Massage Parlor Reports

Men, Like many here in Kazoo / BC lately, I feel the provider market in general is lacking right now.

So when I need a lift, a sure & tested place for me, Has Always been Spring Spa AMP in BC.

Made a trip there, just a few days ago.

Altho, the women there are older & tend to very rarely change, I find them Reliable, Sweet, Professional, Sexy, Service Oriented & dedicated to a Clean, Safe Environment.

Maria, a former massage provider there, is now Playing Mamasan.

The 2 girls working currently (favs of mine) are Mija / aka Lucky & Lilly / aka Sunny.

I have personally Never Had a Bad Session with either one.

Most agree, altho we warn YMMV.

At the spas- esp at Spring, I feel that a Good Attitude will usually Get you a very Good Session.

The TS there is always a well done treat for me, as well as a winter hot sauna.

The last trip I was able to Enjoy Both Ladies (1 at a time switching off).

Left fully Relaxed & Fully Satisfied.

All for the standard $$ all in, discussed here in this thread often.

I have occasionally gone to Happy, as a change of pace & usually disappointed, ever since Sandy left there.

Be Safe, Well & Enjoy.

JJ / Jimmy.

[QUOTE=GypseyDanger;5187561]Had the pleasure of seeing this lovely lady for a massage:

[URL]https://kalamazoo.skipthegames.com/massage/black_caribbean/nude-massage-with-extras-avail/584823557402[/URL]

Although looks like she updated her ad since I saw her or I would have tried more, but alas I wasn't updated myself. I tried to set up a massage a few weeks prior but something came up and I had to cancel. Paid 1 for an hour massage and it was no joke. Absolutely melted on the table and even forgot about the ending to be honest. She is stunning, very perky and firm, just a great body with magic hands. I was incredibly impressed that I paid for an hour massage for her to give me an actual hour of massage before the flip. Talked back and forth and just had a good time. Definitely would see again just for the massage alone LOL, I was exhausted and nearly fell asleep at one point when I asked about time. She said don't worry I have a timer and I'll take care of you. Got to the flip, was given permission to touch. Little man didn't want to play today from exhausting week or whatever but she gave it all she could (in hindsight knowing the menu is updated I wish there was a hint of that, but it is what it is). Gave her a tip and said don't worry as she seemed a little down about it. Said I had no regrets and would definitely be scheduling again. Give her a shot, she's a good one.[/QUOTE]Sorry to bother but the link is dead and was wondering if you could clarify who you're referring to? Please and thanks!

The posting shows young and sexy! The ad even says so!

I had time from a meeting cancel on my was to casino I thought well lower back sore if anything get a massage. Once again Asians always do the switch and bait! I'd say easily 50's!

No more for me.

Ok. I'm done! Last I checked 40 minutes isn't an hour.

They will lose Customers so fast they won't know what hit them!

Coco is the worse. She's burnt out and Tired. Cece 35 minutes maybe.

Then she starts complaining!

Sherry came back. Best massage in Kalamazoo if you are into the self serve. It's frustrating as this girl can raise the dead. But no happy. You just can't leave mad as it is such a good deep massage and she is so tiny and petite.

Did 30 minutes at Lotus. Cece directed me to an older lady with quite a gut. Did a very nice soft sensual rub. Reminded me a little of Lauren at why Body Relax in GR, but not quite that level of teasing. I like harder massage, but I was digging it. Decent standard ending. I agree with other reports that Cece is burnt out. She was one of my favorites in her day, but she wants to run the house now and not do the massage anymore.

I just wish they could find some better girls with the void in Kzoo.

[QUOTE=MD2020;5222111]Did 30 minutes at Lotus. Cece directed me to an older lady with quite a gut. Did a very nice soft sensual rub. Reminded me a little of Lauren at why Body Relax in GR, but not quite that level of teasing. I like harder massage, but I was digging it. Decent standard ending. I agree with other reports that Cece is burnt out. She was one of my favorites in her day, but she wants to run the house now and not do the massage anymore.

I just wish they could find some better girls with the void in Kzoo.[/QUOTE]I didn't see Coco. Hopefully she's gone.

Other lady is blah.

Ce Ce needs younger he girls!

Time was still shorted last week! Just because you get a he ending doesn't mean your done!

Oh well they will see how small the tip will be.

[QUOTE=MrCoffee68;5216258]Lauren.

I saw her once. Did the diamond package, full hour nude, $120.

It may be a case of YMMV. My experience sure didn't live up to the hype I've read. Maybe it's because I don't normally go to massage parlors expecting more than a good massage. I thought why just get my back pain relieved, why not also get total relaxation. Next time I will go to a legitimate CMT, then go see an escort.

The good. A safe professional location which is well very decorated and furnished. She's attractive, good conversation, some roaming allowed, but very limited near kitty, some verbal teasing where she hints that more may be available.

The bad. On a scale of 10 the massage was a 3, even though she's supposedly a CMT. Almost no physical teasing. At the very end she performed HJ. HJ skills were ok, but she seemed very detached and mechanical. As for other extras she gave the old line "maybe when I get to know you better". I definitely wouldn't count on it. Besides, there won't be a next time, even if it were offered at half price. What a disappointment.

As always YMMV.[/QUOTE]I agree with some of the other reviewers regarding Lauren at Heavenly Touch. The quality of the massage is rather poor. I had an appointment with Lauren a couple years ago and most of the time involved a robotic back and forth on the back. That is not a massage and she cannot possibly have training or certification as a massage therapist. Because of some positive reviews and because she has set some roots here now and opened a business, I thought I would try again. I got the diamond package. 1 hour, but 45 minutes was once a again some robotic motion across the back, then 8 minutes on arms and legs, and then told 3 minutes left. No teasing, terrible massage, and unenthusiastic HE in less than 4 minutes. Of course, YMMV, especially no body can deliver such a poor effort all the time. There are better places for massage, even though they have less tempting pictures of the therapists posted.

I had a couple of hours today between appointments, and I was close to TLC to see if any improvements have been made to the talent. I pulled in and noticed the open sign on the front of the building. I was met in the empty parking lot by ancient momma and she said "we are closed", I asked if they would be open later, she just made a shooing away motion and said closed, closed.

I figured it would still be crap, but I didn't realize they are closed.

[QUOTE=SlyGuy12;5228475]I had a couple of hours today between appointments, and I was close to TLC to see if any improvements have been made to the talent. I pulled in and noticed the open sign on the front of the building. I was met in the empty parking lot by ancient momma and she said "we are closed", I asked if they would be open later, she just made a shooing away motion and said closed, closed.

I figured it would still be crap, but I didn't realize they are closed.[/QUOTE]Yes Sly,

Would have still been crap, If they were Open.

Sounds like same old nasty Mama.

Looks like same old run down place.

Heard have same old unfriendly, mechanical providers.

Haven't stepped foot in there in years.

Many, many moons ago, used to be a regular.

I Really Doubt That for Anyone YMMV from the Above at TLC.

Be Safe, JJ / Jimmy.

Similar experience. Older lady, Anna?, was a bit chunky for my taste but she provided a very nice, sensuous massage.

CeCe is often recruiting new talent. I hope she is successful. Worth checking back for talent updates.

[QUOTE=MD2020;5222111]Did 30 minutes at Lotus. Cece directed me to an older lady with quite a gut. Did a very nice soft sensual rub. Reminded me a little of Lauren at why Body Relax in GR, but not quite that level of teasing. I like harder massage, but I was digging it. Decent standard ending. I agree with other reports that Cece is burnt out. She was one of my favorites in her day, but she wants to run the house now and not do the massage anymore.

I just wish they could find some better girls with the void in Kzoo.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Electronman;5231048]Similar experience. Older lady, Anna?, was a bit chunky for my taste but she provided a very nice, sensuous massage.

CeCe is often recruiting new talent. I hope she is successful. Worth checking back for talent updates.[/QUOTE]I was seeing Anna. She's fun but to old.

New girl Amy I believe is from relax in GR.

Not young but a big rack. I might try her.

Poor Kalamazoo. Not as good as our many choices in GR.

YMMV. Not in Kazo! Oh and bring your wallet they always want you to tip as you normally pay for a BBBJ. Without one.

Not in Kazo!

Unfortunately Stacy no longer at VT. Me no happy.

Haven't been in a while, was hoping to get a feel from you all on who you think is the best to go see here. Better body and roaming preferred. Thanks.

Scally.

Well I made the run over to Kalamazoo today to see what I could find to do. With all the posts today I should've been able to have my pick but not so. Only response I got from anybody was Angie and she was busy but thanks for the reply. So let's TOFTT I have not been to TLC in forever so what the heck let's go. Same old mamasan let me in so not expecting much. But then in walks honey. Perfect smile, perfect hair, perfect body you get the idea. And Great attitude and great skills. So for the rest of us that have been avoiding it you may want to go check it back out again.