Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Exec Talent]Two posters found this not so graphic information helpful.

If someone gives a "lousy massage" why bother?

Graphic reviews help no one except the fragile egos of guys who feel the need to brag about their "conquests" at AMPs. Grow up already! I think some of you are in your second childhoods.

If life has come down to some 50 year-old, out of shape Asian woman yanking your crank, then you got more problems than can be dealt with here.

Let's focus on who provides great legitimate massages and everything else will fall into place.[/QUOTE]Way to go "Exec Talent" very well said it puts everything into perspective!

Maybe we should have a separate DISCUSSION board for everyone who wants to talk to each other and lets keep this board for info on AMPs only. I am tired of just reading conversations back and forth between members. Lets get over it and use the board for what it was intended to do!

[QUOTE=Indian River]Maybe we should have a separate DISCUSSION board for everyone who wants to talk to each other and lets keep this board for info on AMPs only. I am tired of just reading conversations back and forth between members. Lets get over it and use the board for what it was intended to do![/QUOTE]We need a thread on Legal/Political Issues/Busts. etc, and another for complaints about how the website is being used.

[QUOTE=Dr Kool]I personally think you have a good intention but this may not be a real viable solution mainly because as may have already noticed there are self proclaimed "GODS" on this forum who will not agree with your idea. And if it is not to their liking they will shoot your idea down with no mercy. I can see where you are coming from and appreaciate your contribution.

Back to the drawing board!

DK[/QUOTE]

For someone who calls himself "Dr Kool", you certainly seem to lose your cool any time you read something that doesn't go along with your own view of how the world should turn.

I know that some of us here are looking for pussy, but you aren't quite what I had in mind.

[QUOTE=Exec Talent]

Let's focus on who provides great legitimate massages and everything else will fall into place.[/QUOTE]

Well, that's just blatantly false.

Has anybody ever tried Vicki with Vion Massage Therapy?

So, I recently visited the Spa. The girls on CL look amazing.

My review:

Friendliness 9/10
Location 9/10
Facilities 9/10
Attractiveness of therapist 8/10
Massage 6/10
Price 6/10

I say 6/10 on the massage as I asked for harder pressure a few times and she didn't comply, just kept rubbing at the same pressure.

Price 6/10 is a little steep for the service. Paid $.1

I might return but not using the same therapist.

This thread is for us to provide info on our experiences at AMP. Whether good, bad, lame massages; extra or no extra.

I think the statement "great legitimate massages", may need some explaining. When I go to an AMP I would like a 20-30min massage, then a enjoyable flip with extra's.

If you are going to a AMP for [u]just a "great legitimate massage"[/u], you can save yourself some time, money and possible issues with LE, just go to a day spa. You will also have more time on your hands since you won't be posting here.

I will take one on the chin here and say that 99.9999% of guys heading to a AMP want more then a "legitimate massage"

As for the harsh comments about Graphic Info, give me a break. This site is based on providing graphic info. If you don't like the graphic reports then I personally think you may be on the wrong site.

Maybe Jackson can assist with clarifying this for us....

Not trying to start a war...just stating the facts.

Surf Out :cool:

[QUOTE=Exec Talent]Two posters found this not so graphic information helpful.

If someone gives a "lousy massage" why bother?

Graphic reviews help no one except the fragile egos of guys who feel the need to brag about their "conquests" at AMPs. Grow up already! I think some of you are in your second childhoods.

If life has come down to some 50 year-old, out of shape Asian woman yanking your crank, then you got more problems than can be dealt with here.

Let's focus on who provides great legitimate massages and everything else will fall into place.[/QUOTE]If a legitimate massage was what we were all after, we could easily just go the Chamber of Commerce web page or any of the hundreds of providers who advertise in the yellow pages, college campuses, bulletin boards, etc... Let`s not lose focus of the name of this web page, USA SEX GUIDE!

[QUOTE=SW Surfer]This thread is for us to provide info on our experiences at AMP. Whether good, bad, lame massages; extra or no extra.

I think the statement "great legitimate massages", may need some explaining. When I go to an AMP I would like a 20-30min massage, then a enjoyable flip with extra's.

If you are going to a AMP for [u]just a "great legitimate massage"[/u], you can save yourself some time, money and possible issues with LE, just go to a day spa. You will also have more time on your hands since you won't be posting here.

I will take one on the chin here and say that 99.9999% of guys heading to a AMP want more then a "legitimate massage"

As for the harsh comments about Graphic Info, give me a break. This site is based on providing graphic info. If you don't like the graphic reports then I personally think you may be on the wrong site.

Maybe Jackson can assist with clarifying this for us....

Not trying to start a war...just stating the facts.

Surf Out :cool:[/QUOTE]

He actually did clarify this pretty well just a short while ago. Search back a tiny bit and I'm sure you'll find it. He clearly said why the board is here and that it's foolish to think police are going to use this place for info.

[QUOTE=Moonlightbiker]Maybe I've gone nuts. Now I can't find it. Was I dreaming? No that can't be...when I dream it always has a happy ending.[/QUOTE]

It's Post #2403, there's just a lot of trash between here and there.

Let's be careful out there!

[QUOTE=Exec Talent]If someone gives a "lousy massage" why bother?

Let's focus on who provides great legitimate massages and everything else will fall into place.[/QUOTE]Well said. Very true.

[color=red] The purpose of this Forum is to facilitate the exchange of information between men who are looking for [b]sex[/b] with women.[/color]
This is not [u]an opinion[/u] to agree and disagree if you do not like that then you do not know what you signed for and [b]yes[/b] MP (this thread) is a thread out of the forum. The purpose of the forum applies to this very thread (MP).

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Hi guys,

Just to put this in perspective:

1. There is no club, massage parlor, escort service, streetwalker location or other place described on this website that the local police don't already know about, with or without this website. Don't be so naive as to think that local LE doesn't already know what's going on in their town.

2. No Forum Members have ever been detained, questioned or investigated as a result of information that they or others posted on this Forum.

3. No information in this Forum has ever been used in any prosecution. It's simply not qualified evidence.

4. The police have never contacted me or requested any information from me about any forum member, and they never will because the forum's servers are located in Montreal, Canada, safely outside the reach of the USa legal system.

Thanks,

Jackson[/blue]
References:
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/faq.php?[/url]

Well new to me at least.

I saw 2 on Colonial on the OBT side heading toward UCF, one was T-SPA next to the big 7-11 and the otherone was Assami Massage a little further down Colonial/SR 50,

Any word on these 2 locations?

[QUOTE=Tex Cobb]We need a thread on Legal/Political Issues/Busts. etc, and another for complaints about how the website is being used.[/QUOTE]That is a Good one Tex, while we are at it why not add one so that the "GODS" of the board can stroke their "EGOS". Then they can read it and smile or pat themselves on the back. (Pun Intended! )

DK

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Hi Guys,

Do you mean threads like these?

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=973

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=91

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=318

Thanks,

Jackson[/blue]

[QUOTE=Orlandoguy123]So, I recently visited the Spa. The girls on CL look amazing.

My review:

Friendliness 9/10
Location 9/10
Facilities 9/10
Attractiveness of therapist 8/10
Massage 6/10
Price 6/10

I say 6/10 on the massage as I asked for harder pressure a few times and she didn't comply, just kept rubbing at the same pressure.

Price 6/10 is a little steep for the service. Paid $.1

I might return but not using the same therapist.[/QUOTE]What kind of therapists did they have there? Are there any "Latinas" there?

[QUOTE=SW Surfer]This thread is for us to provide info on our experiences at AMP. Whether good, bad, lame massages; extra or no extra.

I think the statement "great legitimate massages", may need some explaining. When I go to an AMP I would like a 20-30min massage, then a enjoyable flip with extra's.

If you are going to a AMP for [u]just a "great legitimate massage"[/u], you can save yourself some time, money and possible issues with LE, just go to a day spa. You will also have more time on your hands since you won't be posting here.

I will take one on the chin here and say that 99.9999% of guys heading to a AMP want more then a "legitimate massage"

As for the harsh comments about Graphic Info, give me a break. This site is based on providing graphic info. If you don't like the graphic reports then I personally think you may be on the wrong site.

Maybe Jackson can assist with clarifying this for us....

Not trying to start a war...just stating the facts.

Surf Out :cool:[/QUOTE]Others are looking for a Legitimate, genuine, justifiable, acceptable massage!

You gotta start each day with a song

Lookin' for pussy, lookin' for pussy
Lookin' for pussy, lookin' for pussy

I just gotta see her and tell her I need her
Hurting without her, dreamin' about her
Wonderin' what she's gonna do
And who she's doin' it to

Lookin' for pussy, lookin' for pussy
Lookin' for pussy, lookin' for pussy

Tell her my story, say that I'm sorry
Just gotta find her say I'm behind her
In anything right or wrong
If she'll just take me along

Lookin' for pussy, take me along
Lookin' for pussy, c'mon take me along
Lookin' for pussy, c'mon take me along
Lookin' for pussy, Yeah lookin' for pussy

Lookin' for pussy....

(c) Unknown

Has anyone seen the new place, Asiami, near Mills and Colonial? I was coming from fashion square and happened to notice it. Brand new I hear, but is it new people, or familiar faces? Maybe I'll try it out this weekend.

[QUOTE=BuckyBuck]Has anyone seen the new place, Asiami, near Mills and Colonial? I was coming from fashion square and happened to notice it. Brand new I hear, but is it new people, or familiar faces? Maybe I'll try it out this weekend.[/QUOTE]I am not much of a conspiracy theorist or pointer of the law finger. And I for one would prefer if people stayed on topic, so yes I may be a little hypocritical here but believe it could be for the greater good.

I find it interesting that 2 brand new member (not that I have been here for years) both just happen too notice the same new place on hwy 50 on the same day. I dunno, just kind of fishy too me.

[QUOTE=Dr Kool]That is a Good one Tex, while we are at it why not add one so that the "GODS" of the board can stroke their "EGOS". Then they can read it and smile or pat themselves on the back. (Pun Intended! )

DK

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Hi Guys,

Do you mean threads like these?

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=973[/url]

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=91[/url]

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=318[/url]

Thanks,

Jackson[/blue][/QUOTE]Thanks Jackson!! You got everything under control and always on top of things!

Due to some fincial troubles have only occasionally been able to visit AMP in the past 5 years. My atf used to be Vivian (when she had no girls working for her that week) or her crazy friend Mona. But now I read these post and have no idea there wer so many AMPs now. Problem is I don't know what the code is for these places. One poster had OW in Altamonte. Is there someone who can pm me with a list of what the abbreviations (why such a long word? ) stand for.

Thanks

Visited from out of town. Looked for OHT and Tokyo Spa but couldn't find them. I should have gotten better directions.

Instead I found a place on 17-92 that I haven't seen reviewed. The sign on the front just said Massage. Inside, I think there was a card that said International Massage, but I didn't keep the card.

Very attractive Asian lady took me to the room. It was .6 for half hour. No TS.

A nice, but older looking Asian lady gave me the massage. She kept me covered with the towel the entire time. On the flip, I made sure towel came off. (I just like the feel of bare skin better- more relaxing.)

Anyway, it took some effort, because she seemed reluctant, but I convinced her to give me full relaxation with HR. She let me explore, although she seemed reluctant at this too.

The massage was average. The HR was nice... didn't try to end too quickly; let me enjoy the nice touch first.

If I come back, which would not be likely anytime soon, I'd probably try another place first. But if I had to, I wouldn't mind trying again.

[QUOTE=Dr Kool]You gotta start each day with a song

Lookin' for pussy, lookin' for pussy
Lookin' for pussy, lookin' for pussy

I just gotta see her and tell her I need her
Hurting without her, dreamin' about her
Wonderin' what she's gonna do
And who she's doin' it to

Lookin' for pussy, lookin' for pussy
Lookin' for pussy, lookin' for pussy

Tell her my story, say that I'm sorry
Just gotta find her say I'm behind her
In anything right or wrong
If she'll just take me along

Lookin' for pussy, take me along
Lookin' for pussy, c'mon take me along
Lookin' for pussy, c'mon take me along
Lookin' for pussy, Yeah lookin' for pussy

Lookin' for pussy....

(c) Unknown[/QUOTE]
These are nice lyrics but, to the tune of what song are we supposed to sing?

[QUOTE=BuckyBuck]Has anyone seen the new place, Asiami, near Mills and Colonial? I was coming from fashion square and happened to notice it. Brand new I hear, but is it new people, or familiar faces? Maybe I'll try it out this weekend.[/QUOTE]Nice massage.

Very legit.

NO extras.

[QUOTE=Nnms46]These are nice lyrics but, to the tune of what song are we supposed to sing?[/QUOTE]These are Dr. Hook's Looking for Pussy Lyrics. (Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show)

I found them rather interesting and appropiate since thats what many are doing here. Lyrics and music can be downloaded online at places like itunes or other popular sites.

Music is rather nice and comical in the Rock Genre

Has anybody tried the add for the teacher who needs extra money on Craigs list?

Thanks in advance.

Jay

[QUOTE=LittleOrlando]Due to some fincial troubles have only occasionally been able to visit AMP in the past 5 years. My atf used to be Vivian (when she had no girls working for her that week) or her crazy friend Mona. But now I read these post and have no idea there wer so many AMPs now. Problem is I don't know what the code is for these places. One poster had OW in Altamonte. Is there someone who can pm me with a list of what the abbreviations (why such a long word? ) stand for.

Thanks[/QUOTE]If you look at the top of the page it has a category "abbreviations" and that will answer all of your questions.

[QUOTE=Phatpistol]If you look at the top of the page it has a category "abbreviations" and that will answer all of your questions.[/QUOTE]I do not believe he is asking for the abbreviations for the lingo, which is what that section is for, he is asking for a translation of the names of the establishments because he does not know what they are called now after his hiatus. Those are not listed in that section. Thats what I took from it anyway.

They say thanks Jackson and they do not even read his comments. Are you sarcastic? Or pun was intended! Read this and many other comments of Jackson.

[QUOTE=Admin][blue]Greetings Everyone,

First, an AMP is a business, and thus it [u]IS[/u] [u]NOT[/u] a "personal address", and thus it [u]IS[/u] [u]NOT[/u] covered under the prohibition against the posting of Personal Contact Information.

Second, a provider's first name, fake or otherwise, [u]IS[/u] [u]NOT[/u] specificly identifying to the point that it would be considered "Personal Contact Information", and thus it [u]IS[/u] [u]NOT[/u] covered under the prohibition against the posting of Personal Contact Information.

Thanks,

Jackson[/blue][/QUOTE]

References:
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=973[/url]

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=91[/url]

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=318[/url]

[QUOTE=LittleOrlando]Due to some fincial troubles have only occasionally been able to visit AMP in the past 5 years. My atf used to be Vivian (when she had no girls working for her that week) or her crazy friend Mona. But now I read these post and have no idea there wer so many AMPs now. Problem is I don't know what the code is for these places. One poster had OW in Altamonte. Is there someone who can pm me with a list of what the abbreviations (why such a long word? ) stand for.

Thanks[/QUOTE]OW = Orlando Weekly.

It is a local newspaper that you can find in coffee shops and cool places to eat as well as places that buy advertisements. In it, you will find info on local music gigs, restaurant reviews, and of course ads for massage!

[QUOTE=Moto Monger]I do not believe he is asking for the abbreviations for the lingo, which is what that section is for, he is asking for a translation of the names of the establishments because he does not know what they are called now after his hiatus. Those are not listed in that section. Thats what I took from it anyway.[/QUOTE]Yes, that is what I meant.

Ow= Orlando Weekly Of course now that it was spelled out

[QUOTE=Dr Kool]Others are looking for a Legitimate, genuine, justifiable, acceptable massage![/QUOTE]

Then those "others" are in the wrong forum. One might think they would understand that when typing the URL for this site.

Visited AAA the other day. Nice time, I would recommend again. They had changed hands awhile back and didn't like the new (now old) operation. They are back to the good old days now, however. A little rushed, but I was in a hurry anyways, so didn't mind.

Has anyone been to an AMP lately that they could report on?

[QUOTE=A John]I think so I'm sure it's not news to you, I know you've heard it before "you're controlling".

Just have this irresistible urge inside, you have something of dire importance to say.

Please go out hit your place of choice comeback report all the details and next year we'll talk again. You're flooding of the board with useless garbage is unnecessary.

People can't argue with themselves therefore if you speak your opinion and leave it alone this type of crap does not take place.

It's OK to agree to disagree!

Everyone doesn't believe what you believe, nor do you have the control / power to make them. I respect your opinion knowing you're entitled to it. You know the old saying opinions are like assholes everybody's got one and they all come with a different fragrance, I'm sure you enjoy yours but I don't! [/QUOTE]Thats what we have been trying to say all along! I got to hand it to you, this is a unique, direct and creative way to get your point across. Let's hope this message is finally understood!

This was Great! Very Wise and Smart!

DK

My hope is to one day go to one of these AMPs and fall in love with the girl, and have her love me. She will move in with me and we will live happily ever after. Find me the girl, please! That is the information that I want. Which of these richly deserving female treasures can I make my queen?

It is just a simple question that I am looking for the forum to answer. Who can I make the center of my world, the sun to my earth, etc. Etc. Etc? Until then, my quest continues with a heart full of love to give to a massage therapist.

OK, now everyone, tell me what stupid pussy that I am and please quit yelling at each other. Let's bring back the love. Lets all go to a ball game together and get our drunk on, with designated drivers of course.

When I went to Ginza and had a first class massage from Mae, I reported it here to benefit both the members and Mae.

I started the Real Deal thread and contributed the names of three great girls again to benefit both members and the girls.

Neither post contained graphic details. Did anyone benefit from either of those posts?

Let's get back on topic (sharing of information) on this and other threads. I have made it very clear that I believe you can share information and respect women (and their safety) at the same time. In fact, I have proven it.

The guys who thought it a good idea to share graphic information have proven their point as well. Mae is no longer at Ginza; I no longer get my first class massage from her because of them. Thanks guys, you did a great job. I am sure if Mae posted here she would thank you too.

And, don't give me that bullshit that LE knows what goes on. What went on for me was a great legit massage that I can no longer get from a woman who as best as I can tell was nothing but kind to everyone.

Let's get back on topic. Sponge Unworthys are everywhere. They contribute nothing, but want eveyone else to contribute graphic details on their encounters because they are socially inept and only can relate to women on that level. It is the Mae's of this world who are rare. Do I care about them? Do I look out for them?

Yeah, and I will continue to do so and still share valueable information with members of this forum.

Now, let's get back on topic and stay there and not get distracted by guys who have contributed nothing.

Mae was incredible. No doubt about it. However you simply can't give thousands of HJ's and not expect to attract attention. With or without this board I would have to think her time was limited.

I can't get into the debate of how much info should or shouldn't be shared on this board. I don't see where it's a question to be asked. The title of the board and the statements by the man who created the board really tell the story and eliminate the question. One can yell at a leopard all they want but the leopard is still going to have spots. There are plenty of boards out there strictly for legit massages. I don't see where this one needs to be forced to join their ranks.

If it makes anyone feel any better I'll use an old biblical saying; "It is hard for thee to kick against the pricks"

[url]http://www.biblequestions.org/Archives/BQAR075.htm[/url]

That isn't to say if it's right or wrong to post graphic info. It's just proving that the intent of the board includes posting such information. The only argument I see is if the board should exist or not, and this really isn't the place for that debate.

Mae was amazing. It's a shame that nobody ever found out where she went when she left Ginza. I'm sure she is plying her trade somewhere else. Mae was so good, I would fly wherever she is now for a weekend to get a few more massages from her! I feel the same way about Hannah who was at Assa a year or so ago. I'm glad she left before the LEO problems, but I would love to know what happened to her.