Strip Club Reports

I've never understood why anyone would fly to Vegas. Drop the extra and spend $500 on a ticket to Amsterdam. If you don't need Luxury Suites, you can grab a small room for $80 - $100 US per night once you are there. The food is cheap and amazing, the beer is like nectar and the Red Light girls don't mess around. $50EU for 15 mins (negotiable) works out to $70US currently, and that $50EU can buy you everything if you know how to negotiate.

Of course, you can also smoke hash and eat mushrooms while you're drinking fantastic beer and banging model-quality Eastern Europeans and Thai girls... I've seen that Bunny Ranch show on HBO and you'd have to be crazy to spend more than $100 on those swamp donkeys. The Red Light District has endless rows and alleys full of windows to select from, and it's a Buyer's Market.

They have a VERY nice (think James Bond) casino in the middle of town too, so Vegas officially has NOTHING on Amsterdam. Your $1,200 will take you a LOT farther (no geographic pun intended) in Amsterdam than Vegas.

[QUOTE=Rbojangles]

Of course, you can also smoke hash and eat mushrooms while you're drinking fantastic beer and banging model-quality Eastern Europeans and Thai girls... I've seen that Bunny Ranch show on HBO and you'd have to be crazy to spend more than $100 on those swamp donkeys. The Red Light District has endless rows and alleys full of windows to select from, and it's a Buyer's Market.




Swamp donkeys.....ha ha. The one who I think is butt ugly is Air Force Amy. There is not enough beer in the world that would me want that skank. Although, I would love to tap Isabella Soprano.

[QUOTE=SpeedRacer29][QUOTE=Rbojangles]Swamp donkeys.....ha ha. The one who I think is butt ugly is Air Force Amy. There is not enough beer in the world that would me want that skank. Although, I would love to tap Isabella Soprano.[/QUOTE]

I've seen the show a few times and I don't find any of them that appealing. Maybe if seen live and in living color they might be better looking but I doubt it. Just another group of marginally attractive women who think big fake boobs will make them desirable...

[QUOTE=Rbojangles]I've never understood why anyone would fly to Vegas. Drop the extra and spend $500 on a ticket to Amsterdam. If you don't need Luxury Suites, you can grab a small room for $80 - $100 US per night once you are there. The food is cheap and amazing, the beer is like nectar and the Red Light girls don't mess around. $50EU for 15 mins (negotiable) works out to $70US currently, and that $50EU can buy you everything if you know how to negotiate.

Of course, you can also smoke hash and eat mushrooms while you're drinking fantastic beer and banging model-quality Eastern Europeans and Thai girls... I've seen that Bunny Ranch show on HBO and you'd have to be crazy to spend more than $100 on those swamp donkeys. The Red Light District has endless rows and alleys full of windows to select from, and it's a Buyer's Market.

They have a VERY nice (think James Bond) casino in the middle of town too, so Vegas officially has NOTHING on Amsterdam. Your $1,200 will take you a LOT farther (no geographic pun intended) in Amsterdam than Vegas.[/QUOTE]

Better get there quick. The Amsterdam Powers-that-be having been reading the American book on "How To Screw Up Everything In Order To Save Society".

The Red Light District alleyways are being bought out and the girls forced to go underground. The claim is that there's a lot of "criminal element" in the financial dealings that has to be stopped.

Still, there are other places in Europe.

Mal

[QUOTE=Rbojangles]I've never understood why anyone would fly to Vegas. Drop the extra and spend $500 on a ticket to Amsterdam. If you don't need Luxury Suites, you can grab a small room for $80 - $100 US per night once you are there. The food is cheap and amazing, the beer is like nectar and the Red Light girls don't mess around. $50EU for 15 mins (negotiable) works out to $70US currently, and that $50EU can buy you everything if you know how to negotiate.

Of course, you can also smoke hash and eat mushrooms while you're drinking fantastic beer and banging model-quality Eastern Europeans and Thai girls... I've seen that Bunny Ranch show on HBO and you'd have to be crazy to spend more than $100 on those swamp donkeys. The Red Light District has endless rows and alleys full of windows to select from, and it's a Buyer's Market.

They have a VERY nice (think James Bond) casino in the middle of town too, so Vegas officially has NOTHING on Amsterdam. Your $1,200 will take you a LOT farther (no geographic pun intended) in Amsterdam than Vegas.[/QUOTE]One of the best things about having been stationed in Europe was my frequent trips to Amsterdam. It was a long train ride, but worth the time. I couldn't partake in any of the mushroom or pot or hash activities because of surprise piss tests, but window shopping in the Red Light District made up for it.

Saw this on TBO.com...

The Long Island Lolita is all grown up now and she's traded her prison garb for stripper's lingerie.

Amy Fisher, who has gone from teenage other-woman-shooter to prison wench to writer, will dance at an Independence Day weekend show at the Déjà Vu strip club.

[url]http://www2.tbo.com/content/2009/jun/19/long-island-lolita-dance-deja-vu-strip-club/news-breaking/[/url]

Lock up your husbands ladies, Amy is coming to town!

They should rename this place, I had a good time there. Well worth checking out but 90 percent dark meat dancers dunno not my thing, but did dance with two of the three whiteys there and left happy. Maybe it was the particular night I went there.

Off topic what with this new trend with providers on there periods. I think it's a new scam making the rounds to avoid having to perform fs. This happened to me three times in one day and it cannot be a coincidence, let's just say several girls in the greater Tampa area won't be shiting right for a few weeks, I don't play that krap.

Seniors can pm me for names and recos.

[url]http://www2.tbo.com/content/2009/jun/19/long-island-lolita-dance-deja-vu-strip-club/news-breaking/[/url]

Can you believe it? Amy Fisher is going to be in Tampa stripping. You almost can't make this stuff up.

Sure I'm tempted to go but I'm also tempted to keep my $20.

[QUOTE=Dboyc][url]http://www2.tbo.com/content/2009/jun/19/long-island-lolita-dance-deja-vu-strip-club/news-breaking/[/url]

Can you believe it? Amy Fisher is going to be in Tampa stripping. You almost can't make this stuff up.

Sure I'm tempted to go but I'm also tempted to keep my $20.[/QUOTE]



You will be better off staying home. Her pimp/husband has already said it is more of a erotic show then a strip show. Translation: She will not be nude. For your $20 you can say you saw her in person and maybe had your picture taken with her. Big fuckin deal!!!!!!

How much do you guys end up paying at a strip club.

Made an unplanned trip to Tampa on Sat. so I decided to stop in at Ybor Strip. Thirty minutes into the visit I was asking myself "Why"?

No Chevon, no Danny, no Necie and no fun. The security trolls were more intrusive with their constant visits to check on the VIP rooms than normal. I am really starting to think that night shift is not the time to visit any more.

As far as the other dancers go, it was pretty bad. Way too much ink on display. No I don't mind a subtle tattoo on a dancer but some of these girls have gone into tattoo overkill. I got a dance from a cute little girl whose name escapes me but she was covered with tattoos. If I had seen her on stage before hand, I never would have gotten the dance. I swear she had eyeballs tattooed on her ass! One eyeball on each cheek. She would be over and it was like someone was staring back at me! And they were the worst dances I have had there in a long time too. Mostly air and very, very little contact.

I'm really starting to like the Doll House in Jax more than YS. I think I'll head north instead of south next time.

[QUOTE=Prea51]How much do you guys end up paying at a strip club.[/QUOTE]

And you are asking why? Trying to figure out how much to bring?

Yea, and also so I know if it's something I'd want to bother with.

Does anyone know any clubs where I can find Asian strippers?

There is a hot girl of Vietnamese descent at Bottoms Up in St. Pete, I've seen her on the weekends, have not sampled her dances.


[QUOTE=Legalize it]Does anyone know any clubs where I can find Asian strippers?[/QUOTE]