Massage Parlor Reports

Does anybody speak enough mandarin or Cantonese to explain why it is very common to get the compliment of "being strong" down there. Is this a bad translation for "hard". Or is there a cultural meaning on having a hard on?

Just curious.

Cheers.

I've read reports this place is no good. For some stupid reason I ignored them. I thought about going somewhere across the river but was on a time crunch so I figured I'd try this place even if it's just a DIY. My first red flag should have been the little guy working at the front desk. I don't like seeing men period at an AMP. He takes me to my room and I lay down and wait.

A cute younger girl walks in after I wait a bit. Covers me back up LOL, and starts the massage. Absolutely no teasing or roaming what so ever. The goods stayed covered the whole time. She waited till the last 5 minutes for the flip and I said alright maybe I can atleast get a DIY.

Wrong. She kind of starts getting close to the towel. I try to remove it and she freaks. She gets really aggressive and tells me to leave it. I apologise and leave it. She starts to get visibly more mad and says "who was the last girl you had here?" I say I don't ask names. She starts to ***** at me like I'm a child about how EVERYONE must stay covered. I cut her off and tell her to chill it's alright. For some reason I felt obligated to leave atleast 10 for a tip. She was pissed about that too lmao. Oh well. Good riddance *****. Let this place rot.

I've always understood it to mean as you're very "hard", or last a long time. It's right up there with the phrase "you're #1" .

[QUOTE=SalaMander;5001641]Does anybody speak enough mandarin or Cantonese to explain why it is very common to get the compliment of "being strong" down there. Is this a bad translation for "hard". Or is there a cultural meaning on having a hard on?

Just curious.

Cheers.[/QUOTE]

First time at 405 and enjoyed the massage but no extras were offered. I got the mid-thirties lady who spoke very little English. She was friendly and allowed OTC roaming but only gave limited teasing.

There was another lady there who spoke good English but I only dealt with her on the phone. She seems to have "regulars" as it was busy when I arrived around 4:30 pm.

I might try again next week as I did enjoy the light touch 90 minute massage very much.

[QUOTE=SalaMander;5001641]Does anybody speak enough mandarin or Cantonese to explain why it is very common to get the compliment of "being strong" down there. Is this a bad translation for "hard". Or is there a cultural meaning on having a hard on?

Just curious.

Cheers.[/QUOTE]I've learned a few phrases to help with the language barrier. Most of the APM girls are Chinese and are from Northern provinces and any you may encounter from Southern China will have at least a rudimentary knowledge of Mandarin. One of the best phrases I learned translates to "do you want to eat my tofu?" It's a Mandarin slang expression that means: are you going to physically harass (or molest) me? It usually gets a laugh from the girls, can break the ice, and potentially clue them in to your desire for some extra attention. I also use "I like that" in Mandarin when I do enjoy what they're doing.

"do you want to eat my tofu?" — pay attention to tonal inflection when saying this.

"I like that".

This Linda is not the same as McD's. More Sweat Pants and spanx than a dress and high heels. If this Linda gave me a HE, she would probably break it off. "Who strong now, big boy?" Other things may eventually be on the table, but the massage was so intense and good that I had no interest in other options.

It was not busy when I was there, and she was genuinely glad to see a customer. Some places can be pretty ambivilent, especially when there is a steady line of men coming through the door.

[QUOTE=SimonPieMan;5001575]Is this the same Linda that worked at GeeGee behind McDonalds in Montgomery? Nice body, great legs, wore a dress & heels most of the time, sensual HE?

Simon.[/QUOTE]

Anyone know of a good AMP near Sharonville? Thanks.

Anyone ever have any luck here? Who should I ask for? Thanks!

Could someone pm me intel on Chinese spa in pr and the new one in Loveland. Thanks.

Had sunny for a half hour. She is a total lazy ass. Never again will I see her. Fellas you show up and she tries to bring you back, turn around and run.

Stopped at Sakura and was told to come back in 40 minutes. Decided to go to Moon and got 30 minutes. Massage was ok at best. Didn't get her name but got an ok handshake. 4 +. 4.

[QUOTE=Joe5543;5003177]Had sunny for a half hour. She is a total lazy ass. Never again will I see her. Fellas you show up and she tries to bring you back, turn around and run.[/QUOTE]I guess you and Sunny didn't click and she might have been a little tired. She isn't as bubbly as Lisa in general but the massage is great because she is stronger and the experience can be wonderful. Don't let your experience sway others. It was just an experience.

Tried for 2nd time, same massage (actually better than earlier one as she listened to what areas I needed the massage), no teasing. So that's it for me for Risen Day.

[QUOTE=TheDaytimer;5001232]Similar experience. Walked in and saw Anna. The older of the two ladies. No mask so got to see the face. Not bad. Same deal with the legs on the table and I took your cue and started to fondle them with my lips and tongue. That was the start of a very good session that ended with a smile on my face.[/QUOTE]Went back today and got Jean. A slim bodied petite Asian Asked for a light touch and had high hopes. HOWEVER she has mastered the ability to avoid massaging or even touching anything that I wanted her to touch. She notified me at the 10 minute and 5 minute marks and I figured the massage was about to improve. NOPE. I left her a nice 15% tip ($10) figuring that was a better message than even stiffing her. The look on her face when she saw it was a $10 bill was worth it. I can be very generous tipping when the service is at or above expectations.

Next time I'll ask tor Anna or JoJo.

Visited a number of times. What she lacks in youth, body, and looks she makes up for in attitude & enthusiasm. I strongly suspect there is at least a little more on the menu. Seniors can PM.

[QUOTE=GogglerMan;5002277]This Linda is not the same as McD's. More Sweat Pants and spanx than a dress and high heels. If this Linda gave me a HE, she would probably break it off. "Who strong now, big boy?" Other things may eventually be on the table, but the massage was so intense and good that I had no interest in other options.

It was not busy when I was there, and she was genuinely glad to see a customer. Some places can be pretty ambivalent, especially when there is a steady line of men coming through the door.[/QUOTE]