USA Adult Classified Advertiser: Reviews

I've heard a lot about her, but with the regular site down, not sure I've ever seen any pics of her. She have any ads up anywhere?

[QUOTE=HoBeau;4805397]I don't know if this is the right thread for this report, as TheClassifieds is down and has been for some time. But the thread is here and so is this report.

I am (at least) as annoyed as many of you with all the no-shows, time-wasters, girls from WYP, SA, and STG, as well as those steeped in drama, drugs, incarcerated, hospitalized, or working out of shit-hole no-tells or flop houses with a mat on the floor. So when I needed a girl and not a lot of shit Monday, I called Jewels.

Jewels always returns texts in a timely manner and (even) in texts she speaks English rather that some abbreviated form of "street". Finding a time for a date was easy which goes a long way with me. I've know Jewels for probably 5 years but we have dated less than 10 times. I don't know why! As requested, she "dressed up" for me. Black stockings and a pussy-length nightie barely buttoned to give a pleasant teasing view of her girls. We shared a nice Cabernet, this time with blue cheese, and had a lot of laughs. I used a deck of "magic cards" and my repertoire of (1) card trick to add to the playfulness of the moment. I bet her that if the trick fooled her she would have to let me get in her pants, she countered "you can get in my pants whether your trick fools me or not, and if you haven't noticed I'm not wearing any pants", a kind response that I appreciated. She was not lying, no pants at all. The trick did fool her, twice. We hugged (she is really close to being a spinner, but with ample boobs) and kissed. Petted and poked. And talked. After a couple of hours I left a happy man.

I think that I will see Jewels more often. Why not, in this fake world, she's as real as it gets.[/QUOTE]

I haven't seen her in a few months, but I thought the forums exaggerated her appearance a bit. She looks good for a woman in her 40's, but you can tell she is a woman in her 40's. I would say "spinner" is a mischaracterization. That said, I agree with everything else that has been said. Very professional, not a clock watcher, friendly, eager to please, etc. Regarding your question, I didn't save any of her ad photos, but I don't remember them being especially helpful. They weren't a misrepresentation per se, just low quality images.

[QUOTE=DaddioDoc;4811848]I've heard a lot about her, but with the regular site down, not sure I've ever seen any pics of her. She have any ads up anywhere?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DaddioDoc;4811815]Agree with the assessment RE: after the site changed. It wasn't nearly as good. But I also think something is fishy and it ain't just some of the ladies hygiene. If you're paying for web space, and they blow away your data plus your backups, which is what we were told, you don't stay offline this long waiting for them to start providing their amazing service again. I've even stopped posting reviews due to suspicions that LE may have been involved in the site being taken down. Call me paranoid, but just seems risky to be posting about dreams at the moment.[/QUOTE]Generally when LE takes a site down they "seize" it and post a high banner. Check out the old Backpage and you will see the banner. That hasn't happened here.

The group who runs this do not charge the ladies for their ads so maybe it was not profitable. I'm willing to go with what we are being told at this time.

[QUOTE=Defto;4811925]I haven't seen her in a few months, but I thought the forums exaggerated her appearance a bit. She looks good for a woman in her 40's, but you can tell she is a woman in her 40's. I would say "spinner" is a mischaracterization. That said, I agree with everything else that has been said. Very professional, not a clock watcher, friendly, eager to please, etc. Regarding your question, I didn't save any of her ad photos, but I don't remember them being especially helpful. They weren't a misrepresentation per se, just low quality images.[/QUOTE]Look, you can't know her and not adore her. I have known her for a decade. She is more excited about sex than you probably are, she is also a good and caring friend and cool as fuck to hang out with. Take her to a taco truck and talk to her. You can't help but love her.

I have no reason to doubt any of this. Just wanted to pump the brakes a bit on the hype because there are plenty of mongers whose boxes she doesn't check.

[QUOTE=Delgato;4812596]Look, you can't know her and not adore her. I have known her for a decade. She is more excited about sex than you probably are, she is also a good and caring friend and cool as fuck to hang out with. Take her to a taco truck and talk to her. You can't help but love her.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JayHan;4810258]It's been down long enough that I kind of doubt that bringing it back is a priority. And honestly, when it changed it turned to shit anyway.[/QUOTE]Only a guess but I assumed when the name changed, it was because USASG sold or transferred the classifieds site to a new company. A whois check of the old domain name [URL]usaadultclassifieds.nl[/URL] shows it is registered with a Netherlands address while the new domain name [URL]theclassifieds.nl[/URL] is registered with a Canada address. Whether the site ever gets resurrected, I don't know. But if it comes back, I would recommend that they have better backup and disaster recovery plans in place.

[QUOTE=Delgato;4812596]Look, you can't know her and not adore her. I have known her for a decade. She is more excited about sex than you probably are, she is also a good and caring friend and cool as fuck to hang out with. Take her to a taco truck and talk to her. You can't help but love her.[/QUOTE]I have seen her many many times she has spent time at my house when wife gone I don't have her digits and can't get on crashed website could someone please privately send me her digits would love to see here wonderful lady I have posted in past of what a super lady she is please send me digits. Thanks.

[QUOTE=MrDude49;4814727]I have seen her many many times she has spent time at my house when wife gone I don't have her digits and can't get on crashed website could someone please privately send me her digits would love to see here wonderful lady I have posted in past of what a super lady she is please send me digits. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Said we would talk Tuesday never called back or answered my calls so I threw away her phone number. Hate when that happens but she is well thought of by some.

[QUOTE=MrDude49;4814727]I have seen her many many times she has spent time at my house when wife gone I don't have her digits and can't get on crashed website could someone please privately send me her digits would love to see here wonderful lady I have posted in past of what a super lady she is please send me digits. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Pm me your number and I will give it to her. I'm not giving hers out without her permission.

I'm familiar with the scary banner they put up. I'm just sayin'. I also agree with another post that mentions profitability. I can't see how the site could be profitable at all. So perhaps that's the issue. But if so, then just fucking come out and tell everyone, it's been a fun run, but we're done. Good luck!

I'm not a real "monger" I suppose, because I prefer to find 2 steady providers and stick with them. But I had the misfortune of losing both of my goto's right as the site went down and everyone lost their fucking mind over the flu. Timing is everything.

[QUOTE=TheDaytimer;4811939]Generally when LE takes a site down they "seize" it and post a high banner. Check out the old Backpage and you will see the banner. That hasn't happened here.

The group who runs this do not charge the ladies for their ads so maybe it was not profitable. I'm willing to go with what we are being told at this time.[/QUOTE]

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Maneater / Tonya is back in town! From past experience these windows of opportunity tend to be limited; here today, gone soon after. Expert gumjob. Informs digits have not changed.

[QUOTE=DDChaser;4853292]Maneater / Tonya is back in town! From past experience these windows of opportunity tend to be limited; here today, gone soon after. Expert gumjob. Informs digits have not changed.[/QUOTE]Care to share those digits.

[QUOTE=BigBob69;4853320]Care to share those digits.[/QUOTE]Only if you have posted on here before about an experience with her. PM me and please include the post number. Others who saved her number may be freer with that info.

[QUOTE=DDChaser;4853338]Only if you have posted on here before about an experience with her. PM me and please include the post number. Others who saved her number may be freer with that info.[/QUOTE]Nope I have not seen her. Would like to that's why I asked.

Have just seen the reviews of her. Thanks anyways.