[QUOTE=Hotlcndyt;2795935]Damn. Hope I get selected to see this amazing lady!![/QUOTE]All this UTR slated talk I must admit has my little brain going crazy. PICK ME PICK ME. PLEASE.
Printable View
[QUOTE=Hotlcndyt;2795935]Damn. Hope I get selected to see this amazing lady!![/QUOTE]All this UTR slated talk I must admit has my little brain going crazy. PICK ME PICK ME. PLEASE.
[QUOTE=ByronDee;2795805]I got selected and since "everybody" doesn't want to hear about UTRs, I want bore you with the freakin fire hot details, just hope you get selected and when if you do, drop what your doing and "Get up and get ya sum!" FYI I can't share sorry.[/QUOTE]Late reporting but this nut was lucky enough to get selected as well. What a dream visit. Imagine the old unicorn Daisy but with a wonderful personality and eagerness to please.
Thank you brother for setting this up!!
[QUOTE=ByronDee;2795805]I got selected and since "everybody" doesn't want to hear about UTRs, I want bore you with the freakin fire hot details, just hope you get selected and when if you do, drop what your doing and "Get up and get ya sum!" FYI I can't share sorry.[/QUOTE]You Lucky bastard.
LOL. This is all too funny. You guys are killing me. So how do I get selected as one of the "lucky" ones? Any help?
[QUOTE=BuckeyeNation;2796588]Late reporting but this nut was lucky enough to get selected as well. What a dream visit. Imagine the old unicorn Daisy but with a wonderful personality and eagerness to please.
Thank you brother for setting this up!![/QUOTE]I read the board of USA.
I smile an envious smile.
I have been upon these boards.
For a little while.
I have reported well I think.
Giving thoughts and details.
Sharing all the info I have.
On the areas providing females.
I've had a UTR or two.
They are certainly nice.
Some have become known to others.
When I shared once or twice.
So now I hear of this new lass.
A sight to behold I hear.
If I could get some info please.
I would joyfully shed a tear.
Can't blame a guy for trying some flair. .
Found Brittney on SA, have seen her a few times. Unfortunately she can't host but her menu is open. Just curious if others have seen her, has a very jealous BF so contact is tricky.
[QUOTE=Yardart;2798082]I read the board of USA.
I smile an envious smile.
I have been upon these boards.
For a little while.
I have reported well I think.
Giving thoughts and details.
Sharing all the info I have.
On the areas providing females.
I've had a UTR or two.
They are certainly nice.
Some have become known to others.
When I shared once or twice.
So now I hear of this new lass.
A sight to behold I hear.
If I could get some info please.
I would joyfully shed a tear.
Can't blame a guy for trying some flair. .[/QUOTE]LOL That is a great post!
[QUOTE=Yardart;2798082][b] Ode to a UTR [/b][/QUOTE]A great verse that says it all.
[QUOTE=BuckeyeNation;2798204]Found Brittney on SA, have seen her a few times. Unfortunately she can't host but her menu is open. Just curious if others have seen her, has a very jealous BF so contact is tricky.[/QUOTE]Nope. But In Middletown I wish I would have.
[QUOTE=Yardart;2798082]I read the board of USA.
I smile an envious smile.
I have been upon these boards.
For a little while.
I have reported well I think.
Giving thoughts and details.
Sharing all the info I have.
On the areas providing females.
I've had a UTR or two.
They are certainly nice.
Some have become known to others.
When I shared once or twice.
So now I hear of this new lass.
A sight to behold I hear.
If I could get some info please.
I would joyfully shed a tear.
Can't blame a guy for trying some flair. .[/QUOTE]Very well done, you should do work for Hallmark my friend!
Just a few days ago, thanks to a generous and careful board member.
All I can say is she is fantastic; truly sexy, giving, sweet and not-so-innocent. I'm grateful!
I saw her again. She's totally lovely. I've paid $$$ and $$ at times (but not a lot of times! Anyone ever see Elsie Sinclair before she left for sunnier climes? We're talking about that level) for sessions that were as real and nice.
But I'm being asked to provide information I just do not have. I know absolutely nothing.
I'm lot of town right now and not able to get on very much. I did pass on several of the pmsi received regarding the utr.
Had a recent visit with Ms. DB. And rekindled our long friendship. Most know this lady from before under a different handle, she is still sweet and fun to share time with. She hosts on the North side of Dayton.
Not the best area, but OK in the daytime. She was glad to re-connect and provided great company. She is not a clock watcher. And has great massage skills with wonderful extras.
While there, I saw another lady from USA Classifieds. She actually opened the door to the small one bedroom apt. You can find her posts (LK). She looked very poorly. And DB said she was having.
Was not 'feeling well' and was ill. I would be very concerned if considering an appointment with this roomy. As you may not find her in the best of condition. This is just my HO, but like to give.
My fellow hobbyist a heads up on how to spend your hard earned dollars. Anyone wanting any additional info on DB or her room-mate can PM me here.
FB51.
Has any fellow mongers seen this provider either recently or in the past.
She has a room in Miamisburg away from her crazy BF for today only. Ping if you are a senior member and want her contact info.
[QUOTE=BuckeyeNation;2798204]Found Brittney on SA, have seen her a few times. Unfortunately she can't host but her menu is open. Just curious if others have seen her, has a very jealous BF so contact is tricky.[/QUOTE]
I've seen her twice. The first was when she was at a run down apartment just off of Main and it was a fun time. The second wasn't good at all. Very rushed and her douche husband was around and didn't pull off a good vibe. She and her husband are always getting busted.
[QUOTE=Workie;2800777]Has any fellow mongers seen this provider either recently or in the past.[/QUOTE]
I wrote a little verse.
And much to my surprise.
It seems it caught.
The right set of eyes.
I got a message to make contact.
Which I quickly did.
A few days later.
I met a lass to flip my lid.
She was beautiful as any.
Hair flowing and black.
An exhausting great time.
I can't wait to go back.
The incall is immaculate.
No smells, smoke or fuss.
She is all about making.
A great time for us.
So post on the board.
Your desire to see.
Perhaps you can get.
As lucky as me.
In short I WILL BE RETURNING! This is a top experience for certain! She's being kept low volume and non rush. And no I can not provide direct contact info. Post and see what happens.
[QUOTE=Yardart;2803680]I wrote a little verse.
And much to my surprise.
It seems it caught.
The right set of eyes.
I got a message to make contact.
Which I quickly did.
A few days later.
I met a lass to flip my lid.
She was beautiful as any.
Hair flowing and black.
An exhausting great time.
I can't wait to go back.
The incall is immaculate.
No smells, smoke or fuss.
She is all about making.
A great time for us.
So post on the board.
Your desire to see.
Perhaps you can get.
As lucky as me.
In short I WILL BE RETURNING! This is a top experience for certain! She's being kept low volume and non rush. And no I can not provide direct contact info. Post and see what happens.[/QUOTE]Your post provided no information for which this board is about. I didn't even think your poem held any clout!
You funny Monger! LOL.
[QUOTE=MasterBait;2803689]Your post provided no information for which this board is about. I didn't even think your poem held any clout![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Yardart;2803680]I wrote a little verse.
And much to my surprise.
It seems it caught.
The right set of eyes.
I got a message to make contact.
Which I quickly did.
A few days later.
I met a lass to flip my lid.
She was beautiful as any.
Hair flowing and black.
An exhausting great time.
I can't wait to go back.
The incall is immaculate.
No smells, smoke or fuss.
She is all about making.
A great time for us.
So post on the board.
Your desire to see.
Perhaps you can get.
As lucky as me.
In short I WILL BE RETURNING! This is a top experience for certain! She's being kept low volume and non rush. And no I can not provide direct contact info. Post and see what happens.[/QUOTE]Would be interested in seeing where this goes.
[QUOTE=MasterBait;2803689]Your post provided no information for which this board is about. I didn't even think your poem held any clout![/QUOTE]I respectfully disagree with you here, the poem contains a wealth of information for One that knows how to read between the lines.
apoligies I replied to the wrong post. See above.
[QUOTE=MasterBait;2803689]Your post provided no information for which this board is about. I didn't even think your poem held any clout![/QUOTE]But I know how I spent my time. I know that I can see her again. I know that I'll likely be making her a regular. I know that if one is looking for an experience that will be well above the cost of admission they should post and hope that they are reached out to. But taking issue with me after I hit it off with this arrangement so well as the first "outsider" allowed in, certainly doesn't inspire me to pass along my thoughts on you being added to the select few that will get to experience her youth and drive. An incall that is safe, and discreet, and free from clutter, drama, and smells that are a problem and classy touches that you aren't going to get everyday. But hey keep patting yourself on the back for smacking down my attempt to have a little fun with my post.
If I understand correctly.
I request directly.
Permission to see.
This star to be.
Although not a senior.
I hope to see her.
How's that?
So I am unclear on how this is working with this new mysterious utr. Is she contacting the chosen or is a monger making contact and or choosing? Either way I love black hair sexy ladies and I would like to toss my hat in the ring. I'm hoping for tomorrow (Saturday) day. Wish me luck.
Yardart has simply brought some imagination and creativity to the board and I think it's pretty funny and cool. I posted interest in the UTR also about the same time and his post got answered. So maybe his creativity did pay off. No reason to bash him whether it did help him or not. I love the black haired ladies too and am one of the many to hope to have a turn with her. LOL.
[QUOTE=WTell;2803944]So I am unclear on how this is working with this new mysterious utr. Is she contacting the chosen or is a monger making contact and or choosing? Either way I love black hair sexy ladies and I would like to toss my hat in the ring. I'm hoping for tomorrow (Saturday) day. Wish me luck.[/QUOTE]I headed out one morning for work and on my windshield was a card saying "you have been chosen" I was instructed to sit at a bench at Cox Arboretum precisely at noon. A man wearing a long trench coat walked by dropping an envelope. By the time I picked it up he had disappeared. In the envelope was an address and time and a single strand of long black hair. . . .
[QUOTE=DayKink;2804001]I headed out one morning for work and on my windshield was a card saying "you have been chosen" I was instructed to sit at a bench at Cox Arboretum precisely at noon. A man wearing a long trench coat walked by dropping an envelope. By the time I picked it up he had disappeared. In the envelope was an address and time and a single strand of long black hair. . . .[/QUOTE]Ok. I have to break my usual silence here. Some know me, most do not. I prefer it that way. I have been on this site longer than most but prefer to keep quiet. However, this UTR has me very intrigued to say the least! I'd like to throw my name in the hat to see if one day I too can have a joseph Smith story of the next coming of Christ! So there it is. I have UTR's to trade possibly.
I have been having a blast reading these reviews of guys who have seen her and those chomping at the bit to get a chance. I've only been hobbying for a few years, but I have seen many women and have read almost everything on this site on a daily basis. With that being said, I have never seen anything like this. The "secret society" approach has been both entertaining and refreshing. Would I like a shot with this girl? Of course, but I do hope all the back and forth, drooling, bragging, cryptic messages and poems keep going. I just want to thank all of you involved for providing me with some laughs over the past few weeks. Keep it up! Stay safe and have fun gentlemen.
Fireguy.
Product presentation + claims of superior quality + you can't have it = full proof marketing.
So where do I sign?
[QUOTE=JustLookInSW;2804496]Product presentation + claims of superior quality + you can't have it = full proof marketing.
So where do I sign?[/QUOTE]I think this belongs in the Stupid Shit in Dayton thread.
Yesterday as I was outside reading my parking ticket, a black crow landed 4 foot from me and was clinching a piece of paper, as he flew off, he dropped the note and shit on my car, the note said Sorry you haven't been chosen due to competition in the ranks, and fear of the mystery UTR would be taken out of commission due to superior carnal knowledge on my part, Oh well on to the next one, more than one UTR in the house, matter of fact).
Sorry to hear about the crow shit on your car I followed the crow and found her and went back for more and the old crow watched the fun.
[QUOTE=Cartog;2804529]I think this belongs in the Stupid Shit in Dayton thread.[/QUOTE]Poor little fella didn't understand it.
Had a nice ENCORE with our little UTR friend.
Often times a second visit does not live up to the memory of the first one but in this case, the encore was better than my memory to our initial date. She has extraordinary oral skills and is not one to rush things.
Called Jessica to setup meet. Went well with couple back and forth and I was there. Nice looking gal. Brown short pixie haircut. Nice see cups. Decent shape and waist. Prolly 5'5, and 130. But again well shaped. I was happy with her look. Apartment was reasonable for area off Riverside in Dayton. We got comfortable. Little chit-chat. She went straight to business. Demanded it upfront. So I foolishly agreed. I mean. Damn. I was there and we was ready. LOL. It was good BBBJ service, but she kept checking her phone. That's when it went bad. She said. We have to hurry. Blah. Blah. Blah. But she still continued the service. Nice skill. With lots of tongue action. Was enjoying it. Phone again. She takes it. Damn shit. Goes back and cuts me short. You have to leave. BS. My sister is pulling up. Right!! Anyway. I won't repeat. Clock watcher. Rushed. To get you out of her place. So Jessica. In Dayton. 9586. Be cautious guys!! Called a favorite of mine to finish the job. LOL. As always. Keep eye on your 6.
Her account on SA has been active in the last 24 hours.
[QUOTE=ATrueHobbyist;2793660]Whatever has become of our beautiful Destiny?[/QUOTE]
I had a couple of extra bucks and a lot of back pressure in my nuts, so I visited the Upsilon Tau Rho sorority today. For those of you who do speak Greek, that's UTR.
Had a very good time. Imagine Angel from Springfield with tits. I don't like tongue piercings for DFK, so she kindly removed it. And that my friends was the only negative I can conjure up. An hour and half later I left invigorated, refreshed, and completely ready to deal with all the ass holes who will try to wreck my day. Bring it on.
I have to keep this short, as I am planning my return trip. I love sororities!
[QUOTE=HoBeau;2807851]I had a couple of extra bucks and a lot of back pressure in my nuts, so I visited the Upsilon Tau Rho sorority today. For those of you who do speak Greek, that's UTR.
Had a very good time. Imagine Angel from Springfield with tits. I don't like tongue piercings for DFK, so she kindly removed it. And that my friends was the only negative I can conjure up. An hour and half later I left invigorated, refreshed, and completely ready to deal with all the ass holes who will try to wreck my day. Bring it on.
I have to keep this short, as I am planning my return trip. I love sororities![/QUOTE]Had no trouble with the piercing. LOL Maybe you have a fatter tongue than I do.