Let me save you the embarrassment. Wrong, as usual.
[QUOTE=TheRealTroy; 1342587]Is business that bad over there you keep this crap up.
Again posters this escort service bashes because o wouldn't raise prices up to be like them and they have threatened police on me over there. Read back he has been saying places were getting busted in September. If I get where I can log on from PC I will give full write up.[/QUOTE][b]Scene 1, Act III: The Big Announcement [/b]
* Fade in and enter stage: Legal Eagle sitting in a comfy chair wearing a smoking jacket, an ascot and puffing an English smoking pipe. Large, leather-bound book laying open across his lap, snifter of warmed brandy on antique table alongside. Gold-framed photographs of The Troy, the stadium and Ethel Merman adorn the table top next to the snifter. A small Scottish Terrier named "JohnnyB" is laying at Legal's feet gnawing a handcuffed-shaped rubber chew toy. Sound of Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On' drifts in the background. The Troy laying on a fainting couch nearby, wringing his hands in frustration and, uncomfortably, attempted self-fellatio "
LE: So, Troy. Tell me how things are with you.
TT: [gag, glup]
LE: *Stunned silence. Collects his thoughts and then* If you could, for just moment, share your thoughts.
TT: *Wipes mouth* Do I have to?
LE: *Cringing* Yes (unfortunately.)
TT: I think you own an escort service.
LE: Stay in character, Troy. We're in my den, and you are my patient.
TT: [glup. Gag]
LE: Troy?
TT: [slurp] Sorry.
LE: You were saying?
TT: I think you own an escort service. The ABE Company, in fact.
LE: [Stunned silence] Really? You are serious?
TT: Yes. *Twists his hair, mostly*
LE: The ABE Company? The place I've been a couple of times?
BS: Yes.
LE: Where did YOU come from?
TT: He was already here.
LE: Right. *Makes note to increase dosage*
BS: We think that you are really the lady that owns that rip-off spot.
LE: So you have stated. And you realize I have a penis? Not first-hand of course, but.
TT; *Appears momentarily confused* But you HAVE to be her! I mean him. I mean. I'm not sure what I mean.
BS: We discussed this Troy. Stick to the plan.
LE: Plan?
TT: [glup. Glop]
BS: STOP IT!
LE: The "bs," you mean?
BS: *glares at Legal*
LE: I'm just saying.
TT: You are Vicky. I just know it. Somebody told me so.
BS: Yeah.
LE: * Looks slowly back and forth at conjoined twins laying on fainting couch * OK. But I have a penis. Really.
TT: So do I. Mostly.
LE:. And she doesn't, as far as I know.
BS: Not what I heard, and I know alot. I know her and she told me so herself.
LE: Is that true, Troy?
TT: [glop. Glub]
BS: STOP IT!
LE: The 'bs," you mean?
BS: *still glaring at Legal*
LE: OK. So you think I am really a woman and that I own an escort service that I have been to a few times. Is that pretty much where we are on this?
BS: YEAH!
TT: Ditto!
LE: At least we're getting somewhere. BS? Your recitation, sir.
BS: Huh?
LE: *Sighs* I mean you can offer your reasons.
BS: I KNOW WHAT YOU MEANT! I know things.
LE: Right. *sips brandy, puffs pipe slowly* Do go on.
BS: Well.
13:04 #194.
StopTheBS
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[QUOTE=StopTheBS;1310960]Ok. So I was wrong about the 2nd owner.So,"C" when you are willing to meet let me know. Until then "C" you can continue your lies to the folks on this board that are dumb enough to believe you. I'm out.[/QUOTE]LE: *Ponders this for a moment. Sips brandy * But "Vicky" begins with a "V," BS. And you stated that you've met her, so.
BS: I KNOW THAT! I know things.
TT: YEAH! He does. He really, REALLY does.
LE: Go back to what you were doing, Troy. Let me rephrase that.
TT: Too late [glup]
LE: *Sigh* You were saying, BS?
BS: Well.
#203.
StopTheBS
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[QUOTE=StopTheBS; 1318326]Again I'm not revealing my sources but I assure you they are better than yours. I agree with Legal on some things. Troy has tried to manipulate this board just like Meat / Jenna does. But I also know that Legal has a similar motive in trying to get business for certain escorts. Just as he said the hammer was falling in September but that didn't happen, hes still trying to put fear there. Why not just let it be McGee? Got that from a song.
Le has been at the stadium and nothing came of it but the firing of one girl.[/QUOTE]LE: Right. So I am correct about some things, Troy is a manipulator and cops at the stadium? Got it.
TT: YEAH! Wait a minute.
BS: Sorry about that. I really don't think you're slime. I just said that because I missed you.
TT: Really?
BS: Yes.
[scene deleted for the sake of minors reading this board and to protect the appetite of everyone else]
LE: * Downs glass of brandy and refills, then chugs again *
TT: You OK, Vicky?
LE: Who?
BS: The person we say you are.
LE: Right. I'm fine. Mostly. Troy? Your recitation, sir.
TT: Huh?
LE: * Stunned silence * What I said to BS earlier.
TT: I KNOW WHAT YOU MEANT! I know things, too. I really, REALLY do.
LE: * Puffs pipe, stares at twins on couch *
TT: Should I say something now?
LE: Please.
TT: Well.
11-02-11 11:02 #188.
TheRealTroy
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[QUOTE=TheRealTroy;1309448]Read stopthebs previous post. Ss owner was a provider and the owner before that was as well. Brittany and Tracy. Not on here to sword fight but legal your friends feathergill and Smith are putting you in a nag spot. I don't think your free attorney friend would like.[/QUOTE]LE: * Stares at twins * So is Vicky "feathergill and Smith?" Both of them? What of this free attorney? I'm confused.
BS: That figures.
TT: [glup] YEAH!
LE: OK.
* The three (well, two and one-half) men stare silently across the room at one another. Minutes pass. A onerous smell begins to fill the room. Legal rises and opens the window, fanning his nose *
BS: Sorry about that.
TT: * gives shit-eating grin to Legal * I'm not.
LE: * Returns to comfy chair, sips brandy, clears throat * I think I understand now, gentlemen.
BS: I'll bet you do, Vicky.
TT: Yeah, I'll just bet. $5K in fact. No really, I will.
LE: You're both bat-shit crazy.
[Fade to black]
Just so we are clear on this, Troy,"I am not who you think I am" is the point of the story. By going TO a place, it does not convert me into the OWNER of that place. There are some legal technicalities there, of course, and a bit of surgery would be required. Whatever your delusions and the reasons for them (I'm sure they're rattling around in your head somewhere,) I am not Vicky. I've met her, I like her style, but I'm not her.
And yes, you are in fact bat-shit crazy.
There were 2 a' m' p's that I know of in NA
[QUOTE=White;1343614]Had a nice table shower and massage from an older gal named Kim at the AMP in NA. Funny how sometimes I like to take the AMP rout over the body rub chicks. Something about those older asians and the way they get into it always provides for a good time even if they aren't as attractive.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Two Nutts;1343912]Hope you get back to me before tomorrow morning. I plan on heading down that way. Whom did you see and where. Cost? Sorry man. I ment to send this via pm. See what mixing budlights and chasing with some tasty margaritas will do for you. Please pm any info you care to share.[/QUOTE]There were 2 a' m' p's in NA that I knew of: 1 right downtown (across the street from a big furniture-store in an old department-store-type building) with the entrance right on the corner of another older-style downtown building at the intersection, & another a few miles uphill in a little mini-duplex or mini-triplex office-building (I think there's an accountant next-door to it) with pull-in-off-the-street parking in front. There's 1 named "Choe" or "Chloe" I think, & 1 of them is either named "Pearl" or is on Pearl Street: but I can't remember which is which for either name or address! Apologies for not having more accurate memory; I've been to the 1 downtown that advertised for a "hot stone massage" just after they had opened I think: I thought it was overpriced (f / s = 2×ben + 10 total) because older slighty droppy-boobed gal was somewhat mechanical + rushed + shorted my time for 1_&_done! Never had an app't at the 1 uphill: the 1 time I stopped they were busy at the time & I couldn't wait around; a very attractive young Chinese girl, in a very sexy tight "sheath" mini-dress, was the receptionist in the foyer but I don't know if she was also a massuesse or not! Good luck, hope this helps; please p' m' me with details for either (or any others north of the River) for my next visit through?
Thanks in advance, for any help; sincerely: A K
