50 year old massage parlor women. Not only was her STG photos fake, she texted me another one when I asked for a real photo and that was fake too.
[URL]https://media.textnow.com/?t=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJ1c2VybmFtZSI6ImJydWNlYmVsdmluMTIzIiwia2V5IjoiZWNkMDJlMGItZTAyNC0xMWVjLTg4NzctNGU0YTllOGRjMGRkIn0.WWQ9LgQm6ihhyucPqWhF7P_GhxfFKFVJqV67rUq9wrU&h=ecd02e0b-e024-11ec-8877-4e4a9e8dc0dd[/URL]
They're supposed to have a disclaimer at the bottom of the ad. Stating the pics are not actually of the girls. I will have that corrected. As long as they are a legit business they can stay with the disclaimer.
[QUOTE=MotionLotion;5943326]Not to me. Kind of looked like one of those 40-50 year old massage parlor women. Not only was her STG photos fake, she texted me another one when I asked for a real photo and that was fake too.
[URL]https://media.textnow.com/?t=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJ1c2VybmFtZSI6ImJydWNlYmVsdmluMTIzIiwia2V5IjoiZWNkMDJlMGItZTAyNC0xMWVjLTg4NzctNGU0YTllOGRjMGRkIn0.WWQ9LgQm6ihhyucPqWhF7P_GhxfFKFVJqV67rUq9wrU&h=ecd02e0b-e024-11ec-8877-4e4a9e8dc0dd[/URL][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Oshmalee;5943817]They're supposed to have a disclaimer at the bottom of the ad. Stating the pics are not actually of the girls. I will have that corrected. As long as they are a legit business they can stay with the disclaimer.[/QUOTE]But she is a real live on the hook catfish? LOL. I kinda like the type you described. Reminds me of being in Thailand long ago. I need a relaxing massage.
[QUOTE=MotionLotion;5942881]She's actually 40+yrs Asian and chubby. I just politely declined.
[URL]https://gainesville.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/asian/top-asian-great-massage-vip-se/009036289215[/URL][/QUOTE]I called her out of curiosity. Doesn't sound 40-50 ish, but that doesn't mean much. The address is a hotel. Should I be comfortable with that?
[QUOTE=Mlive;5954015]I called her out of curiosity. Doesn't sound 40-50 ish, but that doesn't mean much. The address is a hotel. Should I be comfortable with that?[/QUOTE]Only if you are comfortable with the smell of Chinese food reeking up the room. I think she was having Cream of Sum Yung Guye.
Visited Best Asian Massage (Gainesville) a weeks ago. I met a (7/7) masseuse. I was told that no TS. I was taken to the room. The massage was good. On the flip, only topless and HJ. After cleaning. I was offer water. I will not repeat.
[QUOTE=TR5321;5957843]Visited Best Asian Massage (Gainesville) a weeks ago. I met a (7/7) masseuse. I was told that no TS. I was taken to the room. The massage was good. On the flip, only topless and HJ. After cleaning. I was offer water. I will not repeat.[/QUOTE]That's the most you'll get anywhere in Gainesville nowadays.
Has anyone been to the rose bodyworks in LC since the lockdowns let up?
I used to see a pile of cars in the lot following the lockdowns, but I don't see as many now.
(Accidentally posted in Orlando thread; posting in Gainesville thread).
Hello all.
Thanks for all the posts here. I am getting a bit confident that I can find some action today in G'Ville without getting ripped off.
Can anyone please recommend a listing or a place?
Looking for these. In order of priority.
Erotic massage.
Escort.
Thanks a lot!! And I will post a review when done.
I had a couple dreams about Orchid. Let me preface this by saying I had been there years ago. But I'm older now and need a theraputic massage every so often. I saw they had changed names, so I thought I might get a decent massage. I didn't get a good massage twice. But I'm not entirely dissatisfied.
The first dream was with a cute young thing who had purchased a lovely set of 36 C's. I got to play with them. We started with a table shower. Her massage was not firm enough. I was surprised to be offered CBJ on the turn. Not bad, not great either. Her massage wasn't bad, but it wasn't good. But she was willing & she let me roam freely, so it wasn't a bad experience. I'm guessing she didn't have a lot of experience and no one had offered her 1.5 Marios before this.
My second dream was even smaller, probably less than 100 lbs. She wasn't happy when I asked for the other chica, so I settled for her. We started with a TS. She was a bit rough washing things. Her massage was too soft and too quick. I was surprised in my dream when the flip occurred quickly. I asked her how much she wanted as a tip. When she mentioned HE, I countered with CBJ. I was surprised that she offered FS and DATY for 2 Alex Trebeks! She was a more experienced provider, really knew how to move about the table advantageously. And she must not be familiar with the normal menus available here. She must be used to the cooking in a big city, not Hogtowne!
After clean up, she did spend 10 min on my legs. That was the best massage I got. I would repeat. Happy hunting. Anyone else try, please post.