2000-2004 Archived Reports

[Quote] from Xsailor:
[i]BTW, the good looking BSW you saw outside Clicks wouldn't be named Karen would she?

I might add there seems to be a hell of a lot more lurkers than posters on this board, as evidenced by Hondo's pic post being viewed 619 time at this post! I can't believe he got that in house for 80 bucks? Hondo..are you sure you didn't slip some more tip$$$$?[/i][/Quote] Xman,

I chatted with her and even gave her a "maybe next time" hug, but I didn't catch her name.

Well I can verify that the pics are of the girl Hondo went with... and I told him not to pay over $100. She was a cool kid, so I would guess there was some negotiation... The best part was she had a hotel so the lucky SOB didn't have to do it in the car and didn't have to pay for a room...

Just remember one thing about Hondo, he is usually quite reliable, but you cannot believe a word he says about me...

Last, you are right about lurkers!

Hey Lurkers,

This board is not limited to the 20 guys that post here regularly, they are the brotherhood, but feel free to join our ranks... If you guys think there is a lot to learn by lurking, just remember that the guys who post here all the time are talkin on the phone, or email, or at a bar, and we have 4x as much info, names of girls at AMPS or on the street, phone numbers, addresses etc... We get the intel days or weeks before we talk about it on the board, after we have tasted the fruits of our knowledge...

Re-read my encounter with Bibi. I could easily have gotten a very average ride from a girl who is suspicious as to why I knew to ask for her. But Xsailor was the key to my great session. Not bragging, but he has gotten good booty at my recommedation, and I guarantee neither of us will tell you shit until you have the credibility on this forum.

LoveLOS

Actually, It quite common for a SW to have a room especally at hotels along NY ave or Parts of MD if you stand firm she'll take you back to her room, or will accept the price that you give minus the room costs

Hello DC mongers,

I got some info from a poster on this board. I was in DC for one night only and was able to see...didn't get to partake the action though. I walked the K area and hollered at a few SW. This one offerec $40 in an alley. Tried to get her to walk with me to my hotel...but she said that was too far.

Didn't get the alley BJ because i've never been to DC before and wasn't too comfortable to do that in an unfamiliar situation...but i will be back next month for a week!!! It should be on then.

Muggs,

Unless you want to prove your namesake, don't ever go into one of those alleys, especially on foot. I personally know two people, one a local bar tender, who were mugged in an alley in that same neighborhood. And they won't just take your wallet, both had the shit beat out of them. Another person I know was carjacked at gunpoint pulling into one of the alleys off L street. You made the right decision, lets not give other readers the idea this is a good move.

XS

Hondo,

Great reply...I'll have to start checking out the eros site more often. Might want to try her next time she's in town.
Thanks,
XS

I usually frequent the AMPs in Northern Virginia since that’s where my work takes me and I’m usually happy with the level of service in NoVa. But a post-Hurricane Isabel trip left me in DC and I decided to go the “extra mile.” I picked Sun Club Spa at 701 6th Street NW, across the street from the MCI center, purely from one of the little ads in the Post sports section.

It’s above a restaurant and there’s no sign at all. I didn’t like finding there’s no real entrance, just a door (marked only 701) and a buzzer at ground level. You have to wait on the sidewalk with the foot traffic until you’re buzzed in. The spa is on the second floor.

I don’t know if this place offers a lineup. The mamasan showed me into a room and Sophia came right in. I might have picked her anyway. She’s probably not much more than 5 feet tall, with long black hair and A or B cup breasts. Small girl, small figure, cute face. Her English is pretty bad. I saw 4 or 5 other girls while I was there, all of whom I would have had a session with.

The shower was OK, nothing special. All the right areas were cleaned, some more than others. Back in the room, I put 5 Andy Jacksons on the table, she excused herself for a minute, then came back in. There was no pretense of a massage. She stripped down to her thong panties and spent about 10 minutes squirming around on my back, kissing my neck and back. That was the massage, but it was also far more erotic than having someone trying to fake massage the muscles.

After the flip, on went the raincoat for some pretty decent French lessons. Then off came her thong, she spread her legs and said “What you want?” After some DATY, we proceeded to he main event and her marvelously faked orgasm.

After the finish, she offered to massage me (actually was fairly decent), then we finished by cuddling for a few minutes and my hands were allowed to roam anywhere.

It was an OK to above-average experience. Not outstanding, but not bad. Would I go back? Sure. The objective was more than what the NoVa spas offer, and that's what I got. No hassles and the girl was decent at what she did, maybe a little less warm at the start than at the finish. I’d see her again, or I’d see any of the other girls

XSAILOR
Please let me know about your last visit to Downtown. I am planning to go there on Tuesday. Thanks a lot
Send me an E-Mail to: n_a_bokov@hotmail.com

King Foil

Prices are comparable. cbj is 40-50, cfs is 80-100. If the girl is hard to get to or you have to wait in line where she can be choice, I may offer 125, but that's just because 25 extra doesn't make much of a difference to me. But I don't pay an internet price 125-175 30 minutes (which probably means cbj) or 175-300 for an hour (CFS) for a girl that walks the street at night but advertises on the internet by day. I never pick up girls especially in dc. They will arrest you and take your car. I normally ask a girl if she has a car. If she doesn't, I don't mess with here. You seem to be somewhat or a vet, so I don't have to warn you about the dangers especially in DC. I also never car date anymore. LS will follow you in unmarked cars or tricks may follow to rob you. Most women will either have a room or you can go to one of the tourist homes which are 22-25 for 3 hours, but you'll be in there long enough for one pop, unless you get lucky or pay for more.

Happy mongering.

I've been a lurker in this site for a week and a half. Didn't learn of it until recently via another website. I'm 22 years old who loves asian women. It's my weakness. So, to find out that there are AMPs in DC is surprising and exciting to me. No, I haven't been living under a rock. Just been too busy to hunt down these places. So, is there a FAQ thing I can read to catch up on? The dos and don'ts? Reading 67 pages would take more time than I have in a day. First step is learning it all. Next step is to finally go without being extremely embarrassed.

Visited 1413 K Spa last night (located at 1413 K NW). As you approach the building it is downstairs (immediately to your left) so there is no need to try to be 'buzzed' into the building.

Typical "mamasan" deal when you first enter - she was very pleasant and asked the inevitiable question 'have you been here before?' :)

After answering affirmatively I was walked to a room - mamasan indicated there were two girls working; one was available (Yumei) and the other was 'busy'. I recall from an earlier post Yumei was fun so I said 'sure'!

Yumei comes in - late 20's - smiling - speaks broken English; she was lots of fun.

We did the full body scrub thing - really nice job.

I was then placed in a sauna for about 15 minutes. Very refreshing.

Into the room - Yumei lead me by the hand 'tapping' my tool on/off :)

A great massage was next - heated towels, good hard massage, and lots of back-walking. There was repeated attention paid to 'the crack' in a friendly manner.

Flip - 'what do you want' was the question.

The fun began! This woman is wild - BBBJ, covers up and hops on, cowgirl, MS, doggie, leg in the air, takes your hands and motions for you to squeeze her boobs; the harder the better. She asks you to pay special attention to her nipples - suck them hard.

The room was warm at the outset but after 1 hour of multiple positions, laughing, and working hard to get one another off; it was down right HOT! :) We both (seemingly) enjoyed one anothe'rs efforts.

Total price - admisison of one hour $60 and a $100 tip.

While not a hard-body or a youngster Yumei was a great deal of fun. I heartily recommend her to anyone seeking a girl who tries hard to give (and get) pleasure. Enjoy!

I wanted to add a report on a recent visit with a young lady named EDEN on the site EROS DC.

Man o Man alive. This little lady was cute as a button and had a body that would not quit. She was probably 100 lbs, nicely shaved, real perky tata's and she loved to DFK.

If you are looking for a latina to spend some time with - her fee is $225 and worth every penny. I would definately say she is a GFE.

Check out her pics here:
http://www.erosdc.com/files/dc-dash1-eden1.htm

Enjoy.

DOWNTOWN - SUZY.
I visited Downtown on Tuesday morning. Looks like it is very active even at that hour. 5-7 girls on premises. I asked mamasun about Yumi but she can not recall her name. The second Mamasun (yes, there ate two!) - short young girl said that Yumi is off to-day but promised to send me really good girl. I asked somebody young and new. Meet Suzi. 23 yo, 5'7", only 2 weeks here but 3 years in America.Came from CA. Speak passable English
It was real GFE - she is very sexy, great body, beautiful Tits size 2, firm and dark sensative nipples. The sex was excellent - many positions,willing to do everything. Kissing rather deep, licking balls, toes! Very,very good. The only bad thing - I could not hold and came after 15 minutes. After that a lot of kissing, talking ( she is looking for the GUY with Mind, Heart and Jack!)and high quality massage. She really knows how to do it.
Highly recommended. I will go again. She does not know how long she will stay in Downtown.

Dear Son of Gondor:

No need to look at all 67 pages here on the DC Board - just check out the long post by Lovelos on July 23rd, which is a good summary of the various AMPs in DC. Most of these AMPs have small box ads in the Washington Post Sports section (especially on Fridays). Standard fare seems to be $60 house fee for an hour, plus a $100 tip for FS to the lovely lady.

If you do read through a few pages here, you'll see that Downtown has received very good reviews from numerous posters. There are several other good AMPs in DC as well, such as Cleveland Park. I patronized a fairly new place named Castle Spa on I St. near the Farragut West Metro stop and thought that it was on a par with Downtown.

As far as potentially being embarassed, check out this web site for some good tips on how an AMP works: http://members.lycos.co.uk/ampdude/newpage.html

About my only quibble would be with the author's recommendations for length of time - in my 14 years of going to AMPs, my experience is that you are always better to go for the 45-minute or 1-hour choice rather than the 30-minute choice. You usually get more services provided (some AMPs won't give you a table shower if you are only there for 30 minutes) and the session is more relaxed and less rushed - both the massage and the extras will be better. And since the price structure at almost every AMP is $40 for 30 minutes, $50 for 45 minutes and $60 for 1 hour, I feel it is worth the extra $10 or $20 for the extra time.

If you go to Downtown or Castle, don't fart around, go for the full hour. You won't regret it!

I look forward to reading one of your reviews soon - don't forget to write a post after you visit one of these places.

It always pays to watch the board. That can't miss SW I mentioned named "V" is listed under ******** as amber. Make sure you pay SW prices. We don't care about their internet business. Also, the can't miss SW precious is back after 2 1/2 months. She was listed under ebony in the ******** website. Did some mongering late last night around midnight. LE in full affect so prices with SWs can probably really be negotiated because the chances of them setting those easy and convenient tricks off the street is diminishing.

Happy mongering.

I had seen some very good reports on GR for Tammy at the Sun Club. Called up today (10/1) to see if she was working. Went about 1 PM. Seemed slow only saw 1 other girl, looked OK. Tammy was refreshing! Her English is OK, I speek a little Korean so that helped. Had a lot of laughs. She has a great attitude with very good service.

TS was average, everything else was way above average. She has a nice body, with a little extra around the middle. If there was a line-up I may not have selected her. Didn't get much of a massage. My Russian hands and Roman fingers sent the message for what I was looking for.

This lady is good, excellent BBBJ & CBJ. Very good DATY, which she seems to kike very much. Didn't try many locations. The Cowgirl ride was great. She wore me out. I will return. For those interested she works 2 weeks and takes a week off. So call ahead.

Crazy Dick