Humorous Photos

[QUOTE=Markvi]Who the hell is Number 3!?[/QUOTE]

That would be Janet Reno.

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock]That would be Janet Reno.[/QUOTE]

No, that's White House reporter Helen Thomas.

Democrats 2.jpg is Janet Reno

Forgive the pic of Nancy Pelosi, after all she is a Baltimore girl, and we're known for our ugly women.

Democrats are better in bed by default. Whoever heard of "a great piece of elephant"?

[QUOTE=Baltimonger]No, that's White House reporter Helen Thomas.

Democrats 2.jpg is Janet Reno

Forgive the pic of Nancy Pelosi, after all she is a Baltimore girl, and we're known for our ugly women.

Democrats are better in bed by default. Whoever heard of "a great piece of elephant"?[/QUOTE]

I meant 3 one down not the title, but thank you for the correction :)

If I were were so inclined to look for a "great piece of elephant" I'd move back to Baltimore asap and call Robux for a recommendation.

Speaking of Baltimore women in government: Senator Barbara Mikulski from Baltimore, and a few blocks from where Pelosi grew up, was just named the meanest person on Capitol Hill by her own staffers. Bab the Crab.

[QUOTE=Markvi]Who the hell is Number 3!?[/QUOTE]

Janet Reno was Atty General. Helen Thomas was a legendary reporter for AP or UPI at the White House. God, you guys are so young.

This is the correct forum for Humorous Photos.

Try the following site for politics.

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=5770[/url]

Great comparison....

A fake glamour photo of Palin compared to three women over the age of 70, a doctored photo of Nancy Pelosi and a picture of Hillary with a hangover.

This republican desperation is so pathetic.

Obama '08

[QUOTE=Beereal]Great comparison....

A fake glamour photo of Palin compared to three women over the age of 70, a doctored photo of Nancy Pelosi and a picture of Hillary with a hangover.

This republican desperation is so pathetic.

Obama '08[/QUOTE]

What's really pathetic is that you are taking a lampoon of photos in a forum dedicated to finding streetwalkers so seriously. Get a life. Neither of these mooks are qualified to run the country. We're f****d either way we go. Jeez!

10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when
you're on the
road.

8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will
probably let
you try it out a few times.

7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a
backup.

6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look
fat?"

2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.

Yesterday I was in Petsmart buying a large bag of Nutro dog food for my dog. I was in the check out line and the woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant?

So, on impulse, I told her no. I didn't have a dog and that I was starting the Nutro Dog Food Diet again. I probably shouldn't, I continued, because I'd ended up in the hospital the last time. I awoke in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. However, I did lose 40 pounds on the diet, so I was giving it another go.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way tha t it works is you load your pockets with Nutro nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete , and I needed to lose a few more pounds.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was, by now, enthralled with my story.

Horrified, this woman asked if I ended up in intensive care because I'd been poisoned by the dog food. I told her no, it happened because I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit both of us. :)

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard!

Petsmart won't let me shop there anymore.

Girls are so gullible.

Look closely...wings are an optical illusion....not just a butterfly ;)

[QUOTE=A John]Look closely...wings are an optical illusion....not just a butterfly ;)[/QUOTE]

She will appreciate that tat when she turns 40..........

How about when she is ready too have kids. Mommy what does that stand for? Well you see dear...........



[QUOTE=Aacountyman]She will appreciate that tat when she turns 40..........[/QUOTE]

Ever wonder what happened to those cute and crazy hippie girls


that did drugs in the 60's?

[QUOTE=A John]Ever wonder what happened to those cute and crazy hippie girls


that did drugs in the 60's?[/QUOTE]


Too many skulls to be a hippie.