Massage Parlor Reports

Hello Gentlemen-.

I was visiting SF for a one day up from LA. I stupidly didn't do any research on your boards and just rolled the dice off BP.

I ended up in this joint on Taylor, above post. I am familiar with that part of town- and a little looking made me think it was a sure thing.

Paid 6 for an hour. Taken to a decent room- shower in the room. In walks a Viet girl in a little dress. She looked good in the dress- although 40+ for sure. I don't see any Viet girls down south- so it seemed like a bit of a novelty. She did a little massage- mostly light fingers while we chatted. Then the flip (maybe 5 min in) and she says $200 "I give you BJ and FS". WTF! That's $100 where I come from- and from way younger girls. I said no. Pushed for $150. She said no. I said OK I'll go. She said $180 and I caved. I'd already paid the $60 and I didn't have enough time to find another place.

She pulls down the dress and reveals a pretty gross saggy figure. She starts complaining about the size of my unit before it's 1/2 hard in her hand- and the complaints never stopped. Standing doggy, mish, doggy- she was moaning like it hurt. At one point I thought, at least get my $240 worth. But the whole thing was so nasty I couldn't get in to it.

She asked me if I had cum like 4 times, then begged me to stop- and finished me with a shitty HJ, asking me every 30" if I came.

I was planning to tell Mama what a shit dump she was running and ask for some money back- but my girl rushed me out in order to have me leave at the same time another girl was letting in another monger. No mama to complain to. I said what's up to the other dude and fled. Total maybe 20 min in the joint.

Quite possibly my worst experience ever. And I've seen some nasty stuff.

That's too bad. Compared to the very enjoyable full hour experiences I've had elsewhere for half the donation I feel bad for you. What can I say, sometimes less is more, a lot more. Like you said, research is a wonderful thing. Better luck new time? Either way thanks for sharing.

[QUOTE=FiftyFourteen;3128328]Hello Gentlemen-.

I was visiting SF for a one day up from LA. I stupidly didn't do any research on your boards and just rolled the dice off BP.

I ended up in this joint on Taylor, above post. I am familiar with that part of town- and a little looking made me think it was a sure thing.

Paid 6 for an hour. Taken to a decent room- shower in the room. In walks a Viet girl in a little dress. She looked good in the dress- although 40+ for sure. I don't see any Viet girls down south- so it seemed like a bit of a novelty. She did a little massage- mostly light fingers while we chatted. Then the flip (maybe 5 min in) and she says $200 "I give you BJ and FS". WTF! That's $100 where I come from- and from way younger girls. I said no. Pushed for $150. She said no. I said OK I'll go. She said $180 and I caved. I'd already paid the $60 and I didn't have enough time to find another place.

She pulls down the dress and reveals a pretty gross saggy figure. She starts complaining about the size of my unit before it's 1/2 hard in her hand- and the complaints never stopped. Standing doggy, mish, doggy- she was moaning like it hurt. At one point I thought, at least get my $240 worth. But the whole thing was so nasty I couldn't get in to it.

She asked me if I had cum like 4 times, then begged me to stop- and finished me with a shitty HJ, asking me every 30" if I came.

I was planning to tell Mama what a shit dump she was running and ask for some money back- but my girl rushed me out in order to have me leave at the same time another girl was letting in another monger. No mama to complain to. I said what's up to the other dude and fled. Total maybe 20 min in the joint.

Quite possibly my worst experience ever. And I've seen some nasty stuff.[/QUOTE]

Hello fellow mongers.

First time poster. Thanks for the recs.

Went to queens on kearny twice and it's been fun so far. Girls are young and fairly attractive. They have multi ethnic. Table shower is available. FS is 14 but can negotiate if you play dumb. Mamasan will send a girl up but won't give you a lineup. So you can keep saying no.

First time drew early 30 asian lady, crystal. Ok looking. Ok message. Ok during FS. Makes a lot of noise, likes to dirty talk.

Second time drew mandy. Mid 20's. Very attractive. Decent massage. Table shower was very. Thorough. FS was great. Very tight.

Anyone know of other FS places in SF with $ range?

[QUOTE=AznMnger;3175990]Hello fellow mongers.

First time poster. Thanks for the recs.

Went to queens on kearny twice and it's been fun so far. Girls are young and fairly attractive. They have multi ethnic. Table shower is available. FS is 14 but can negotiate if you play dumb. Mamasan will send a girl up but won't give you a lineup. So you can keep saying no.

First time drew early 30 asian lady, crystal. Ok looking. Ok message. Ok during FS. Makes a lot of noise, likes to dirty talk.

Second time drew mandy. Mid 20's. Very attractive. Decent massage. Table shower was very. Thorough. FS was great. Very tight.[/QUOTE]

I had reviewed Michelle at Nikki's on this site way back in 2005. Nikki's is on Sutter just east of Polk. I read some recent reviews on [URL]RM.com[/URL] and decided I needed to make a return visit. I'd been gone too long, having transferred my business to first CEO, then to Queen's.

I called to make sure she was working today then went by in the early evening on Sunday. Not busy at all. I seemed to be the only customer. Michelle met me at the top of the stairs. I found out late that there are four girls there, but Michelle and Tina are the best. They take turns meeting customers at the door. I would have asked for Michelle if she had not met me. Hard to guess Michelle's age but must be in the 40's. But with age comes experience. She is pretty cute (maybe a 7) with a decent body. What matters is what she does with it.

She took me to a room and she claimed that she remembered me. Seems like a long time ago, but I also recognized her after a few minutes. I paid her $200 front up with the expectation I'd get a GFE. At Nikki's there is no table shower but you shower yourself in a stall. Laid down in the room. Nikki returned soon, stripped and got to work. Not much massage, went right to the tingly stuff. The followed with the most amazing "Fire and Ice". She takes a mouth full of hot water and gives an intense anal rimming. Actually more like an anal digging. Meanwhile she is reaching under me to work my dick. Some sucking on that as well. Actually there was no "ice", just fire. After a long time I flipped and received an energetic BBBJ,. We did that for awhile, then BBFS with GC, then 69, then Missionary then back to BBBJ. She can take a pounding. An amazing experience that matched my review from 2005. If you like that kind to treatment, and I do, you will love Michelle.

Hello Gentleman -.

I am visiting your fine city and have noticed a lot of possible action around union square, but the wharf\North Beach area is looking pretty quiet. If anyone has any suggestions for a reliable AMP experience or otherwise near the Wharf it would be much appreciated. Looking forward to exploring and reporting.

If you have never visited before you may be surprised to find that once you are in North Beach you're just five minutes more to the outskirts of China town where several massage establishments are located. You can also ride the cable car from both North Beach and Pier 39 vicinity straight to Union Square and the vicinity of Sutter and Bush.

[QUOTE=Mkbliss;3185582]Hello Gentleman -.

I am visiting your fine city and have noticed a lot of possible action around union square, but the wharf\North Beach area is looking pretty quiet. If anyone has any suggestions for a reliable AMP experience or otherwise near the Wharf it would be much appreciated. Looking forward to exploring and reporting.[/QUOTE]

Hello good sirs.

So I'll just get to it, short and sweet and hope that some good folk here might be willing to take me under their wing in this regard (or just take pity).

I'm a Cal student (the poor kind), and I'm looking for a good AMP in the SF / Berkeley / Oakland Area. I live in Berkeley so I'm trying to not travel too far away, but I can take BART.

I've never done this sort of thing before, and I really, can't emphasize enough that, I cannot afford to have a bad experience (though I understand this isn't an exact science.) This is a gift to myself after many months of pent up stress and I really don't have the income to make a habit of this. I'm not looking for FS, or any type of insertion really, just a happy ending type experience involving some petting with a "cute enough", *younger* (30 years old &#8804 Asian girl, these are my only requirements. At most a nuru type massage if available. I don't have a rubmaps subscription so any help from experienced members would be greatly appreciated. Sorry to make my first post asking for information, but I'll be glad to contribute my report to this page once I've successfully completed my goal.

Apologies if I've somehow transgressed rules here. If this post needs to be taken down, I'd be grateful to know why and what I can do to make sure I ask correctly the next time.

[QUOTE=ZipTwist;3193625]Hello good sirs.

So I'll just get to it, short and sweet and hope that some good folk here might be willing to take me under their wing in this regard (or just take pity).

I'm a Cal student (the poor kind), and I'm looking for a good AMP in the SF / Berkeley / Oakland Area. I live in Berkeley so I'm trying to not travel too far away, but I can take BART.

I've never done this sort of thing before, and I really, can't emphasize enough that, I cannot afford to have a bad experience (though I understand this isn't an exact science.) This is a gift to myself after many months of pent up stress and I really don't have the income to make a habit of this. I'm not looking for FS, or any type of insertion really, just a happy ending type experience involving some petting with a "cute enough", *younger* (30 years old &#8804 Asian girl, these are my only requirements. At most a nuru type massage if available. I don't have a rubmaps subscription so any help from experienced members would be greatly appreciated. Sorry to make my first post asking for information, but I'll be glad to contribute my report to this page once I've successfully completed my goal.

Apologies if I've somehow transgressed rules here. If this post needs to be taken down, I'd be grateful to know why and what I can do to make sure I ask correctly the next time.[/QUOTE]So the AMP in SF I've seen with the youngest / cute was Jade Spa on Bush. You want to see Shirley. I think it will be. 80 total for what you want.

Visiting San Francisco for work and staying at a downtown hotel. I am searching for BBBJ and FS. Any recommendations?

Hello bay area.

I went to "ocean acupuncture" today on ocean ave. Establishment looks legit but massage is great with HE. Here is my review:

Therapist name: coco.

Looks: 6/10 - looks mid 30's, in shape but not a looker.

Massage: 7/10 - I care about a quality massage for my entire 55 min and she offers just that.

HE:7/10 - slow and sensual with a great pace. She teased the boys a bit before the flip which was great!

Damage: $100 - 60 house fee for 1 hour massage and 40 for tip.

If you local guys have any info on more places in SF area where similar experiences can be had, please reply or send me a private message. I will be happy to report more the more I go out. I will be in SF another 2 weeks and want to have a good time.

30 something Asian who offers a pretty brutal massage.

She is basically the only massage therapist I ever visit because it's a private location and being descreet is very important to me. I have visited her a total of 5 times, and every time she offers me a decent massage and a HE at a reasonable price. However, reading through some of these reviews it appears that she shows her breasts and allows touching? I have never, in any of my visits tried touching and she has always massaged me fully clothed. I feel like I am somewhat missing out. Should I be more 'touchy feely' next time? Does she offer any other services I don't know about?

Good day all!

I was looking for a little up to date information. Last year, I was traveling for business in SF and stopped by the Refresh Oasis. I had a pretty good experience, paid 60 for an hour massage which was really great, and then had HE for another 60. I was a bit disappointed by the lack of any further services offered to me at the time, but I had also never been there before. I am considering going back in a couple of weeks as I will be in the bay area again. What I am asking is this. Which would be a better bang for the buck, Refresh, Queens, or Nikki's? They all seem to have reviews around the board and I can't really determine which is fresh information. Also, I have seen in the posts to ask for the lineup. I have never had the nerve to do this for some reason, is it a common request?

Thanks for any advice or opinions.

M.

[QUOTE=SfMarko1;3222507]Good day all!

I was looking for a little up to date information. Last year, I was traveling for business in SF and stopped by the Refresh Oasis. I had a pretty good experience, paid 60 for an hour massage which was really great, and then had HE for another 60. I was a bit disappointed by the lack of any further services offered to me at the time, but I had also never been there before. I am considering going back in a couple of weeks as I will be in the bay area again. What I am asking is this. Which would be a better bang for the buck, Refresh, Queens, or Nikki's? They all seem to have reviews around the board and I can't really determine which is fresh information. Also, I have seen in the posts to ask for the lineup. I have never had the nerve to do this for some reason, is it a common request?[/QUOTE]Refresh isn't the same kind of place as the other two you mentioned. You probably won't get any additional services there. It's good for a relaxing massage in a clean facility.

The other two might offer more comprehensive services. Not sure about full lineups, but it couldn't hurt to ask if you can see what girls are available.

I loved this place. Had Bibi, she not only gave a great massage which loosened my back knots but she was also incredible on teasing and release. If I lived here I'd be there way too much. Enjoy guys.

Jcon51.